The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

Number 7 bests Gator in their TC match.
Precious oysterizes Pearls in their TC match.
Sunshine outshines Special K in their TC match.
Professor overrules LegalEagle in their TC match.
Hacker gouges XTour in their TC match.
Zenantics has a perfect 3-0 day and holds on to his ranking!.
Duke also has a perfect 3-0 day, but can't stay for the buffet.
Hi Helen !
Thank you Hacker for distributing the Culligan Water Doggies worth $25 each to Special K, Grumpy's doll, GoTee and Luge.
Thanks to Grumpy for his pace of play example during the Evolution Physio Skins, and distributing $20 skins to BearCat, GoTee, Zenantics and Smitty.

Quotables

Tell the Kids I want a receipt.
No such thing as bad beer, just some are better than others.
I decided to stay in Morrisburg last night.
There is money on the ground in the parking lot.
Free buffet !
Nice angle under the leaves.
I'm not shaking your hand.
It was close to being good !
You are number 6 not Number7.
Well, I played the first 3 holes with you guys....It's finally over.
I hate tournaments !
Are lectures considered quotables ?
What exactly is a Pace of Play event?
The OC is that well dressed guy over there !

Sun Jun 23, 2013

Summary
Twenty Slammers enjoyed 40 degree temperatures, free range balls, TC matches, perfect hospitality, excellent course conditions, Slammerbanter and a free all you can eat buffet !

Stars
	Number 7
	Number 7 is now number 6 as he shot his lifetime best round 79 and took out Cuba and Gator and tied Smitty , in spite of the Leafs trading 2 future hall of famers for a backup goalie earlier that day. He also won his TC match.
	BearCat
	Bearcat was 3-0 with victories over Pearls, Precious and Grumpy, had a skin, and was a dozen better than his scoring median. He shaved and got a haircut too !
	Professor
	The Professor schooled his 3 adversaries and climbed over 200 places in the rankings. He also won his TC match.

Onsite Coordinator

Cuba

Stats

Attendance: 20
Scoring Average: 92
Birdie Average: 0.45
Course Rating: 8.5
Best aspects of course: The ponds have big, green, loud frogs, which are really, really loud......we always enjoy tranquil natural sounds in a healthy pond habitat.

Kids

The Kids earned $22

Event Fees

ST Member: $47
EG Member: $39
EG Unl. Member: $34

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
Number 7 [B52]	Gator [B32]	11	Gator [B32]	Smitty [A6]	11
Number 7 [B52]	Cuba [A4]	16	Gator [B32]	Cuba [A4]	11
Professor [D32]	SunShine [B54]	16	Panda [D11]	Duke [A45]	11
Hacker [B35]	GoTee (r) [A37]	16	Panda [D11]	Flyer (r) [B30]	12
Smitty [A6]	Cuba [A4]	17	Grumpy [D4]	BearCat [B57]	13
Precious [C20]	Pearls (r) [C18]	17	Panda [D11]	Luge [C23]	13
			XTour [B55]	Zenantics [A18]	14
			Special K (r) [D136]	Professor [D32]	14
			Grumpy [D4]	Precious [C20]	14
			Flyer (r) [B30]	Duke [A45]	14
			Hacker [B35]	Zenantics [A18]	15
			Luge [C23]	Duke [A45]	15
			XTour [B55]	Hacker [B35]	16
			GoTee (r) [A37]	Zenantics [A18]	16
			Precious [C20]	BearCat [B57]	16
			Pearls (r) [C18]	BearCat [B57]	16
			Legal Eagle [C176]	Professor [D32]	17
			Special K (r) [D136]	SunShine [B54]	17
			Special K (r) [D136]	Legal Eagle [C176]	17
			Grumpy [D4]	Pearls (r) [C18]	17
			XTour [B55]	GoTee (r) [A37]	17
			Luge [C23]	Flyer (r) [B30]	17
			Number 7 [B52]	Smitty [A6]	18
			Legal Eagle [C176]	SunShine [B54]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
Zenantics	77	2	0	0	0	1	20	3-0-0	6
BearCat	87	1	0	0	0	1	20	3-0-0	6
Duke	90	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Professor	95	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Smitty	81	1	0	0	0	1	20	2-0-1	5
Number 7	79	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-1	5
Hacker	83	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Flyer (r)	93	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Precious	93	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
SunShine	96	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
GoTee (r)	87	1	0	1	25	1	20	1-2-0	2
Luge	97	0	0	1	25	0	0	1-2-0	2
Cuba	86	1	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Pearls (r)	97	1	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Legal Eagle	98	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Special K (r)	102	0	0	1	25	0	0	0-3-0	0
Grumpy	103	0	0	1	25	0	0	0-3-0	0
XTour	86	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Gator	96	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Panda	110	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	5	4	3	4	3	5	3	4	5	36	4	4	5	4	4	4	3	4	4	36	72
Zenantics	5	3	3	5	3	5	4	4	5	37	5	5	5	4	4	3	3	6	5	40	77	1
Smitty	5	4	4	4	3	6	4	3	5	38	4	5	7	4	5	6	4	4	4	43	81	1
BearCat	4	5	4	4	3	6	3	6	7	42	6	5	7	4	5	6	3	4	5	45	87	1
GoTee (r)	7	6	3	4	2	5	3	6	7	43	5	5	5	5	4	5	6	4	5	44	87	1
Number 7	5	4	3	4	4	5	4	4	5	38	4	6	4	5	5	4	3	4	6	41	79	0
Hacker	6	5	3	4	3	5	5	4	6	41	4	7	5	4	4	5	3	4	6	42	83	0
XTour	5	6	4	6	3	5	4	4	7	44	4	6	5	4	5	5	4	5	4	42	86	0
Cuba	5	3	4	6	4	5	3	4	6	40	5	6	6	4	4	5	5	5	6	46	86	0
Duke	6	4	4	4	3	8	4	4	6	43	4	4	6	5	5	6	4	6	7	47	90	0
Flyer (r)	6	4	5	6	4	5	4	6	7	47	5	5	5	4	8	6	4	4	5	46	93	0
Gator	5	4	4	7	5	8	6	6	8	53	6	6	6	5	4	5	3	4	4	43	96	0
SunShine	6	8	4	6	4	8	4	5	6	51	5	4	4	8	5	6	5	4	4	45	96	0
Luge	8	4	4	6	5	6	4	6	5	48	6	5	6	6	4	6	3	5	8	49	97	0
Legal Eagle	6	7	4	4	4	8	4	4	7	48	6	4	6	5	8	5	5	5	6	50	98	0
Grumpy	8	4	5	8	3	8	4	8	8	56	6	4	8	4	5	5	3	6	6	47	103	0
Panda	6	6	5	6	5	8	5	7	8	56	5	6	7	6	7	7	6	5	5	54	110	0
TOTAL	1	0	0	0	1	0	0	1	0		0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0			4
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18
	AS	1U	2U	3U	3U	3U	3U	3U	4U	3U	4U	4U	4U	5U	-	-	-	-
	5	3	3	5	3	5	4	4	5	5	5	5	4	4	-	-	-	-
	5	6	4	6	3	5	4	4	7	4	6	5	4	5	-	-	-	-
	AS														-	-	-	-
RESULT: Zenantics wins 5 and 4 Start match at hole:

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