Notables - HM: to Malone goes undefeated and posts the low round of the day with a 2 over. NICE!!
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TC D MATCH: Papa Malone advances over Charlie. Congrats!!
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TC SENIOR MATCH: KaDaver advances over Hacker. Congrats!!
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NOTABLE: Charlie becomes a Canadian citizen the day after this event! Excellent and congrats!!
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POP: the first group comes in 4:04 while the remaining groups come in at 4hrs30. Great pace Malone, Mapper, Kricket and Aluminuman!!
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DOGGIES: 4 puppies @25 bones per going to Gauber (12 ft), Malone (10 ft), Jelvis (10 ft) and KaDaver (24 ft). BOW WOW and Congrats!!
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SKINS: 6 skins @15 bones per won by KaDaver, Hacker (2), Particle and Gauber (2). Excellent!!
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THANKS: to Pommie and Malone for being the Doggie Master and Skin Master, respectively. Great job and thanks for volunteering!!
Quotables
- Jelvis, lets hear you sing!!
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The deer gave Malone flatulence!!
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Yeah, blame the deer!!
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My strategy is that you will run out of balls. You'll use them as dog balls then have to forfeit!!
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Pars aren't good enough today!!
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I don't know where I put my ball!!
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Can you hum the tune Candyman while I sing Whanker man!!
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She told me that you thought you were longer than you really are!!
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You need to take Viagra if you want your drives to go longer and straighter but you need to take it a half hour before!!
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It is a guy thing to talk about how long you are.............off the tee!!
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Tue Aug 9, 2011
Summary
After a year hiatus from Greensmere, the Slammer Tour happily returns to enjoy one of the nicest courses on the west side of Ottawa. For the return, the Tour played the Premiere course (the original) which has a links style front nine and a more difficult forest sculpted back nine. The Slammers managed to deal with the sprinkling rain for 13 holes when the sprinkles stop. This didn't seem to detract from some good golf and matches since only 3 matches of 30 went beyond the 16th hole to determine winners. Yes and we all remember the birch tree and tractor in the middle of the 17th fairway. Great matches, some personal bests, good golf and an enjoyable 19th hole. The Tour looks forward to playing the new Legacy course the next we are fortunate enough to hold an event at Greensmere. Thanks my fellow Slammers.
Stars |
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PingMan |
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WOW! What a round for this Slammer playing in his 6th season. Pingman, the first star, goes undefeated successfully defending against Potter, Stevie Ray, and Billards taking all out by the 14th. This B player breaks the 80 barrier for the second time in his Slammer career with a round of 79 shooting a whopping 11 below his average. Congrats!! |
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Gauber (r) |
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Gauber, playing in his 1st Slammer event, gets the hang of the Tour and match play early in his round. This A class player takes out Particle, Bookie and the Game and has 3 birds, 1 dog and 2 skins for the day. Gauber jumps from unranked into the top 40. Welcome to the Tour and a nice way to start you Slammer Tour career. Excellent!! |
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KaDaver |
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KaDaver, the third star, continues with his outstanding golf play. He goes 3-0-0 defending against Wilfred, Jelvis and Hacker with a sub 80 score. He has 2 birdies and takes home a dog and a skin. All of this with a sensitive back. Well done!! |
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Stats
- Attendance: 20
- Scoring Average: 91
- Birdie Average: 0.7
- Course Rating: 8
- Best aspects of course: Fairway and greens.
