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Notables

  • Juicemaker has arrived, the first convertable golf cart on the Tour? Aluminuman has the pictures to prove it, Archivists are checking.
  • EAGLE again for the Boomer {on the fly - dunkeroo from 122}, bringing him into the lead for the Office Doctor eagle award... Chef misses an Ace by 2 inches... Crenshaw's medication is working today, so he picks up Boomer's dime on the green before putting...Chef needed to sink a 10 footer on 18 to hold back KaDaver and Boomer.
  • How is it possible to mention notables without mentioning the newest slammer, another of the Egytians showed up. A slimmer version we are getting used to BUT one with hair? Was that Ian Poulter?
  • Mentioned Honourably are the following ladder climbers: Gaziff beats Grumpy to jump 95 rungs {157-62}, Burnsy defeats Ticklar going from 93-4 (+89), Boomer's upset of KaDaver has him {27-5} jump 22 steps. ... cont'd below

Quotables

  • Two very similar events happened on the 14th hole, where a couple of "B"s 'upset' a couple of "C" {B Slammettes} to jump 12 rungs. Ruskie over Iron Maiden {25-13} & Blue over Juice {26-14}.
  • "Friggin bent club!"
  • "if you hit your drive a little lower, we can leave the tee box earlier and NOT have to worry about the pace of play."
  • After shaking hands, Kids Club makes a bad shot "NOW he starts!"
  • "Oh good it is wide open here, I am going to use a Titleist." "You're going to lose it." "That's okay he has already picked up four tees and is ahead."
  • "That shot has a little tail on it." "Nothing wrong with..."
  • Overheard on another green "it's Juice, Blue, Stevie. Sorry Juicemaker!"
  • Who is sober enough to read this?"
  • Sorry Billiards, I used to be able to block out so much more of the sun."
Event: Cedar Glen
Thu Nov 11, 2010
Summary
Well done Slammers! The news went out, over the airwaves, and was updated a couple of times Wednesday. The second update stated that we had to change course. Hat's off to Commish {we are all very quick to throw the pie in the face, and less quick to hand out the bouquets}, his diligence found us a home and enough notices and emails were sent to get us there. Casualties of venue change were PapaMalone & Goose, but they missed awesome fall golf. They were replaced by Clang and some new thin guy with hair {look on the left and notice the hint of who it was}. In the end 23 Slammers took in this late season event. All classes were represented, with the "B" classers being the most in attendance. Therefore see the three stars and notice that they were all B's {Slammer initials}.

Stars
Boomer
If you don't want to read about it here in this section, just look all throughout the summary and see how often his feats were mentioned. read about the EAGLE, read about the entry into the top ten {5th}, about the upset of KaDaver; about the taking of Chef to 18. Notice also that he shot the low round of the day and bested his SA by eleven {more than all others.} Boomerski.
Burnsy
Burnsy, playing in his 10th event of the season and 13th of his career, was in a better place today. Nobody ever questions this "A" golfer's abilities. His low ranking is due to inactivity, and then not being able to challenge anybody to move up. His career record is MOST impressive and stands at 30-1-5 with today's two upsets of Ticklar (#4) and Malone (#7). Trivia question - who has handed Burnsy his lone loss?
Blue (r)
Definately not a stranger to the 3 star selection process. Today is his 8th time being mentioned in his last nine events. Can you say rookie of the year? Blue's 3-0 record today includes two upsets. They are against Juice and Stevie Ray. This very similar record to Ruskie, only shines above because of the 2nd upset.
Onsite Coordinator
  • Grumpy
Stats
  • Attendance: 23
  • Scoring Average: 90
  • Birdie Average: 0.43
  • Course Rating: 8.5
  • Best aspects of course: It's open. $3 beer. HOT DOGS! Somebody liked the back nine {wide open}.
Kids
  • The Kids earned $22
Event Fees
  • ST Member: $25
  • EG Member: $20
  • EG Unl. Member: $15

