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Notables

  • TC match – T-bird took down LongIron 2and1 to advance to the third round of the B division (next opponent? Pukey J if there are no other upsets in the remaining 12 matches of the second round).
  • Hole in one club. Shorts and Diesel have been the latest two to join, making the pot over $920,
  • TP - Three packs of toilet paper were handed out today. Two can be read about in the second star paragraph. And the third right below.
  • Honourable Mention – Something that many people are unaware of. McGoop is the best golfer in the city. A great day on the course for any of us would just be considered a regular day at the office for the McGoop. Yes today, he went 3-0 (112th {122 events} time in his career, that he was undefeated) again. Yes he delivered the other pack of toilet paper (to IRONS) mentioned above. Yes he had three birds, two skins and a dog. He also had his 14th career eagle. For this OC to pick him as a star – I am looking for extra special stuff.
  • EAGLE ALERT – yes you noticed that McGoop had one today on hole 13. But earlier T-Bird had one on hole three. During the Dynamic Physio and Chiro report Iron (thank you) Maiden mentioned how this is the first time ever that she witnessed two twos on par fours in the same event (she has been in 604 events – thus seeing enough to say so).
  • The OC usually thanks their two volunteers, and yes IM was thanked. Now for the Culligan Water doggie master? He did say a very good commercial – but the rest? Jury is still out. Let it be known - he did provide that third quotable, though.
  • Questionable rule? So we all know that we don’t have provisionals on the Slammer Tour. The only exception is if you call it a hazard provisional. I wonder if you choose to – can you tee it up? Yes sure you can choose to hit three from the tee, but can you call it a provisional?
  • About the UPSETS – today we had 14 of them. Half were by the three stars, three were by the owner, one by the other guy shooting eagles, and the other three? My three brothers from Eastern Europe – know them?
  • PoP – Pace today was very good for the first two groups. Then we put out a threesome that never played here before (added the owner – but he didn’t want to be pushy), I think the Commissioner might be sending them a letter about hitting wrong balls, coming back to re-hit, and NOT keeping up to the group ahead of them.
  • MILESTONE – Irons became the 83rd Slammer to get his 50th career bird.

Quotables

  • first quote is mcgoops's "your reports are too long"
  • “Tooth Fairy and I are no slouches.”
  • “I have to collect money? I just like to do the announcements.” “How am I going to practise?”
  • springlakes to the starter “what is the quickest way back?” starter replies “the same way that you got here.”
  • “I don’t want to make them play well for nothing.”
  • “He thought that you were yelling at him.” “Grumpy is always yelling at me.”
  • “I think that we are done!” “Did I win?”
  • “Bill, you were right. This course is awesome.”
  • “See if YOU can do better than that!” “Oh OK, I guess that you can!”
  • “Is my ball okay here?” “Your ball can stay there but YOU can’t!”
  • “Did Diesel go into skins?” “Yes!” “DAMN!”
  • “Did you see the way that Iron Maiden started this round? One in the water – six on a par three” “Yes but then she found her four leaf clover after the second hole.” Editor note – she was plus four after two – only eight over on the remaining 16.
  • “I should have taken notice for the afternoon round.”
  • “Wow what a great day!”
  • “McGoop gets his first skin of the day.” “YEAH! McDonald’s!” “Wait – you will be able to upsize.”
  • “I love you springlakes” “I saw enough of your love written on your golf balls.”
  • “Diesel, did you get a seven on hole two? Have you never played here before?”
  • finally from the OC that heard “what a fantastic course!” This is my tenth time playing here – feel free to go read any report and see how often we hear this. TRY IT – you will LOVE it.
 Event: Whitetail
Sat Jun 6, 2015
Summary
Kookie ..... cookies ..... kooky ..... cookie. Kookie drove me to the course, but she didn’t have any cookies with her. Those that know me, know that I am not very techie. In fact, they know that my Beta VCR is flashing 12:00. All that to say that in computer parlance there are things called cookies (apparently). Where am I going? Well things got a little kooky at the event, and I wonder if it had to do with cookies. I am willing to bet that the books weren’t cooked. Let’s just say that you had to be there!

Stars
chill
No dogs. No birds, nor skins. Yes she went 3-0, and this OC warns you all that regardless of how she is playing on any given day – never count her out until she is done. First to learn that today was X-Man losing 3and2. When she upset Juice she became #1 Slammette again - in a season with so many candidates – this means a lot! That upset win over Juice happened on the 18th. She and the other lower case Slammer were all square after 16 – she beat springlakes on the next two holes, to go 3-0, This was the rubber match between her and springlakes.
C-Mac
C-Mac, this rookie came to play only the fourth event of his career. His first was on his 16th birthday. Read the report for Gatineau on June 27th, 2012 to see who the third star was that day. YES he did go 3-0, and they were two Ds and a C. He took the two Ds down and cost the Tour a couple of packs of toilet paper. It could well have been three packs if not for Bobo’s birdie on two. He very rarely missed a shot and yes that missed birdie putt on five did cost him a skin. To quote Mulder “It was a pleasure to watch you.” Come back soon, so that we can say that Fowler is your Sun Scramble partner – instead of saying that you are his.
DaGoaler (r)
A star that didn’t go 3-0? His only loss was, in this writer’s opinion to the best golfer (see the HM on the left) in the city. Along the way the Goalie did get one birdie. Pretty impressive when he was only plus five on the day. His birdie was on hole 13. It was good enough to beat Irons’ par and Shorts’ bogey, and take them both down 6and5. His match with McGoop may have been a draw if the latter had 3s to replace his 2s. Name five other Slammer goalies and win a free game of golf from the OC. First three to email me = WINS!
Onsite Coordinator
  • Grumpy
Stats
  • Attendance: 20
  • Scoring Average: 90
  • Birdie Average: 0.95
  • Course Rating: 9
  • Best aspects of course: was not the poison ivy. The fantastic VISTAS will be even better as they are improving.
Kids
  • The Kids earned $19
Event Fees
  • ST Member: $39
  • EG Member: $32
  • EG Unl. Member: $27

