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Notables

  • DOGGIE REPORT (presented by Pommie, thank you for your volunteerism, it is appreciated.) There were four dogs today. Sutty on hole 5, Stymie on holes 7 and 13 and Pommie on hole 18. Each dog was worth a tidy 23 bones.
  • SKINS REPORT (presented by Chip me in, thank you for your volunteerism, it is appreciated.). There were 6 skins today. Intruder on holes 1 and 3, Sutty on hole 8, Roesy on hole 9, The game on hole 12 and Boomer on hole 16. Each skin was worth a nice even 15 bones.
  • MPC MATCH RESULTS: There were three MPC matches today. Stymie advances over Iron Giant in the B division, Roesy advances over The Game in the A division and Zoey advances over Bubba in the D Division. Good luck in your next rounds and congratulations.
  • All 4 D class golfers in group 3 hit the fairway on the first hole. Some of these guys are good!!
  • Grumpy put a dog ball on the green on hole 5 and proceeded to hit the wrong ball for an out of hole 7. (OUCH)

Quotables

  • "Only 150 yards from my eagle."
  • "They really let the grass grow on this fairway."..."Maybe they should call it a foul way."
  • "Are you going to take that abuse?"...."It's not abuse. It was an observation."
  • "I thought I saw your ball but maybe it was a butterfly."...."Keep those in your stomach this round."
  • (From the ladies group behind us in the club championship after watching Sutty hit a great shot) "Can you switch shirts with me, shave that moustache and play my shots the rest of this round?"
  • "What's the difference between a good 5 and a bad 5?"..."A good 5 is on a par 5, a bad 5 is on a par 3."
  • "The cart girl is great. She knew to tuck herself away in the trees for my shot."...."If she was REALLY smart she would park in the middle of the fairway for mine!!"
  • POMMIE to SUTTY: "You are really working on the 'me's today"
  • "You got a 5? Did you cheat?"..."What would we do if he said yes?"
  • "I prefer these close matches to blow outs."..."Agreed, but there IS something to be said about a good old fashioned 10 hole."
  • "We really enjoyed our black tee privileges."
  • "The only birdie i had today was the chicken burger."
  • "Do you know how far Roesy hits his 4 Iron? As far as my driver."...."Oh yeah? Do you know how far Roesy hits his pitching wedge? As far as MY driver."
  • "He got a par skin."...."It was probably the only par he had today."
  • Player A: Hey player B, is this your club head cover? (he goes to pick it up). Player C: "No it's mine.". Player A doesn't pick it up and says "Ok".
  • "Lots" (Mulder comment....If there was "lots' why didn't you write any down??
Event: Dragonfly
Sun Aug 12, 2018
Summary
Dragonfly was awesome from the get go. They let their rough grow out for the Club Championship which teed off right after us. It made for some interesting ball searches and even more interesting shots. But it just made the course that much tougher and fun to play. The greens were in awesome shape. The staff was fantastic as always. Sean, TerriLynn, Shawna (Happy Birthday....again) and the rest of the staff all treat us Slammers like family whenever we head up the valley and this trip was no different. I would even thank the groundskeepers because the course is in absolutely fantastic shape. Maybe the best I have ever seen it.

Stars
Sutty
Was hitting it as clean as his shave today en route to a 3-0 record. He netted himself a dog, a skin and a bird and shot a nice 89 in tough conditions as the rough was deep today for the DragonFly Club Championships. Awesome play!!
Stymie
was laying a Spanky on the others in his Darla-ing foursome. He kept the ball out of the Alfalfa and Buckwheat to shoot an awesome 81. He took down all three of his opponents defending his B1 rank, he won his MPC match, he caught two doggies, caged a bird and was just all round fantastic.
Zoey (we remember)
was pushed to the limit in his D Division MPC winning it in an extra hole but he also went undefeated with a 2-0-1 record and he is now the number 1 D class slammer on tour. Magnifico!!
Onsite Coordinator
  • Mulder
Stats
  • Attendance: 19
  • Scoring Average: 93
  • Birdie Average: 0.68
  • Course Rating: 9.5
  • Best aspects of course: Greens
Kids
  • The Kids earned $33
Event Fees
  • ST Member: $38
  • EG Member: $32
  • EG Unl. Member: $27

