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Notables

  • Bookie won the TC Super Senior Match over PJ in a very close battle, when PJ bogeyed 17. Bookie needed his second best Slammer score of all time to beat PJ's best. Collectively they were 26 strokes below their combined scoring averages. What a match! It kept Skeeter Dazed.
  • In the TC Senior Division, Ticklar moves into the ELITE EIGHT for the 4th year in a row, with his victory over Harley.
  • BigGuy gets too much enjoyment when seeing the A players in the hazard.
  • Group 3 – after continually waiting for Group 2, asked the Marshall to go to address them about their pace. Marshall Gary Hill says “But Grumpy they are seven minutes ahead of pace!”
  • Justifying his pace of play, Woodsy states he takes all those practice swings so that he can score just like Grumpy.
  • We talk a lot about pace of play and this OC always alludes to the fact that nobody thinks "it is me". As we all know, the Canadian Amateur Qualifiers are happening these days at Outaouais and Camelot. In yesterday's opening event, there were seven pace of play penalties handed out. Ask somebody who was there (Kadaver? Rexall?) about the timed checkpoints and the shenanigans. (running to next hole!).

Quotables

  • “Ticklar is going to white tee me today.”
  • “Hey Woodsy! Where is pointZero? It is Wednesday.”
  • “When you are over the hill, it is always downhill.”
  • “OH ZACHARY!”
  • “Next on the tee, having just lost his 1000th bone … “ “Thank you very much” “That’s why he is still working.”
  • “I don’t like to hoard it.”
  • “What is Woodsy doing? He is watching his practice swing’s ball flight, including the landing.”
  • “Next group is in range. So is our group.”
  • “Is there a rule that after your third Blue, it stops being all about you?”
  • “How can I shoot my worst round of the year and win 54 bones?”
Event: Metcalfe
Wed Aug 8, 2012
Summary
Three evenly matched groups (sorry Harley), including a battle for #1. A rookie skin master (Woodsy) and a rookie dog master (Gator). Seven upsets made for much leap-frogging on the ladder. Lots of food, and even more beer. Belch! After everybody patted the 1st star on the shoulder, he went home to do Bookie's Blog.

Stars
Bookie
Second best Slammer event, only 2nd to his August 27, 2006 game. Not only was it good enough for a 3-0 record, it also evened his career vs PJ at 2-2-1. That victory also evened their Super Senior record. Along the way to his 3-0, he upset Dazed, who had won 24 of their 33 meetings, including four straight. From 121st to 56th on the ladder!
Woodsy
A new #1! Well actually for the 3rd time this year, Woodsy is once again on the top step. Today he did it by beating (4 and 2) Chef for the 4th straight time. Along the way, he collected a skin with his birdie on #9. He also defended against Ticklar on the 18th hole.
Gator (r)
Today's 3rd star with a record of 2-0-1. Gator's five points were the 3rd most points in today's field.
Onsite Coordinator
  • Grumpy
Stats
  • Attendance: 12
  • Scoring Average: 91
  • Birdie Average: 0.33
  • Course Rating: 8.5
  • Best aspects of course:
Kids
  • The Kids earned $11
Event Fees
  • ST Member: $42
  • EG Member: $37
  • EG Unl. Member: $32
Total for The Kids

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
Bookie [122] Dazed [57] 14 Biscuit Oshumka (r) [558] Grumpy [98] 10
PJ [194] Dazed [57] 14 Biscuit Oshumka (r) [558] Big Guy [100] 10
Bookie [122] Skeeter (r) [104] 14 Biscuit Oshumka (r) [558] Gator (r) [96] 11
Woodsy [4] Chef [1] 16 Harley (r) [15] Ticklar [10] 14
PJ [194] Skeeter (r) [104] 16 Harley (r) [15] Chef [1] 14
Ticklar [10] Chef [1] 18 Harley (r) [15] Woodsy [4] 14
Dazed [57] Skeeter (r) [104] 16
Big Guy [100] Gator (r) [96] 16
PJ [194] Bookie [122] 17
Big Guy [100] Grumpy [98] 18
Ticklar [10] Woodsy [4] 18
Grumpy [98] Gator (r) [96] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
Woodsy 76 1 0 0 0 1 12 3-0-0 6
Bookie 82 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Gator (r) 94 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-1 5
Ticklar 77 2 0 2 30 2 24 2-1-0 4
PJ 83 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Grumpy 96 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-0-2 4
Big Guy 96 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-1 3
Chef 80 1 0 2 30 2 24 1-2-0 2
Skeeter (r) 92 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Harley (r) 90 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Dazed 99 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Biscuit Oshumka (r) 123 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 4 4 4 4 3 5 3 4 4 35 5 4 4 3 4 5 4 3 5 37 72
Ticklar 5 4 3 4 5 6 2 5 5 39 5 4 4 3 4 5 5 3 5 38 77 2
Chef 6 6 5 5 3 5 4 4 4 42 5 3 4 3 4 6 5 3 5 38 80 2
Woodsy 4 4 4 4 4 5 3 5 3 36 5 6 5 3 4 5 4 3 5 40 76 1
Bookie 6 4 4 4 3 7 3 5 5 41 5 4 5 3 4 6 5 3 6 41 82 0
PJ 5 4 5 4 4 8 3 5 4 42 6 5 4 3 5 5 4 4 5 41 83 0
Harley (r) 4 5 4 4 4 6 6 5 5 43 7 5 5 4 4 5 6 5 6 47 90 0
Skeeter (r) 7 4 4 4 4 6 4 7 7 47 8 4 5 3 5 5 6 4 5 45 92 0
Gator (r) 8 8 5 5 3 5 3 6 5 48 5 6 5 4 5 8 4 4 5 46 94 0
Big Guy 6 6 6 5 4 7 3 6 5 48 6 6 7 3 6 5 6 3 6 48 96 0
Grumpy 6 6 5 5 4 7 3 5 5 46 7 4 5 3 7 7 5 4 8 50 96 0
Dazed 5 6 4 4 6 6 5 6 4 46 7 7 6 3 7 7 6 5 5 53 99 0
Biscuit Oshumka (r) 8 8 6 7 5 8 6 8 7 63 8 7 4 4 8 8 8 5 8 60 123 0
TOTAL 0 0 1 0 0 0 1 1 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 5
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
4 4 4 4 4 5 3 5 3 5 6 5 3 4 5 4 3 5
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