The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

LOTS OF TC MATCH ACTION!!
TC LADIES OPEN FINALS: ToothFairy vs Small Pak with ToothFairy winning the Tour Championship Ladies Open crown. Congratulatons!!
TC SENIORS: DeeJay vs Happy with DeeJay winning and advancing to the Final Four. Great!!
TC D: Sutty vs 7/11 with Sutty victorious and advancing to the Elite Eight. Nicccccce!!
TC C: Number 7 vs KidsClub with Number 7 taking the match and advancing to the Finals. Excellent!!
POP: All groups are in between 4hr15 and 4hr20. The threat of thunderstorms are great for pace of play!!
NOTABLE: PointZero also goes 3-0-0. Great!!
TAN Co DOGGIES: 3 of the 4 puppies taken today each worth 26 bones won by Pouf on #3 - 16 ft, Inch on #8 - an Inch plus 17ft and KidsClub on #16 - 4 ft. Congrats!!
NOTABLE: DeeJay, Sutty and Pouf tied their Slammer best of this year. BigTee is just one above his Slammer best. Great ball striking!!
NOTABLE: Irons has his personal career best breaking into the 70`s. Congrats!!
EVOLUTION PHYSIO SKINS: Yuppers, it was a 4 skin day with each skin worth 16 bones per. Skins were won by PointZero (#2), Pouf (#3), Irons (#4) and DeeJay (#17) all capture with birdies. Outstanding!!
THANKS to the Doggie Mistress IronMaiden and Skin Mistress ToothFairy who both did an outstanding and much appreciated job. Many thanks ladies!!
NOTABLE: Cuba would say IronMaiden was the best dressed today with a matching all black ensemble! Nicccccccccce!!

Quotables

At the beginning of today`s event Pommie was in position 69. Nothing else need be said!!
When the matches are over, I just try sh!!t. Yeah that was sh!!t!!
I hit so many houses, I stopped putting my name on the balls!!
We got here so fast because we used so few strokes!!
Some of these guys are slow!!
This is the one time I don`t want to go out with a bogey 8?!!
We ran the last two holes! Great for pace of play!!
DeeJay has only two balls!!
I want to mark my two balls!! okay thats up to you!!
This is the first time I have seen turkeys on this golf course!! What? We played with some before!!
Monkey see, monkey do! but Monkee is not here!!
Did you notice that the OCs wear Slammer gear when they OC and civilian clothes when they don't!!
During the threat of thunder and lightning Number 7 kept asking "What is the flagstick made of?" I don't think he picked up the flag thereafter!!
Potter, the clouds look like that scene in the Harry Potter movie!!
Where is the Pouf when you need one?!!

Fri Sep 14, 2012

Summary
As I pulled into eQuinelle I heard the DeeJay say �a blast from the past lets rock to IronMaiden� and I knew the Slammers were in for a good day at one of their favourite courses. The golf gods would be with us or at least the Slammer wizards. Four TC matches were in play today. Before tee-off all were Happy, Pommie was whining and Sutty was chirping. On the first tee Small Pak said, I need the forward tees since I don�t hit far and then she crushed a BigTee shot. What strategy and that set the tone for the event. The front nine was great as we witnessed great Irons in play and long putts that came within an Inch. The last half of the back nine produced some drama as the black clouds swarmed overhead as in one of those evil movies. Play fast, hit BigTee shots, and stick it close within an Inch with your Irons. What number do we call for the course help if there is lightning? Was it Number 7 or was it 7/11. Nope all the Slammers needed to do was to call the ToothFairy and Potter from Harry fame to use their magic and go Pouf to make the potential storm and black swirling clouds disappear. And by magic they did or was it by Pouf? And under these conditions some of these Slammers shot the lights out. At the 19th hole we were Happy to be safe and dry and drinking brewskis. We had to make sure that Sutty and Pommie didn�t have too many since if stopped by the police they would blow above PointZero 7. As we left the course, I could hear the DeeJay on the radio saying we want to close off the evening with tunes from IronMaiden and then KC and the Sunshine Band. A nice end to a potentially wet Slammer event. All 16 Slammers names were used but their names are withheld in the credits to protect the innocent.

Stars
	Irons (r)
	Outstanding, outstanding, outstanding describes Irons play today. The first star Irons, a C player, goes 3-0-0 taking out 3 B players, IronMaiden, Inch and BigTee. He has 3 birds and a skin. He breaks into the 70s with his Slammer best, personal best round and is 15 below his average. Simply Outstanding!
	Pouf (r)
	Pouf, the quiet, likable rookie Slammer, earns 2nd star honours. And he has magic in his game. He matches his Slammer best in score and goes 3-0-0 for the day. Pouf has 3 birds, a doggie and a skin. His last 4 Slammer rounds have been outstanding. Great round and great match play!!
	DeeJay
	The third star, DeeJay, is striking the ball mighty fine in a match where he needs to and he delivers. He goes 3-0-0 taking out ToothFairy and Small Pak and wins his TC Senior match against Happy. He has 2 birdies and takes home a skin. Excellent!! Did I hear him on the radio?

