The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

Sunny played his first event as a senior. Happy 50th! Played well enough to - HEY LOOK there to the right!
Thank you GolfGeek for doing the REALFANS skins report. You are an inspiration, and I hope that more rookies and sophomores come out and try it. It was with such a style that you informed all of us about the par skins and with great fanfare that praised Intruder on his (the ONLY) birdie. which stood up for a skin and prevented the Sunnys sweep
GolfGeek's Ottawa Sun Scramble partner again stepped up, today Mulder was our QUICKSNAP Doggie Master. He handed out two doggies to each of the three groups. Nobody showed up again, cutting off skins and dogs and today he played in group two and won two dogs. Thanx Mulder, for that entertaining report, but what is this note "don't let Mulder handle cash!" Did you all get your tens?
Group two would like to report that today on hole two, there was a seldom heard sound ... Yes four golf balls all hit the bottom of the cup. With our gimme rule - there was a realization of such a rarity.
See the second star - please note that occasionally the OC has to make a decision, and I have yet to see one that has 100% of the people happy with it. It causes some anxious moments and some of them last too long. There ends up being many quotables - seldom printable. Lets remember to FIRST have fun!
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Quotables

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"Oh! This is going to be fun!"
"Next on the tee, playing in his Tour leading 750th event, with 1968 matches, Stevie Ray."
"Good to see SunnyBoy come out today, with this event, he gets to remove a 2013 round which was his worst in his last 56 and not equalled since he first joined the Tour."
"He's rarely wrong."
"Get out of our fairway Santa" yells Jason McGrath (one of the golfers in the only other group outside of Slammers on the course today).
"That was a great move for a second baseman. NOT a great move for a golfer, catching your ball when you pop it up!" Grumpy out of hole!
"Did you say Nude Ottawa?" "No! I said new to Ottawa"

Sun May 1, 2016

Summary
HAPPY EASTER to all my Orthodox friends. Good to see Jean at Lombard Glen for our first visit this season. tell Dave to check out our note about the course - over there to the right. I see a lot of tree removal, please don't ever take that one out of the middle of the second fairway! What a terrible lead up to the event with so many registering and bailing. In the end we had eight Slammers, twelve matches, six upsets and a new entry into the top ten - congrats Stevie Ray! weather - as if!!!! I read (from the Goat) an interesting suggestion that I think the golf industry should adopt. Imagine if they discounted golf according to forecasts.

Stars
	Sunny
	Three and OH! No birdies - because he never needed them, 2 skins, and highest movement up the ranks. He jumped 87 rungs. Come out and play some more Mr Sunny, and NO you don't get to move up when you become a senior. That USED to be when you became a Super Senior (65),but you can now play in the TC senior division. Enjoy your new Lombard Glen hat!
	GolfGeek
	He won the lottery! He made challenges across the board (WHICH YOU ARE ALL ENCOURAGED to do). He made a comment in the comment section about playing wishes. When he arrived at the course, he volunteered to be moved so that we could have two foursomes. Yes today's second star went 0-3, which in itself is not common (a winless star), but what else is seldom practiced is when someone 'takes one for the team!'. This Tour is so full of 'all about me!' and today GolfGeek was not. By the way for those of you scoring back home. He would have gone 2-0 in his original threesome

Onsite Coordinator

Grumpy

Stats

Attendance: 8
Scoring Average: 90
Birdie Average: 0.13
Course Rating: 8
Best aspects of course: Amazing shape

Kids

The Kids earned $7

Event Fees

ST Member: $39
EG Member: $32
EG Unl. Member: $27

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
Grumpy [D4]	Mulder [C5]	17	Mulder [C5]	Sunny [B58]	13
Stevie Ray [C4]	IronMaiden [B2]	18	GolfGeek [C8]	IronMaiden [B2]	14
			Grumpy [D4]	Sunny [B58]	14
			GolfGeek [C8]	Intruder [A18]	14
			Mulder [C5]	SunnyBoy [B86]	15
			GolfGeek [C8]	Stevie Ray [C4]	16
			SunnyBoy [B86]	Sunny [B58]	16
			Grumpy [D4]	SunnyBoy [B86]	16
			Stevie Ray [C4]	Intruder [A18]	16
			Intruder [A18]	IronMaiden [B2]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
Sunny	78	0	0	0	0	2	20	3-0-0	6
Intruder	88	1	0	1	10	1	10	2-0-1	5
SunnyBoy	87	0	0	0	0	1	10	2-1-0	4
Stevie Ray	87	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
IronMaiden	86	0	0	1	10	0	0	1-1-1	3
Grumpy	98	0	0	1	10	0	0	1-2-0	2
Mulder	100	0	0	1	10	0	0	0-3-0	0
GolfGeek	97	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	5	4	4	3	4	5	3	3	4	35	4	3	4	5	4	5	3	3	4	35	70
Sunny	5	4	5	4	4	7	3	3	4	39	5	3	6	6	4	5	3	3	4	39	78	2
SunnyBoy	5	6	5	3	4	6	4	5	6	44	6	3	5	5	5	7	4	3	5	43	87	1
Intruder	6	7	6	3	5	6	2	3	4	42	5	4	6	7	5	6	3	3	7	46	88	1
IronMaiden	6	4	4	3	5	7	3	4	4	40	7	4	5	6	5	8	3	3	5	46	86	0
Stevie Ray	7	4	7	3	4	6	4	4	4	43	6	4	5	6	6	7	3	3	4	44	87	0
GolfGeek	6	4	6	3	6	6	3	5	5	44	7	7	8	6	6	6	4	4	5	53	97	0
Grumpy	8	4	6	3	4	6	4	4	5	44	7	3	5	7	7	8	8	3	6	54	98	0
Mulder	8	5	4	3	6	8	4	4	7	49	5	4	6	6	8	7	7	4	4	51	100	0
TOTAL	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0		0	0	0	1	1	1	0	0	0			4
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18
	AS	1U	1U	AS	AS		AS	1U	2U	3U	3U	2U	1U	2U	3U	4U	-	-
	5	4	5	4	4	7	3	3	4	5	3	6	6	4	5	3	-	-
	5	6	5	3	4	6	4	5	6	6	3	5	5	5	7	4	-	-
	AS			AS	AS	1U	AS										-	-
RESULT: Sunny wins 4 and 2 Start match at hole:

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