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Notables

  • TC matches. On the final day of the 1st round, Wally takes down Goofy 8 and 6. Goofy had a double TC event. He and Grumpy could settle nothing after 18. On the 19th hole, Grumpy’s eight footer rimmed the hole to advance this newcomer, Goofy, to the 2nd round.
  • Pace of play. As the 1st group left, there was concern about POP, all four were gathered together and instructions and warnings were issued. The remaining 12 of the field heard and concurred. It is always good when the last group comes in at 4.10.
  • During the three stars announcement, Grumpy was guilty of whining about the difficulties when the sheets aren’t filled out correctly. He submitted his twonie. There were announcements made about the multiple ties, and the number of undefeated Slammers today, so I believe the whiner in the parking lot owes the kids.
  • Thank you Pepi for doing a sweet smelling job with the Culligan Doggie Report. Shorts answered the bell to do the Evolution Physio Skins Game even though he was in the final group.
  • I grew up on the same street as Wally, hung around with his two younger brothers, but never really met him. I noticed his name as Rexall’s partner in the Ottawa Sun Scramble in 2009 and 2010. Last year he joined the tour and I heard how pleasant a golfer he was to be with. After playing 18 holes with him today, I would have to adopt him as one of my favourites in a foursome. In spite of his weird putting style, and his knack at having a bird in the hand (picture to be on our facebook page soon).

Quotables

  • “The animals are hungry”
  • Manage your challenges wisely or you will end up with a foul taste.”
  • “Hey BIG - is that your little brother Go? Are you guys related?” “Lol, good one Grump. He very well could be!” “They told me to choose a nickname, but not one that rhymes with ‘umpy’”
  • “WallY, GoofY, GrumpY. I should have chosen a name ending in Y”, stated PersonalitY.
  • “That was a hip hop putt.”
  • “Mentally, I am not ready.” “Are you ever?”
  • “What’s he doing going into your pants?” “I thought it was you, so I didn’t say anything.”
  • “That wasn’t a wanker shot, it was a stupid wanker shot.”
  • “When you look up too early, all you are going to see is a bad shot”
  • “It could have been a working man’s par, except you played your second shot off the ladies’ tee.”
  • “That’s like a nooner on a scooter.” “I didn’t feel a thing!” “Me neither!”
  • “It’s the worst round ever!” “Hi Skunk!” “Is it over yet?”
  • “We are playing so badly it’s a competition for mediocrity.”
  • “We are not anal here, well I am not!”
  • “Are there taxes in Romania? You know you have to claim these bones as income tax?” “I used to have to work two weeks to get this much money”, Dracula said with tears in his eyes.
Event: Champlain
Sat Jun 1, 2013
Summary
It’s construction season. Bridges closed, lane reductions, how do you win? Play at 8:00 a.m.! Needless to say, upon arrival at Champlain, there was no fighting for parking spots, nor worrying about those already on the course. My biggest concern teeing off on number 1 was whether the halfway house was going to be open when we got there. Fifteen Slammers were gathered as the 1st group teed off. One guy was missing. He mentioned on the schedule page that he was looking for a drive. Did nobody pick up the panty wasted semi-man? Alas, Pommie arrived. Even without him at an event, his name gets shouted out many times. A great day weather wise. Four complete groups, all done in great timing, and a nineteenth hole full of typical Slammer Tour jocularity.

Stars
Dracula
Two wins, one dog, one bird good for a skin and a 2nd skin with a par. Dracula adds 40 more bones to his collection. After becoming number 5 yesterday, he successfully held off Crenshaw on the 18th hole. Hey Dracula, if you went 2-0-1, how come the 2nd star was filling out the sheet?
Zenantics
In only his 2nd game of the season, and with a win already over Deter (moving from 142 to 115), he upsets Crenshaw and continues up the ladder another 104 steps. Zenantics also won a doggie on hole 15 and caused some ‘antics’ on the 19th hole by not marking his doggie ball clearly. Zen (no relation to ZenGirl) was a good sport during the presentations, receiving some flack.
BigTee
BigTee went 3-0 today. Some people reading this will be surprised to find this out and that he earned 3rd star. There was an erroneous report and announcement at the event of another Slammer going 3-0 in this group. The score card has been doubly checked, the skin sheet was checked twice, and the email went out.
Onsite Coordinator
  • Grumpy
Stats
  • Attendance: 16
  • Scoring Average: 97
  • Birdie Average: 0.31
  • Course Rating: 5.5
  • Best aspects of course:
Kids
  • The Kids earned $25
Event Fees
  • ST Member: $42
  • EG Member: $36
  • EG Unl. Member: $30

