The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

POP: The 1st group torn up the course in ???
NOTABLE: The top 5 Slammers, McGoop, IronMaiden, Juice, Chill, DJD, were out today to enjoy Slammin!!
NOTABLE: Five OC's played today including IronMaiden, PointZero, McGoop, Stevie Ray and KidsClub! Nice!!
TEN HOLE CLUB: Newest inductee to the 10 hole club is Stevie Ray complements of DJD. "Don't know what to say"!!
CULLIGAN DOGGIE REPORT: All 5 puppies taken home today with winners DJD (#3 @ 15ft), PointZero (#7 @ 7ft), Number 7 (#12 @ 15ft), DeeJay (#14 @ 16 ft) and McGoop (#16 @ 5 ft). Each doggie was worth 16 bones. Nicccce!!
DYNAMIC PHYSIO & CHIRO SKINS: It was a four skin day. Winners were DJD with 2 and singletons claim by McGoop and PointZero. All skins were won with birdies! Each skin was worth 20 bones. Congrats!!
THANKS: To IronMaiden for the great job as SkinsMaster and for entering scores on site and to Juice for doing a great job as Doggie Master! THANKS!

Quotables

.Well you are number 1 for the moment - McGoop to IronMaiden!!
Wow it is cold!!
Did it drop 10 degrees?
I like your name!!
It looks like an ISIS terrorist! I thought it look like a condom!!
Forest of doom!!
For that shot, you need a chain saw!!
I needed one more aeration hole to bounce that in!! LOL!! Its an Italian wedding if you pee into the wind!!
Is that person dressed like a condom?
It took me five shots to get over the river on #1!!
McGee you need to put your name forward for the next Big Break!!
I think you knew it, why you didn't do it!!
Even if you take it out, we wouldn't see it!!

Thu Oct 30, 2014

Summary
The Lovin Spoonfuls sang "What a day for a day dream" while today the Slammers sang "What a day for Slammin"! Not a perfect day but a Slammin managable and enjoyable day. The top 5 Slammers came out today to defend and to let all of Slammerdom challenge for their spots. And some great match play golf occurred as only 1 of the top 5 lost 1 spot. Great defence to the top 5. And the Doggie race heated up as Juice and GoTee went head to head. Interestingly, the top 4 in the Doggie Race, Juice, GoTee, IronMaiden and Chill played today. Add to that McGoop and PointZero and you have 6 of the top 7 in the Doggie Race playing to make a difference. What a day for Slammin!! Sounds like wrestling but no it was great match play golf. Thanks for the great day on the course and the wonderful time at the 19th hole at the Royal Oak across the street. Don't put away your club just yet, there is plenty of golf to play. Let the Run for Number 1 begin...soon!!.

Stars
	DJD
	He jumps in at the last moment to join the lead group and he defends his #5 spot. And he comes to play to defend his spot. And play he did as he goes undefeated taking out PointZero (18th), Stevie Ray (10 hole) and Number 7 (16th). He scores well with 2 birds and walks away with a dog and 2 skins!! YUP, he is the big bones winner today! Well done!!
	Shorts
	Our number 2 stars quietly says "GAME ON" as he has been on fire lately. He goes undefeated and cleans house as he takes out Juice (on the 18th), Gator ( 16th) and GoTee (15th). He has a birdie but which is more impressive he jumps from 51 to number 3. Congrats!!
	chill
	Solid, solid, solid is how Chill, our number 3 star, has been playing! She successfully defends against DeeJay (2 & 1), Pukey J (5 & 3) and Shwayze (5 & 4). She loves Pineview and her match play scores tells us why! Great ball striking!!

Onsite Coordinator

KidsClub

Stats

Attendance: 16
Scoring Average: 89
Birdie Average: 0.5
Course Rating: 7.5
Best aspects of course: Punched green and the 19th hole at the Royal Oak!!

