 Notables - Notable #1: The group of Swanny, ShortStack, and Aggy each sign the official scorecard with addition errors making each of their scores wrong. Three for three boys! Well Done! Was the beer flowing?
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Notable #2: Slammers start on the back 9 for the PM round.
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Notable #3: ShortStack lists his occupation as "full time beauty." But, he said to play today he had to call in to work sick. I am confused. If his occupation is full time beauty and he called in sick, how was he still a beauty today?
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Notable #4: Grumpy is sometimes an adjective and sometimes a noun. Me failed Grammar but I am pretty sure that is unpossible!
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Dynamic Physio and Chiro Skins Report: There were seven skins awarded this afternoon worth $6 each and $3 going to the kids. Brewcee #2 - Par, Swanny #3 - Par, Cuba #8 - Birdie, Brewcee #11 - Birdie, Llama #12 - Birdie and #15 - Birdie, and Juice #18 - Par. Remember these are presented as back nine-front nine.
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Culligan Water Doggie Report: Four par 3's and all were claimed and worth $11 with $1 going to the kids. Aggy on #4 from 14', Juice on #6 from 3', Swanny on #14 from 16', and Juice on #18 from 30'.
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Thanks goes to Cuba and Grumpy for presenting the skins and Doggies respectively.
 Quotables
- "I already spent that money"
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"Porn names are made using your pets name and your street name."
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"Coco Apple Blossom"
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"Fluffy Garland"
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"Goonie Savard"
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"FORE!"...."THAT WAS AWESOME! WHAT A COWARD!"
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"I think I drank more the last three days than I did all through College!"..."Yeah, but you only spent one day in College!"
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"I'll keep putting because I am still away"
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Mon Jul 21, 2014
Summary
What a great day at Black Bear Ridge. A spectacular golf course. 36 holes of pristine golf spent with great golf companions. This is easily one of the best tracks in Ontario and a big thanks goes out to Andy for booking us for 36 today. Why only 9 Slammers? Too bad for the rest! The PM round went off the back nine to make room for Men's night. We managed to get off almost 45 minutes early since we paced the first 18 in under 4 hours which gave us loads of time for the burger and salad. I am definitely looking forward to the next Monday 36 hole event here!
| Stars |
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Juice |
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Today's first star held her rank against her opponents taking down Grumpy on the 10th hole and T-bone on the 18th hole. Juice also carded a birdie that was good enough to cut off Swanny and Cuba BUT it was close enough to snag a Doggie! She was also the only Slammer to tame the 9th hole par 3 taking home both Dogs for that hole on the day! One was also a skin! So with two wins, two Doggies, one skin, and one Birdie, Juice easily claims first star on the day. |
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Swanny |
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Our second star today was announced at the event as the 3rd star but after a 2.5 hour car ride home and some additional reflection, Swanny takes home 2nd star. Swanny went 2-0 taking down ShortStack on the 15th and Aggy on the 17th. He carded a cut-off birdie and a par skin as well as a Doggie. He was in pretty tight for another Doggie but our first start chopped his distance in half. He also wore a pretty shirt. |
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Cuba |
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Today's 3rd star went 2-0 with wins against Brewcee on the 16th and Llama on the 17th. Those two wins were tough as Brewcee and Llama were both shooting low this afternoon. Cuba carded two birdies and one held up for the skin. Cuba also represented the Slammer Tour well donning Slammer Orange top to bottom! |
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Stats
- Attendance: 9
- Scoring Average: 89
- Birdie Average: 0.78
- Course Rating: 9
- Best aspects of course: Stellar Vistas!
Kids
Event Fees
- ST Member: $80
- EG Member: $70
- EG Unl. Member: $60
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| UPSETS |
DEFENCES |
| Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
| Llama (r) [A14] |
Brewcee [A12] |
18 |
Grumpy [D2] |
T-Bone [B16] |
10 |
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Grumpy [D2] |
Juice [A5] |
11 |
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ShortStack [A32] |
Swanny [A4] |
12 |
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ShortStack [A32] |
Aggy [B17] |
13 |
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T-Bone [B16] |
Juice [A5] |
15 |
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Brewcee [A12] |
Cuba [A3] |
16 |
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Llama (r) [A14] |
Cuba [A3] |
17 |
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Aggy [B17] |
Swanny [A4] |
17 |
| INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS |
| Slammer |
Score |
Birds |
Eagles |
Dogs |
Bones |
Skins |
Bones |
Record |
Points |
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Juice |
86 |
1 |
0 |
2 |
22 |
1 |
5 |
2-0-0 |
4 |
|
Swanny |
84 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
11 |
1 |
5 |
2-0-0 |
4 |
|
Cuba |
77 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
5 |
2-0-0 |
4 |
|
Aggy |
88 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1-1-0 |
2 |
|
Llama (r) |
80 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3 |
15 |
1-1-0 |
2 |
|
T-Bone |
91 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-1-0 |
2 |
|
Brewcee |
83 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2 |
10 |
0-2-0 |
0 |
|
ShortStack |
94 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-2-0 |
0 |
|
Grumpy |
118 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-2-0 |
0 |
| SKINS |
| HOLE |
1 |
2 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
8 |
9 |
OUT |
10 |
11 |
12 |
13 |
14 |
15 |
16 |
17 |
18 |
IN |
TOTAL |
SKINS |
| PAR |
4 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
36 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
36 |
72 |
|
| Llama (r) |
4 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
3 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
37 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
43 |
80 |
3 |
| Brewcee |
5 |
3 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
42 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
41 |
83 |
2 |
| Cuba |
4 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
38 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
2 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
39 |
77 |
1 |
| Swanny |
4 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
40 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
2 |
7 |
5 |
6 |
44 |
84 |
1 |
| Juice |
4 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
3 |
40 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
2 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
46 |
86 |
1 |
| Aggy |
5 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
3 |
7 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
43 |
4 |
7 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
45 |
88 |
0 |
| T-Bone |
5 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
44 |
6 |
8 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
47 |
91 |
0 |
| ShortStack |
6 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
47 |
6 |
8 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
47 |
94 |
0 |
| Grumpy |
6 |
7 |
8 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
8 |
7 |
5 |
57 |
8 |
8 |
8 |
4 |
8 |
3 |
7 |
7 |
8 |
61 |
118 |
0 |
| TOTAL |
0 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
|
0 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
|
|
8 |
| Legend |
E |
Eagle or Better |
B |
Birdie |
P |
Par |
G |
Bogey or Greater |
C |
Cut-off birdie |
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