The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

More toilet paper, was handed out today. Know who? It is easy to notice who won some by looking to the right and seeing which matches were ended on hole ten. However this was a split tee event and four of the groups started on the back nine and therefore we have to go to the bottom and check those matches with a starting hole of ten. The groups were Fodder's, Malone's, Sunny's and the Roesy/Bigal pair. BearCat's win over Luvlife earned her a package of TP. It also got him a milestone. He is #43 to get 400 points. ShortStack is 56th to 300, when he beat Magnum.
Again today with the split tees - we needed two Doggie Masters. They were BearCat and IronMaiden. BearCat measured Gadget's, Smitty's, McGoop's and his own (I helped). Maiden did Bigal's, Juice's, Fodder's & Malone's. Look to the right and see who the eventual four winners were.
Good Darcy shows the orange in his left pocket. Bad Darcy shows the can of beer in the right pocket.
Gru took a picture of the subject of quote #9 below � go to facebook page to see it.
Fodder's birdie on hole three was the 75th of his career. He is the 46th to get this milestone achievement.

Quotables

"Do less writing so that you can be finished the report on the same day."
�OK! Everyone has to make a weird sound on their next drive.�
�Wow! These greens are great � except I can't read them.�
�SunShine had a great time kicking my ass. Even after our match was over!�
�Like a turtle stuck in molasses!� that�s how slow today�s pace was.
�You did nothing but cost me money all day.�
He looks pregnant!�
�That one is free. I�m charging you for the next one.�
�Nice doggie! (as long as the battery in his collar works)� � did you notice the sign that said �protected by wireless collar?�
�$36 for three Black Russians! I guess that I won�t be buying a shirt after all.�
�ShortStack looks like Bradley Cooper!� �Well maybe the Coles Notes version.�

Wed Feb 25, 2015

Summary
Day four! Carts were loaded in about ten minutes. AWESOME! Hey Slammers - I remind you that more of you need to ensure to fill out things like course rating. I am certain that we would have had a higher rating IF more people would fill out the rating.

Stars
	Smitty
	Three wins. Lowest score which doesn't matter, however he was only three over par. CONGRATS! One bird, one dog & one skin. All three victories happened on the 11th hole. It was his first over Magnum, brought his career with RipZone to 12-3-2 (their first match since July 15,2012) and evened his record with ShortStack at 3-3-1.
	Herc (r)
	Three wins, including an upset over the old number one. Son of Zeus is the Tour's new #1. His two birds were both good for skins. I have heard that this pro can even help Grumpy improve, so I plan to go visit him at golfTEC on Lancaster Rd. After defeating Juice on the 15th hole, he beat fellow pro BigCat on the 17th, He previously was 0-1-2, with three 18th hole matches. He became #1 when he upset McGoop on the 16th. This was McGoop's first loss of the season, and only 9th career (1 in 30).
	Gru
	Three wins! For the second year in a row, Gru went 0-3 on day one and no losses afterwards - good luck tomorrow - will he do so again? Today he played in a group that he only had one previous match against. He had beaten Potter two days ago. This time Potter lasted til the 13th. Both Gadget & Shteeme lost their inaugural match vs Gru, and both shook his hand after twelve. His win over Gadget was his 100th of his career. Gru is the 90th Slammer to do so,

Onsite Coordinator

Grumpy

Stats

Attendance: 30
Scoring Average: 93
Birdie Average: 0.27
Course Rating: 7.5
Best aspects of course:

