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eQuinelle LoGo

Notables

  • TC EXTRAVAGANZA at Equinelle today with the following players advancing to the second round:
  • TC "OPEN": McGoop over StevieRay (11th), The Kid over Tit4Tat (17th)
  • TC "A": F6Noob over PointZero (16th)
  • TC "SENIOR": Vinnie over Turtle (18th), Inch over Philll (20th), Spitz over Intruder (16th), Blue over Grumpy (14th)
  • TC "Ladies B": Juice over IronMaiden (37th)
  • TC "D": BreadMan over Billiards (15th)
  • DOGGIES were a whopping 30 bones each today with McGoop (#3, 15ft), Wally (#8, 16ft), Danger (#15, 15ft) and Spitz (#16, 12ft) taking one puppy each
  • SKINS were only earned with birds today and netted McGoop three, Swanny two and one each to PointZero & Danger at 15 bones a piece
  • NOTABLE: Thank you to our resident Slammer Statistician Grumpy for providing the stats used in the first star write up
  • Thank you to our PhotoMaster PointZero, Skins master McGoop and Doggie master Blue

Quotables

  • Don't trip over your bottom lip
  • (F6Noob to Chubs) You're old enough to be my dad
Event: eQuinelle
Tue May 28, 2013
Summary
Earlier in the week we were notified by eQuinelle that spring aeration would be taking place during the two days that preceeded this Tuesday event but that did not deter twenty four Slammers from filling up this popular venue event and fulfilling a total of nine TC first round matches!! It seems as though it doesn't matter what day of the week we play eQuinelle as it will bring Slammers flocking any day, any time, any condition. It is consistently ranked the top public course in the Ottawa area by Flagstick magazine and obviously on the Slammer Tour as well. So thank you Huxham Golf for designing such a spectacular trek and to the staff of eQuinelle for always making our visits top notch.

Stars
McGoop
A single square around the number 5 on his scorecard on hole number ten was the only blemmish that accompanied six birds and 11 pars. That little square cost him the record as he succeeds in tying but not breaking the existing record first set by Malone in 2007 and matched by Chef at this same course August 11th, 2012. Our skins master today made sure he gave himself a good chance to net some skins as he birdied one third of the holes today which rounded out to a 50/50 chance as three of those held for the skin. McGoop was pure evil as he polished off all of his matches by the twelth hole including his TC Open match with Stevie Ray to give him clearance into the second round. Oh, and a tidy little doggie on the first par three of the day topped off this spectacular round. Congrats!
Swanny
Swanny was stealth like as he played steady and shot in for the kill recording four birdies that can be so damaging in match play to ones opponents. IronMaiden, Juice and Danger gave up the 6 points and Swanny took home two skins in the process of defending his top 5 Slammer rank. Awesome!
F6Noob (r)
What is a Noob anyways? Well, apparentely, Noob does refer to a newbie and is often spelled n00b. So we got that part...and this OC is going to guess that because of his exceptional play that swept him through his matches today like a tornado...the F6 must refer to the force in which he plows through his opponents. An F6 rated rookie! F6Noob went 3-0 as he defends against Wally and his pops Chubs and takes the TC A match win over PointZero. Three birdies were circled on his card today and six points will also be added to his stats. Nice!
Onsite Coordinator
  • IronMaiden
Stats
  • Attendance: 24
  • Scoring Average: 89
  • Birdie Average: 0.75
  • Course Rating: 6.5
  • Best aspects of course: Layout
Kids
  • The Kids earned $14
Event Fees
  • ST Member: $54
  • EG Member: $45
  • EG Unl. Member: $39

