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Notables

  • TC MATCH UPDATE: Pommie defeats Bookie in their second round C Class Match on hole 14. Pommie moves on to face the winner of Fontana and Newsy. Good luck.
  • TC MATCH UPDATE: TMC defeats Pipeline on the 19th hole of their B class TC match. He will go on to face the winner of Shteeme and FingZ. Good luck.
  • QUICKSNAP DOGGIE REPORT: Dogs today were worth 28 bones and the winners were Chill on hole 3 at 15 feet, Juice on hole 7 at 9 feet, TMC on hole 4 at 6 and a half feet, and Tardis on hole 16 at 6 feet. Thank you Juice for taking on the duties as our Doggie Master. It is very appreciated.
  • BROKER4TICKETS SKINS REPORT: Skins today were worth 22 bones each and go to Grumpy on hole 2, Gator on hole 6, AliG on hole 9, TMC on hole 14 and McGoop on hole 18. Thank you Grumpy for taking care of the Skins duties. It is very appreciated.
  • Kudos to several slammers who went undefeated today. Juice goes 3-0 with a sweet score of 79, AuldPhart goes 3-0, McGoop goes 3-0, ChipMeIn goes 3-0 and shoots a personal best 82. Nice round my friend!! Shades goes 3-0.
  • Pipeline is now in the hole in one club.
  • There was a "Mace" and "G-Mania" sighting at "the Creek" today.

Quotables

  • "If I ever do that on a golf course, don't let me golf anymore."
  • "We see the crack."
  • "Is it 'All hail the Cracker' or 'All nail the Cracker?'"
  • "I hit it the same pace as McGoop but I was 10 feet closer."
  • "I like to tinker with my clubs"
  • "Cracker is the new number 1 B. Well C, but he plays like a B."
  • "We can't use any of Chef's Quotables or we would have a lot."
  • "There are no flat greens here."....."No, they ARE flat, they are just slanted."
  • "Those bright orange doggie balls hurt my eyes."
  • "Nice drive....where was THAT at the Commish Cup?"
  • "You know you could have played that poorly three holes ago."
  • (After Pommies tee shot hits red tee blocks and bounces OB)...."Reverse Pommie!!"....."Bugger!!"
  • "I hit the green but rolled back."...."That sucks. You don't get the benefit of hitting the green but have to repair a ball mark."....."On the positive side, it saved me 50 cents for three putting."
  • "She knows I wasn't aiming for her. If I hit it where I aimed it, I wouldn't be in D Class."
Event: Mountain Creek
Sat Jul 22, 2017
Summary
What a glorious day. 24 Slammers awoke to a beautiful sunrise, birds chirping, a light breeze and blue skies filled with wispy clouds such as you would see foam on a cappucino ordered by Niles Crane. They trekked up the 417 to the "Creek" for what turned out to be just a fantastic round of golf. Jonathan and his team put in a great slammer special for us and with 5 rainless days, the fairways were rolling. The tee shots were carrying and many shot well below their medians. (two even shot personal bests...see stars/notables.) When you put the weather, the conditions and the scores together you get what I would call one of the best golf days yet in 2017. ........................................................... Mulder Out

Stars
Grumpy
had his approach game on fire today. He was putting for as many as 7 birdies, netted a skin and climbed from the 80th rank up to D1 while shooting 10 below his scoring median. Well played your royal dwarfiness.
Gator
left a couple of doggie balls up and although both were beaten, his dart throwing paid off. He is now the top dog in C class, he collected a skin en route to shooting a tidy 87. Whatever Gator"aid" he has been drinking, he should keep drinking. It's working.
Cracker
Salty doesn't describe his game today. But crispy does. He put on the ritz while he shot his personal best 80. He was 3-0 against some tough customers. It was not long ago this D class golfer was shooting over 100 with regularity and he is now looking to get himself bumped to B class with scores like this.
Onsite Coordinator
  • Mulder
Stats
  • Attendance: 24
  • Scoring Average: 87
  • Birdie Average: 0.42
  • Course Rating: 8
  • Best aspects of course: Fairways
Kids
  • The Kids earned $30
Event Fees
  • ST Member: $39
  • EG Member: $34
  • EG Unl. Member: $29
Total for The Kids

