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Notables

  • Tour Championship Results
  • ...Duke defeated Chip Me in on #14.
  • ...JMoney defeated Spoonhead on #13.
  • ...Albatross defeated Pepilepu on #17.
  • Bookie pitches his ball toward the green, only to have his ball hit the retaining wall and ricochet back at his head. Fortunately, he is a spry super senior, and managed to dodge the impending head trauma. It was quite amusing. Sorry Bookie.
  • ShortStack presented the 'short-shots'(doggies) today for Culligan to Shades, Phill, GreenReader and Chip Me In at 25 bones each.
  • IronMaiden was on skin duty and presented two to ShortStack with back-to-back birdies, and one each to Bookie, PizzaMan, Phill, Albatross, Shades and Gwimmy with birdies, and Duke with the lone par skin.
  • Thank you lady and gentleman.

Quotables

  • Show me some mercy!
  • I can get an eight by hitting the fairway!
  • I thought the turkey was charging us
  • "Duck!"
  • If only I had six more inches
  • Said to Number7's opponents on the first tee...It's OK of he gets ahead, he'll choke in the end, he's a Leaf fan.
  • Ladies and gentlemen and Leaf fans.
Event: Loch March
Sun May 19, 2013
Summary
I was a little nervous that those little "no-see-ums" would eat us alive. However, the slight drizzle throughout the day was just enough to keep them away, without putting a "damper" on the day at Loch March, one of Ottawa's premier golf destinations. 20 Slammers made the trip down the Queensway well before the Sens traffic could cause any headaches, to participate in many tight matches, on a course that presented amazing conditions.

Stars
Albatross
Albatross was top dog today. He was the only star today to earn a skin for his birdie on #9. He had victory today over Raker and a tie with GreenReader, but his big win came over Pepilepu during their TC 'B' match. Well done Mr Tat.
Compressor
Today Compressor was certainly compressing the little white dimples on the ball as he added 6 points to his stats. Pozzo and Number7 were upset on holes 16 and 18, while Gwimmy couldn't pull off the upset and fell to Compressor on 17. He climbs from 192 to 42 in the Slammer Rankings. Well done!
Aggy
Aggy took care of business today. SunShine was shelled on 14, Phill phell on 15, while Shades was shelacked on the 18th. All upsets, by the way. Well done!
Onsite Coordinator
  • PizzaMan
Stats
  • Attendance: 20
  • Scoring Average: 95
  • Birdie Average: 0.4
  • Course Rating: 9
  • Best aspects of course: Greens were fiiiine!
Kids
  • The Kids earned $12
Event Fees
  • ST Member: $57
  • EG Member: $49
  • EG Unl. Member: $42

