 Notables - QUICKSNAP DOGGIE REPORT: There were 5 par threes at Stonebridge and all were hit. Dogs were worth $12 each. Hole 2 (Dracula at 25 feet), Hole 7 (KidsClub at 21 feet), Hole 11 (Mulder at 14 feet), Hole 15 (PointZero at 6 feet) and Hole 17 (ShelGame at 27 feet) - Thank you Stevie Ray for doing the Doggie Report!!
- BROKER4TICKETS SKINS REPORT: There were 4 skins today and each was worth $15. Hole 5 (DeeJay), Hole 9 (KidsClub), Hole 12 (Dracula) and Hole 14 (P-Bomb). Thank you PointZero for doing the Skins Report!!
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PointZero became the number 1 A Class Slammer with his win.
- Todays event had the top three slammers by event attending (between the three of them they have played in 245 events this year). By contrast it would take the 143 Slammers playing the fewest events to equal this number of events.
- KidsClub had his 130th Career Birdie.
- KidsClub ALSO had his 130th Career Dog.
- Dracula got his 60th Career Skin.
- PointZero crossed over the 1200 career point mark.
- F6Noob had his 25th birdie of the season.
- KidsClub had his 125th win (and his 90th loss) of the season.
- Shelgame got his 20th win (and his 20th loss) of the season.
- DeeJay got his 10th win of the season.
- KidsClub got his 270th point of the season.
- IronMaiden got her 150th (and 149th and 151st) win of the season.
 Quotables
- "Finished at the Doctor's office, VD Clear, now to slam!!"
- "Anybody ever call you Crackwhore?"
- "Is that the Love Zone?"
- ""Oh that felt good."....."Oh that felt good for me too!":"So when does this spongebath take place?"
- "I hope the same guy who did the pin placements on the front 9 did NOT do them on the back."
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Tue Sep 27, 2016
Summary
In ancient times,
Hundreds of years before the dawn of history.
Lived a strange race of people, the Slammers.
No one knows who they were or what they were doing.
But their legacy remains,
Hewn into the living rock, of Stonebridge.
Stonebridge! Where the golfers dwell,
Where the drivers live and they do live well.
Stonebridge! Where a man's a man,
And the Slammers dance to the Pipes of Pan.
Hey!
Stonebridge! 'Tis a magic place,
Where the pin placement guy laughs in our face.
Stonebridge! Where the golf balls lie,
And the prayers of birdies fill the midday sky.
And you my friend, won't you take my gloved hand?.
We'll go back in time to that mystic land.
Where the dew drops cry and the cats meow.
I will take you there, I will show you how.
Oh!
And oh how they danced,
The little Slammers of Stonebridge.
Beneath the haunted moon,
For fear that darkness might come too soon.
And where are they now?
The little golfers of Stonebridge.
And what would they say to us?
If we were golfing today.
| Stars |
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pointZero |
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What a round. He gets a dog, he gets to claim the number 4 rank on the Tour, he gets to shoot 4 below his scoring median and he gets to sleep well knowing he went 3 and 0 against some tough customers. Great Job!! |
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Dracula |
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Dracula showed up at Stonebridge out for blood!! He found it going undefeated against some tough blue tee competitors. He also shoots a 77, four below his scoring median, nabbing a birdie on the way. And to top it off he took home some coin with a dog and a skin. Sweet!! |
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P-Bomb |
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Switching gears, PBomb is getting my Third Star nod. He went 1-1-1 (only losing to our second star) but he also had 3 birdies on a course where pin placements were redonkulous. He shot 2 below his scoring median and he had a skin. Explosive!! |
| | Onsite Coordinator
Stats
- Attendance: 12
- Scoring Average: 87
- Birdie Average: 1
- Course Rating: 7.5
- Best aspects of course: Pin Positions
Kids
Event Fees
- ST Member: $57
- EG Member: $50
- EG Unl. Member: $42
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| UPSETS |
DEFENCES |
| Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
| Dracula [A42] |
P-Bomb [A13] |
15 |
Mulder [C15] |
KidsClub [C2] |
12 |
| Dracula [A42] |
F6Noob [A39] |
16 |
Cracker [B53] |
Dracula [A42] |
12 |
| DeeJay [B42] |
Steel Crazy [B18] |
17 |
Steel Crazy [B18] |
pointZero [A6] |
13 |
| pointZero [A6] |
ShelGame [A2] |
18 |
Mulder [C15] |
IronMaiden [B5] |
13 |
|
|
|
Mulder [C15] |
Stevie Ray [C8] |
14 |
|
|
|
Cracker [B53] |
F6Noob [A39] |
14 |
|
|
|
DeeJay [B42] |
pointZero [A6] |
15 |
|
|
|
Steel Crazy [B18] |
ShelGame [A2] |
15 |
|
|
|
Cracker [B53] |
P-Bomb [A13] |
16 |
|
|
|
Stevie Ray [C8] |
IronMaiden [B5] |
16 |
|
|
|
DeeJay [B42] |
ShelGame [A2] |
16 |
|
|
|
Stevie Ray [C8] |
KidsClub [C2] |
17 |
|
|
|
F6Noob [A39] |
P-Bomb [A13] |
18 |
|
|
|
KidsClub [C2] |
IronMaiden [B5] |
18 |
| INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS |
| Slammer |
Score |
Birds |
Eagles |
Dogs |
Bones |
Skins |
Bones |
Record |
Points |
|
Dracula |
77 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
12 |
1 |
15 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
pointZero |
80 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
IronMaiden |
82 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
KidsClub |
85 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
12 |
1 |
15 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
ShelGame |
82 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
P-Bomb |
83 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
15 |
1-1-1 |
3 |
|
F6Noob |
84 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-1-1 |
3 |
|
DeeJay |
88 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
15 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
Stevie Ray |
90 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
Mulder |
107 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
|
Steel Crazy |
93 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
|
Cracker |
93 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
| SKINS |
| HOLE |
1 |
2 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
8 |
9 |
OUT |
10 |
11 |
12 |
13 |
14 |
15 |
16 |
17 |
18 |
IN |
TOTAL |
SKINS |
| PAR |
4 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
36 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
35 |
71 |
|
| Dracula |
4 |
3 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
39 |
5 |
3 |
3 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
38 |
77 |
1 |
| P-Bomb |
4 |
3 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
44 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
39 |
83 |
1 |
| KidsClub |
5 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
7 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
42 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
43 |
85 |
1 |
| DeeJay |
5 |
6 |
7 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
46 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
42 |
88 |
1 |
| pointZero |
4 |
7 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
44 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
36 |
80 |
0 |
| ShelGame |
6 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
44 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
6 |
38 |
82 |
0 |
| IronMaiden |
5 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
42 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
40 |
82 |
0 |
| F6Noob |
5 |
3 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
40 |
7 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
7 |
4 |
6 |
44 |
84 |
0 |
| Stevie Ray |
5 |
4 |
7 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
3 |
7 |
5 |
46 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
7 |
5 |
6 |
44 |
90 |
0 |
| Cracker |
6 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
7 |
4 |
49 |
6 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
7 |
3 |
7 |
44 |
93 |
0 |
| Steel Crazy |
5 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
3 |
7 |
6 |
46 |
7 |
3 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
47 |
93 |
0 |
| Mulder |
7 |
4 |
6 |
7 |
8 |
7 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
8 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
8 |
4 |
6 |
53 |
107 |
0 |
| TOTAL |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
|
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
|
|
4 |
| Legend |
E |
Eagle or Better |
B |
Birdie |
P |
Par |
G |
Bogey or Greater |
C |
Cut-off birdie |
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