The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

There still has not been a successful defense of the #1 position this season...must be a thin and slippery number, or parity !
Zengirl goes 2-1 for 4 tough points
Shades goes 3-0 with a skin and was Best Dressed Golfer
Pinseeker had 2 birdies and 2 skins
Amongst Steamer, Smitty and PinSeeker in group 3 were 10 birdies and 2 crows which landed on their golf bags
Thanks to Hacker who handed out "TAN CO." Dogs worth $16 each to The Game, Steamer, Smitty, Cuba and Ticklar
Thank you Zengirl for distributing a total of 9 "Fit For Golf" skins worth $8 each to Shades, FishHawk (2), Steamer, Smitty, PinSeeker (2) and Ticklar (2)
Thanks to Boomer for generously donating prizes to the 3 stars.

Quotables

FishHawk claims he gave up golf 20 years ago whereupon Boomer says his own retirement from the game was 5 hours ago
I went to bed with Zengirl and woke up with Smitty
That would have been in the hole if it had hit the green.
They drank a bunch of beer and started fining people !

Sun May 1, 2011

Summary
On this weekend of the marriage of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge and the later celebration at London's Buckingham Palace, the Slammertour was also at Buckingham dressed in finery and playing our noble game. Our 18 hole procession under sunny skies through the royal labyrinth of tree lined fairways saw a flock doves (we call them birdies), close competition for the fair maid of victory, and an appropriate ending on the Buckingham balcony where tankards were hoisted as we celebrated our union of golf fellowship which is The Slammertour

Stars
	Smitty
	The stats tell his story as the only Slammer in his group not wearing an orange shirt went 3-0 and has had only 1 loss out of 27 matches this year. He had 4 birdies, a skin, a dog, and shot 10 below his scoring average. He is driving it long, hitting it close and when not chipping in, is making the putts. To play a match against him is a day of unyielding pressure. Smitty became The Duke of Buckingham and the masses applaud you.
	Ticklar
	Ticklar challenged for # 1 and successfully captured that most coveted position, which he held at last years end. He also won 2 skins and 1 dog with 1 birdie, and graciously consented to signing a picture of himself , suitable for framing, which was presented to the first star. He is truly Sir Ticklar and worthy of his Knighthood.
	Steamer
	This man rolled the ball as if on Westminster Abbey's red carpet as he had 4 birdies which resulted in 1 dog and 1 skin and a score 8 below his average. Two years ago he was most improved Slammer and he continues a magnificent spectacle of golf ball command. Regal !

Onsite Coordinator

Cuba

Stats

Attendance: 16
Scoring Average: 88
Birdie Average: 1
Course Rating: 7.5
Best aspects of course: Good shots were rewarded with make-able putts and the greens rolled true to a just reward; The queen would be proud of her early season lawn.

Kids

The Kids earned $25

Event Fees

ST Member: $45
EG Member: $37
EG Unl. Member: $32

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
Smitty [A5]	Steamer [A4]	13	Cuba [A9]	Smitty [A5]	11
ZenGirl [C15]	Boomer [C2]	15	Hacker [B1]	Ticklar [A3]	12
Ticklar [A3]	Chef [O1]	16	Big Guy [D3]	The Game [B12]	12
PinSeeker [A20]	Cuba [A9]	18	Boomer [C2]	Shades [A14]	13
			Hacker [B1]	Chef [O1]	13
			Grumpy [D1]	The Game [B12]	13
			FishHawk [C82]	Shades [A14]	13
			Sir Andre [A16]	Ticklar [A3]	14
			Sir Andre [A16]	Chef [O1]	14
			Hacker [B1]	Sir Andre [A16]	15
			PinSeeker [A20]	Smitty [A5]	15
			Big Guy [D3]	Waterboy (r) [B129]	15
			FishHawk [C82]	ZenGirl [C15]	16
			Cuba [A9]	Steamer [A4]	16
			Grumpy [D1]	Waterboy (r) [B129]	16
			PinSeeker [A20]	Steamer [A4]	17
			Big Guy [D3]	Grumpy [D1]	17
			ZenGirl [C15]	Shades [A14]	17
			FishHawk [C82]	Boomer [C2]	18
			Waterboy (r) [B129]	The Game [B12]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
Ticklar	76	1	0	1	16	2	16	3-0-0	6
Smitty	74	4	0	1	16	1	8	3-0-0	6
Shades	84	1	0	0	0	1	8	3-0-0	6
The Game	91	0	0	1	16	0	0	2-0-1	5
Waterboy (r)	90	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-1	5
Steamer	80	4	0	1	16	1	8	2-1-0	4
Chef	78	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
ZenGirl	91	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
PinSeeker	82	2	0	0	0	2	16	1-2-0	2
Sir Andre	86	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Boomer	100	1	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Grumpy	102	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Cuba	86	0	0	1	16	0	0	0-3-0	0
FishHawk	94	3	0	0	0	2	16	0-3-0	0
Hacker	94	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Big Guy	105	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	4	4	3	5	3	5	4	4	3	35	3	4	4	4	3	4	5	5	4	36	71
Ticklar	3	4	3	7	3	5	4	6	4	39	3	4	4	4	3	4	5	6	4	37	76	2
PinSeeker	4	5	2	5	5	5	5	4	5	40	2	4	5	6	3	7	5	6	4	42	82	2
FishHawk	6	7	4	6	2	5	6	5	5	46	4	5	5	9	4	3	8	7	3	48	94	2
Smitty	4	5	3	5	3	5	4	3	3	35	4	3	5	5	3	6	6	4	3	39	74	1
Steamer	6	5	3	6	3	6	5	3	4	41	6	3	4	6	2	4	6	5	3	39	80	1
Shades	4	5	3	4	3	6	4	5	4	38	3	4	5	6	4	6	6	7	5	46	84	1
Chef	5	5	3	5	3	5	5	4	4	39	4	4	5	4	3	4	6	5	4	39	78	0
Cuba	6	5	4	7	3	6	4	4	4	43	5	4	5	4	3	4	8	6	4	43	86	0
Sir Andre	6	5	3	6	4	5	5	5	3	42	4	4	6	5	4	6	6	5	4	44	86	0
Waterboy (r)	6	5	4	6	4	6	5	4	4	44	5	5	6	4	4	5	6	6	5	46	90	0
ZenGirl	4	5	3	7	6	5	5	7	3	45	4	5	4	5	6	4	6	7	5	46	91	0
The Game	7	6	3	6	3	5	5	6	4	45	5	5	4	6	5	4	6	6	5	46	91	0
Hacker	4	5	3	8	4	7	6	5	4	46	5	4	5	5	5	7	6	7	4	48	94	0
Boomer	5	5	4	7	9	5	5	6	4	50	4	5	4	9	5	6	7	7	3	50	100	0
Grumpy	5	7	5	6	4	6	5	8	4	50	4	7	5	7	4	6	6	6	7	52	102	0
Big Guy	6	7	4	9	4	8	5	7	5	55	5	5	5	8	3	5	7	6	6	50	105	0
TOTAL	1	1	1	1	1	0	0	0	0		1	0	0	0	1	1	0	1	0			9
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18
	AS	AS			AS	AS	1U	2U	3U	2U	3U	3U	4U	4U	5U	-	-	-
	4	5	3	5	3	5	4	3	3	4	3	5	5	3	6	-	-	-
	4	5	2	5	5	5	5	4	5	2	4	5	6	3	7	-	-	-
	AS	AS	1U	1U	AS	AS										-	-	-
RESULT: Smitty wins 5 and 3 Start match at hole:

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