The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

QUICKSNAP Doggie Report: Three Dogs today, each worth 45 bones. (BigGuy on hole 5 with a 3 footer, McGoop on the 9th hole from 15 feet, and TMC on hole 14 from 3 feet.)
BROKER4TICKETS Skins Report: 3 Skins were netted today. (springlakes on hole 8, SteelCrazy on hole and McGoop on hole 12.) Each was worth 41 bones.
NIKEMOM wins her C Class TC over Rudibiff. Congratulations!!
NIKEMOM wins her D class TC over Jewel. Congratulations!!
XMAN wins his C Class TC over Pepilepu. Congratulations!!
BigGuy snags his 25th career Doggie.
McGoop nets his 100th Career Doggie.
TMC gets his 20th career birdie.
Bearcat gets his 300th career win.
Thanks to Iron Maiden for doing the Skins Report and to Stevie Ray for doing the Doggie Report. You guys made my job as an OC easy today. It is much appreciated.

Quotables

"Let's catch up a group....I'm not a cheese and Cracker, but a fire Cracker."
"I'm learning...You woke up after 6. Damn. I'm learning again."
"I feel like a Russian Olympian."
"I just shook two hands and only 7 fingers total between them."
"Did you just cop a feel?"...."Don't tell McGoop!"
"Hey, didn't you bail today?"
"Let's go find some shade."
"I already made myself at home in the cart."
"I can't believe they're making me climb these stairs this late in the round on a day like today."
"Heeeeeeeereeee's Johnny!!!"
"Road Rash!!!"
"I have no wrist cock."....."I bet you did as a teenager."

Sat Jul 23, 2016

Summary
What an awesomely hot, dry day at Cedarhill today. Some thrive under these conditions and others do not. Which are you?? We saw about 10 seconds of rain and heard some rolling thunder before a single flash of lightning in the distance. But the sun came back and many Slammers found themselves hunting for the shady spots to stay cool as we wound our way through Cedarhill. The course was in good shape considering the dry conditions Ottawa has seen the past few weeks and the greens were rolling very well. I want to give special Kudo's to Barbara working behind the bar at the 19th hole for remembering how to make a "Mulder". Just ask her for one if you are up for a mintless diet mojito!! ......... Mulder out.

Stars
	McGoop
	Four of the Tour's premiere golfers teed off in a battle of titans. Tour ranks 1, 2, 4 and 20 all in the same group. And in the end, McGoop defended his number one rank going 3-0, shooting a 75, netting three birdies, one dog and one skin. The dog was his 100th of his Slammer career. Simply a great round. Well played.
	Moz
	Our second star had a great day with two birdies, a dog and he is the new number 14 after going 3-0 against some very competitive golfers. Great Job TMC!!
	NikeMom
	This Slammette was the epitomy of a match play golfer today. She was in her C class and D class TC matches today and she showed up swinging. Going 3-0 and taking both TC matches earns Nikemom the nod to be our third star today. Good job and good luck in the next round.

Onsite Coordinator

Mulder

Stats

Attendance: 28
Scoring Average: 93
Birdie Average: 0.54
Course Rating: 8.5
Best aspects of course: The greens.

