The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

CMPC win by Stevie Ray over Bubba in the C division.
BIG WINNER today was Make-A-Wish foundation. The kidZ earned $35.
EIGHT 8s?
Great to see our friend Big Guy out!
Warm welcome to first timer Volkl.
Group three got lost on their way to Montreal. That shouldn't have shocked seeing as Stevie Ray, playing in his career leading 899th event (#900 will be played Tuesday at Stonebridge), also got lost on his way to Brockville.
Pommie delivered a great ProMotion Orthotics doggie report.
Mulder continued the Gazzif report by doling out three skins to him plus four others from Broker4Tickets.

Quotables

"Is Ganonoque west of Brockville?"
"When I play with them I don't wear my hearing aids!"
"If I don't stop scoring eights - people will think that I am not here."
"I have a record of playing poorly in slow rounds." " Well in defense of the 'round', your score was awful before you realized that it was slow."
"Why do you never say 'good putt' to me?" "Because you have never made one."
"You have a great attitude but you look like crap!"

Sat Jun 8, 2019

Summary
There were 20 players at Brockville, and 18 stayed for a pretty enjoyable 19th hole. Some of our BCC friends - Brockville Chevy and Tvette stayed for the jocularity - so really that makes 20 Slammers were there.

Event Winner

Gazzif

When it was reported that he had a birdie skin on ten (missed the eagle putt), then the only par for a doggie on twelve and another birdie skin on fourteen, a quote was heard. "How is he a D?" "By getting a 7 & 8 in the other holes between these (11 & 13)." BTW - he tossed his cookies in the parking lot. Is the Tour too hard on you?

Onsite Coordinator

Grumpy

Stats

Attendance: 20
Scoring Average: 105
Birdie Average: 0.2
Course Rating: N/A
Best aspects of course:

Kids

The Kids earned $35

Event Fees

ST Member: $56
EG Member: $48
EG Unl. Member: $41

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
Bubba [C47]	Gatorette [C45]	13	Luvlife [D1]	Bubba [C47]	10
Gazzif [D36]	Grumpy [D2]	15	Zoey (we remember) [C52]	Smiley (r) [B57]	12
Gazzif [D36]	Big Guy [D14]	16	Dalek [B31]	Lucky [B8]	13
TwinDad [C14]	Dalek [B31]	16	Luvlife [D1]	Stevie Ray [C6]	14
Volkl (r) [C355]	Zoey (we remember) [C52]	17	TwinDad [C14]	Lucky [B8]	14
TwinDad [C14]	Tardis [B30]	18	Luvlife [D1]	Gatorette [C45]	14
Volkl (r) [C355]	Auldphart [C10]	18	Tardis [B30]	Lucky [B8]	15
			BearCat [B64]	Pommie [C5]	15
			Auldphart [C10]	Smiley (r) [B57]	15
			BearCat [B64]	Sutty [C24]	16
			Sutty [C24]	Pommie [C5]	16
			BearCat [B64]	Gator [B53]	16
			Big Guy [D14]	Mulder [C33]	16
			Volkl (r) [C355]	Smiley (r) [B57]	16
			Gatorette [C45]	Stevie Ray [C6]	17
			Big Guy [D14]	Grumpy [D2]	17
			Dalek [B31]	Tardis [B30]	17
			Zoey (we remember) [C52]	Auldphart [C10]	17
			Bubba [C47]	Stevie Ray [C6]	18
			Pommie [C5]	Gator [B53]	18
			Sutty [C24]	Gator [B53]	18
			Gazzif [D36]	Mulder [C33]	18
			Grumpy [D2]	Mulder [C33]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
Lucky	89	1	0	2	50	1	14	3-0-0	6
Stevie Ray	108	0	0	0	0	1	14	3-0-0	6
Smiley (r)	96	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Gator	100	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Mulder	104	0	0	1	25	0	0	2-0-1	5
Gazzif	104	2	0	1	25	3	42	2-1-0	4
TwinDad	98	1	0	0	0	1	14	2-1-0	4
Pommie	102	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Volkl (r)	103	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Bubba	111	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Grumpy	108	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
Tardis	98	0	0	0	0	1	14	1-2-0	2
Auldphart	106	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Sutty	107	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Gatorette	110	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Dalek	104	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Zoey (we remember)	109	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
BearCat	113	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Big Guy	115	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Luvlife	122	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	4	4	4	5	4	4	5	4	3	37	5	4	3	5	4	3	4	3	4	35	72
Gazzif	6	5	7	8	5	8	8	4	4	55	4	7	3	8	3	5	7	6	6	49	104	3
Lucky	5	5	5	5	6	5	6	4	4	45	6	7	4	6	4	3	7	2	5	44	89	1
Tardis	7	5	4	6	5	4	7	4	7	49	7	7	4	6	5	5	6	4	5	49	98	1
TwinDad	5	3	5	5	8	6	7	5	6	50	6	6	5	8	5	6	5	3	4	48	98	1
Stevie Ray	6	7	6	6	4	5	7	8	4	53	8	7	5	8	6	6	4	4	7	55	108	1
Smiley (r)	5	5	7	7	5	5	5	6	3	48	6	5	4	6	6	5	6	4	6	48	96	0
Gator	6	6	8	6	5	5	7	4	6	53	6	5	5	8	5	4	6	4	4	47	100	0
Pommie	7	6	5	7	5	5	8	6	4	53	6	8	6	7	5	3	4	4	6	49	102	0
Volkl (r)	7	6	6	7	6	4	6	5	6	53	7	8	4	6	5	5	7	3	5	50	103	0
Dalek	5	5	6	6	8	8	8	5	3	54	6	6	6	7	4	3	6	5	7	50	104	0
Mulder	6	5	5	8	6	4	8	4	3	49	7	7	5	8	7	5	7	4	5	55	104	0
Auldphart	7	5	6	6	6	5	8	6	4	53	5	7	4	8	6	6	6	5	6	53	106	0
Sutty	6	5	7	7	6	8	5	5	5	54	8	8	4	8	6	3	6	4	6	53	107	0
Grumpy	5	6	8	6	8	7	8	6	5	59	6	5	4	8	5	5	7	4	5	49	108	0
Zoey (we remember)	7	7	7	8	5	7	7	5	4	57	6	8	5	6	6	4	6	5	6	52	109	0
Gatorette	7	7	6	7	6	6	7	5	5	56	7	8	4	8	4	5	5	6	7	54	110	0
Bubba	7	5	6	7	5	5	7	5	4	51	6	7	5	7	8	5	8	6	8	60	111	0
BearCat	8	8	8	8	6	8	6	4	5	61	5	6	4	8	8	3	7	3	8	52	113	0
Big Guy	7	7	5	8	8	6	7	6	4	58	6	5	6	7	6	6	7	7	7	57	115	0
Luvlife	8	6	6	8	6	8	8	7	5	62	7	8	5	8	7	6	8	4	7	60	122	0
TOTAL	0	1	1	0	1	0	0	0	0		1	0	1	0	1	0	0	1	0			7
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18
	AS				AS	1U	2U	3U	4U	4U	3U	4U	5U	6U	-	-	-	-
	5	5	5	5	6	5	6	4	4	6	7	4	6	4	-	-	-	-
	5	3	5	5	8	6	7	5	6	6	6	5	8	5	-	-	-	-
	AS	1U	1U	1U	AS										-	-	-	-
RESULT: Lucky wins 6 and 4 Start match at hole:

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