 Notables - The Grumpy group caught up to the public group and the second group kept up to Grumpy.
- Clang orders Cuba and Pepilepu to play the blue tees but Eeyore is too stubborn.
- Welcome to Pipeline and SmallPak, rookies at their first event.
- Thanks to Toothfairy and Spud for sharing your good friends who fit right in.
- It's Mother's Day!
- Free range balls.
- Not a cloud in the sky for 18 holes.
- The cart girl was open for business and appreciated.
- Tan Co. Dogs worth $10 each were won on 4 of 6 par 3's by Enigma, Eeyore, Cuba and Smallpak.
- Thanks Pepilepu for collecting, doggiemastering and later distributing all those puppies.
- Evolution Physio Skins worth $13 each were won by Pepilepu, Eeyore and Smallpak.
- Thank you Grumpy for accurately calculating and presenting as Skinmaster.
- The Arnprior course committee voted down a proposal to install a plaque on the 18th fairway where Grumpy, 1 month ago, played his 7 wood approach shot off the roof of the clubhouse onto Cuba's car in the parking lot.
 Quotables
- I want my mommy!
- Golf messes with my emotions.
- She is dissing me for missing a 20" putt.
- I.K. Kim,
- How do people watch soccer all day long ?
- My mother made great potato pancakes.
- We sure went easy on this fairway,
- Need velcro on the ball to stop it on #11.
- Is that chocolate ?
- I brought bug spray but needed sunscreen.
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Sun May 13, 2012
Summary
Today is Mother's Day and as is traditional, we played the 2nd hole on the 2nd Sunday in May in silence to commemorate our moms and honour their silent nurturing strength. Arnprior Golf and Country Club was filled with families whose mom was the centre of their universe, and it was charming.
| Stars |
 |
Small Pak (r) |
|
This rookie in her first Slammer event was undefeated, had 1 skin, 1 dog, has 1 daughter and it's Mother's Day ! Exceptional! |
|
Pipeline (r) |
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This rookie, playing in his first Slammer Tour competition was undefeated and tied with SmallPak in match play and the other #. In fact he is married to Star #1. Outstanding ! |
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Clang |
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The highest ranking Slammer at the event had 2 birdies, and was undefeated as he defended his position on the 18th. Perfect under pressure ! |
| | Onsite Coordinator
Stats
- Attendance: 8
- Scoring Average: 94
- Birdie Average: 0.5
- Course Rating: 7.5
- Best aspects of course: The fox on the 6th hole will keep the geese away all year !
Kids
Event Fees
- ST Member: $40
- EG Member: $33
- EG Unl. Member: $28
Make a Wish Total
|
| UPSETS |
DEFENCES |
| Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
| Small Pak (r) [Unr] |
Grumpy [76] |
11 |
Pepilepu [61] |
Cuba [22] |
15 |
| Pipeline (r) [Unr] |
Grumpy [76] |
12 |
Eeyore [91] |
Cuba [22] |
16 |
| Small Pak (r) [Unr] |
The Enigma [41] |
13 |
Eeyore [91] |
Clang [20] |
17 |
| Pipeline (r) [Unr] |
The Enigma [41] |
14 |
Pepilepu [61] |
Clang [20] |
17 |
| Grumpy [76] |
The Enigma [41] |
18 |
Eeyore [91] |
Pepilepu [61] |
18 |
|
|
|
Cuba [22] |
Clang [20] |
18 |
|
|
|
Pipeline (r) [Unr] |
Small Pak (r) [Unr] |
18 |
| INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS |
| Slammer |
Score |
Birds |
Eagles |
Dogs |
Bones |
Skins |
Bones |
Record |
Points |
|
Small Pak (r) |
91 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
10 |
1 |
13 |
2-0-1 |
5 |
|
Cuba |
83 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2-0-1 |
5 |
|
Clang |
84 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-0-1 |
5 |
|
Pipeline (r) |
91 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-0-1 |
5 |
|
Pepilepu |
94 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
13 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
Grumpy |
109 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
Eeyore |
93 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
10 |
1 |
13 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
|
The Enigma |
108 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
| SKINS |
| HOLE |
1 |
2 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
8 |
9 |
OUT |
10 |
11 |
12 |
13 |
14 |
15 |
16 |
17 |
18 |
IN |
TOTAL |
SKINS |
| PAR |
4 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
35 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
35 |
70 |
|
| Small Pak (r) |
5 |
3 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
7 |
46 |
4 |
3 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
7 |
3 |
6 |
45 |
91 |
1 |
| Eeyore |
4 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
43 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
6 |
8 |
3 |
7 |
5 |
7 |
50 |
93 |
1 |
| Pepilepu |
7 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
4 |
4 |
7 |
50 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
8 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
44 |
94 |
1 |
| Cuba |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
41 |
6 |
4 |
7 |
3 |
4 |
3 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
42 |
83 |
0 |
| Clang |
6 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
44 |
6 |
3 |
8 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
40 |
84 |
0 |
| Pipeline (r) |
5 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
7 |
7 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
47 |
4 |
5 |
7 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
44 |
91 |
0 |
| The Enigma |
6 |
6 |
8 |
3 |
8 |
8 |
7 |
5 |
6 |
57 |
7 |
3 |
6 |
5 |
8 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
8 |
51 |
108 |
0 |
| Grumpy |
6 |
4 |
8 |
7 |
7 |
5 |
7 |
4 |
7 |
55 |
6 |
5 |
8 |
5 |
7 |
6 |
8 |
4 |
5 |
54 |
109 |
0 |
| TOTAL |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
|
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
|
|
3 |
| Legend |
E |
Eagle or Better |
B |
Birdie |
P |
Par |
G |
Bogey or Greater |
C |
Cut-off birdie |
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