 Notables - TC ‘C’ Match – BearCat’s par on #18 defeats Pommie and enables him to move to the 2nd round.
- Pace of play - Today's 1st group has an awesome 4:05 pace.
- Dracula has really become a regular on the Tour, his head cover was the highlight of the event. Now everybody is waiting to see his home made doggie balls. Someone suggested they should be blood red.
- Milestone Alert – Juice became the 52nd Slammer to earn 250 points. Seeing as she beat both BearCat and Pommie on the 14th hole, when they both carded an eight, we will have to ask which one got the first eight.
- Thanks to Iron Maiden for doing the Skin Report and handing out Evolution Physio’s 26 bones each.
- Pommie was the only Slammer to win a skin today. He prevented the Slammette sweep.
- Hey Culligan Man! Swanny was the water boy today, distributing the doggie bones.
- Ever see that plastic red poinsettia on the left side of the fairway on #6?
 Quotables
- “Look out guys, she brought cleavage today.” “Ya and it unzips.”
- “Dracula, keep your teeth off LuvLife.”
- After Dracula hits a big drive on #1, “Damn it, I had garlic in the fridge, I should have brought it.”
- “Will Iron Maiden get her 100th career doggie today?”
- “Are you allowed to stick handle a Pommie? I feel like I am cheating because this ball is not even supposed to be here.”
- “You know why Dracula does so well? He stays clear of the stakes!”
- “Welcome to the Slammer-ier Tour.”
- “I never heard Pommie swear so much!”
- “Can you lend me some golf balls? I have to keep leaving mine as doggie balls.”
- “One doggie, hahahaha. Two doggies hahahaha. Three doggies hahahaha.”
- “Ya ever been?”
- “I’ll take an eight.” “That’s good, because we won’t let you shoot out of there again!”
- “Gotta beat that bloodsucker.”
- “You should have seen BigTee and me, we both three putted on 13.”
- “My record is still unblemished. There is no ‘W’ on my stats sheet.’
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Sat May 4, 2013
Summary
Glorious weather! I’m contemplating playing it down today, assuming that my OC brother at Canadian is probably considering doing the same. I go into the club house and consult with Bill. He suggests against it because a few of the fairways have been thatched. So we play regular summer Slammer rules. While conversing with Bill, I informed him that another Pro played his Slammer debut yesterday and asked him when HE was going to join us. “I’m always working” was his reply. Maybe some day.
| Stars |
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Dracula |
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3-0, 3 dogs, moved up to 32 from 94 with his upset of Intruder. He also upset Pizzaman. They were 1-1 career. This was introduced as their rubber match. After being judged as a whiner about his three putt on thirteen, Dracula gets charged and smilingly donates a blue one for the kids. |
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Big Tee |
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3-0, includes an upset over Swanny to move from 91st to 59th on the Slammer ladder. His thirteen footer on #17 prevented the Dracula sweep. That was to the chagrin of Gator - whose ball was safe until the last group arrived. He got the nod as 2nd star today, after the Skin Report, which mentioned him cutting off ShortStack a few times. |
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ShortStack |
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3-0, including his upset victory over Juice, jumping him from 45th to 16th. This too was their rubber match. During introductions, it was suggested this may be ShortStack's home course. This is the course he has played the most often and also where he has recorded his best score of the season. Well, today, he lowered his personal best. |
| | Onsite Coordinator
Stats
- Attendance: 16
- Scoring Average: 96
- Birdie Average: 0.13
- Course Rating: 8.5
- Best aspects of course: It's always good when the last group says "great pace."