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
Wally [161] Grumpy [89] 12 Personality Plus (r) [646] Wally [161] 10
Goofy (r) [Unr] Personality Plus (r) [646] 12 BogeyMan (r) [107] BigTee [56] 11
Zenantics [147] Rocky [120] 14 BogeyMan (r) [107] GreenReader [53] 12
GoTee (r) [150] BogeyMan (r) [107] 14 Goofy (r) [Unr] Wally [161] 12
Gator [78] Shorts [31] 15 Personality Plus (r) [646] Grumpy [89] 13
Zenantics [147] Crenshaw [7] 17 GoTee (r) [150] GreenReader [53] 13
BigTee [56] GreenReader [53] 18 GoTee (r) [150] BigTee [56] 14
Pommie [100] Shorts [31] 18 Shorts [31] Pepilepu [30] 15
Rocky [120] Dracula [5] 15
Pommie [100] Gator [78] 15
Pommie [100] Pepilepu [30] 16
Rocky [120] Crenshaw [7] 18
Gator [78] Pepilepu [30] 18
Goofy (r) [Unr] Grumpy [89] 18
Crenshaw [7] Dracula [5] 18
Zenantics [147] Dracula [5] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
Wally 86 0 0 1 20 0 0 3-0-0 6
BigTee 86 1 0 0 0 1 10 3-0-0 6
Dracula 81 1 0 1 20 2 20 2-0-1 5
Pepilepu 95 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-1 5
Gator 98 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-1 5
Zenantics 82 0 0 1 20 0 0 2-1-0 4
GreenReader 85 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Crenshaw 82 2 0 0 0 2 20 1-1-1 3
Grumpy 103 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-1 3
Goofy (r) 105 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-1 3
Pommie 105 0 0 1 20 0 0 1-2-0 2
GoTee (r) 96 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Rocky 90 1 0 0 0 1 10 0-3-0 0
Shorts 108 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
BogeyMan (r) 110 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Personality Plus (r) 132 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 5 3 5 3 5 4 3 4 4 36 5 3 4 4 4 3 4 4 4 35 71
Dracula 6 3 7 3 4 5 4 4 5 41 7 3 4 4 5 4 4 5 4 40 81 2
Crenshaw 5 2 5 4 7 5 4 4 3 39 6 4 6 5 6 3 5 4 4 43 82 2
BigTee 7 3 5 3 5 6 4 4 5 42 5 5 6 6 3 4 5 5 5 44 86 1
Rocky 7 4 7 3 6 4 4 5 4 44 5 6 5 7 5 5 4 3 6 46 90 1
Zenantics 6 3 5 3 5 5 4 4 7 42 6 3 5 5 4 3 5 4 5 40 82 0
GreenReader 7 5 5 4 5 4 3 5 5 43 6 3 4 5 4 4 4 6 6 42 85 0
Wally 5 3 6 5 5 5 3 5 5 42 5 4 5 5 4 5 6 4 6 44 86 0
Pepilepu 6 4 6 6 8 4 4 5 6 49 6 4 5 6 6 5 5 5 4 46 95 0
GoTee (r) 8 4 6 4 7 6 4 6 4 49 6 4 5 6 5 3 5 6 7 47 96 0
Gator 7 4 5 4 7 4 7 6 6 50 6 4 6 6 5 4 6 4 7 48 98 0
Grumpy 8 6 7 4 6 7 4 5 5 52 7 6 7 6 4 5 6 5 5 51 103 0
Goofy (r) 6 4 6 6 8 8 4 5 5 52 5 5 6 6 6 7 8 6 4 53 105 0
Shorts 7 5 5 4 8 4 4 8 6 51 7 4 6 6 6 8 6 7 7 57 108 0
TOTAL 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 1 1 0 0 1 0 6
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
AS AS AS AS AS AS 1U AS AS 1U 2U 1U AS 1U AS 1U
6 3 7 3 4 5 4 4 5 7 3 4 4 5 4 4 5 4
6 3 5 3 5 5 4 4 7 6 3 5 5 4 3 5 4 5
AS AS 1U 1U AS AS AS AS AS AS AS AS
RESULT: Dracula wins on the 18th hole Start match at hole:
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