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
Danger [A32] Juice [A24] 14 Stevie Ray [C7] McGoop [O5] 11
F6Noob (r) [A26] pointZero [A12] 16 Turtle [B37] McGoop [O5] 11
Spitz (r) [C183] Intruder [A30] 16 Vinnie (r) [B34] McGoop [O5] 12
Chubs [A28] pointZero [A12] 18 Pommie [C39] Blue [A22] 12
Intruder [A30] Albatross [B11] 12
Spitz (r) [C183] The Kid [A29] 14
Intruder [A30] The Kid [A29] 14
Billiards [C41] Inch [B23] 14
NikeMom (r) [B195] Pommie [C39] 14
Grumpy [D4] Blue [A22] 14
Juice [A24] Swanny [A4] 14
Wally [B59] pointZero [A12] 15
IronMaiden [B3] Danger [A32] 15
Billiards [C41] BreadMan [D3] 15
Wally [B59] F6Noob (r) [A26] 15
Billiards [C41] Philll (r) [C9] 15
BreadMan [D3] Philll (r) [C9] 15
NikeMom (r) [B195] Grumpy [D4] 16
BreadMan [D3] Inch [B23] 16
Danger [A32] Swanny [A4] 16
IronMaiden [B3] Swanny [A4] 16
Wally [B59] Chubs [A28] 16
Albatross [B11] The Kid [A29] 17
Turtle [B37] Stevie Ray [C7] 18
Stevie Ray [C7] Vinnie (r) [B34] 18
Juice [A24] IronMaiden [B3] 18
Pommie [C39] Grumpy [D4] 18
Philll (r) [C9] Inch [B23] 18
Spitz (r) [C183] Albatross [B11] 18
Chubs [A28] F6Noob (r) [A26] 18
Turtle [B37] Vinnie (r) [B34] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
McGoop 67 6 0 1 30 3 45 3-0-0 6
Swanny 81 4 0 0 0 2 30 3-0-0 6
F6Noob (r) 77 3 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
The Kid 80 1 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Inch 92 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-1 5
Philll (r) 92 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-1 5
Danger 87 1 0 1 30 1 15 2-1-0 4
Chubs 82 1 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Albatross 86 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Blue 86 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-0 4
Vinnie (r) 89 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Grumpy 95 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Spitz (r) 85 0 0 1 30 0 0 1-2-0 2
pointZero 82 1 0 0 0 1 15 1-2-0 2
Pommie 97 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
BreadMan 103 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
IronMaiden 94 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-1 1
Juice 94 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-1 1
Stevie Ray 95 1 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-1 1
Turtle 96 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-1 1
Wally 87 0 0 1 30 0 0 0-3-0 0
Intruder 93 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
NikeMom (r) 101 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-0 0
Billiards 106 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 4 4 3 5 4 5 4 3 4 36 4 5 4 3 4 4 3 4 5 36 72
McGoop 4 4 3 4 4 4 4 3 4 34 5 4 4 3 3 4 3 3 4 33 67 3
Swanny 6 5 3 4 5 5 6 3 3 40 5 5 6 4 4 3 3 7 4 41 81 2
pointZero 5 4 4 5 3 5 5 5 5 41 4 6 4 5 4 4 4 5 5 41 82 1
Danger 5 4 4 5 6 5 7 3 6 45 5 7 3 3 4 4 4 6 6 42 87 1
F6Noob (r) 5 4 3 4 4 4 5 3 5 37 6 6 4 4 4 4 3 5 4 40 77 0
The Kid 4 5 3 6 4 4 4 3 5 38 6 8 4 3 4 4 3 5 5 42 80 0
Chubs 4 5 3 5 4 4 4 6 4 39 5 7 6 5 4 4 3 4 5 43 82 0
Spitz (r) 5 6 3 6 5 5 4 5 5 44 4 5 4 4 5 5 3 5 6 41 85 0
Blue 5 5 3 6 4 5 6 5 6 45 4 5 5 3 4 5 4 6 5 41 86 0
Albatross 4 4 7 5 4 6 4 3 6 43 4 6 4 4 4 6 5 5 5 43 86 0
Wally 6 4 3 7 4 5 4 3 6 42 5 5 6 5 5 5 3 6 5 45 87 0
Vinnie (r) 4 5 4 6 5 6 4 3 6 43 5 5 6 5 4 5 5 5 6 46 89 0
Philll (r) 6 6 4 7 6 5 7 4 5 50 4 6 4 4 5 4 3 6 6 42 92 0
Inch 6 4 4 6 6 5 8 5 6 50 6 5 5 3 5 4 4 5 5 42 92 0
Intruder 5 5 3 6 7 7 5 5 5 48 6 7 4 4 4 5 3 5 7 45 93 0
Juice 6 5 3 7 7 6 4 3 5 46 6 7 4 4 5 6 3 6 7 48 94 0
Grumpy 7 5 4 6 5 6 4 4 7 48 6 8 4 3 5 6 4 5 6 47 95 0
Stevie Ray 6 6 3 5 6 4 5 4 6 45 5 8 5 4 8 5 3 5 7 50 95 0
Turtle 7 5 4 5 5 5 4 7 6 48 5 6 5 3 5 5 4 8 7 48 96 0
BreadMan 5 7 4 6 5 7 5 6 8 53 5 7 6 5 4 5 4 7 7 50 103 0
Billiards 6 6 4 6 5 8 6 6 8 55 5 7 7 4 6 6 3 7 6 51 106 0
TOTAL 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 1 1 0 1 1 0 1 0 7
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
1U 2U 3U 4U 5U 6U 6U 7U 8U 8U 9U - - - - - - -
4 4 3 4 4 4 4 3 4 5 4 - - - - - - -
7 5 4 5 5 5 4 7 6 5 6 - - - - - - -
- - - - - - -
RESULT: McGoop wins 9 and 7 Start match at hole:
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