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GOLFOMAX LoGo

Notables

  • 4 Doggie holes, 3 were won @ 13bones each
  • #2 was hit by noone!
  • #7 ShortStack 13 feet
  • #14  TDog at 6 and 62 feet respectively
  • 8 skins worth 5 bones a piece
  • 2 each to McGoop and StellCrazy who each had an eagle!
  • 1 each to ShortStack, Juice, Chucker and Blue

Quotables

  • Blue paid for his 3 putts before the round!
  • McGoop took his vitamin Juice tonight
  • Really, a 200 yard 7iron??
  • Is that a mini-golf putter?
  • What's the material?
  • Is this 16? No, 17, we're done!
  • Another mulligan??
  • Bogey golf
  • Is that a parrot on your shoulder?
  • He putts from the rough!
  • That shot was like an elephant's @$$, tall and stinky
  • Mulligan or Drop...which should I press?
  • Let me fill your sippy cup
  • You haven't even hit yet...what are you watching??
  • It's a yo-yo trick!
  • Hey, a 1/4 inch is a 1/4 inch no matter what you're measuring
  • Chucker hit a house...!!
  • THUD!!
  • It took you so long to play that hole, a tree grew
  • OMG... that pond is in the water
  • Did Fingz just fart or did we get nachos? They both smell the same!
  • How many lakes are on this course? Ask fingz, he found them all!
Event: GOLFOMAX
Sun Mar 22, 2015
Summary
Bay Hill is where we played tonight. The course, the company, the food and the drink were all amazing and made for another great night at Golf-O Max! We crowned a new #1 tonight! ShortStack felt so bad for how bad McGoop was playing that he let him win on the 18th hole. Some hilarious quotables tonight, maybe you had to be there. See you all Thursday and Sunday for our last two indoor events of the year! Bring on that green grass!!

Stars
Chucker
New #1 goes 3-0 taking out Fingz, TDog and SteelCrazy and adding 2 birds and a skin to earn the nod for first star! Way to go Chucker!
Juice
Undefeated in a very though group! She beat her coach and ShortStack and tied Blue! She adds 3 birds and a skin to her stat sheet!
Steel Crazy
2-1 in his group, 3 birds, 1 eagle and 2 skins were good enough for third star honours tonight!
Onsite Coordinator
  • Shortstack
Stats
  • Attendance: 8
  • Scoring Average: 78
  • Birdie Average: 1.75
  • Course Rating: N/A
  • Best aspects of course:
Kids
  • The Kids earned $4
Event Fees
  • ST Member: $32
  • EG Member: $26
  • EG Unl. Member: $21

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
Steel Crazy [B4] FingZ [B1] 12 TDog (r) [C2] Steel Crazy [B4] 12
Chucker [B5] FingZ [B1] 13 TDog (r) [C2] Chucker [B5] 13
Juice [A6] McGoop [O2] 16 McGoop [O2] Blue [A2] 17
TDog (r) [C2] FingZ [B1] 16 Juice [A6] Blue [A2] 18
Juice [A6] ShortStack [O1] 17 ShortStack [O1] Blue [A2] 18
Chucker [B5] Steel Crazy [B4] 17
McGoop [O2] ShortStack [O1] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
Chucker 73 2 0 0 0 1 5 3-0-0 6
Juice 74 3 0 0 0 1 5 2-0-1 5
Blue 75 1 0 0 0 1 5 2-0-1 5
Steel Crazy 75 3 1 0 0 2 10 2-1-0 4
TDog (r) 82 1 0 2 26 0 0 1-2-0 2
McGoop 75 2 1 0 0 2 10 1-2-0 2
ShortStack 79 2 0 1 13 1 5 0-3-0 0
FingZ 89 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 4 3 4 5 4 5 3 4 4 36 4 4 5 4 3 4 5 3 4 36 72
McGoop 4 3 4 5 5 4 4 5 5 39 4 6 3 5 3 4 5 3 3 36 75 2
Steel Crazy 3 3 4 5 2 4 3 5 5 34 5 4 4 6 3 5 5 4 5 41 75 2
Chucker 5 3 4 7 3 5 3 4 4 38 4 4 5 4 3 4 4 3 4 35 73 1
Juice 4 3 3 5 5 5 4 3 4 36 4 5 5 4 2 5 5 4 4 38 74 1
Blue 5 3 4 5 4 6 3 4 4 38 3 4 5 4 4 5 5 3 4 37 75 1
ShortStack 6 4 4 5 4 7 3 3 3 39 5 4 5 4 3 4 5 5 5 40 79 1
TDog (r) 5 4 5 5 6 5 4 5 5 44 4 5 5 4 2 6 5 3 4 38 82 0
FingZ 4 4 4 8 4 8 4 6 4 46 4 6 5 5 3 7 5 3 5 43 89 0
TOTAL 1 0 1 0 1 0 0 0 1 1 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 1 8
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
5 3 4 7 3 5 3 4 4 4 4 5 4 3 4 4 3 4
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