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Notables

  • TC Extravaganza
  • ...ShortStack over HullAss...
  • ...The Game over French Hooligan...
  • ...Precious over Small Pack...
  • ...XLEasy over Danger...
  • ...XLEasy over Pouf...
  • ...IronMaiden vs Juice TIE (Rematch on Tuesday at eQuinelle...
  • StevieRay's Culligan Doggie Report...Turtle, Pepilepu and ToothFairy each had 1, while OldSpice notched 2.
  • ShortStacks Evolution Physio Skins Report...OldSpice, Swanny,PizzaMan and KaDaver with 1 each and Danger took home 2, (all with birdies)
  • Did you see HullAss's pretty blue toe nails?

Quotables

  • I won the lottery and I'm giving to you, Slammers.
  • How many did you get there? Too many.
  • Any idea what's over there in that abyss? Ya, your ball!
  • Hello Dick.
  • Your bag is hanging too low.
  • ShortStack's belly-putter will not be grandfathered in, he's too young.
  • You've been talking about your groin all day.
  • Maiden! Look out! There's a coyote behind you!
  • Holy long drives from Precious.(Why is she Grumpy's TC Partner)
  • Stevie, what did you get on 11?
  • Good by me.
  • Let me check, what was your name again?
  • Nice putt. If that's any consolation.
  • I'll give you a 9.5.
  • It's #$%@ winy today!
Event: Gatineau
Sat May 25, 2013
Summary
Gatineau was the host of our 58th Slammer event of this enthusiastic, 2013 season. Did you know that Pepilepu played in his 100th event, today! WOOHOO!Free Shirt.(Check out the milestone page).There were a number of exciting TC matches today. Congratulations to all the winners and tiers. there was even a double-winner. I can't stand this weekend-only golf! Hurry up July!

Stars
Old Spice
Old Spice must have been wearing too much of the stuff, because his opponents couldn't get near him. Popeye was spinach deficient, Swanny was singing his swan song, and Crenshaw....can't think anything clever to say, other than he just got upset on 17 and relinquished #4 in the ranking to Old Spice. a couple'a doggies,a couple'a birdies and a skin, makes this "smelly" Slammer the only choice for first star.
XL Easy
Welcome back XL Easy. After claiming that he only hit a couple of putts in the basement this season, his first round on the Slammer Tour since October 10th, 2010, was worth noting. It started with Turtle on 14, then he took care of his TC Senior match against Pouf on 15, then sealed the deal with a victory on the 17th over Danger in their TC C match. He climbs from 334 to 31 in the ranks. Wow!
Pepilepu
We have yet another "smelly" Slammer pumping out a star-worthy performance. Poor Shorts and ShortStack don't like the numbers 13 and 14. Then Pepi's TC opponent, HullAss was 14 holed, allowing him to advance. He rounded off his 3rd star performance by taking home Rover, Tweety and BigBird. OK, he had a doggie and 2 birds. PEEEuuuuu!
Onsite Coordinator
  • PizzaMan
Stats
  • Attendance: 24
  • Scoring Average: 91
  • Birdie Average: 0.5
  • Course Rating: 8
  • Best aspects of course: The employees!
Kids
  • The Kids earned $24
Event Fees
  • ST Member: $48
  • EG Member: $43
  • EG Unl. Member: $38

