 Notables - NOTABLE: Only 1 upset today, the rest of the matches were successful defences!!
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NOTABLE: Group 1 takes all of the dogs and skins! Well doneski!!
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NOTABLES: Did I mention NO Honorable Mentions worth mentioning!!
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DOGGIES: Only 2 doggies @ 20 bones per today with puppies won by Chilly and Eeyore! Excellentski!!
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SKINS: 7 skins @ 5 bones per won by Chilly with 4, Eeyore with 2 and Pepilepu with 1!! 3 skins were won with birdies while the remaining 4 were won with pars. Outstanding!!
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THANKS to Chilly for serving as Skin Master and Bookie for serving as Doggie Master. Jobs well done!!
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NOTABLE: Chilly is dressing to win the Styl n Slammer award!!
Falcon Ridge is the home of Ottawa Sun Scramble Royal Oak Kick-Off Day and the Michelob Ultra Million Dollar Ace!
Quotables
- (Before the round) I have a new skunk on my bag!!
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(After the round) It stunk on the back 9!!
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He had his slapshot working!!
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"Bastard" is a a term of endearment on the SlammerTour! You bastard!!
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I wish your drive goes straight 250 yards..............into the trees!!
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Your drive is so far left that Michael Moore wouldn't make a mockumentary of it!!
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They sent in Professor to look for his ball and attrack all the mosquitoes so nobody else would get bit!!
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Now that Grumpy is not here, Chilly, everything can be about you!!
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Sure, sure, sure, Professor went looking for Mary-Ann not balls!!
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Pepi went into the woods to look for his ball and comes back with a basket of range balls!!
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You might say there is folk lore, Slammer lore, embellishment and bullshit!!
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I heard the song "There is a dead skunk on the middle of the road..." on the way home and I thought of Pepilepu and how he played #10!!
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Sat Jul 30, 2011
Summary
Another funtastic Slammer event at Falcon Ridge. Falcon Ridge is always good for free buckets of balls for warmups, sand bunker and chipping practice areas and practice putting greens which resemble the speed of course greens. What we lacked in Slammer numbers we made up with Slammership, Slamming fun and some interesting match play results. The rough was punishing if you had the misfortune to find yourself in the thick green stuff. "Amen Corner" again claimed a few more victims but all survived to tell their stories. And the 19th hole is always a great place to highlight our golf event accomplishments and rewrite our blunders in true Slammer form! Thanks for the great event my fellow Slammers!!
| Stars |
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Chilly |
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La première étoile goes to CHilly. He successfully defends against Eeyore, Pepilepu and Professor going 3-0-0. He has a four skin day, 2 birdies and takes home a puppy to boot...and he does this by shooting 3 over par!! He's backkkkkkkkkk! Congratulations!! |
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Schwacker (r) |
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Schwacker takes home the second star. He succesfully defends against Bookie, KidsClub and SlapShot and goes undefeated. Playing the course for the first time in his career, he does well on the back 9. He is the only Slammer with 3 wins today! Outstanding!! |
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Eeyore |
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The third star, Eeyore, goes winless in his matches but walks away with 1 of 2 dogs and takes home 2 skins. Great job!! |
| | Onsite Coordinator
Stats
- Attendance: 8
- Scoring Average: 94
- Birdie Average: 0.38
- Course Rating: 8
- Best aspects of course: Greens
Kids
Event Fees
- ST Member: $42
- EG Member: $35
- EG Unl. Member: $29
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| UPSETS |
DEFENCES |
| Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
|
|
|
Eeyore [B19] |
Chilly [A6] |
14 |
|
|
|
Pepilepu [B30] |
Chilly [A6] |
14 |
|
|
|
Professor (r) [D9] |
Pepilepu [B30] |
15 |
|
|
|
Bookie [C7] |
Schwacker (r) [C5] |
15 |
|
|
|
SlapShot [B60] |
Schwacker (r) [C5] |
15 |
|
|
|
SlapShot [B60] |
KidsClub [C9] |
16 |
|
|
|
KidsClub [C9] |
Schwacker (r) [C5] |
16 |
|
|
|
Bookie [C7] |
SlapShot [B60] |
17 |
|
|
|
KidsClub [C9] |
Bookie [C7] |
18 |
|
|
|
Pepilepu [B30] |
Eeyore [B19] |
18 |
| INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS |
| Slammer |
Score |
Birds |
Eagles |
Dogs |
Bones |
Skins |
Bones |
Record |
Points |
|
Schwacker (r) |
93 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
Chilly |
75 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
20 |
4 |
20 |
2-0-0 |
4 |
|
Pepilepu |
89 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
5 |
1-1-1 |
3 |
|
KidsClub |
102 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-1-1 |
3 |
|
SlapShot |
100 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
Eeyore |
90 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
20 |
2 |
10 |
0-1-1 |
1 |
|
Bookie |
104 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-2-1 |
1 |
|
Professor (r) |
102 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-1-0 |
0 |
| SKINS |
| HOLE |
1 |
2 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
8 |
9 |
OUT |
10 |
11 |
12 |
13 |
14 |
15 |
16 |
17 |
18 |
IN |
TOTAL |
SKINS |
| PAR |
4 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
36 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
36 |
72 |
|
| Chilly |
4 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
2 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
2 |
37 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
38 |
75 |
4 |
| Eeyore |
4 |
3 |
4 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
7 |
7 |
4 |
43 |
5 |
5 |
7 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
47 |
90 |
2 |
| Pepilepu |
4 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
40 |
9 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
7 |
4 |
7 |
4 |
49 |
89 |
1 |
| Schwacker (r) |
5 |
7 |
7 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
47 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
46 |
93 |
0 |
| SlapShot |
6 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
7 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
50 |
7 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
7 |
4 |
8 |
5 |
50 |
100 |
0 |
| Professor (r) |
5 |
5 |
7 |
7 |
4 |
7 |
5 |
7 |
4 |
51 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
3 |
7 |
6 |
9 |
7 |
51 |
102 |
0 |
| KidsClub |
5 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
7 |
6 |
3 |
47 |
9 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
9 |
5 |
55 |
102 |
0 |
| Bookie |
7 |
5 |
7 |
7 |
3 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
49 |
9 |
8 |
6 |
5 |
3 |
7 |
4 |
9 |
4 |
55 |
104 |
0 |
| TOTAL |
0 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
|
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
|
|
7 |
| Legend |
E |
Eagle or Better |
B |
Birdie |
P |
Par |
G |
Bogey or Greater |
C |
Cut-off birdie |
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