The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

Although Potter qualifies as a super senior and is allowed to play the red tees, he plays the whites as Enigma was his adversary and would have been alone there.
This weeks wedding saw the bridesmaids in taupe and the groomsmen in grey with maroon ties.
Kricket, playing infrequently on tour these days, yet a popular friend to so many, joins the event and is best dressed Slammer, wearing a bright red Slammer shirt, visible all over he course.
Kricket, optimistically pays his $10 hole in one money to Cuba and is now eligible for the lottery Hole in One Pot.
50% of the holes were Dynamic Physio and Chiropractic skinned today, resulting in $63 paid to the winners, who were, Woodsy($21), Rocco ($14), and $7 each to The Enigma, Chef, Eeyore,and Stymie.
Stymie is exceptionally mentionable as he was 3-0 today with wins over Eeyore, Kricket and Jewel.
Three Culligan Dogs worth $ $26 each were won by Potter, Bookie and Chef.
Cuba thought he had the dog on the 9th until his group insisted he replay his shot as his 1st had been from the white tees inadvertently. They were only sure of the replay request after learning of the green being hit by the original ball, which is the way we Slam !
Eeyore went home with the group sheet. Cuba went home with his $7 skin money ! Cuba still has $15 owed to Clang since May.
Thanks to Ace for dogging and Bookie for stepping up and skinning the event.
Thanks for all that we are so fortunate to enjoy amongst our Slammer brethren on this Thanksgiving weekend.

Quotables

Gobble, gobble
We're safe, Chef is using a hybrid.
I couldn't pass up a shot at Cuba.
We saw Chef hitting and gathered close to the hole for safety.
Chef is now playing at the Pace of Fear.
That's your 3rd Pommie, Bookie !

Sat Oct 12, 2013

Summary
The Saturday event at Cedarhill just before Thanksgiving saw 16 Slammers all remember not to lock their keys in their cars. Papa Malone is gratefull not to get a call.

Stars
	Potter
	The Brockville Bomber known as Potter made the journey north and lay down his gauntlet. He noted that The Enigma was alone at the white tees, so sportingly moved back and still won the day by going 3-0, with a dog to cap it off. He humbly calls himself a sometime golfer and we humbly honour him with 1st star.
	Pearls (r)
	Pearls was in tough and was lowest ranked in her group, yet after 18 holes she had beat The Enigma to claim 29th place, tied Juice, and only fallen to Potter on the 17th hole. She earns a tenacious 2nd Star.
	Chef
	Picture a group of 4 brightly clad Slammers putting on a sun drenched green, and the stillness of the moment broken by a shriek of "FOUR" when Woodsy, playing behind saw Chef blindly as if enraged hitting his hybrid onto the peaceful putting green. Chef wins 3rd star for trying, but missed all!

Onsite Coordinator

Cuba

Stats

Attendance: 16
Scoring Average: 93
Birdie Average: 0.69
Course Rating: 8
Best aspects of course: All of the beautifully coloured fallen leaves devouring errant shots but affording a leaf rule no penalty.

Kids

The Kids earned $21

Event Fees

ST Member: $46
EG Member: $39
EG Unl. Member: $34

Total for The Kids

2013 total: $3,900

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
Pearls (r) [137]	The Enigma [29]	14	Ace (r) [54]	Chef [4]	12
Potter [70]	The Enigma [29]	15	X-Man (r) [73]	Cuba [9]	12
Stymie [130]	Eeyore [104]	16	Jewel [331]	Stymie [130]	12
Potter [70]	Juice [64]	16	Kricket [288]	Stymie [130]	13
			X-Man (r) [73]	Bookie [61]	14
			Rocco (r) [25]	Chef [4]	14
			Bookie [61]	Cuba [9]	14
			X-Man (r) [73]	Intruder [28]	14
			Jewel [331]	Kricket [288]	15
			Intruder [28]	Cuba [9]	15
			Jewel [331]	Eeyore [104]	16
			Woodsy [6]	Chef [4]	16
			Ace (r) [54]	Woodsy [6]	16
			The Enigma [29]	Juice [64]	17
			Pearls (r) [137]	Potter [70]	17
			Kricket [288]	Eeyore [104]	18
			Pearls (r) [137]	Juice [64]	18
			Rocco (r) [25]	Woodsy [6]	18
			Bookie [61]	Intruder [28]	18
			Ace (r) [54]	Rocco (r) [25]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
Potter	93	0	0	1	26	0	0	3-0-0	6
Chef	74	2	0	0	0	1	7	3-0-0	6
Stymie	88	1	0	0	0	1	7	3-0-0	6
Cuba	80	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Intruder	84	1	0	1	26	0	0	2-1-0	4
Woodsy	84	3	0	0	0	3	21	2-1-0	4
Eeyore	101	1	0	0	0	1	7	1-1-1	3
Juice	94	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
Pearls (r)	98	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
Kricket	101	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
Bookie	89	1	0	1	26	0	0	1-2-0	2
Rocco (r)	93	1	0	0	0	2	14	1-2-0	2
The Enigma	101	1	0	0	0	1	7	0-3-0	0
Ace (r)	95	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
X-Man (r)	104	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Jewel	110	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	4	4	5	4	3	4	4	4	3	35	4	4	4	4	3	3	4	5	4	35	70
Woodsy	5	6	6	4	4	3	6	6	4	44	4	3	3	5	5	4	5	7	4	40	84	3
Rocco (r)	6	6	5	8	4	5	7	5	5	51	3	5	4	4	4	3	8	5	6	42	93	2
Chef	4	4	6	5	3	5	4	4	4	39	4	5	4	4	2	4	3	5	4	35	74	1
Stymie	6	6	6	5	3	6	7	3	3	45	4	6	4	7	4	4	4	5	5	43	88	1
Eeyore	6	5	4	7	4	8	7	7	5	53	5	5	5	6	4	4	7	7	5	48	101	1
The Enigma	7	7	7	6	5	8	7	4	6	57	5	6	4	3	3	5	6	7	5	44	101	1
Cuba	4	5	5	5	3	4	5	5	4	40	5	5	4	4	4	4	4	5	5	40	80	0
Intruder	5	6	5	5	3	6	6	5	5	46	5	4	5	4	2	4	5	5	4	38	84	0
Bookie	5	6	8	5	4	5	4	5	3	45	6	6	3	5	4	4	4	5	7	44	89	0
Potter	7	6	6	5	3	6	5	5	5	48	5	5	5	5	4	4	5	6	6	45	93	0
Juice	5	5	8	6	4	4	5	6	4	47	6	5	5	6	4	5	5	6	5	47	94	0
Ace (r)	5	4	6	7	5	6	6	5	4	48	6	5	4	4	3	4	8	6	7	47	95	0
Kricket	7	7	7	6	4	6	5	5	5	52	6	4	4	7	5	4	6	7	6	49	101	0
X-Man (r)	5	5	5	7	4	8	5	8	7	54	5	7	5	5	5	6	6	6	5	50	104	0
TOTAL	0	0	1	1	0	1	0	1	0		1	1	0	1	0	1	1	0	0			9
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18

	4	4	6	5	3	5	4	4	4	4	5	4	4	2	4	3	5	4
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