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Cedarhill LoGo

Notables

  • Today was Grumpy's 500th event. Also last week Grumpy lost his 1,000 match.
  • Dogs: Hitchman on hole #5 (10 feet), Birdman on hole #9 (3.5 feet), TwinDad on hole #14 (8 feet), and Kricket on hole #15 (22 feet). Each dog is worth 30 bones.
  • Skins: Clang with a bird on hole #4, IronMaiden with a bird on hole #7, Irons with a par on hole #8 and a bird on hole #12, Birdman with a bird on hole #9, ProZee with a bird on hole #13, and T-bird with a bird on hole #18. Each skin is worth 17 bones.
  • Thank you to IronMaiden for doing the skins and Mulder, as a rookie on his 8th event, for doing the dogs for the first time. Well done!

Quotables

  • I hate winter "stop swearing"
  • Kricket has hit two 150 yard markers square on. "Kricket stop playing kricket!"
  • We tought Italians to swear in French today.
  • Can we gag Vinnie? Piak, Piak, Piak, Piak....where is the "mute" button on this guy? :-)
  • Lots of Italian swear words today.
  • Dear Diary....today I sucked!
  • If it wasn't so funny I would cry.
  • I don't know which putt was worse, my first or my third which I duck hooked?
  • That is two pars in a row Bookie, one more and I am going to ask for your autograph.
Event: Cedarhill
Sat Aug 23, 2014
Summary
Today was a very special Slammer event. It was Grumpy's 500th Slammer event. We also would like to remind you that Grumpy also lost his 1,000 match two weeks ago. We were challenged to come up with another Grumpy stat, so here we go. The bogey that Grumpy got on the 18th hole of his 500th event was his 52,559th stoke as a Slammer. Now you know. We had a sell out event with 24 Slammer on hand. There was a very nice presentation and everyone enjoyed some chocolate cake on the 19th patio of the Cedarhill golf course to recognize this milestone for Grumpy. A big thank you goes out to Helen for the cake.

Stars
Clang
Our first star today had a record of 3-0-0 beating Crenshaw 4&3, Irons 4&3, and Cuba 3&2. Clang had 1 bird that was good for a skin. Congratulations!
IronMaiden
Our second star had a record of 3-0-0 beating Birdman 5&4, Kricket 5&4, and Gator 4&3. IronMaiden had 1 bird that was good for a skin. Congratulations!
TwinDad
Our third star had a record of 3-0-0 beating Mulder 7&5, Grumpy 2&1, and was 2up on The Enigma. TwinDad also had 1 dog. Congratulations!
Onsite Coordinator
  • ProZee
Stats
  • Attendance: 24
  • Scoring Average: 92
  • Birdie Average: 0.46
  • Course Rating: 8.5
  • Best aspects of course: The beautiful 18th hole and the 19th patio that over looks the 18th green.
Kids
  • The Kids earned $28
Event Fees
  • ST Member: $47
  • EG Member: $40
  • EG Unl. Member: $35
Total for The Kids