Kids

The Kids earned $22

Event Fees

ST Member: $48
EG Member: $42
EG Unl. Member: $35

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
Steel Crazy [B20]	Juice [A21]	17	Gator [B52]	Kricket [B40]	11
Stevie Ray [C6]	Pepilepu [B3]	17	Pepilepu [B3]	Moz [A35]	12
X-Man [B31]	Pepilepu [B3]	17	Jewel [D4]	NikeMom [B103]	12
Big Tee [B57]	IronMaiden [B2]	18	Irons [A10]	McGoop [O1]	12
Monkee [C68]	Sutty [C16]	18	Chilly [A1]	McGoop [O1]	13
Big Tee [B57]	springlakes [A6]	18	Princess [D25]	NikeMom [B103]	13
			Stevie Ray [C6]	Moz [A35]	14
			Gator [B52]	BearCat [B11]	14
			Jewel [D4]	Rudibiff (r) [C87]	14
			Gator [B52]	Big Guy [D1]	14
			Princess [D25]	Rudibiff (r) [C87]	14
			X-Man [B31]	Moz [A35]	14
			Mulder [C4]	FingZ [B1]	14
			Monkee [C68]	KidsClub [C8]	15
			IronMaiden [B2]	T-bird [A16]	15
			Big Guy [D1]	Kricket [B40]	15
			Monkee [C68]	Cracker [B56]	15
			Mulder [C4]	Steel Crazy [B20]	15
			Steel Crazy [B20]	FingZ [B1]	16
			Chilly [A1]	Chef [O2]	17
			Sutty [C16]	KidsClub [C8]	17
			KidsClub [C8]	Cracker [B56]	17
			Irons [A10]	Chef [O2]	17
			Sutty [C16]	Cracker [B56]	17
			Chef [O2]	McGoop [O1]	17
			Big Guy [D1]	BearCat [B11]	17
			Big Tee [B57]	T-bird [A16]	17
			Rudibiff (r) [C87]	NikeMom [B103]	17
			Juice [A21]	FingZ [B1]	17
			X-Man [B31]	Stevie Ray [C6]	18
			Irons [A10]	Chilly [A1]	18
			IronMaiden [B2]	springlakes [A6]	18
			Kricket [B40]	BearCat [B11]	18
			Princess [D25]	Jewel [D4]	18
			T-bird [A16]	springlakes [A6]	18
			Mulder [C4]	Juice [A21]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
McGoop	75	3	0	1	45	1	41	3-0-0	6
Moz	80	2	0	1	45	0	0	3-0-0	6
FingZ	88	2	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Cracker	89	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
BearCat	94	1	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
NikeMom	99	1	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
T-bird	84	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-1	5
Steel Crazy	91	1	0	0	0	1	41	2-1-0	4
Chef	80	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Big Tee	86	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
KidsClub	91	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Stevie Ray	94	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Kricket	94	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Rudibiff (r)	98	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
springlakes	85	2	0	0	0	1	41	1-1-1	3
Big Guy	102	1	0	1	45	0	0	1-2-0	2
Monkee	94	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Juice	94	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
X-Man	96	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Jewel	107	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Irons	83	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-1	1
Chilly	85	1	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-1	1
IronMaiden	88	1	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Sutty	93	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Mulder	99	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Pepilepu	100	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Princess	109	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Gator	112	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	4	4	5	4	3	4	4	4	3	35	4	4	4	4	3	3	4	5	4	35	70
McGoop	5	4	6	5	4	5	3	4	3	39	5	3	3	4	3	4	4	5	5	36	75	1
springlakes	5	4	7	4	3	4	5	3	5	40	7	4	7	6	3	4	3	6	5	45	85	1
Steel Crazy	6	8	7	4	4	5	6	5	5	50	3	5	4	5	3	4	5	5	7	41	91	1
Chef	4	5	5	5	3	5	6	5	5	43	4	4	4	5	3	3	4	5	5	37	80	0
Moz	5	4	6	4	3	5	5	5	5	42	5	4	5	4	2	4	3	5	6	38	80	0
Irons	5	6	7	6	3	5	4	4	4	44	6	4	4	4	3	3	5	6	4	39	83	0
T-bird	6	5	5	6	4	5	4	6	3	44	4	4	6	4	3	4	5	5	5	40	84	0
Chilly	6	5	6	5	2	5	6	4	5	44	6	4	4	4	3	3	5	6	6	41	85	0
Big Tee	6	5	5	8	3	6	4	6	4	47	6	4	4	4	4	4	4	5	4	39	86	0
FingZ	5	5	6	5	4	5	3	4	4	41	5	4	7	7	2	5	4	6	7	47	88	0
IronMaiden	4	5	8	6	4	6	4	7	4	48	5	3	4	6	4	4	4	5	5	40	88	0
Cracker	5	5	7	5	3	6	5	6	4	46	5	5	4	5	4	4	6	5	5	43	89	0
KidsClub	5	6	7	6	4	4	6	5	4	47	5	4	4	5	4	4	7	6	5	44	91	0
Sutty	7	6	8	6	3	4	6	5	3	48	5	5	4	4	5	5	4	7	6	45	93	0
Monkee	5	5	8	5	5	5	5	7	4	49	4	5	5	6	4	5	6	5	5	45	94	0
Kricket	6	7	7	6	4	4	5	7	6	52	5	4	4	5	3	5	6	5	5	42	94	0
Juice	7	7	5	6	4	5	4	6	6	50	4	4	6	6	5	3	4	6	6	44	94	0
BearCat	6	5	7	7	4	6	8	8	4	55	5	5	4	4	2	5	5	5	4	39	94	0
Stevie Ray	6	6	8	5	4	5	6	5	4	49	6	4	4	4	3	6	6	7	5	45	94	0
X-Man	4	6	6	4	6	7	5	5	4	47	5	5	7	5	4	4	6	7	6	49	96	0
Mulder	6	6	7	6	4	4	5	6	5	49	5	6	5	6	4	4	6	7	7	50	99	0
Pepilepu	6	4	7	6	6	6	4	6	4	49	6	5	8	4	4	5	4	8	7	51	100	0
Big Guy	6	8	8	8	2	5	6	7	6	56	4	4	4	5	4	6	7	7	5	46	102	0
Princess	5	5	7	8	4	8	7	6	7	57	6	5	6	8	4	4	5	8	6	52	109	0
Gator	6	8	8	8	4	5	7	7	7	60	7	6	4	5	4	4	8	8	6	52	112	0
TOTAL	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0		1	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0			3
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18
	AS	1U	2U	3U	2U	2U	3U	3U	4U	5U	6U	7U	-	-	-	-	-	-
	5	4	6	5	4	5	3	4	3	5	3	3	-	-	-	-	-	-
	5	6	7	6	3	5	4	4	4	6	4	4	-	-	-	-	-	-
	AS												-	-	-	-	-	-
RESULT: McGoop wins 7 and 6 Start match at hole:

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