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Notables

  • Bookie was late {travel conditions on the queensway}. Many were concerned, alas (or was it AT LAST) he arrived. Was going to be moved to the final foursome, but it wouldn't be fair to those in his original group - to not have a chance at his juicy #31. Well the two holes that he gave to Gator were not enough, and he still won 5 and 3.
  • Last time (Oct 11, 2013) that Woodsy played Grumpy, he missed his putt on ten. The quotable that day was “You don’t have to BUY the toilet paper, You cheapskate!”! Well today Woodsy sunk his 25 incher to get to ask the seventh quotable below.
  • Hole #6 flag is blowing right to left. Big Tee tosses a few blades of grass - they blow from left to right. HUH?
  • Hey Bainsey - that quote at the bottom - under here was wrong - lets remember that you had an upset in Myrtle and are way up there in 24th spot.
  • Woodsy hits the flag on #9 and gets a tap in birdie.
  • Stevie Ray and Iron Maiden did the master duties today. He did the Culligan Water Doggie Report, and the First Lady not only read the Dynamic Physio and Chiro skins report, but ..... She took the report home and entered the skin numbers on the website. Thank you both and especially to my annual vote for the Preston Cup, Know about it? read up and vote at season's end.
  • Grumpy is shopping for a hew head ... second time in three days that I couldn't complete a round due to a migraine. Those of you that suffer classic migraines know. For those of you that have no experience {pointZero} thank you for the concern and I am sorry for scaring you pZ!

Quotables

  • "The slammer Tour taught me that Pace of Play is good."
  • "Those grips are really working for you!"
  • "BEAUTY!"
  • "I can't straddle!"
  • "If you see a splash you hit the fairway"
  • "No smack talk when you go in the water."
  • "Is that the first toilet paper of the season?" "No! Crenshaw did it to me two days ago."
  • "What is my ranking?" "I thought it was 287" " How many are behind me?" "443!"
Event: Metcalfe
Wed Apr 23, 2014
Summary
Metcalfe - one of my Faves! What a treat - they were not even open yet. Allowed a few members on today and that included their friends - Slammer Tour. If it hadn't of rained yesterday - they were even going to allow the carts out and NOT on cart path only.

Stars
DJD
DJD won both matches. This ladder that is the Slammer Tour gave up 88 steps to DJD today. He won the most (33) bones today being the only slammer to win both a puppy (#7) and a skin (317). He also had a second bird on #9.
Papa Malone
Hooray - his first win over Stevie Ray. After eight straight losses, PapaMalone upsets SRR 2 and 1, and moves from 153 to 61.
Big Tee
Another upset and another major jump on the ladder. BigTee jumped all the way up to #8 (from 98) when he took down pointZero, with a par on eighteen. This win avenged their last match where pZ provided Big Tee with some toilet paper. It evened their career record at three wins apiece. That victory allowed BigTee to win his 200th career point.
Onsite Coordinator
  • Grumpy
Stats
  • Attendance: 15
  • Scoring Average: 94
  • Birdie Average: 0.47
  • Course Rating: 7
  • Best aspects of course: .
Kids
  • The Kids earned $15
Event Fees
  • ST Member: $42
  • EG Member: $37
  • EG Unl. Member: $32

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
Pukey J [B29] Gator [B19] 14 Grumpy [D2] Woodsy [A1] 10
Papa Malone [C27] Stevie Ray [C6] 17 Stevie Ray [C6] DJD [A46] 13
Big Tee [B39] pointZero [A4] 18 Bainsey [C2] ProZee [B1] 13
Pukey J [B29] IronMaiden [B11] 18 Grumpy [D2] pointZero [A4] 13
Grumpy [D2] Big Tee [B39] 13
Papa Malone [C27] DJD [A46] 13
Bookie [C3] Pukey J [B29] 14
Gator [B19] IronMaiden [B11] 14
pointZero [A4] Woodsy [A1] 14
Big Tee [B39] Woodsy [A1] 14
Gator [B19] Bookie [C3] 15
Malone [O4] ProZee [B1] 15
Chadderbox [A72] ProZee [B1] 15
Bainsey [C2] Malone [O4] 16
Bookie [C3] IronMaiden [B11] 16
Chadderbox [A72] Malone [O4] 17
Bainsey [C2] Chadderbox [A72] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
Pukey J 88 0 0 1 18 0 0 3-0-0 6
ProZee 85 1 0 0 0 2 30 3-0-0 6
Woodsy 80 2 0 0 0 1 15 3-0-0 6
DJD 88 2 0 1 18 1 15 2-0-0 4
Big Tee 91 0 0 1 18 0 0 2-1-0 4
Malone 88 1 0 0 0 1 15 2-1-0 4
IronMaiden 92 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Chadderbox 94 0 0 1 18 0 0 1-2-0 2
pointZero 89 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Bookie 98 1 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Papa Malone 99 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-0 2
Bainsey 96 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Gator 102 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Stevie Ray 102 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-0 0
Grumpy 112 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 4 4 4 4 3 5 3 4 4 35 5 4 4 3 4 5 4 3 5 37 72
ProZee 4 6 4 5 3 6 4 5 5 42 6 4 5 3 5 4 5 3 8 43 85 2
Woodsy 5 5 4 4 3 5 4 3 3 36 6 5 5 4 4 6 4 4 6 44 80 1
DJD 5 7 6 4 4 7 3 4 3 43 6 5 5 4 6 6 4 2 7 45 88 1
Malone 6 6 4 5 4 8 4 5 6 48 6 5 4 4 4 5 4 4 4 40 88 1
Pukey J 6 6 4 4 3 6 4 5 6 44 8 4 4 4 4 6 5 4 5 44 88 0
pointZero 5 5 5 6 4 7 3 5 4 44 5 5 6 4 5 5 5 4 6 45 89 0
Big Tee 5 5 5 6 4 5 7 4 5 46 6 5 5 3 5 7 6 3 5 45 91 0
IronMaiden 5 6 4 5 4 7 3 8 4 46 6 6 5 3 5 6 5 3 7 46 92 0
Chadderbox 7 6 6 5 5 7 4 5 5 50 5 5 5 3 4 6 6 4 6 44 94 0
Bainsey 7 5 5 6 4 8 4 4 5 48 7 6 5 4 4 5 5 5 7 48 96 0
Bookie 7 7 5 6 3 8 3 6 3 48 6 5 6 4 6 5 6 4 8 50 98 0
Papa Malone 6 7 4 7 4 7 4 5 6 50 6 6 7 4 5 6 5 4 6 49 99 0
Stevie Ray 7 7 5 7 4 7 5 5 5 52 8 7 5 4 4 5 7 4 6 50 102 0
Gator 5 6 6 7 5 6 4 6 4 49 7 6 6 6 5 6 7 4 6 53 102 0
Grumpy 7 6 5 5 5 7 6 7 6 54 6 6 5 4 5 8 8 8 8 58 112 0
TOTAL 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 1 5
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
AS AS 1U 2U 3U 3U 4U 5U 6U 6U 6U 6U 5U 6U - - - -
5 5 4 4 3 5 4 3 3 6 5 5 4 4 - - - -
5 5 5 6 4 5 7 4 5 6 5 5 3 5 - - - -
AS AS - - - -
RESULT: Woodsy wins 6 and 4 Start match at hole:
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