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Metcalfe LoGo

Notables

  • QUICKSNAP DOGGIE REPORT: (presented by GolfGeek, thank you for the volunteerism sir.) - Dogs were worth a healthy 25 bones and were won by Stumpy on hole 5, Pipeline on hole 7, Chipmein on hole 13 and auldphart on hole 17. Congrats!!
  • BROKER4TICKETS SKINS REPORT: (presented by Shorts, thanks kindly for taking on the skins report.) Skins were won by Stumpy on hole 3, Skeeter on holes 6, 10 and 15 and auldphart on hole 17. Each skin was worth a nice 17 bones. Well done!!
  • HOLE IN ONE CLUB: New members joining today before the round were Shorts, Klondike and Stumpy. Welcome and good luck.
  • Group 5 had all matches end on the 18th green.
  • T-Bird drove the green on 12. WOW!!

Quotables

  • "You're electrifying!!"...after he hit a power line.
  • "This game is fun."
  • "Did you know that Purell dries faster on your pants than pee?"
  • (yelled ahead).."Pick it up, you are a hole and a half behind!!"
  • "That's a Loooooong Introduction."
  • "A skin on 16. That's not a tip, that's a fact."
  • "Nice drive....terrible 6"
  • "She's got game!"
  • "OK, winter is over. The snowmans have to go."
Event: Metcalfe
Mon May 21, 2018
Summary
Setting. Metcalfe Ontario. 23 degrees Celsius. A light breeze out of the...who cares..it was nice and kept the bugs at bay. Their was nary a cloud in the sky. Blueness for miles and miles. The fairways were nicely trimmed down. The greens were impeccably true today. And it was the first long weekend holiday of the 2018 season. 20 slammers trekked in and enjoyed what had to be the most gorgeous day of the year so far. Thanks Metcalfe for hosting us on this birthday of royalty just a few days after a royal wedding. We were all treated to a fantastic day. .............................................................. Mulder Out

Stars
Stumpy
sneaks in as our first star. He had a heck of a day with a 3-0 record, snagged a skin and a birdie. Well played Stumpy!!
Chevy
outraced the two Ford's in the field and earns second star honours. He was undefeated going 2-0-1 and snagged a birdie along the way. Nice Job!
Smallpak
packed a wallup today taking down her three fellow B Division opponents and shot the best score of the whole field. Kudos for sure!!
Onsite Coordinator
  • Mulder
Stats
  • Attendance: 20
  • Scoring Average: 97
  • Birdie Average: 0.15
  • Course Rating: 8
  • Best aspects of course: Greens for sure.
Kids
  • The Kids earned $17
Event Fees
  • ST Member: $47
  • EG Member: $40
  • EG Unl. Member: $33

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
Smallpak [B49] T-bird [A23] 13 Klondike (r) [B354] Stumpy [A42] 11
Shorts [B36] Eeyore [B12] 16 Klondike (r) [B354] Birdstheword [C50] 13
Smallpak [B49] Pepilepu [A21] 16 T-bird [A23] Pepilepu [A21] 14
Skeeter [A22] Pepilepu [A21] 16 Cobra (r) [Unr] Stumpy [A42] 14
Cobra (r) [Unr] Klondike (r) [B354] 17 T-bird [A23] Skeeter [A22] 15
Chipmein [B53] Eeyore [B12] 18 Chipmein [B53] Chevy [B8] 15
Smallpak [B49] Skeeter [A22] 18 Pipeline [B39] RubberHead [A80] 16
Cobra (r) [Unr] Birdstheword [C50] 16
Eeyore [B12] Chevy [B8] 16
GolfGeek [C44] Bookie [C6] 17
Chipmein [B53] Shorts [B36] 17
Birdstheword [C50] Stumpy [A42] 17
GolfGeek [C44] Auldphart [C28] 17
Auldphart [C28] Bookie [C6] 18
HELFM [B130] Bookie [C6] 18
MarkEpon (r) [B35] Mulder [C8] 18
HELFM [B130] GolfGeek [C44] 18
Auldphart [C28] HELFM [B130] 18
Shorts [B36] Chevy [B8] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
Stumpy 90 1 0 1 25 1 17 3-0-0 6
Smallpak 85 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Bookie 96 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Chevy 92 1 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-1 5
Shorts 94 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-1 5
Skeeter 86 1 0 0 0 3 51 2-1-0 4
Birdstheword 93 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
HELFM 99 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-1 3
Auldphart 97 0 0 1 25 1 17 1-2-0 2
Chipmein 100 0 0 1 25 0 0 1-2-0 2
RubberHead 88 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-0-0 2
Pepilepu 92 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Cobra (r) 102 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
GolfGeek 102 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-1 1
MarkEpon (r) 104 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-0-1 1
Mulder 104 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-0-1 1
Pipeline 91 0 0 1 25 0 0 0-1-0 0
Eeyore 100 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
T-bird 106 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Klondike (r) 111 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 4 4 4 4 3 5 3 4 4 35 5 4 4 3 4 5 4 3 5 37 72
Skeeter 5 5 5 5 4 5 4 5 4 42 5 7 5 4 5 4 4 4 6 44 86 3
Stumpy 5 7 3 5 3 6 5 5 5 44 7 5 5 4 5 5 5 4 6 46 90 1
Auldphart 5 5 5 6 4 6 4 5 5 45 6 7 7 4 5 7 6 3 7 52 97 1
RubberHead 4 5 5 6 4 6 3 5 4 42 6 6 4 4 4 7 4 4 7 46 88 0
Pipeline 5 5 6 5 3 6 3 5 4 42 7 5 5 5 5 6 5 4 7 49 91 0
Pepilepu 6 5 5 5 3 6 6 4 6 46 6 5 4 5 4 7 6 4 5 46 92 0
Birdstheword 6 5 5 5 3 8 4 7 5 48 6 6 5 4 4 6 5 4 5 45 93 0
Shorts 7 5 4 7 3 7 4 6 5 48 8 6 4 4 4 6 4 4 6 46 94 0
Bookie 5 5 5 5 4 6 3 7 5 45 8 6 6 5 5 7 5 4 5 51 96 0
HELFM 8 8 6 4 3 7 3 5 5 49 8 5 5 3 5 8 5 5 6 50 99 0
Eeyore 7 7 6 4 4 7 3 6 5 49 8 6 5 4 6 6 6 4 6 51 100 0
Chipmein 7 7 5 6 4 7 4 7 5 52 7 5 4 3 6 6 7 4 6 48 100 0
GolfGeek 4 8 5 6 3 7 5 4 5 47 6 8 5 6 5 7 7 4 7 55 102 0
Cobra (r) 5 5 5 5 3 8 3 6 7 47 8 4 8 5 6 7 7 4 6 55 102 0
Mulder 6 8 6 6 4 7 4 5 7 53 8 4 6 5 5 6 6 4 7 51 104 0
T-bird 8 7 5 5 3 7 4 5 4 48 7 8 4 6 5 8 6 6 8 58 106 0
Klondike (r) 8 5 5 5 4 8 6 6 6 53 8 7 7 6 5 5 8 5 7 58 111 0
TOTAL 0 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 0 5
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
1U 2U 2U 1U 1U 2U 3U 4U 3U 4U 5U 5U 6U - - - - -
5 5 5 6 3 6 3 4 5 6 5 4 3 - - - - -
8 7 5 5 3 7 4 5 4 7 8 4 6 - - - - -
- - - - -
RESULT: Smallpak wins 6 and 5 Start match at hole:
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