 Notables - Papa Malone on the fourth tee hits a rock heading east. Gator hits the same rock, heading west on hole six.
- A few minutes later, another of the marshalls {checking the congestion of two of our groups – from hole six – plus the public group on the fourth awaiting their green to clear}watches Malone hit his second shot to six from that fairway. He says "If you hit like that what are you doing over here?" See Malone’s score for that hole on the right.
 Quotables
- “But I was in the batter’s box, when the ball hit me, so why do I get an eight?”
- “If I keep shooting like that, I am going to have a hard time to quit smoking.”
- “Nice putt! Nice par! Nice save of fifty cents.”
- "If you hit like that what are you doing over here?"
- “Nice hit – do that more.” “If I did, I would be on the circuit.” “Did you say circus?”
- “I had a four.” “Me too!” Four” “Fours are us.” “Hey guys, what did you get?”
- “Hey! What happened to my 100 yard advantage?” “It was cheaper to play the second round then to buy lunch.”
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Wed Jul 4, 2012
Summary
Another Wednesday and another Slammer Tour double header. This time we are at the favoured course of many. For me dealing with Rob in the office, Gaspur in Hickories, where chef Tony gives us great tasting food {today I loved that open faced salmon melt}, and my vote for the region's best marshall - Gary Hill, on the course is never an adventure. THANK YOU ALL!.
| Stars |
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Malone |
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3-0 to successfully defend #2 against two former #1s., 6 birds, 5 skins. |
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Crispy (r) |
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Crispy is the only star today that isn't a Malone. Three upsets to soar from 554 rank to the 62 spot. Along the way he had a bird and a dog. |
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Papa Malone |
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Papa's first upset over Big Guy advanced him 18 spots on the ladder. Then next hole he rose 3 more steps. he wins the eighteenth hole for a draw with Gator. His dog on seventeen was a nine footer. |
| | Onsite Coordinator
Stats
- Attendance: 12
- Scoring Average: 92
- Birdie Average: 1
- Course Rating: 8
- Best aspects of course: greens
Kids
Event Fees
- ST Member: $42
- EG Member: $37
- EG Unl. Member: $32
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| UPSETS |
DEFENCES |
| Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
| Ticklar [A7] |
pointZero [A6] |
12 |
Bubba [C11] |
Ticklar [A7] |
12 |
| Crispy (r) [B174] |
Skeeter (r) [A28] |
16 |
pointZero [A6] |
Malone [O1] |
12 |
| Crispy (r) [B174] |
Inch [B27] |
18 |
Bubba [C11] |
Malone [O1] |
12 |
|
|
|
Spooner (r) [D8] |
Skeeter (r) [A28] |
13 |
|
|
|
Spooner (r) [D8] |
Crispy (r) [B174] |
13 |
|
|
|
Spooner (r) [D8] |
Inch [B27] |
14 |
|
|
|
Ticklar [A7] |
Malone [O1] |
15 |
|
|
|
Bubba [C11] |
pointZero [A6] |
15 |
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|
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Skeeter (r) [A28] |
Inch [B27] |
15 |
|
|
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Big Guy [D5] |
Grumpy [D4] |
16 |
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|
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Big Guy [D5] |
Gator (r) [B20] |
16 |
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|
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Big Guy [D5] |
Papa Malone [C19] |
17 |
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|
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Grumpy [D4] |
Gator (r) [B20] |
17 |
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|
|
Grumpy [D4] |
Papa Malone [C19] |
18 |
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Papa Malone [C19] |
Gator (r) [B20] |
18 |
| INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS |
| Slammer |
Score |
Birds |
Eagles |
Dogs |
Bones |
Skins |
Bones |
Record |
Points |
|
Crispy (r) |
85 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
Malone |
71 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
5 |
30 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
Papa Malone |
100 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
2-0-1 |
5 |
|
Gator (r) |
98 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-0-1 |
5 |
|
Ticklar |
78 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
15 |
3 |
18 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
Inch |
83 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
Skeeter (r) |
92 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
pointZero |
87 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
Grumpy |
100 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
Bubba |
95 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
6 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
|
Spooner (r) |
102 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
|
Big Guy |
108 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
| SKINS |
| HOLE |
1 |
2 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
8 |
9 |
OUT |
10 |
11 |
12 |
13 |
14 |
15 |
16 |
17 |
18 |
IN |
TOTAL |
SKINS |
| PAR |
4 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
35 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
37 |
72 |
|
| Malone |
4 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
3 |
4 |
33 |
7 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
3 |
4 |
6 |
3 |
4 |
38 |
71 |
5 |
| Ticklar |
4 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
6 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
39 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
3 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
39 |
78 |
3 |
| Bubba |
6 |
4 |
7 |
5 |
3 |
8 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
45 |
8 |
7 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
7 |
4 |
4 |
7 |
50 |
95 |
1 |
| Inch |
6 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
42 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
41 |
83 |
0 |
| Crispy (r) |
5 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
41 |
5 |
8 |
4 |
3 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
44 |
85 |
0 |
| pointZero |
5 |
8 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
44 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
43 |
87 |
0 |
| Skeeter (r) |
5 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
44 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
3 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
8 |
48 |
92 |
0 |
| Gator (r) |
5 |
7 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
8 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
48 |
5 |
8 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
3 |
8 |
50 |
98 |
0 |
| Grumpy |
6 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
50 |
7 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
8 |
50 |
100 |
0 |
| Papa Malone |
7 |
5 |
8 |
4 |
4 |
7 |
4 |
4 |
7 |
50 |
6 |
7 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
3 |
7 |
50 |
100 |
0 |
| Big Guy |
6 |
6 |
7 |
6 |
4 |
7 |
6 |
7 |
5 |
54 |
5 |
7 |
8 |
4 |
5 |
8 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
54 |
108 |
0 |
| TOTAL |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
|
1 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
|
|
9 |
| Legend |
E |
Eagle or Better |
B |
Birdie |
P |
Par |
G |
Bogey or Greater |
C |
Cut-off birdie |
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