Kids
Event Fees
- ST Member: $40
- EG Member: $35
- EG Unl. Member: $30
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| UPSETS |
DEFENCES |
| Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
| Big Tee [B31] |
Swanny [A22] |
13 |
Luvlife [D4] |
PizzaMan [A18] |
10 |
| Big Guy [D7] |
Grumpy [D2] |
15 |
Luvlife [D4] |
Dracula [A31] |
10 |
| chill [B21] |
Swanny [A22] |
15 |
Grumpy [D2] |
IronMaiden [B3] |
12 |
| ShortStack [A19] |
Juice [A12] |
17 |
Gazzif [D5] |
Big Tee [B31] |
12 |
| Dracula [A31] |
PizzaMan [A18] |
17 |
Gazzif [D5] |
chill [B21] |
13 |
| Big Tee [B31] |
chill [B21] |
17 |
BearCat [B16] |
ShortStack [A19] |
13 |
| Dracula [A31] |
Intruder [A16] |
17 |
Pommie [C29] |
ShortStack [A19] |
13 |
| PizzaMan [A18] |
Intruder [A16] |
18 |
BearCat [B16] |
Juice [A12] |
14 |
|
|
|
Pommie [C29] |
Juice [A12] |
14 |
|
|
|
Gazzif [D5] |
Swanny [A22] |
14 |
|
|
|
Grumpy [D2] |
Gator [B14] |
14 |
|
|
|
Big Guy [D7] |
IronMaiden [B3] |
16 |
|
|
|
Gator [B14] |
IronMaiden [B3] |
16 |
|
|
|
Big Guy [D7] |
Gator [B14] |
16 |
|
|
|
Pommie [C29] |
BearCat [B16] |
18 |
| INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS |
| Slammer |
Score |
Birds |
Eagles |
Dogs |
Bones |
Skins |
Bones |
Record |
Points |
|
Dracula |
87 |
0 |
0 |
3 |
60 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
Big Tee |
79 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
ShortStack |
87 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
IronMaiden |
93 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
chill |
84 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
26 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
Juice |
93 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
26 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
PizzaMan |
88 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
Gator |
95 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
Swanny |
94 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
BearCat |
99 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
Big Guy |
102 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
Pommie |
105 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
26 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
|
Intruder |
90 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-2-0 |
0 |
|
Grumpy |
105 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
|
Gazzif |
113 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
|
Luvlife |
122 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-2-0 |
0 |
| SKINS |
| HOLE |
1 |
2 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
8 |
9 |
OUT |
10 |
11 |
12 |
13 |
14 |
15 |
16 |
17 |
18 |
IN |
TOTAL |
SKINS |
| PAR |
4 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
35 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
35 |
70 |
|
| chill |
6 |
6 |
5 |
3 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
44 |
3 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
40 |
84 |
1 |
| Juice |
5 |
5 |
7 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
46 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
3 |
8 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
47 |
93 |
1 |
| Pommie |
7 |
8 |
5 |
4 |
7 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
53 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
8 |
7 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
52 |
105 |
1 |
| Big Tee |
5 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
7 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
40 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
3 |
4 |
39 |
79 |
0 |
| ShortStack |
4 |
4 |
7 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
43 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
44 |
87 |
0 |
| Dracula |
6 |
6 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
7 |
6 |
5 |
3 |
46 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
41 |
87 |
0 |
| PizzaMan |
4 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
7 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
3 |
42 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
8 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
46 |
88 |
0 |
| Intruder |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
7 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
45 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
45 |
90 |
0 |
| IronMaiden |
7 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
43 |
4 |
7 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
50 |
93 |
0 |
| Swanny |
7 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
7 |
3 |
47 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
7 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
8 |
47 |
94 |
0 |
| Gator |
8 |
6 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
48 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
8 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
47 |
95 |
0 |
| BearCat |
6 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
49 |
4 |
8 |
6 |
5 |
8 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
50 |
99 |
0 |
| Big Guy |
5 |
8 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
8 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
52 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
7 |
5 |
7 |
50 |
102 |
0 |
| Grumpy |
7 |
7 |
6 |
4 |
8 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
52 |
6 |
7 |
7 |
6 |
7 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
53 |
105 |
0 |
| Gazzif |
8 |
8 |
7 |
3 |
6 |
8 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
55 |
8 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
7 |
8 |
8 |
5 |
7 |
58 |
113 |
0 |
| Luvlife |
8 |
8 |
8 |
5 |
8 |
7 |
8 |
7 |
4 |
63 |
6 |
8 |
8 |
5 |
8 |
5 |
8 |
5 |
6 |
59 |
122 |
0 |
| TOTAL |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
|
1 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
|
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3 |
| Legend |
E |
Eagle or Better |
B |
Birdie |
P |
Par |
G |
Bogey or Greater |
C |
Cut-off birdie |
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