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
The Game [112] FrenchHooligan [70] 12 Precious [118] Chef [2] 13
Pepilepu [38] Shorts [26] 13 Small Pak [189] KaDaver [10] 13
Danger [185] Turtle [83] 14 HullAss [68] Pepilepu [38] 14
XL Easy [344] Turtle [83] 14 Precious [118] KaDaver [10] 14
The Game [112] ToothFairy [61] 14 Small Pak [189] Precious [118] 14
The Game [112] BigTee [40] 14 HullAss [68] Shorts [26] 15
Pepilepu [38] ShortStack [24] 14 HullAss [68] ShortStack [24] 15
Old Spice [16] Popeye [12] 15 Swanny [49] Old Spice [16] 16
XL Easy [344] Pouf [31] 15 Popeye [12] Crenshaw [4] 17
Juice [53] Stevie Ray [47] 17 Juice [53] PizzaMan [50] 17
Swanny [49] Popeye [12] 17 FrenchHooligan [70] ToothFairy [61] 17
XL Easy [344] Danger [185] 17 Turtle [83] Pouf [31] 17
Shorts [26] ShortStack [24] 17 PizzaMan [50] Stevie Ray [47] 18
Old Spice [16] Crenshaw [4] 18 KaDaver [10] Chef [2] 18
Swanny [49] Crenshaw [4] 18 PizzaMan [50] IronMaiden [22] 18
Stevie Ray [47] IronMaiden [22] 18
Juice [53] IronMaiden [22] 18
ToothFairy [61] BigTee [40] 18
FrenchHooligan [70] BigTee [40] 18
Danger [185] Pouf [31] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
Old Spice 82 2 0 2 48 1 19 3-0-0 6
Pepilepu 88 2 0 1 24 0 0 3-0-0 6
The Game 88 1 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
XL Easy 94 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
KaDaver 80 1 0 0 0 1 19 2-1-0 4
Swanny 85 1 0 0 0 1 19 2-1-0 4
PizzaMan 87 1 0 0 0 1 19 1-0-2 4
Chef 79 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-0 4
IronMaiden 91 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-0-2 4
Shorts 93 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Pouf 97 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
ToothFairy 90 1 0 1 24 0 0 1-1-1 3
Juice 91 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-1 3
Danger 98 2 0 0 0 2 38 1-2-0 2
Crenshaw 84 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
BigTee 91 1 0 0 0 0 0 0-1-2 2
Precious 93 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
ShortStack 98 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
FrenchHooligan 91 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-1 1
Stevie Ray 96 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-1 1
Turtle 105 0 0 1 24 0 0 0-3-0 0
Popeye 85 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Small Pak 97 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-0 0
HullAss 109 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 4 4 3 5 4 4 4 3 5 36 3 4 3 4 4 5 3 5 4 35 71
Danger 5 7 4 6 6 3 5 2 8 46 4 4 4 7 5 6 6 8 8 52 98 2
KaDaver 5 5 4 7 4 5 5 3 5 43 3 4 2 5 4 6 3 5 5 37 80 1
Old Spice 7 5 2 4 5 6 4 3 6 42 3 6 4 4 4 5 4 5 5 40 82 1
Swanny 5 6 5 5 5 5 5 3 8 47 3 4 3 5 4 6 4 4 5 38 85 1
PizzaMan 4 7 4 6 5 5 3 3 6 43 4 5 3 6 4 6 4 6 6 44 87 1
Chef 5 5 3 5 4 6 5 3 5 41 3 5 4 4 4 5 4 5 4 38 79 0
Crenshaw 7 4 3 6 5 5 5 3 6 44 4 5 3 5 5 5 3 5 5 40 84 0
Popeye 4 7 3 5 5 4 5 4 6 43 3 5 3 6 5 6 4 6 4 42 85 0
Pepilepu 7 4 3 4 5 6 5 3 7 44 3 5 6 3 5 6 3 7 6 44 88 0
The Game 5 4 3 6 5 5 5 3 5 41 3 7 3 5 4 4 5 8 8 47 88 0
ToothFairy 5 6 4 7 5 5 5 4 7 48 5 5 3 5 5 4 4 6 5 42 90 0
Juice 6 5 3 6 5 6 5 5 6 47 5 5 3 4 4 5 4 8 6 44 91 0
BigTee 7 6 4 6 4 6 6 3 7 49 5 5 4 3 5 6 4 6 4 42 91 0
FrenchHooligan 6 5 5 7 5 6 6 4 6 50 3 5 3 5 5 5 3 7 5 41 91 0
Precious 6 6 3 6 5 5 6 3 6 46 3 8 4 5 4 7 4 6 6 47 93 0
Shorts 7 6 4 5 6 6 6 3 8 51 4 5 3 6 5 5 5 5 4 42 93 0
XL Easy 7 5 3 8 4 5 8 4 6 50 3 6 3 4 5 6 4 7 6 44 94 0
Stevie Ray 8 5 3 7 7 4 7 3 5 49 4 5 5 5 6 5 3 8 6 47 96 0
Small Pak 6 7 4 6 4 5 5 5 7 49 4 5 5 6 6 6 4 6 6 48 97 0
Pouf 7 5 4 8 5 6 5 3 6 49 4 6 3 5 5 8 4 6 7 48 97 0
ShortStack 8 7 4 6 5 5 5 4 6 50 4 5 5 5 6 5 5 7 6 48 98 0
Turtle 6 7 4 8 4 6 8 3 8 54 4 7 4 4 6 7 4 8 7 51 105 0
HullAss 6 8 5 5 5 7 7 3 7 53 3 7 5 8 8 8 4 7 6 56 109 0
TOTAL 0 0 1 0 0 1 1 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 6
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
1U 2U 3U 4U 4U 3U 3U 4U 5U 6U 6U 7U - - - - - -
5 5 3 5 4 6 5 3 5 3 5 4 - - - - - -
6 7 4 6 4 5 5 5 7 4 5 5 - - - - - -
- - - - - -
RESULT: Chef wins 7 and 6 Start match at hole:
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