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
J Money [176] SpoonHead [141] 13 Bookie [42] ShortStack [22] 13
Aggy [265] SunShine [111] 14 Chip me in [205] Duke [99] 14
Albatross [67] Raker [61] 15 Raker [61] Pepilepu [34] 15
Number 7 [57] Pozzo [44] 15 Gwimmy (r) [634] Number 7 [57] 15
Aggy [265] Philll (r) [108] 15 PizzaMan [51] ShortStack [22] 15
GreenReader [82] Pepilepu [34] 16 SpoonHead [141] Duke [99] 15
Shades [217] SunShine [111] 16 IronMaiden [50] Bookie [42] 17
Compressor [195] Pozzo [44] 16 Gwimmy (r) [634] Compressor [195] 17
Chip me in [205] SpoonHead [141] 17 Chip me in [205] J Money [176] 17
Albatross [67] Pepilepu [34] 17 GreenReader [82] Albatross [67] 18
Shades [217] Philll (r) [108] 17 J Money [176] Duke [99] 18
PizzaMan [51] Bookie [42] 18 SunShine [111] Philll (r) [108] 18
PizzaMan [51] IronMaiden [50] 18
Compressor [195] Number 7 [57] 18
Aggy [265] Shades [217] 18
GreenReader [82] Raker [61] 18
Gwimmy (r) [634] Pozzo [44] 18
IronMaiden [50] ShortStack [22] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
Aggy 89 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Compressor 90 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
GreenReader 93 0 0 1 25 0 0 2-0-1 5
Albatross 92 1 0 0 0 1 10 2-0-1 5
Duke 92 0 0 0 0 1 10 2-0-1 5
J Money 90 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-1 5
Shades 91 1 0 1 25 1 10 2-1-0 4
ShortStack 90 2 0 0 0 2 20 2-1-0 4
PizzaMan 95 1 0 0 0 1 10 2-1-0 4
Number 7 95 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Philll (r) 96 1 0 1 25 1 10 1-2-0 2
Chip me in 99 0 0 1 25 0 0 1-2-0 2
Bookie 93 1 0 0 0 1 10 1-2-0 2
Gwimmy (r) 97 1 0 0 0 1 10 1-2-0 2
IronMaiden 95 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Pepilepu 96 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Pozzo 98 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
SpoonHead 100 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
SunShine 103 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Raker 104 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 4 3 4 4 5 5 3 4 4 36 4 4 4 3 5 5 3 4 4 36 72
ShortStack 5 3 3 3 5 5 6 5 5 40 5 4 6 4 7 7 4 7 6 50 90 2
Shades 6 4 5 4 8 5 5 5 4 46 5 6 6 5 4 7 3 5 4 45 91 1
Albatross 8 4 5 4 8 5 3 8 3 48 8 5 5 3 6 5 3 4 5 44 92 1
Duke 6 3 4 7 5 5 4 6 4 44 4 5 7 3 8 5 4 6 6 48 92 1
Bookie 6 4 4 7 6 5 3 5 5 45 8 7 3 5 5 5 3 5 7 48 93 1
PizzaMan 8 4 4 6 4 5 7 5 4 47 7 5 6 4 6 7 3 5 5 48 95 1
Philll (r) 8 4 5 4 8 6 2 5 5 47 7 5 5 4 8 7 4 5 4 49 96 1
Gwimmy (r) 7 3 5 5 5 6 8 6 5 50 5 5 6 5 7 7 2 5 5 47 97 1
Aggy 6 4 4 5 6 6 4 5 4 44 5 6 4 5 6 6 4 5 4 45 89 0
J Money 6 4 5 5 6 6 3 6 5 46 5 5 5 3 8 5 3 5 5 44 90 0
Compressor 5 4 5 5 8 8 5 4 5 49 5 5 7 3 5 5 3 4 4 41 90 0
GreenReader 6 3 5 4 5 6 5 8 5 47 6 4 6 3 6 8 3 6 4 46 93 0
Number 7 5 4 8 5 5 8 6 4 4 49 5 5 6 3 5 5 7 5 5 46 95 0
IronMaiden 8 3 5 7 5 5 7 5 5 50 5 4 5 4 6 6 4 6 5 45 95 0
Pepilepu 5 4 4 4 6 7 8 5 5 48 7 5 5 4 8 6 3 5 5 48 96 0
Pozzo 5 3 4 5 8 6 6 5 6 48 6 6 7 3 5 7 3 6 7 50 98 0
Chip me in 7 4 4 5 6 5 6 6 5 48 5 7 5 3 8 8 3 6 6 51 99 0
SpoonHead 6 4 5 6 5 8 4 6 6 50 7 5 6 4 6 7 5 6 4 50 100 0
TOTAL 0 0 1 1 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 0 9
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
AS AS 1U AS 1U AS 1U 1U 1U 1U 1U 2U 2U 1U 2U 1U 1U 1U
6 4 4 5 6 6 4 5 4 5 6 4 5 6 6 4 5 4
6 4 5 4 8 5 5 5 4 5 6 6 5 4 7 3 5 4
AS AS AS AS
RESULT: Aggy wins on the 18th hole Start match at hole:
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