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
Blue (r) [27] Juice [15] 14 T-Bone (r) [61] Ruskie [26] 13
Ruskie [26] IronMaiden [14] 14 Canny Jack [55] Ruskie [26] 13
Gazzif (r) [157] Grumpy [64] 14 Bookie [83] Clang (r) [50] 13
Burnsy [94] Malone [7] 16 Aluminuman (r) [92] Clang (r) [50] 13
Gazzif (r) [157] Billiards [97] 17 JuiceMaker (r) [156] Blue (r) [27] 13
Stevie Ray [21] Juice [15] 17 Grumpy [64] KidsClub [22] 14
Aluminuman (r) [92] Bookie [83] 18 JuiceMaker (r) [156] Juice [15] 14
Boomer [28] KaDaver [5] 18 T-Bone (r) [61] IronMaiden [14] 14
JuiceMaker (r) [156] Stevie Ray [21] 15
Canny Jack [55] IronMaiden [14] 15
Grumpy [64] Billiards [97] 15
Ticklar [4] Burnsy [94] 16
Crenshaw [31] Chef [1] 16
Toro [59] Clang (r) [50] 16
Crenshaw [31] Boomer [28] 17
Billiards [97] KidsClub [22] 17
Gazzif (r) [157] KidsClub [22] 17
Bookie [83] Toro [59] 17
T-Bone (r) [61] Canny Jack [55] 17
Crenshaw [31] KaDaver [5] 17
Stevie Ray [21] Blue (r) [27] 18
Malone [7] Ticklar [4] 18
Boomer [28] Chef [1] 18
KaDaver [5] Chef [1] 18
Aluminuman (r) [92] Toro [59] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
Chef 79 1 0 1 28 0 0 3-0-0 6
Ruskie 82 1 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Clang (r) 84 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Blue (r) 89 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
KidsClub 91 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Burnsy 79 1 0 1 28 1 18 2-0-0 4
Boomer 77 0 1 0 0 1 18 2-1-0 4
IronMaiden 90 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Stevie Ray 92 1 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Gazzif (r) 96 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Aluminuman (r) 93 0 0 1 28 0 0 1-1-1 3
Toro 92 1 0 0 0 1 18 1-1-1 3
KaDaver 79 1 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Juice 96 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Billiards 96 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Canny Jack 98 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Malone 83 2 0 0 0 2 36 0-1-1 1
Ticklar 80 1 0 0 0 0 0 0-1-1 1
Crenshaw 82 1 0 1 28 1 18 0-3-0 0
Bookie 95 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
T-Bone (r) 103 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
JuiceMaker (r) 105 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Grumpy 105 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 4 4 4 4 4 3 4 4 3 34 4 4 3 4 5 3 4 4 5 36 70
Malone 6 5 5 6 6 3 6 4 4 45 3 4 4 4 5 4 5 5 4 38 83 2
Boomer 5 2 5 5 4 4 4 5 5 39 5 4 4 4 5 3 4 4 5 38 77 1
Burnsy 5 6 6 5 4 2 4 4 4 40 4 4 3 4 6 3 4 6 5 39 79 1
Crenshaw 4 6 6 5 4 3 5 4 2 39 4 5 3 4 6 4 7 5 5 43 82 1
Toro 4 6 4 6 5 4 5 4 5 43 5 5 5 5 4 4 6 6 9 49 92 1
Chef 5 5 4 4 4 4 5 4 6 41 4 4 3 4 5 2 6 5 5 38 79 0
KaDaver 4 4 5 5 3 4 5 5 4 39 6 4 3 5 5 3 4 5 5 40 79 0
Ticklar 5 5 5 4 3 3 5 5 4 39 4 5 4 5 5 4 5 4 5 41 80 0
Ruskie 5 3 5 7 7 4 4 4 3 42 4 5 3 4 6 3 5 5 5 40 82 0
Clang (r) 5 4 4 6 4 3 5 6 4 41 6 4 3 4 7 4 4 5 6 43 84 0
Blue (r) 5 8 6 5 5 3 5 4 3 44 5 4 4 5 5 5 5 6 6 45 89 0
IronMaiden 6 5 5 7 4 4 5 6 3 45 5 5 3 5 6 3 6 6 6 45 90 0
KidsClub 5 5 5 6 6 4 5 6 4 46 4 5 6 5 5 3 6 5 6 45 91 0
Stevie Ray 5 5 5 6 5 4 5 4 6 45 5 8 3 5 7 2 6 5 6 47 92 0
Bookie 5 6 6 6 5 5 6 5 4 48 5 5 4 5 6 3 5 6 8 47 95 0
Billiards 6 5 4 7 5 3 6 5 4 45 5 6 4 5 9 4 6 6 6 51 96 0
Juice 5 4 5 6 6 3 6 5 4 44 6 6 4 5 6 4 6 8 7 52 96 0
Gazzif (r) 5 6 5 6 6 4 6 4 5 47 4 5 5 4 7 4 6 5 9 49 96 0
Canny Jack 7 4 5 8 6 9 5 4 3 51 5 5 4 4 9 4 6 5 5 47 98 0
T-Bone (r) 8 8 7 9 5 4 5 4 6 56 4 4 4 7 6 4 7 6 5 47 103 0
JuiceMaker (r) 4 9 6 6 6 4 6 6 5 52 4 8 3 6 9 3 6 5 9 53 105 0
Grumpy 6 6 5 8 6 4 6 5 6 52 5 5 4 5 8 4 7 8 7 53 105 0
TOTAL 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 1 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 1 6
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
AS 1U 1U 1U AS 1U AS AS 1U 2U -
5 2 5 5 4 4 4 5 5 5 4 4 4 5 3 4 4 -
4 6 6 5 4 3 5 4 2 4 5 3 4 6 4 7 5 -
1U AS AS AS 1U 2U 1U 2U 2U 1U AS -
RESULT: Boomer wins 2 and 1 Start match at hole:
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