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
DaGoaler (r) [A45] Irons [A8] 13 Grumpy [D3] C-Mac [O32] 10
Diesel (r) [B175] LongIron [B65] 14 Irons [A8] McGoop [O1] 10
Diesel (r) [B175] Dr. Pepper [B6] 14 Mulder [C5] C-Mac [O32] 10
chill [B11] Juice [A9] 18 Big Guy [D1] IronMaiden [B5] 11
X-Man [B33] Juice [A9] 18 Bobo [B36] C-Mac [O32] 12
Diesel (r) [B175] T-bird [A26] 18 Shorts [B21] McGoop [O1] 13
chill [B11] springlakes [A13] 18 Shorts [B21] DaGoaler (r) [A45] 13
Grumpy [D3] Bobo [B36] 13
Big Guy [D1] Tesla [B41] 14
Big Guy [D1] Intruder [A17] 14
Mulder [C5] Bobo [B36] 14
Tesla [B41] IronMaiden [B5] 15
Intruder [A17] IronMaiden [B5] 16
DaGoaler (r) [A45] McGoop [O1] 16
X-Man [B33] chill [B11] 16
Grumpy [D3] Mulder [C5] 16
LongIron [B65] T-bird [A26] 17
Tesla [B41] Intruder [A17] 17
Dr. Pepper [B6] T-bird [A26] 17
springlakes [A13] Juice [A9] 18
X-Man [B33] springlakes [A13] 18
Shorts [B21] Irons [A8] 18
LongIron [B65] Dr. Pepper [B6] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
McGoop 73 3 1 0 0 2 28 3-0-0 6
Diesel (r) 77 4 0 0 0 1 14 3-0-0 6
C-Mac 75 2 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
IronMaiden 84 1 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
chill 86 1 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
T-bird 82 1 1 0 0 1 14 2-1-0 4
Bobo 95 1 0 0 0 1 14 2-1-0 4
DaGoaler (r) 78 1 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Intruder 94 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
X-Man 91 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-1 3
Mulder 107 1 0 0 0 1 14 1-2-0 2
Dr. Pepper 85 1 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Irons 88 1 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Juice 90 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Tesla 100 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
springlakes 91 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-1 1
Shorts 90 1 0 0 0 1 14 0-3-0 0
LongIron 86 1 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Grumpy 111 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Big Guy 114 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 3 5 4 4 4 4 5 3 4 36 4 3 4 4 4 4 5 3 5 36 72
McGoop 4 5 4 4 4 3 4 2 5 35 4 3 5 2 5 6 5 3 5 38 73 2
Diesel (r) 5 7 5 4 5 4 4 3 4 41 4 3 4 3 3 6 5 4 4 36 77 1
T-bird 3 7 2 4 4 8 8 3 5 44 4 2 5 4 5 4 6 3 5 38 82 1
Shorts 6 7 5 5 4 5 6 4 5 47 3 3 4 5 4 7 6 4 7 43 90 1
Bobo 4 4 6 7 5 4 8 4 5 47 5 3 6 4 5 6 7 4 8 48 95 1
Mulder 5 7 7 5 8 4 8 3 6 53 7 4 3 6 6 8 8 5 7 54 107 1
C-Mac 3 6 4 4 4 3 5 3 4 36 4 4 4 5 4 5 6 3 4 39 75 0
DaGoaler (r) 4 6 4 4 4 4 7 3 4 40 4 3 4 3 5 5 6 3 5 38 78 0
IronMaiden 6 6 4 4 5 3 5 4 6 43 5 3 4 5 6 4 5 3 6 41 84 0
Dr. Pepper 3 5 5 5 6 5 5 3 5 42 4 4 4 4 8 6 6 3 4 43 85 0
LongIron 4 6 5 4 6 5 5 3 4 42 5 4 5 3 5 5 8 3 6 44 86 0
chill 3 6 6 4 4 7 6 3 5 44 6 2 5 5 7 4 5 3 5 42 86 0
Irons 5 6 5 6 5 3 6 4 7 47 5 3 4 4 5 5 5 4 6 41 88 0
Juice 4 5 5 5 5 5 6 3 6 44 5 3 4 4 7 6 7 3 7 46 90 0
springlakes 3 8 5 5 4 6 6 4 4 45 6 3 5 4 6 5 5 4 8 46 91 0
X-Man 4 6 7 5 4 4 6 5 8 49 4 4 4 4 5 6 6 3 6 42 91 0
Intruder 4 6 6 7 5 6 8 4 5 51 4 4 6 4 4 5 7 4 5 43 94 0
Tesla 3 8 7 4 8 7 7 4 6 54 5 3 4 4 7 6 6 4 7 46 100 0
Grumpy 5 8 8 6 6 5 8 5 6 57 5 3 4 5 8 8 8 6 7 54 111 0
Big Guy 5 6 8 6 7 6 6 5 7 56 7 5 5 5 8 7 8 5 8 58 114 0
TOTAL 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 0 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 7
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
4 5 4 4 4 3 4 2 5 4 3 5 2 5 6 5 3 5
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