The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

While looking for the 'swear jar', Shorty dropped 50 bones into the kids pot. Incredible gesture!
Nobody got a $1,000,000 hole in one today at Falconridge, not even Sunny.
Nobody sunk a $5000 putt today at Falconridge.
Mark Williamson and George Norlock won the Regimbald Cup/MediaChallenge.
The food at Out Of Bounds is awesome.
Sunny received his 610 bones for his hole in one at Greyhawk.
StevieRay doled out 35 Culligan Water dog bones each to Mother, GoTee, Flyer and chill.
IronMaiden once again entered the Dynamic Physio and Chiro skins on her laptop and presented 28 bones each to, GoTee (hole 7 and 9 with birdies), RedDog on 16 with a birdie, IronMaiden on 18 with a birdie, and finally, to PizzaMan with a par on the 10th
GoTee participated in his 100th SlammerTour event and will recieve a SlammerTour shirt for this milestone...the quickest the play 100 events. Congratulations!
Irons, Mother, RoadWarrior, ShorTee, Gru, orange Crush and Flyer all entered the hole in one club today.
did that sound really bad

Falcon Ridge is the home of Ottawa Sun Scramble Royal Oak Kick-Off Day and the Michelob Ultra Million Dollar Ace!

Quotables

I think Mother was the reason that ShorTee put so much money in the "swear jar'
Sinking that putt would not have been good for your health.
Vinnie goes to Cougar bars to look for young women.
If you need to go work on your tan, can I come watch, 'cause I know where you are not tanned.
If you understood me, you'd know that I'm quite funny.
Do I get a discount for paying my matches early?
BirdMan and his three chicks.
Those birds are all over my balls.
I almost got a bird and I almost killed another one.
I'll put Knickers in a knot.
By the way, I have turrets on the golf course.
I thought it was a total eclipse, or a harvest moon.
That was spectacular.
I can give you some lessons...thanks, I've had other offers.(Vinnie to the cart girl)
$50 dollars is still not enough.
Thanks for laughing at my jokes.

Fri Aug 8, 2014

Summary
Wow! What a day! Falconridge was host of the royal Oak Kick-off Day. The day offered everything that a golf event could possibly possess. There was something going on everywhere. We had the Media Challenge, Sun Scramble Qualifiers, a Slammer Tour event, Flashpoint Photo Booth, Michelob Ultra girls, the $5000 putt, the $1,000,000 shot....simply an amazing start to Sun Scramble Week!

Stars
	GoTee
	"I'm getting tired of picking you as a star.", but what's a guy to do when GoTee keeps throwing together games like this. 3 defence wins over Billiards, Bookie and Meathead kept his 23rd rank safe today. Birdie, birdie, birdie on 7, 8 and then 9 after sticking it close, weighed down his pockets for the trip home by earning him 2 skins and the trifecta doggie, all worth 91 bones. WOW!
	Mother
	Mother does not show her face too often on the Slammer Tour, but she made sure that she wouldn't be forgotten this time. Mama went 3-0 today. Defeating knickers on 17 was nice and 35 dog bones coming into her possession helped her earn stardom, but the clincher was her thrashing of Grumpy and ShorTee that sealed the deal. That's right, a couple of toilet paper recipients at this years Slammies!
	IronMaiden
	"I keep challenging her 'cause I know that when I lose, I don't have to pay her." It works for me, but not the rest of you. IronMaiden throws down another stellar round at the difficult Falconridge. Playing holes 10 through 15 at -1 would pretty much seal the deal against anyone, but today it was Gator, RedDog and ShellGame who suffered her wrath. Three back nine birdies translated into a skin worth 28 bones. Nice!

Onsite Coordinator

PizzaMan

Stats

Attendance: 28
Scoring Average: 93
Birdie Average: 0.46
Course Rating: 7.5
Best aspects of course: Everything