Kids
Event Fees
- ST Member: $51
- EG Member: $46
- EG Unl. Member: $42
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UPSETS |
DEFENCES |
Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
Aluminuman [C62] |
Kricket [B38] |
14 |
Kricket [B38] |
Malone [O3] |
10 |
Papa Malone [C28] |
Charlie (r) [C27] |
15 |
Bookie [C11] |
Soupy (r) [B47] |
WDN |
Aluminuman [C62] |
Mapper [C15] |
16 |
Billiards [C48] |
PingMan [B34] |
11 |
Pommie [C47] |
Papa Malone [C28] |
16 |
Mapper [C15] |
Malone [O3] |
11 |
Soupy (r) [B47] |
The Game [B11] |
16 |
Bookie [C11] |
Gauber (r) [Unr] |
WDN |
Pommie [C47] |
Charlie (r) [C27] |
18 |
Charlie (r) [C27] |
KidsClub [C13] |
12 |
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Potter [C33] |
PingMan [B34] |
12 |
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Wilford [C14] |
KaDaver [A5] |
12 |
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Billiards [C48] |
Stevie Ray [C12] |
13 |
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Aluminuman [C62] |
Malone [O3] |
13 |
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Wilford [C14] |
Hacker [B6] |
14 |
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Stevie Ray [C12] |
PingMan [B34] |
14 |
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Jelvis (r) [B49] |
KaDaver [A5] |
14 |
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Bookie [C11] |
The Game [B11] |
WDN |
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Potter [C33] |
Stevie Ray [C12] |
15 |
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Papa Malone [C28] |
KidsClub [C13] |
15 |
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Billiards [C48] |
Potter [C33] |
15 |
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Pommie [C47] |
KidsClub [C13] |
16 |
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Jelvis (r) [B49] |
Hacker [B6] |
16 |
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Kricket [B38] |
Mapper [C15] |
16 |
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Wilford [C14] |
Jelvis (r) [B49] |
16 |
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The Game [B11] |
Gauber (r) [Unr] |
16 |
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Hacker [B6] |
KaDaver [A5] |
17 |
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Soupy (r) [B47] |
Gauber (r) [Unr] |
18 |
INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS |
Slammer |
Score |
Birds |
Eagles |
Dogs |
Bones |
Skins |
Bones |
Record |
Points |
Gauber (r) |
80 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
25 |
2 |
30 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
KaDaver |
79 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
25 |
1 |
15 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
Malone |
74 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
PingMan |
79 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
KidsClub |
91 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
Hacker |
83 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2 |
30 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
Soupy (r) |
85 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
15 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
Stevie Ray |
85 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
Aluminuman |
89 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
Pommie |
96 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
Jelvis (r) |
87 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
The Game |
92 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
Potter |
95 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
Mapper |
96 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
Papa Malone |
101 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
Wilford |
92 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
Kricket |
97 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
Billiards |
100 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
Charlie (r) |
103 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
Bookie |
WDN |
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0-3-0 |
0 |
SKINS |
HOLE |
1 |
2 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
8 |
9 |
OUT |
10 |
11 |
12 |
13 |
14 |
15 |
16 |
17 |
18 |
IN |
TOTAL |
SKINS |
PAR |
4 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
36 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
36 |
72 |
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Gauber (r) |
4 |
5 |
2 |
7 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
40 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
40 |
80 |
2 |
Hacker |
3 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
2 |
4 |
5 |
39 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
3 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
44 |
83 |
2 |
KaDaver |
4 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
40 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
7 |
2 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
39 |
79 |
1 |
Soupy (r) |
4 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
3 |
5 |
38 |
5 |
4 |
2 |
4 |
6 |
8 |
8 |
5 |
5 |
47 |
85 |
1 |
Malone |
4 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
35 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
39 |
74 |
0 |
PingMan |
4 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
38 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
7 |
4 |
6 |
41 |
79 |
0 |
Stevie Ray |
5 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
4 |
42 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
7 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
43 |
85 |
0 |
Jelvis (r) |
4 |
6 |
4 |
7 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
42 |
6 |
4 |
3 |
7 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
45 |
87 |
0 |
Aluminuman |
7 |
5 |
4 |
7 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
3 |
4 |
42 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
7 |
3 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
47 |
89 |
0 |
KidsClub |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
42 |
7 |
6 |
4 |
8 |
3 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
49 |
91 |
0 |
The Game |
4 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
42 |
7 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
9 |
4 |
5 |
50 |
92 |
0 |
Wilford |
5 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
45 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
7 |
4 |
5 |
47 |
92 |
0 |
Potter |
6 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
46 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
7 |
6 |
7 |
49 |
95 |
0 |
Kricket |
5 |
7 |
3 |
7 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
48 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
7 |
4 |
7 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
49 |
97 |
0 |
Billiards |
5 |
6 |
4 |
7 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
48 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
7 |
3 |
7 |
7 |
7 |
6 |
52 |
100 |
0 |
Papa Malone |
6 |
7 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
50 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
7 |
3 |
7 |
9 |
6 |
5 |
51 |
101 |
0 |
Charlie (r) |
6 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
3 |
7 |
6 |
51 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
8 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
52 |
103 |
0 |
TOTAL |
1 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
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0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
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6 |
Legend |
E |
Eagle or Better |
B |
Birdie |
P |
Par |
G |
Bogey or Greater |
C |
Cut-off birdie |
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