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
TwinDad [326] Mulder (r) [126] 13 Bookie [131] ProZee [38] 12
ProZee [38] Gru [21] 14 Hitchman (r) [Unr] FingZ (r) [83] 12
ProZee [38] Steel Crazy (r) [31] 15 Mulder (r) [126] The Enigma [120] 13
Kricket [153] Birdman [84] 16 Kricket [153] IronMaiden [25] 14
Vinnie [94] FingZ (r) [83] 16 Birdman [84] IronMaiden [25] 14
Shorts [107] PizzaMan [24] 18 Shorts [107] T-bird [10] 14
TwinDad [326] The Enigma [120] 18 Hitchman (r) [Unr] Vinnie [94] 14
Steel Crazy (r) [31] Gru [21] 18 Bookie [131] Gru [21] 14
Grumpy [129] Mulder (r) [126] 18 Gator [52] IronMaiden [25] 15
Irons [43] Clang [6] 15
Crenshaw [39] Clang [6] 15
Grumpy [129] The Enigma [120] 15
Cuba [8] Clang [6] 16
PizzaMan [24] DJD [17] 16
Shorts [107] DJD [17] 16
Kricket [153] Gator [52] 16
Toli (r) [808] Vinnie [94] 16
Irons [43] Crenshaw [39] 17
Grumpy [129] TwinDad [326] 17
Irons [43] Cuba [8] 17
PizzaMan [24] T-bird [10] 17
Toli (r) [808] FingZ (r) [83] 17
Crenshaw [39] Cuba [8] 18
DJD [17] T-bird [10] 18
Birdman [84] Gator [52] 18
Bookie [131] Steel Crazy (r) [31] 18
Hitchman (r) [Unr] Toli (r) [808] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
TwinDad 100 0 0 1 30 0 0 3-0-0 6
ProZee 78 1 0 0 0 1 17 3-0-0 6
Clang 79 1 0 0 0 1 17 3-0-0 6
IronMaiden 86 1 0 0 0 1 17 3-0-0 6
Vinnie 91 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
T-bird 86 1 0 0 0 1 17 2-0-1 5
DJD 84 1 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-1 5
Cuba 81 1 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Steel Crazy (r) 85 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
FingZ (r) 91 1 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Gator 92 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
The Enigma 103 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Kricket 93 0 0 1 30 0 0 1-2-0 2
Crenshaw 84 2 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Shorts 91 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Gru 93 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Toli (r) 93 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Grumpy 108 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Birdman 93 1 0 1 30 1 17 0-3-0 0
Hitchman (r) 101 0 0 1 30 0 0 0-3-0 0
Irons 87 1 0 0 0 2 34 0-3-0 0
Bookie 95 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
PizzaMan 95 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Mulder (r) 116 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 4 4 5 4 3 4 4 4 3 35 4 4 4 4 3 3 4 5 4 35 70
Irons 6 5 6 6 3 4 6 4 4 44 6 5 3 5 3 4 5 6 6 43 87 2
ProZee 4 5 5 5 3 4 4 5 4 39 4 5 5 3 4 3 4 6 5 39 78 1
Clang 4 4 5 3 4 4 4 7 4 39 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 7 5 40 79 1
IronMaiden 5 5 6 6 3 4 3 6 4 42 4 5 4 5 4 3 8 6 5 44 86 1
T-bird 6 4 5 5 4 4 6 5 3 42 8 6 4 5 3 6 4 5 3 44 86 1
Birdman 6 6 6 5 4 6 6 5 2 46 6 5 5 5 5 4 6 5 6 47 93 1
Cuba 4 4 5 4 3 4 6 6 3 39 7 4 5 5 4 4 5 4 4 42 81 0
DJD 5 5 6 5 4 3 5 6 4 43 5 4 5 4 5 4 4 5 5 41 84 0
Crenshaw 5 5 5 6 3 3 5 5 4 41 5 4 5 5 3 5 7 4 5 43 84 0
Steel Crazy (r) 5 4 6 4 3 4 5 6 3 40 6 4 5 5 5 4 5 6 5 45 85 0
FingZ (r) 5 5 7 6 3 3 6 5 5 45 4 5 4 6 4 5 7 5 6 46 91 0
Shorts 6 6 6 6 4 5 4 8 7 52 4 4 4 6 4 3 5 5 4 39 91 0
Vinnie 5 5 6 6 4 6 5 5 5 47 5 4 4 4 3 4 5 8 7 44 91 0
Gator 7 6 6 7 3 4 6 5 4 48 6 4 4 6 3 4 5 7 5 44 92 0
Kricket 5 8 7 5 4 6 5 5 5 50 5 5 5 4 4 3 6 5 6 43 93 0
Gru 5 6 5 6 5 4 4 5 5 45 5 4 4 5 4 5 5 8 8 48 93 0
Toli (r) 6 6 7 8 3 5 4 6 4 49 4 5 5 4 6 4 5 6 5 44 93 0
Bookie 5 8 6 7 4 4 4 5 5 48 5 5 5 6 4 3 6 5 8 47 95 0
PizzaMan 5 6 5 5 4 5 4 7 8 49 6 5 5 4 4 4 5 8 5 46 95 0
TwinDad 6 7 6 6 4 6 8 6 4 53 6 6 6 4 3 3 8 7 4 47 100 0
Hitchman (r) 6 5 7 8 3 4 8 8 4 53 5 6 5 6 5 4 4 6 7 48 101 0
The Enigma 5 8 6 5 4 4 8 6 4 50 6 5 7 5 5 4 6 8 7 53 103 0
Grumpy 5 5 8 6 3 5 7 8 5 52 8 6 4 8 4 5 8 8 5 56 108 0
Mulder (r) 7 8 7 8 6 5 7 7 4 59 6 7 7 5 5 4 8 8 7 57 116 0
TOTAL 0 0 0 1 0 0 1 1 1 0 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 1 7
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
1U 2U 3U 4U 5U 5U 5U 5U 6U 7U 7U 7U - - - - - -
4 5 5 5 3 4 4 5 4 4 5 5 - - - - - -
5 8 6 7 4 4 4 5 5 5 5 5 - - - - - -
- - - - - -
RESULT: ProZee wins 7 and 6 Start match at hole:
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