Kids

The Kids earned $71

Event Fees

ST Member: $70
EG Member: $60
EG Unl. Member: $50

Total for The Kids

2014 total: $3,196

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
Dr. Pepper (r) [32]	T-bird [12]	13	Grumpy [98]	Mother [163]	11
IronMaiden [15]	Gator [11]	13	PuraVida [547]	Mother [163]	11
Flyer [19]	T-bird [12]	14	Bowler (we remember) [446]	chill [34]	11
Stevie Ray [60]	T-bird [12]	15	Bowler (we remember) [446]	Birdman [73]	11
Mother [163]	Knickers [161]	17	Bowler (we remember) [446]	Juice [50]	12
RoadWarrior [77]	RonBow (r) [74]	17	Sutty [87]	Vinnie [66]	12
			Billiards [207]	GoTee [23]	12
			Bookie [99]	GoTee [23]	12
			PuraVida [547]	Knickers [161]	12
			RedDog [76]	IronMaiden [15]	13
			Grumpy [98]	Knickers [161]	13
			Ripzone [153]	Vinnie [66]	13
			Bookie [99]	MeatHead (r) [199]	14
			ShelGame [53]	IronMaiden [15]	14
			Ripzone [153]	PizzaMan [55]	14
			Sutty [87]	PizzaMan [55]	14
			Jimmy Fang (We Remember) [583]	Irons [38]	14
			RedDog [76]	ShelGame [53]	14
			Billiards [207]	MeatHead (r) [199]	14
			RoadWarrior [77]	Irons [38]	15
			Billiards [207]	Bookie [99]	16
			PuraVida [547]	Grumpy [98]	16
			Juice [50]	chill [34]	16
			Gator [11]	ShelGame [53]	16
			Stevie Ray [60]	Flyer [19]	16
			Stevie Ray [60]	Dr. Pepper (r) [32]	16
			Jimmy Fang (We Remember) [583]	RonBow (r) [74]	16
			RedDog [76]	Gator [11]	17
			Jimmy Fang (We Remember) [583]	RoadWarrior [77]	17
			MeatHead (r) [199]	GoTee [23]	17
			Birdman [73]	Juice [50]	18
			Vinnie [66]	PizzaMan [55]	18
			Sutty [87]	Ripzone [153]	18
			RonBow (r) [74]	Irons [38]	18
			Birdman [73]	chill [34]	18
			Dr. Pepper (r) [32]	Flyer [19]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
GoTee	82	3	0	1	35	2	56	3-0-0	6
chill	87	0	0	1	35	0	0	3-0-0	6
Mother	90	0	0	1	35	0	0	3-0-0	6
IronMaiden	80	3	0	0	0	1	28	3-0-0	6
Irons	90	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Flyer	84	0	0	1	35	0	0	2-0-1	5
PizzaMan	85	0	0	0	0	1	28	2-0-1	5
Vinnie	83	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-1	5
Dr. Pepper (r)	84	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-1	5
MeatHead (r)	86	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
ShelGame	89	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Juice	91	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
RoadWarrior	94	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Knickers	97	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Stevie Ray	87	1	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Birdman	91	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Bookie	93	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
RonBow (r)	93	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Gator	94	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Ripzone	97	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Grumpy	110	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
RedDog	98	1	0	0	0	1	28	0-3-0	0
Jimmy Fang (We Remember)	96	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Billiards	99	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
T-bird	100	1	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Sutty	101	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Bowler (we remember)	107	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
PuraVida	119	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	4	4	4	4	3	4	5	5	3	36	4	4	4	4	3	5	3	5	4	36	72
GoTee	4	4	5	5	3	4	4	4	2	35	7	5	4	4	5	7	5	6	4	47	82	2
IronMaiden	5	4	5	5	4	4	6	5	4	42	5	4	3	4	2	5	5	7	3	38	80	1
PizzaMan	6	4	6	5	5	4	5	6	3	44	4	7	4	5	3	5	4	5	4	41	85	1
RedDog	5	6	6	7	4	5	6	5	4	48	5	6	8	4	5	7	2	8	5	50	98	1
Vinnie	5	4	4	5	4	4	5	5	4	40	5	4	6	5	2	6	5	6	4	43	83	0
Flyer	4	5	5	4	3	8	6	5	4	44	5	5	5	4	3	5	3	6	4	40	84	0
Dr. Pepper (r)	4	4	5	4	3	4	6	4	4	38	5	6	7	4	3	8	4	5	4	46	84	0
MeatHead (r)	5	4	5	4	4	4	6	6	4	42	6	4	5	6	2	7	4	6	4	44	86	0
Stevie Ray	5	5	6	6	4	5	6	4	4	45	5	5	5	4	3	5	4	5	6	42	87	0
chill	4	4	5	5	4	6	5	6	4	43	6	4	4	4	3	7	3	8	5	44	87	0
ShelGame	5	5	5	5	5	5	5	6	3	44	5	6	5	4	4	6	4	7	4	45	89	0
Mother	5	4	4	6	3	6	6	5	3	42	6	5	6	4	3	8	5	7	4	48	90	0
Irons	5	5	5	6	3	5	6	6	3	44	5	5	4	5	3	5	5	8	6	46	90	0
Juice	5	6	8	5	3	6	6	5	3	47	5	5	5	5	3	6	4	6	5	44	91	0
Birdman	5	5	4	4	4	6	6	5	3	42	6	5	6	4	5	6	4	6	7	49	91	0
RonBow (r)	5	4	6	4	3	8	5	7	3	45	5	5	7	5	4	6	3	6	7	48	93	0
Bookie	5	5	6	5	3	4	7	6	3	44	7	5	8	5	3	6	3	7	5	49	93	0
Gator	6	5	4	6	5	5	6	5	3	45	6	5	5	5	4	8	4	6	6	49	94	0
RoadWarrior	4	7	5	7	3	7	7	7	3	50	5	4	6	5	3	6	4	6	5	44	94	0
Jimmy Fang (We Remember)	4	5	5	6	3	5	7	6	4	45	5	6	6	6	4	7	5	7	5	51	96	0
Ripzone	7	5	5	7	4	6	5	6	3	48	5	8	6	5	3	6	5	6	5	49	97	0
Knickers	5	5	6	5	4	4	7	8	3	47	5	5	3	4	3	8	6	8	8	50	97	0
Billiards	4	5	8	6	4	4	8	7	4	50	6	6	8	4	3	5	4	8	5	49	99	0
T-bird	6	5	5	5	4	7	7	4	4	47	6	5	7	6	3	5	5	8	8	53	100	0
Sutty	5	5	7	5	4	5	6	6	3	46	7	8	7	4	4	6	4	8	7	55	101	0
Bowler (we remember)	6	6	7	6	4	7	7	5	5	53	8	6	5	5	4	7	6	8	5	54	107	0
Grumpy	5	6	7	8	4	8	6	6	4	54	8	8	7	4	7	6	4	7	5	56	110	0
PuraVida	5	6	7	7	7	6	7	7	7	59	6	8	8	5	4	8	8	8	5	60	119	0
TOTAL	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	1		1	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	1			5
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18
	AS	1U	2U	3U	3U	4U	4U	4U	4U	4U	5U	6U	6U	-	-	-	-	-
	5	4	5	5	4	4	6	5	4	5	4	3	4	-	-	-	-	-
	5	6	6	7	4	5	6	5	4	5	6	8	4	-	-	-	-	-
	AS													-	-	-	-	-
RESULT: IronMaiden wins 6 and 5 Start match at hole:

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