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
GoHabsGo [C23] Boomer [C21] 14 Big Guy [D6] Grumpy [D1] 13
GoHabsGo [C23] Gussie (r) [C8] 14 Moz [A31] Stymie [B2] 13
Pommie [C10] Bookie [C3] 16 Boomer [C21] Grey Goose [B24] 13
Sutty [C13] Bookie [C3] 16 Big Guy [D6] Zoey (we remember) [C28] 13
Roesy [A51] Intruder [A33] 16 The Game [B15] Roesy [A51] 14
Sutty [C13] Pommie [C10] 17 Big Guy [D6] Bubba [C30] 14
Mulder [C19] Pommie [C10] 17 Chipmein [B4] Stymie [B2] 14
Mulder [C19] Bookie [C3] 18 Gussie (r) [C8] Grey Goose [B24] 14
Chipmein [B4] Iron Giant [A27] 18 The Game [B15] Intruder [A33] 15
Moz [A31] Iron Giant [A27] 18 Iron Giant [A27] Stymie [B2] 15
GoHabsGo [C23] Grey Goose [B24] 15
Mulder [C19] Sutty [C13] 17
Bubba [C30] Grumpy [D1] 17
Grumpy [D1] Zoey (we remember) [C28] 18
Moz [A31] Chipmein [B4] 18
Bubba [C30] Zoey (we remember) [C28] 18
Boomer [C21] Gussie (r) [C8] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
Stymie 81 1 0 2 46 0 0 3-0-0 6
Sutty 89 1 0 1 23 1 15 3-0-0 6
Grey Goose 89 1 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Zoey (we remember) 101 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-1 5
Roesy 78 1 0 0 0 1 15 2-0-0 4
Chipmein 86 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Mulder 94 1 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
GoHabsGo 100 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Grumpy 102 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Bubba 104 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-1 3
Pommie 93 1 0 1 23 0 0 1-2-0 2
Intruder 83 3 0 0 0 2 30 1-1-0 2
Moz 86 1 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Gussie (r) 102 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
The Game 89 2 0 0 0 1 15 0-2-0 0
Boomer 103 0 0 0 0 1 15 0-3-0 0
Iron Giant 88 1 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Bookie 96 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Big Guy 111 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 4 4 4 4 3 5 3 4 5 36 4 5 4 3 4 5 4 4 3 36 72
Intruder 3 5 3 5 3 5 4 5 5 38 5 6 5 4 5 4 6 6 4 45 83 2
Roesy 4 5 4 5 3 6 3 5 4 39 4 5 4 3 4 5 6 4 4 39 78 1
The Game 5 5 7 4 3 6 4 6 6 46 5 7 3 3 6 4 5 5 5 43 89 1
Sutty 6 5 5 4 3 6 3 3 6 41 7 5 6 4 7 6 5 5 3 48 89 1
Boomer 5 7 7 6 4 8 7 7 5 56 5 5 5 5 6 7 4 4 6 47 103 1
Stymie 4 4 4 6 5 5 3 4 5 40 4 4 5 3 6 7 5 4 3 41 81 0
Chipmein 5 5 5 5 4 5 4 5 6 44 4 5 4 4 6 5 5 6 3 42 86 0
Moz 6 6 5 4 4 6 3 6 5 45 4 6 6 4 4 4 6 4 3 41 86 0
Iron Giant 4 4 6 5 5 4 4 6 5 43 5 5 5 3 6 8 5 4 4 45 88 0
Grey Goose 5 5 6 5 4 5 5 5 7 47 6 4 4 3 5 5 6 5 4 42 89 0
Pommie 5 6 6 6 4 4 3 6 5 45 6 6 5 3 5 8 6 6 3 48 93 0
Mulder 6 5 5 4 4 8 3 5 7 47 6 4 5 5 6 8 5 5 3 47 94 0
Bookie 6 6 6 7 3 5 5 4 6 48 4 6 5 3 7 7 7 5 4 48 96 0
GoHabsGo 5 5 6 5 4 6 4 5 5 45 7 5 5 5 6 7 8 8 4 55 100 0
Zoey (we remember) 5 6 5 7 5 7 5 6 6 52 5 8 6 3 6 6 6 6 3 49 101 0
Gussie (r) 5 6 6 5 5 6 4 6 6 49 6 6 6 5 6 6 8 7 3 53 102 0
Grumpy 5 6 7 4 7 8 4 5 7 53 5 5 5 3 7 8 5 6 5 49 102 0
Bubba 8 7 5 6 4 6 5 6 6 53 7 8 5 4 5 6 5 7 4 51 104 0
Big Guy 8 7 8 4 6 7 4 8 8 60 7 8 6 4 6 5 6 5 4 51 111 0
TOTAL 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 6
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
AS 1U 2U 3U 4U 3U 3U - -
4 5 4 5 3 6 3 5 4 4 5 4 3 4 5 6 - -
3 5 3 5 3 5 4 5 5 5 6 5 4 5 4 6 - -
1U 1U 2U 2U 2U 3U 2U 2U 1U AS - -
RESULT: Roesy wins 3 and 2 Start match at hole:
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