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Notables

  • MILESTONE UPDATE: Shteeme joined the century club and has earned himself a Slammer Tour Golf Shirt. Congrats on your Milestone!
  • TC UPDATE: Shteeme defeats TMC in their B Class rank and moves on to play the winner between Stymie and Intruder. Good Luck!
  • QUICKSNAP DOGGIE REPORT: Thank you Shteeme for presenting the report and congrats on taking the only dog on hole 16 at 20 feet which earned you 40 bones.
  • BROKER4TICKETS SKINS REPORT: 7 skins today worth 5 bones each. 4 to Juice on holes 5, 9, 11 and 13, and one to Shteeme on 16, Guyzer on 12 and Bookie on 15.
  • More golfers bailed than played today.

Quotables

  • "Do me a favour."....."What's up"..."Go stand under that broken branch, I want to win today."
  • "I don't think he got all of that one."
  • "doot doot...doot doot doot....My....Cicada!!" (sung to music of My Sharona." click the image below to hear The Knack.
  • "Neither rain nor snow nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds....but not golf rounds."
  • "What's the frequency Kenneth?" Click the image belew to hear REM dedicated to Zoey...aka Ken.
  • "Anyone flirting with a 7?"..."Yeah Me...I'm putting my fourth."
  • "Anyone want to do donuts with the cart in that dead end?"
Event: Canadian
Sat Aug 12, 2017
Summary
Today was hot and Shteeme. Shteeme's 100th, Shteeme's the sole dog catcher, Shteeme did the dog report, Shteeme won his TC, Shteeme was first star and Shteeme will celebrate his 29th anniversary a day after a wedding took place today at The Canadian. To make all the bailers wish they didn't, we had a specatacular sunny front 9, a rolling thunder in the distance 10 to 14, and 25 minutes parked under the shelter after 13 before finishing back in the sunshine. Basically, one hole of rain. Once again the weatherman scared away golfers but those who braved to venture out were rewarded with a pretty darn good 18 holes of golf at one of Slammer Tour's finest partner courses ............................................................... Mulder Out

Stars
Shteeme
played in his 100th event today, won his B class TC match, went 2-1, netted a birdie, and the only Dog of the day taking the whole kit and kaboodle. Well played and happy 29th anniversary to you and your wife.
Bookie
must have been studying section 796.357 because he went 3-0 on route to climbing 77 spots in the rankings. He also snagged a skin and did it all while walking the course.
Juice
went 3-0 with 4 skins, defending her top ten rank with a sub 80 round. Sweet round!!
Onsite Coordinator
  • Mulder
Stats
  • Attendance: 8
  • Scoring Average: 92
  • Birdie Average: 0.38
  • Course Rating: 8.5
  • Best aspects of course: drainage
Kids
  • The Kids earned $13
Event Fees
  • ST Member: $47
  • EG Member: $41
  • EG Unl. Member: $35
Total for The Kids

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
Guyzer (r) [136] TMC [108] 16 TMC [108] Juice [10] 12
Bookie [111] Grumpy [56] 18 Guyzer (r) [136] Juice [10] 13
Grumpy [56] Mulder [34] 18 TMC [108] Shteeme [18] 14
Bookie [111] Mulder [34] 18 Zoey [174] Grumpy [56] 15
Zoey [174] Bookie [111] 16
Guyzer (r) [136] Shteeme [18] 17
Shteeme [18] Juice [10] 18
Zoey [174] Mulder [34] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
Juice 78 1 0 0 0 4 20 3-0-0 6
Bookie 93 0 0 0 0 1 5 3-0-0 6
Shteeme 82 1 0 1 40 1 5 2-1-0 4
Grumpy 97 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Guyzer (r) 87 1 0 0 0 1 5 1-2-0 2
Mulder 101 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
TMC 93 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Zoey 102 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 5 4 3 4 4 4 3 5 3 35 5 4 4 4 4 4 3 5 4 37 72
Juice 5 4 4 5 4 4 3 5 3 37 5 3 5 4 4 5 3 8 4 41 78 4
Shteeme 5 4 3 4 6 6 3 5 5 41 5 4 4 5 5 5 2 6 5 41 82 1
Guyzer (r) 5 5 4 4 5 5 4 5 4 41 6 4 3 5 5 6 4 7 6 46 87 1
Bookie 7 5 3 6 6 4 5 6 6 48 7 4 5 5 5 4 3 8 4 45 93 1
TMC 6 6 3 6 5 4 4 6 4 44 5 5 6 5 6 5 5 7 5 49 93 0
Grumpy 6 5 5 8 5 5 4 5 4 47 7 4 5 5 6 5 6 6 6 50 97 0
Mulder 8 4 7 6 8 4 4 6 5 52 6 6 4 6 4 5 4 8 6 49 101 0
Zoey 6 7 7 5 6 4 4 7 4 50 5 5 6 7 5 6 5 6 7 52 102 0
TOTAL 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 1 1 1 0 1 1 0 0 7
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
AS 1U 1U AS 1U 2U 3U 3U 4U 5U 6U 5U 6U - - - - -
5 4 4 5 4 4 3 5 3 5 3 5 4 - - - - -
5 5 4 4 5 5 4 5 4 6 4 3 5 - - - - -
AS AS - - - - -
RESULT: Juice wins 6 and 5 Start match at hole:
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