The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

Nobody entered the hole in one club.
No milestones today.
No TC matches today.
Nobody was TPed today
There was a notable that we need to mention first. Please allow your thoughts and prayers to go out for the golfer that needed the ambulance. Group one was on the 17th green, and group two was on the 16th green, as we watched the golf cart escorting the paramedics down the first and second holes on the nine hole course. As we finished we saw the ambulance leave the parking lot with lights and siren on.
Notable TWO - we say hello to SmallFry {joining the family of shorts - shorty - shortstack - small pak?}, who had to wait for the FIFA world cup to end before he could come out to golf.
Notable THREE - the first group gave the public a three hole head start - and then had to wait for a onesome on every shot from the 6th tee to the 10th green. Scared him off when SuperSy hit past him {he was in the bushes and wasnt visible}. Hole eleven had no delays, and with a few miscues on 12 & 13, we caught the next group and had to wait for them on each of the last four holes. It would have been a 3.5 hour round and the second group kept up.
Notable FOUR - group one stood on the 13th tee. Group two was on the 12th tee. There was a shot to our left in the bushes. It came in HOT! see the second quotable bullet below.
Notable FIVE - SuperSy was introduced and it was said that today would be his best round of the year. Well, mired in D - he came out and shot a B type game... good luck tomorrow - keep it up.
Notable SIX - below you will see some quotes about Knickers. Update - he DID NOT leave, found us, won his doggie bones and paid his fives. The irony is that as we were looking for him - he was only about ten feet away and on the other side of the window.
Notable SEVEN - on June 22nd, during the second half of a double header at Loyalist, there were NO upsets {not a very common occurance}. Today in the first group every match was an upset. In group two every match was a successful defence. Another rarity. It was match play at its best as seven of the dozen matches were all decided along the north border of the course {16, 17 & 18 tees}.
Thank you Ozzie and pointZero for stepping up and helping. Ozzie not only did the Dynamic Chiro & Physio skins report. He also collected the Culligan Water doggie bones as pZ was last to arrive. REMINDER to all - even rookies, OCs need your assistance to do this and please dont leave it all up to off duty OCs.

Quotables

"Call him GrumpyTee, then he will be part of my family with BigTee."
"Holy Sh*t!" "That's gotta be Flyer."
"Great pace boys!" "WOW! What date is it?" "We had an excellent pace even though Grumpy was holding us up."
"The good thing about the ambulance is that it wasn't for us."
"Did we lose Knickers?" "Hey guys, did you lose Knickers?" "He mumbled something about having no fives and left."

Wed Jul 16, 2014

Summary
Reminder to try and arrive early - as we can occasionally tee off ahead of the scheduled time. Today we waited for the last Slammer to show up. When we did finally take off we had given the group ahead of us a three hole head start.

Stars
	Flyer
	There was conversation about how do you choose a 2-0-1 over a 3-0. Well the deciding factor was that Flyer entered today having a 3-9 career record against his opponents and went undefeated. He shook Ozzie's hand after 15 winning 4 and 3. His birdie (second skin of the day) on 18 took care of pointZero, and enabled him to claw back and get a draw with GoTee. GoTee was up 2 with three to play.
	SmallFry (r)
	Hello Rookie. Welcome to the Tour! Undefeated and gets to start his career at 138. He earned that when he took Knickers down 3 and 2. One hole earlier he beat Grumpy for his first career win. Last match? They compared notes on the 16th tee. SuperSy was up two with three to play. The rookie only went on to take all three holes and complete the sweep.
	Grumpy
	Decided that there was no third star today - even though GoTee went undefeated, had the best nine and he WHINED!

Onsite Coordinator

Grumpy

Stats

Attendance: 8
Scoring Average: 90
Birdie Average: 0.38
Course Rating: 8
Best aspects of course:

Kids

The Kids earned $9

Event Fees

ST Member: $42
EG Member: $37
EG Unl. Member: $32

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
Supersy [C35]	Knickers [C16]	14	Ozzie (r) [B34]	GoTee [A15]	13
Grumpy [D7]	Knickers [C16]	17	Grumpy [D7]	Supersy [C35]	14
			Grumpy [D7]	SmallFry (r) [Unr]	15
			Ozzie (r) [B34]	Flyer [B6]	15
			Ozzie (r) [B34]	pointZero [A24]	16
			Knickers [C16]	SmallFry (r) [Unr]	16
			Supersy [C35]	SmallFry (r) [Unr]	18
			pointZero [A24]	GoTee [A15]	18
			pointZero [A24]	Flyer [B6]	18
			GoTee [A15]	Flyer [B6]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
SmallFry (r)	88	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
GoTee	80	0	0	1	10	0	0	2-0-1	5
Flyer	81	1	0	0	0	2	20	2-0-1	5
Supersy	92	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
pointZero	82	1	0	1	10	1	10	1-2-0	2
Grumpy	97	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Ozzie (r)	95	1	0	1	10	1	10	0-3-0	0
Knickers	105	0	0	1	10	0	0	0-3-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	4	4	4	4	3	5	3	4	4	35	5	4	4	3	4	5	4	3	5	37	72
Flyer	5	4	5	4	5	6	4	4	4	41	5	4	5	4	6	5	4	3	4	40	81	2
pointZero	3	5	4	5	3	7	3	5	6	41	5	5	4	4	4	5	6	3	5	41	82	1
Ozzie (r)	8	6	4	4	2	6	4	6	5	45	8	6	6	4	4	5	8	4	5	50	95	1
GoTee	5	6	5	4	3	5	4	5	4	41	6	4	4	3	4	5	5	3	5	39	80	0
SmallFry (r)	4	6	4	8	4	7	4	4	4	45	5	7	6	4	4	5	4	3	5	43	88	0
Supersy	7	6	7	4	3	6	3	5	4	45	6	5	5	4	4	5	6	5	7	47	92	0
Grumpy	5	7	5	6	4	7	3	6	4	47	8	5	4	5	7	6	4	4	7	50	97	0
Knickers	7	6	8	6	3	5	4	6	4	49	8	7	6	3	6	7	6	5	8	56	105	0
TOTAL	1	1	0	0	1	0	0	0	0		0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1			4
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18

	5	6	5	4	3	5	4	5	4	6	4	4	3	4	5	5	3	5
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