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Notables

  • .....Tour Championship Update.....
  • Mixed...ToothFairy / Spud over Cash / Ripzone.
  • ...'B'...T-Bone over Popeye.
  • Popeye's Culligan Water Doggie Report...Crenshaw, Chef and Juice each with 1, while ToothFairy nabbed 2.
  • IronMaiden's Evolution Physio Skins Report...With birdies, Chef and Clang, each with 1 and Rio with 3. Cash had one skin with and EAGLE!
  • IronMaiden defends again at Gatineau going 3-0.
  • Playing with 3 'A' classers from the back tees, Clang goes 1-1-1 with 4 birdies.

Quotables

  • They weren't Eddie-worthy.
  • You're the lowest man on the manhood totem pole.
  • Team South rocks!
  • I had a mosquito in my ear when I was stroking it.
  • I can taste the mud.
  • I'm not sure why I'm not upset after that shot.
  • Are we having fun yet?
  • Team South will be tough to beat.
  • Chef has still not beaten Rio.
Event: Gatineau
Sun Jul 7, 2013
Summary
Qualifying is now 'CLOSED' for the 2013 Commish Cup at Casselview golf Club next Saturday. Congratulations to all those who made the cut as selections went down to the last minute today. Though it got a little wet out there, it did not affect the Slammers as some great performances highlighted the day.

Stars
ToothFairy
I'm sure Mr.Hooligan is disappointed that this Slammer did not qualify for Team Quebec as '2'thFairy put together an 'A' class performance today. She, along with her partner, Spud, took out Cash and Ripzone in the team and individual competition. '2'thFairy went '2-0, got '2' birdies, and put down '2' pink doggie balls on her way to a first star performance. Way '2' go!
T-Bone
I wonder if T-Bone's performance today will inspire his Team Central in next Saturday's Commish Cup. He started with 2 upset victories over Small Pak and PizzaMan, then took care of his TC 'B' match with Popeye on the 17th. A couple of early birdies made a come back insurmountable for his opponents. Well done!
Flyer (r)
"Commish Cup, here I come!", might have been ringing through Flyer's head as he completed another great match play round on the Slammer Tour. It started with Raker and ended with 'A' classer, Pipeline, but the most sough after victory came at the hands of Skeeter. With that win, Flyer moved into the top 30 and vaulted himself onto Team South. Awesome!
Onsite Coordinator
  • PizzaMan
Stats
  • Attendance: 20
  • Scoring Average: 87
  • Birdie Average: 1.05
  • Course Rating: 9
  • Best aspects of course: Despite steady rain, the course held up nicely.
Kids
  • The Kids earned $25
Event Fees
  • ST Member: $48
  • EG Member: $43
  • EG Unl. Member: $38
Total for The Kids

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
Flyer (r) [66] Skeeter [25] 15 Princess [253] Juice [122] 11
Clang [110] Crenshaw [6] 16 Princess [253] IronMaiden [13] 11
T-Bone [44] PizzaMan [12] 16 Ripzone [174] Spud [34] 13
Popeye [97] PizzaMan [12] 17 Princess [253] GreenReader [81] 13
Pipeline [43] Skeeter [25] 17 Raker [162] Flyer (r) [66] 13
Flyer (r) [66] Pipeline [43] 17 Crenshaw [6] Chef [3] 14
Popeye [97] Smallpak [51] 17 Clang [110] Chef [3] 14
GreenReader [81] IronMaiden [13] 15
Smallpak [51] T-Bone [44] 15
Ripzone [174] ToothFairy [50] 15
Crenshaw [6] Rio [172] 16
Juice [122] IronMaiden [13] 16
Raker [162] Skeeter [25] 16
Popeye [97] T-Bone [44] 17
Rio [172] Chef [3] 18
Smallpak [51] PizzaMan [12] 18
Rio [172] Clang [110] 18
Cash [257] Spud [34] 18
Cash [257] ToothFairy [50] 18
GreenReader [81] Juice [122] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
T-Bone 79 2 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
IronMaiden 82 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Flyer (r) 84 1 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Chef 77 1 0 1 20 1 14 2-0-1 5
ToothFairy 79 2 0 2 40 0 0 2-0-0 4
Juice 87 2 0 1 20 0 0 2-1-0 4
Rio 75 4 0 0 0 3 42 1-0-2 4
Popeye 88 1 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Clang 78 4 0 0 0 1 14 1-1-1 3
Spud 78 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-0-1 3
PizzaMan 90 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Pipeline 91 1 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-0 2
GreenReader 91 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Skeeter 98 1 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Cash 80 1 1 0 0 1 14 0-1-1 1
Crenshaw 83 0 0 1 20 0 0 0-3-0 0
Ripzone 91 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-0 0
Smallpak 91 1 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Raker 101 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-0 0
Princess 111 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 4 4 3 5 4 4 4 3 5 36 3 4 3 4 4 5 3 5 4 35 71
Rio 5 3 3 6 4 4 6 3 6 40 3 4 3 3 3 6 4 4 5 35 75 3
Chef 4 4 3 6 4 4 5 2 5 37 3 4 4 5 4 6 3 6 5 40 77 1
Clang 5 5 2 4 5 5 5 3 5 39 4 5 2 5 6 5 4 4 4 39 78 1
Cash 6 5 3 6 6 8 4 3 5 46 5 3 3 4 4 5 3 3 4 34 80 1
Spud 6 4 3 5 5 4 5 3 5 40 3 4 4 4 4 6 3 6 4 38 78 0
T-Bone 5 4 4 4 3 4 4 4 6 38 5 6 3 4 6 5 3 5 4 41 79 0
ToothFairy 5 4 2 4 4 6 5 5 5 40 4 4 3 4 5 6 3 6 4 39 79 0
Crenshaw 5 6 3 6 4 4 5 3 6 42 3 5 3 6 5 5 5 5 4 41 83 0
Flyer (r) 5 5 3 6 6 7 5 4 5 46 3 3 3 6 5 6 3 5 4 38 84 0
Juice 6 7 3 4 4 5 6 4 6 45 3 3 5 5 6 6 4 5 5 42 87 0
Popeye 4 5 2 5 5 8 8 4 6 47 4 4 4 4 5 6 3 5 6 41 88 0
PizzaMan 7 6 3 5 5 7 6 3 6 48 4 5 3 6 6 5 3 6 4 42 90 0
Ripzone 4 7 4 7 5 5 6 4 5 47 5 5 3 4 5 7 4 6 5 44 91 0
GreenReader 6 6 3 5 4 6 5 4 8 47 5 5 4 4 5 6 4 6 5 44 91 0
Pipeline 6 6 3 5 3 8 5 3 6 45 6 6 3 5 5 6 3 6 6 46 91 0
Skeeter 6 8 3 4 4 5 8 4 6 48 5 5 5 7 4 6 4 8 6 50 98 0
Princess 8 8 4 5 5 6 7 3 8 54 5 8 5 4 7 7 6 8 7 57 111 0
TOTAL 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 1 1 1 0 0 1 0 6
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
AS 1U AS AS 1U AS AS AS 1U AS 1U 2U 1U 1U 1U AS
5 3 3 6 4 4 6 3 6 3 4 3 3 3 6 4 4 5
5 5 2 4 5 5 5 3 5 4 5 2 5 6 5 4 4 4
AS AS 1U AS AS AS 1U AS AS AS
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