Onsite Coordinator

KidsClub

Stats

Attendance: 16
Scoring Average: 88
Birdie Average: 0.69
Course Rating: 8
Best aspects of course: Fairways and tee boxes. Greens were punched and top dressed.

Kids

The Kids earned $19

Event Fees

ST Member: $56
EG Member: $49
EG Unl. Member: $42

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
Big Tee (r) [B27]	IronMaiden [B15]	17	7/11 [D114]	Pouf (r) [A26]	10
Inch [B38]	IronMaiden [B15]	18	Pommie [C6]	Pouf (r) [A26]	10
			Sutty [C3]	Pouf (r) [A26]	11
			KidsClub [C5]	pointZero [A18]	12
			Smallpak (r) [B26]	DeeJay [B6]	12
			Smallpak (r) [B26]	Happy [B8]	13
			Potter [C4]	pointZero [A18]	13
			Smallpak (r) [B26]	ToothFairy [B25]	14
			Number 7 [B11]	pointZero [A18]	15
			IronMaiden [B15]	Irons (r) [A23]	15
			7/11 [D114]	Sutty [C3]	15
			7/11 [D114]	Pommie [C6]	15
			Inch [B38]	Irons (r) [A23]	15
			Happy [B8]	DeeJay [B6]	16
			ToothFairy [B25]	DeeJay [B6]	16
			Pommie [C6]	Sutty [C3]	16
			KidsClub [C5]	Number 7 [B11]	16
			Big Tee (r) [B27]	Irons (r) [A23]	16
			ToothFairy [B25]	Happy [B8]	17
			Potter [C4]	Number 7 [B11]	17
			KidsClub [C5]	Potter [C4]	17
			Inch [B38]	Big Tee (r) [B27]	17

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
Pouf (r)	77	3	0	1	26	1	16	3-0-0	6
Irons (r)	78	3	0	0	0	1	16	3-0-0	6
DeeJay	78	2	0	0	0	1	16	3-0-0	6
pointZero	85	1	0	0	0	1	16	3-0-0	6
Happy	80	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Big Tee (r)	81	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Sutty	91	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Number 7	93	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Inch	87	0	0	1	26	0	0	1-2-0	2
ToothFairy	83	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Pommie	97	1	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Potter	98	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
KidsClub	98	0	0	1	26	0	0	0-3-0	0
IronMaiden	87	1	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Smallpak (r)	95	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
7/11	103	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	4	4	3	5	4	5	4	3	4	36	4	5	4	3	4	4	3	4	5	36	72
Pouf (r)	5	4	2	6	4	4	4	3	4	36	4	4	4	4	4	4	4	7	6	41	77	1
Irons (r)	5	5	3	4	5	4	4	3	4	37	6	4	5	4	4	5	3	5	5	41	78	1
DeeJay	4	4	3	5	4	5	5	4	4	38	7	4	4	4	5	4	3	3	6	40	78	1
pointZero	4	3	4	6	7	6	5	3	4	42	5	5	5	3	6	6	3	4	6	43	85	1
Big Tee (r)	5	4	3	5	4	5	6	4	5	41	4	5	4	4	5	4	4	5	5	40	81	0
ToothFairy	5	4	3	5	4	7	4	4	4	40	4	5	5	4	5	5	3	6	6	43	83	0
Inch	5	6	3	8	5	5	5	3	7	47	5	5	4	3	5	5	3	5	5	40	87	0
IronMaiden	5	5	5	5	6	4	4	3	4	41	7	5	4	3	6	5	5	5	6	46	87	0
Sutty	6	4	4	8	4	7	5	5	6	49	4	5	4	4	5	5	4	5	6	42	91	0
Number 7	6	4	5	7	4	6	4	6	4	46	7	6	5	3	5	6	3	5	7	47	93	0
Smallpak (r)	5	6	3	6	5	6	6	3	5	45	6	6	5	4	6	6	4	6	7	50	95	0
Potter	6	6	5	6	4	5	5	4	5	46	6	6	7	4	6	5	6	5	7	52	98	0
KidsClub	6	4	4	7	5	6	6	6	6	50	6	7	5	3	5	7	3	6	6	48	98	0
TOTAL	0	1	1	1	0	0	0	0	0		0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0			4
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18
	1U	2U	3U	4U	5U	6U	7U	8U	9U	9U	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-
	5	4	2	6	4	4	4	3	4	4	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-
	8	6	4	7	6	6	6	5	5	4	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-
											-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-
RESULT: Pouf wins 9 and 8 Start match at hole:

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