The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

35 BIRDIES!
Culligan Doggies were earned by Juice, ShortStack, Danger and Biscuit Oshumpka at 18 bones each.
Dynamic Physio and Chiro 'birdie' Skins at 12 bones each went to Juice and ShortStack each with 2, and PizzaMan and McGoop taking 1 each.
Smitty retained his #1 rank.
Swanny and Blue were undefeated.

Quotables

Woohoo...cab money.
New name? ShortTwat.
Apparently Steel Crazy's golf grips are as worn out as his ....
Just press 'C' for concede.
FISM.
Don't get mad, you're not that good.
If try grunting I might crap my pants.
We're playing Hakalua Village today.
Nice seven, bud.
Hey Roomies.
Wow, that's tight Juice.
That one must have been down hill, eh?
You going out for a love break?
'Bout time you got a par.
It's not that long, but it will work.
These are going down like juice boxes...spelling check?
I think i'll have to lay up twice.
If I win the lottery, I'm coming to Cuba and paying for everyone.
J Money, it wasn't AngryBird long.

Sun Dec 21, 2014

Summary
With a contingent of Slammers heading down to Cuba to escape the cold, it was fitting for Golf-O-Max to host Indoor Slammer Tour event #3 at a nice warm location, so we headed to Kapalua Village in Hawaii. A course with dramatic elevation changes and sloping greens was quite forgiving giving up 35 birdies tonight. Indoor season is in full swing with all participants vowing to return for more indoor fun. If you've got no plans for New Years, come down to GOM for some indoor golf, cards, food and fun with friends. Merry Christmas everyone out there in Slammer land!

Stars
	Juice
	Slammer of the year, 'In the house'...Juice apparently hates the indoor game...ya whatever...5 birdies, 2 skins, a doggie made her worthy of 1st star honours. Funny thing is... though she was 1-1 tonight, losing to McGoop and beating Fingz, our first Star remains unranked. I think she'll be back.
	ShortStack
	Winning isn't everything...not tonight anyway. ShortTwat will be moving up to the Blues next time out after tonight's 4 birdie performance. Though he only won 1 match tonight, there were bones-a-plenty. A doggie and 2 skins earned our little friend 42 bones tonight. Nice!
	McGoop
	Ho hum ish...An impressive 7 birdies only yielded 1 skin tonight, but McGoop was undefeated...and he got an 8...ya really!

Onsite Coordinator

PizzaMan

Stats

Attendance: 15
Scoring Average: 79
Birdie Average: 2.33
Course Rating: 8
Best aspects of course: 30 yard elevation changes...down hill

Kids

The Kids earned $11

Event Fees

ST Member: $32
EG Member: $26
EG Unl. Member: $21

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
Steel Crazy (r) [Unr]	J-Money [B45]	14	Danger [A28]	Swanny [A6]	11
Biscuit Oshumka [C7]	ShortStack [A11]	15	FingZ (r) [Unr]	McGoop [O1]	12
GoTee [A10]	PizzaMan [A3]	17	Danger [A28]	Biscuit Oshumka [C7]	12
			Danger [A28]	ShortStack [A11]	12
			FingZ (r) [Unr]	Juice [A27]	13
			AngryBird [Unr]	Blue [A4]	13
			AngryBird [Unr]	Steel Crazy (r) [Unr]	13
			ShortStack [A11]	Swanny [A6]	15
			J-Money [B45]	Blue [A4]	16
			Steel Crazy (r) [Unr]	Blue [A4]	17
			IronMaiden [B2]	Smitty [A1]	18
			GoTee [A10]	Smitty [A1]	18
			PizzaMan [A3]	Smitty [A1]	18
			GoTee [A10]	IronMaiden [B2]	18
			PizzaMan [A3]	IronMaiden [B2]	18
			Juice [A27]	McGoop [O1]	18
			Biscuit Oshumka [C7]	Swanny [A6]	18
			AngryBird [Unr]	J-Money [B45]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
Swanny	69	4	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Blue	74	3	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Smitty	77	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-1	5
Biscuit Oshumka	72	3	0	1	18	0	0	2-1-0	4
McGoop	69	7	0	0	0	1	12	2-0-0	4
Steel Crazy (r)	78	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
IronMaiden	76	4	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
Juice	72	5	0	1	18	2	24	1-1-0	2
ShortStack	76	3	0	1	18	2	24	1-2-0	2
PizzaMan	79	3	0	0	0	1	12	0-1-2	2
GoTee	78	2	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
J-Money	86	1	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-1	1
AngryBird	88	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-1	1
Danger	94	0	0	1	18	0	0	0-3-0	0
FingZ (r)	90	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	4	4	5	3	4	4	4	4	3	35	4	4	5	4	5	3	4	3	4	36	71
Juice	4	3	6	3	5	3	3	4	3	34	5	5	6	3	4	3	4	3	5	38	72	2
ShortStack	4	4	7	4	4	5	3	7	2	40	4	4	5	4	5	4	4	3	3	36	76	2
McGoop	3	4	8	4	3	4	3	4	3	36	3	3	4	5	4	3	4	3	4	33	69	1
PizzaMan	6	4	6	3	5	5	3	3	3	38	5	3	5	7	5	4	4	4	4	41	79	1
Swanny	3	4	4	3	4	5	3	4	3	33	5	4	4	4	5	3	4	3	4	36	69	0
Biscuit Oshumka	5	3	6	3	4	4	3	5	3	36	4	5	5	4	4	3	4	3	4	36	72	0
Blue	4	5	5	3	3	4	3	6	3	36	5	4	5	4	4	3	5	3	5	38	74	0
IronMaiden	3	5	4	4	4	4	4	5	4	37	5	4	4	5	4	4	5	4	4	39	76	0
Smitty	4	4	5	4	6	4	4	5	3	39	5	4	5	4	6	3	4	3	4	38	77	0
GoTee	5	6	5	4	4	4	3	5	3	39	5	4	5	4	4	4	4	4	5	39	78	0
Steel Crazy (r)	4	4	5	3	4	4	4	4	3	35	5	5	5	4	6	3	5	4	6	43	78	0
J-Money	4	4	4	3	5	5	5	5	3	38	5	7	5	4	7	4	7	5	4	48	86	0
AngryBird	6	4	6	5	4	5	4	5	5	44	5	5	5	5	5	4	6	4	5	44	88	0
FingZ (r)	4	7	6	3	4	5	5	4	5	43	6	8	6	5	5	3	6	4	4	47	90	0
Danger	5	6	7	4	5	8	5	4	4	48	4	7	7	4	7	3	6	4	4	46	94	0
TOTAL	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	1	1		1	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	1			6
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18

	3	4	8	4	3	4	3	4	3	3	3	4	5	4	3	4	3	4
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