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
Chipmein [16] Tardis [10] 12 AngryBird [71] Cracker [13] 11
Auldphart (r) [79] Mulder [14] 13 Ali G [157] Pommie [109] 13
Pommie [109] Bookie [64] 14 Ali G [157] Shades [92] 13
Gator [20] Tardis [10] 14 KidsClub [25] Cracker [13] 13
Grumpy [84] Mulder [14] 15 Gatorette [198] Auldphart (r) [79] 13
Smallpak [72] chill [39] 16 Bookie [64] Shades [92] 14
Gatorette [198] Grumpy [84] 14
Buster T (r) [27] Chipmein [16] 14
AngryBird [71] Eeyore [141] 14
Eeyore [141] Cracker [13] 14
Ali G [157] Bookie [64] 15
KidsClub [25] Eeyore [141] 15
Kricket [118] Juice [40] 15
chill [39] McGoop [3] 15
Smallpak [72] McGoop [3] 15
Grumpy [84] Auldphart (r) [79] 15
chill [39] Chef [4] 16
Pommie [109] Shades [92] 16
Chef [4] McGoop [3] 16
Smallpak [72] Chef [4] 17
Moz [60] Juice [40] 17
Gator [20] Chipmein [16] 17
AngryBird [71] KidsClub [25] 18
Moz [60] Pipeline [12] 18
Kricket [118] Pipeline [12] 18
Pipeline [12] Juice [40] 18
Buster T (r) [27] Gator [20] 18
Gatorette [198] Mulder [14] 18
Kricket [118] Moz [60] 18
Buster T (r) [27] Tardis [10] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
Juice 79 0 0 1 28 0 0 3-0-0 6
McGoop 70 1 0 0 0 1 22 3-0-0 6
Shades 79 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Cracker 80 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Chipmein 82 1 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Auldphart (r) 86 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Gator 87 2 0 0 0 1 22 2-1-0 4
Grumpy 91 1 0 0 0 1 22 2-1-0 4
Chef 75 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Pommie 87 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Eeyore 88 1 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Moz 84 1 0 1 28 1 22 0-1-2 2
Smallpak 78 1 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Kricket 85 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-1-2 2
Pipeline 85 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-1-2 2
Bookie 91 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
KidsClub 96 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Mulder 98 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Tardis 95 1 0 1 28 0 0 0-2-1 1
Buster T (r) 92 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-1 1
chill 82 0 0 1 28 0 0 0-3-0 0
Ali G 96 1 0 0 0 1 22 0-3-0 0
AngryBird 101 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Gatorette 102 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 4 4 3 5 4 4 3 4 5 36 4 4 4 4 3 4 3 4 4 34 70
McGoop 4 4 4 5 4 4 3 4 5 37 4 4 4 4 3 4 3 4 3 33 70 1
Moz 5 5 4 5 5 5 4 4 6 43 4 6 4 5 2 5 3 5 7 41 84 1
Gator 7 6 3 7 6 3 3 5 7 47 3 4 4 5 3 6 4 5 6 40 87 1
Grumpy 6 3 5 6 6 5 4 6 7 48 4 6 4 5 4 6 3 7 4 43 91 1
Ali G 6 5 5 6 6 6 6 6 4 50 4 6 5 5 6 5 5 5 5 46 96 1
Chef 5 4 3 5 4 4 3 4 6 38 4 4 4 5 4 4 4 4 4 37 75 0
Shades 4 5 3 7 4 4 4 5 6 42 4 5 4 5 3 4 3 4 5 37 79 0
Juice 4 4 4 5 6 5 3 5 6 42 4 4 5 4 4 4 3 5 4 37 79 0
Cracker 6 5 3 5 5 5 3 5 6 43 4 5 4 4 3 5 3 4 5 37 80 0
Chipmein 4 5 4 5 5 5 3 6 7 44 3 6 5 4 3 4 4 4 5 38 82 0
chill 4 4 3 5 6 4 3 4 5 38 6 6 5 4 5 5 4 5 4 44 82 0
Pipeline 6 5 4 5 5 5 3 4 5 42 6 5 5 4 3 6 4 4 6 43 85 0
Auldphart (r) 6 4 4 5 5 5 4 5 6 44 5 4 6 4 4 6 3 5 5 42 86 0
Pommie 7 4 4 5 4 5 5 4 7 45 4 4 6 4 4 6 5 4 5 42 87 0
Eeyore 5 5 3 6 4 6 4 5 5 43 5 8 6 6 4 5 2 4 5 45 88 0
Bookie 4 8 5 6 5 5 5 4 6 48 4 5 6 5 5 5 4 5 4 43 91 0
Buster T (r) 5 5 5 7 6 4 4 4 8 48 5 4 8 4 3 5 4 5 6 44 92 0
Tardis 5 5 5 6 6 6 4 5 7 49 5 6 6 6 5 7 2 4 5 46 95 0
KidsClub 6 5 4 6 7 4 4 7 8 51 6 4 7 4 4 6 5 4 5 45 96 0
Mulder 6 5 5 5 6 6 6 7 6 52 5 5 5 7 3 7 4 5 5 46 98 0
AngryBird 5 6 6 6 6 7 3 6 7 52 6 6 8 5 4 5 5 4 6 49 101 0
Gatorette 8 6 4 7 7 5 3 5 8 53 5 7 7 5 5 7 3 4 6 49 102 0
TOTAL 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 1 5
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
AS AS AS AS 1U 1U 1U 2U 3U 4U 3U 4U 4U - - -
4 4 4 5 4 4 3 4 5 4 4 4 4 3 4 - - -
4 4 3 5 5 4 4 4 5 5 5 6 3 5 4 - - -
AS AS 1U 1U AS AS - - -
RESULT: McGoop wins 4 and 3 Start match at hole:
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