Kids

The Kids earned $58

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
Grumpy [D5]	Luvlife [D2]	11	Luvlife [D2]	BearCat [B3]	10
Kookie [D3]	Luvlife [D2]	12	ShortStack [A8]	Smitty [A6]	11
Ryan Hardy (r) [A24]	Juice [A13]	14	Ripzone [B44]	Smitty [A6]	11
Grumpy [D5]	Kookie [D3]	14	Magnum [B43]	Smitty [A6]	11
LongIron [B8]	FingZ [B7]	14	SunShine [B9]	Fodder [A5]	11
Herc (r) [A25]	Juice [A13]	15	Randy McGee [B42]	Gru [B2]	12
Sunny [B14]	IronMaiden [B4]	16	Shteeme [A9]	Gru [B2]	12
Herc (r) [A25]	McGoop [O1]	16	Chicklets [D30]	MsDemeanor [C8]	12
Herc (r) [A25]	Ryan Hardy (r) [A24]	16	Lulu [D8]	Bainsey [C19]	13
SunShine [B9]	FingZ [B7]	17	FingZ [B7]	Fodder [A5]	13
Ripzone [B44]	Magnum [B43]	18	Potter [C2]	Gru [B2]	13
			Lulu [D8]	Sunny [B14]	14
			Lulu [D8]	IronMaiden [B4]	14
			Kookie [D3]	BearCat [B3]	14
			Grumpy [D5]	BearCat [B3]	14
			Ripzone [B44]	ShortStack [A8]	14
			Juice [A13]	McGoop [O1]	15
			SunShine [B9]	LongIron [B8]	15
			Bainsey [C19]	Sunny [B14]	16
			Bainsey [C19]	IronMaiden [B4]	16
			Magnum [B43]	ShortStack [A8]	16
			Randy McGee [B42]	Shteeme [A9]	17
			Rulz [A3]	Malone [O2]	18
			Ryan Hardy (r) [A24]	McGoop [O1]	18
			Randy McGee [B42]	Potter [C2]	18
			Shteeme [A9]	Potter [C2]	18
			LongIron [B8]	Fodder [A5]	18
			Alain Drouin (r) [C1]	Roesy (r) [A7]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
Smitty	75	1	0	1	37	1	15	3-0-0	6
BearCat	92	0	0	1	37	0	0	3-0-0	6
Herc (r)	76	2	0	0	0	2	30	3-0-0	6
Gru	79	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Sunny	88	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
LongIron	82	2	0	0	0	2	30	2-0-1	5
Fodder	82	2	0	0	0	2	30	2-0-1	5
ShortStack	91	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
IronMaiden	92	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Grumpy	100	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Ryan Hardy (r)	76	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
McGoop	77	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
Potter	88	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
Malone	86	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-0-0	2
Roesy (r)	86	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-0-0	2
Shteeme	90	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Ripzone	94	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
SunShine	94	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Bainsey	97	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
MsDemeanor	110	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-0-0	2
Kookie	118	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Randy McGee	94	0	0	1	37	0	0	0-2-1	1
Juice	83	0	0	1	37	0	0	0-3-0	0
FingZ	97	1	0	0	0	1	15	0-3-0	0
Rulz	88	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-1-0	0
Alain Drouin (r)	94	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-1-0	0
Magnum	96	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Lulu	106	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Luvlife	124	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Chicklets	131	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-1-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	4	4	5	3	4	3	4	5	4	36	4	4	3	4	4	5	4	3	5	36	72
Herc (r)	4	3	7	3	3	3	4	5	5	37	4	4	3	4	5	5	4	3	7	39	76	2
LongIron	4	5	5	5	4	4	5	5	4	41	6	5	3	6	6	5	3	2	5	41	82	2
Fodder	6	5	4	2	4	3	4	5	6	39	6	4	3	4	6	6	5	3	6	43	82	2
Smitty	6	4	5	3	4	3	3	5	4	37	4	4	3	4	4	7	4	3	5	38	75	1
FingZ	6	6	6	5	7	5	6	6	4	51	5	3	4	5	6	8	6	3	6	46	97	1
Ryan Hardy (r)	5	4	5	4	4	3	4	5	4	38	4	4	3	4	4	6	5	3	5	38	76	0
McGoop	5	4	5	3	4	4	4	5	4	38	4	5	5	4	4	5	4	3	5	39	77	0
Gru	4	5	5	3	4	3	4	6	4	38	4	5	3	4	5	6	6	3	5	41	79	0
Juice	4	5	6	3	5	4	4	6	4	41	4	5	3	5	4	7	4	3	7	42	83	0
Roesy (r)	5	5	6	4	4	4	6	6	4	44	4	4	4	4	7	7	4	3	5	42	86	0
Malone	6	5	5	3	4	3	5	5	6	42	5	7	3	4	4	8	5	3	5	44	86	0
Potter	4	5	7	4	5	3	5	5	5	43	6	5	3	5	5	7	5	4	5	45	88	0
Sunny	6	4	6	5	4	5	5	5	5	45	5	6	4	4	5	5	5	3	6	43	88	0
Rulz	5	4	5	4	5	4	4	5	5	41	5	5	5	5	6	8	5	3	5	47	88	0
Shteeme	5	5	6	4	7	4	5	6	6	48	5	4	4	4	5	6	5	3	6	42	90	0
ShortStack	7	5	6	4	6	3	7	6	4	48	6	4	4	4	4	8	5	3	5	43	91	0
IronMaiden	7	5	6	3	7	3	5	6	4	46	5	6	4	6	5	6	5	4	5	46	92	0
Ripzone	5	5	6	5	7	4	4	6	5	47	7	5	4	5	5	8	5	3	5	47	94	0
Randy McGee	7	4	6	3	7	4	5	7	5	48	5	4	5	4	6	7	5	3	7	46	94	0
Alain Drouin (r)	4	4	7	3	8	4	4	5	6	45	6	5	4	5	5	6	8	3	7	49	94	0
Magnum	6	5	5	4	7	4	7	7	5	50	5	5	4	5	6	7	6	3	5	46	96	0
Bainsey	5	6	6	4	4	6	7	5	5	48	6	5	4	5	5	8	8	3	5	49	97	0
Grumpy	6	5	6	3	5	4	5	8	5	47	8	6	6	5	7	6	5	4	6	53	100	0
Luvlife	7	6	7	6	8	4	8	8	8	62	8	7	8	7	7	8	6	4	7	62	124	0
TOTAL	0	1	1	1	1	0	1	0	0		0	1	0	0	0	0	1	1	0			8
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18
	AS	1U	1U	2U	3U	4U	5U	6U	7U	8U	9U	-	-	-	-	-	-	-
	6	4	5	3	4	3	3	5	4	4	4	-	-	-	-	-	-	-
	6	5	5	4	7	4	7	7	5	5	5	-	-	-	-	-	-	-
	AS											-	-	-	-	-	-	-
RESULT: Smitty wins 9 and 7 Start match at hole:

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