 Notables - TC MATCH - Promomedia B division match was won by Shorts over Pukey J, on the final putt of the day.
- Bubba donated a sleeve of Pro V1s to the first star today - THANK YOU!
- You know that 2012 Most Stylin Slammer? It is Pukey J! Today he wore Puma, Nike, Quiksilver, Addidas, and for the first time ever in his Slammer career he wore shorts. Was it because he had a TC match against Shorts? Did it work? NO! Hey Pukey - get some socks and give those ones back to your sister. Thank you for doing a gret job as Doggy Master!
- Today Big Guy played in his 82nd career event. That moved him into the top FIFTY all time.
 Quotables
- Gary the Marshall, "If all goes well, you should all be done in under 4:20." He was very right, and is responsible for the 2nd last quote at the bottom.
- "Can I use that as a quotable?"
- "Hope and Pray, Buddy!"
- "Don't ever say that again when I am bent over."
- "Hey! You don't have to pull that out unless you fail to make it to the forward tees."
- "Hey guys, I am out of here. If there is lightning, you are on your own." "Wuss! Come back here!"
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Wed May 15, 2013
Summary
The Slammer Tour is a family, and sure like all families, we have our disputes and spats. One of the Tour's most likeable members is last year's Ottawa Sun Rookie of the year. The record setter on tour for events played. He will go on to beat them all! Well today, Gator, our friend and brother had some bad news just before we were set to tee off at Metcalfe. His REAL family had a tragedy, and he had to leave the event and will be away for a few days as he goes to take care of his brother's affairs. Hey Gator, know that your whole Slammer Family are with you. Our thoughts and our prayers go out to you and your family during these hard times. You will be missed the next couple of weeks, and we eagerly await your return for a round and a glass. CHEERS!
| Stars |
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Shorts |
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Congrats to you Shorts! Not only did you go 3-0, and collect three skins, and a dog, but you also... First off you won your TC Promomedia B event against the reigning B division champ at end of season. Yes you and Pukey J were all square after 17. Yes, you were both putting for par on the 18th. Yes yours was the further and only made putt. Not only did you advance, to the next round, but you also moved from 31st to 21st in the Slammer rankings. Earlier you had beaten Bubba in your rubber match. Oh yes that third win - well EVERYBODY beats him. Fourty four new bones in your pocket and a sleeve of Pro V1. |
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Supersy |
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Welcome back SuperSy, and what a welcome! Starting the day in 191st place and going home as #54. What an evenly matched foursome. Four Slammers, six matches and the only match that was decided early was when SuperSy took down HullAss on the 16th. Raker and the upset over FrenchHooligan happened on eighteen. SuperSy collected a skin for his par on #7 as well |
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Pearls (r) |
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All of the Slammettes that played today were stars. Great score, and an undefeated day goes out today to Pearls for her win over Biscuit O'shumka and her upset of Big Guy, moved her from 97th to 72nd. Happy Birthday to your Cuban tomorrow {May 16}, and have a safe trip to Cuba, we await your return. By the way two pars and nine bogeys are not the average day of a D classer - you won't be in that class much longer. |
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Stats
- Attendance: 11
- Scoring Average: 100
- Birdie Average: 0.18
- Course Rating: 8
- Best aspects of course: We had it to ourselves
Kids
Event Fees
- ST Member: $42
- EG Member: $37
- EG Unl. Member: $32
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| UPSETS |
DEFENCES |
| Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
| HullAss [D1] |
FrenchHooligan [C7] |
17 |
Bubba [C13] |
Shorts [B7] |
10 |
| Supersy [C46] |
Raker [C42] |
18 |
Bubba [C13] |
Pukey J [B3] |
11 |
| Raker [C42] |
FrenchHooligan [C7] |
18 |
Bubba [C13] |
Grumpy [D3] |
12 |
| Supersy [C46] |
FrenchHooligan [C7] |
18 |
Biscuit Oshumka [C157] |
Big Guy [D2] |
14 |
| Shorts [B7] |
Pukey J [B3] |
18 |
Grumpy [D3] |
Pukey J [B3] |
14 |
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Biscuit Oshumka [C157] |
Pearls (r) [C14] |
14 |
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Big Guy [D2] |
Pearls (r) [C14] |
15 |
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Grumpy [D3] |
Shorts [B7] |
15 |
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HullAss [D1] |
Supersy [C46] |
16 |
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Raker [C42] |
HullAss [D1] |
18 |
| INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS |
| Slammer |
Score |
Birds |
Eagles |
Dogs |
Bones |
Skins |
Bones |
Record |
Points |
|
Shorts |
85 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
18 |
3 |
21 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
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Supersy |
100 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
7 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
Pukey J |
85 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2 |
14 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
HullAss |
99 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
7 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
Pearls (r) |
97 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-0-0 |
4 |
|
Raker |
100 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
Grumpy |
99 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
Big Guy |
107 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-1-0 |
2 |
|
Biscuit Oshumka |
113 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
0-2-0 |
0 |
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FrenchHooligan |
102 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
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Bubba |
116 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
| SKINS |
| HOLE |
1 |
2 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
8 |
9 |
OUT |
10 |
11 |
12 |
13 |
14 |
15 |
16 |
17 |
18 |
IN |
TOTAL |
SKINS |
| PAR |
4 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
35 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
37 |
72 |
|
| Shorts |
6 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
7 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
45 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
40 |
85 |
3 |
| Pukey J |
6 |
7 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
42 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
43 |
85 |
2 |
| HullAss |
6 |
5 |
5 |
8 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
49 |
7 |
7 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
50 |
99 |
1 |
| Supersy |
5 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
8 |
3 |
6 |
8 |
50 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
8 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
50 |
100 |
1 |
| Pearls (r) |
5 |
4 |
7 |
5 |
4 |
8 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
48 |
7 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
7 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
49 |
97 |
0 |
| Grumpy |
8 |
6 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
7 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
49 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
8 |
5 |
4 |
8 |
50 |
99 |
0 |
| FrenchHooligan |
7 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
50 |
8 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
7 |
4 |
4 |
7 |
52 |
102 |
0 |
| Big Guy |
6 |
5 |
5 |
8 |
3 |
8 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
52 |
6 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
8 |
7 |
5 |
7 |
55 |
107 |
0 |
| Biscuit Oshumka |
8 |
6 |
7 |
6 |
3 |
8 |
7 |
6 |
6 |
57 |
6 |
8 |
6 |
4 |
7 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
8 |
56 |
113 |
0 |
| Bubba |
8 |
7 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
8 |
4 |
8 |
7 |
59 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
7 |
8 |
6 |
5 |
8 |
57 |
116 |
0 |
| TOTAL |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
|
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
1 |
|
|
7 |
| Legend |
E |
Eagle or Better |
B |
Birdie |
P |
Par |
G |
Bogey or Greater |
C |
Cut-off birdie |
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