Kids

The Kids earned $20

Event Fees

ST Member: $35
EG Member: $30
EG Unl. Member: $25

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
DeeJay [B38]	Shwayze (r) [B21]	13	Stevie Ray [C12]	DJD [A2]	10
Biscuit Oshumka [C25]	KidsClub [C15]	14	Stevie Ray [C12]	Number 7 [B63]	12
Shorts [B22]	GoTee [A11]	15	Stevie Ray [C12]	pointZero [A14]	13
Shorts [B22]	Gator [B13]	16	KidsClub [C15]	IronMaiden [B1]	13
DeeJay [B38]	Pukey J [B18]	17	Biscuit Oshumka [C25]	McGoop [O1]	13
Shorts [B22]	Juice [A1]	18	Shwayze (r) [B21]	chill [B2]	14
			Pukey J [B18]	chill [B2]	15
			Shwayze (r) [B21]	Pukey J [B18]	15
			Number 7 [B63]	pointZero [A14]	16
			Gator [B13]	Juice [A1]	16
			GoTee [A11]	Juice [A1]	16
			Biscuit Oshumka [C25]	IronMaiden [B1]	16
			Number 7 [B63]	DJD [A2]	16
			GoTee [A11]	Gator [B13]	16
			IronMaiden [B1]	McGoop [O1]	17
			DeeJay [B38]	chill [B2]	17
			pointZero [A14]	DJD [A2]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
DJD	80	2	0	1	16	2	40	3-0-0	6
chill	79	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Shorts	91	1	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
McGoop	74	3	0	1	16	1	20	2-0-0	4
pointZero	82	1	0	1	16	1	20	2-1-0	4
DeeJay	82	1	0	1	16	0	0	2-1-0	4
IronMaiden	84	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Juice	90	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Number 7	90	0	0	1	16	0	0	1-2-0	2
Pukey J	84	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Biscuit Oshumka	93	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Gator	96	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Shwayze (r)	95	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Stevie Ray	99	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
GoTee	100	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
KidsClub	103	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	5	4	3	4	5	4	3	4	4	36	4	5	3	5	3	4	3	4	4	35	71
DJD	7	5	3	5	5	6	3	3	5	42	4	6	4	4	4	4	3	4	5	38	80	2
McGoop	5	5	4	4	4	4	3	4	5	38	3	5	4	6	2	5	3	4	4	36	74	1
pointZero	6	4	3	5	6	4	2	6	4	40	5	7	5	5	4	4	3	4	5	42	82	1
chill	5	4	3	5	5	5	4	5	4	40	5	6	3	5	4	4	3	4	5	39	79	0
DeeJay	6	5	5	5	5	4	3	4	6	43	3	5	4	6	3	4	4	5	5	39	82	0
Pukey J	5	5	4	6	5	5	3	6	5	44	4	6	3	6	4	5	3	5	4	40	84	0
IronMaiden	5	4	5	4	6	5	3	4	4	40	5	7	3	5	4	5	3	7	5	44	84	0
Number 7	6	5	4	4	5	8	3	5	7	47	5	5	3	6	4	6	4	5	5	43	90	0
Juice	6	5	4	6	5	5	4	6	5	46	4	6	4	8	4	5	3	4	6	44	90	0
Shorts	8	4	4	4	4	6	6	5	5	46	6	7	3	6	5	4	3	6	5	45	91	0
Biscuit Oshumka	5	5	4	5	7	5	3	7	4	45	4	6	5	8	4	5	4	6	6	48	93	0
Shwayze (r)	8	6	5	5	7	4	4	6	4	49	4	6	4	7	4	5	4	6	6	46	95	0
Gator	8	5	4	5	6	6	4	6	5	49	5	7	3	6	5	5	4	6	6	47	96	0
Stevie Ray	7	7	4	6	6	7	5	5	8	55	6	6	4	6	3	5	4	5	5	44	99	0
GoTee	7	4	5	5	8	5	6	7	5	52	6	6	4	7	6	4	5	4	6	48	100	0
KidsClub	8	5	4	6	6	7	4	7	7	54	5	6	5	6	6	6	3	6	6	49	103	0
TOTAL	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	1	0		0	0	0	1	1	0	0	0	0			4
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18
	AS	AS	AS	1U	2U	3U	3U	4U	3U	4U	5U	6U	7U	-	-	-	-	-
	5	5	4	4	4	4	3	4	5	3	5	4	6	-	-	-	-	-
	5	5	4	5	7	5	3	7	4	4	6	5	8	-	-	-	-	-
	AS	AS	AS											-	-	-	-	-
RESULT: McGoop wins 7 and 5 Start match at hole:

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