The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

Best Dressed Slammer was awarded to Papa Malone who wore a really sharp green Slammershirt and hat and neat slacks which had subtle green highlights complimenting his ensemble. He wins the Slammer version of a fascinator.
Four Slammers hit their ball into the water hazard fronting the 12th hole and all played out with little muddy clothing
Costanza played the first 2 holes with one golf shoe and an imposter non-golf shoe on his other foot.NOT best dressed golfer.Costanza is the new Director of Golf at Gatineau and as he has had a very full plate, this was his first round at his new course. Kinda cool that it was playing a Slammertour event. Someday he can tell his grand kids.
The 9th hole is normally a par 5 but was played to a shortened par 4 length, hence it was deemed a par 4 and no eagles were awarded for 3's.
While not attaining Star status, notably remarkable golf was played by Kadaver and Point Zero who were 3-0 in their respective matches. Point Zero also had a skin and 2 dogs for his richest ever Slammerevent, however fessed up to 2-3 putts and 2-4 putts.Ouch.
Meeka Golf was 2-1 and played well with his single loss to McGoop, who filled in at the last minute to Hambolo.
On hole 11, Gator was behind a treed area and hit a long low sharp fade 150 yards onto the green. He called it.
Thanks to Point Zero who calculated Dynamic Physio and Chiropractic skins to McGoop, Iron Maiden, Chef and PZ himself,
Thanks to Gator for collecting before the round and Iron Maiden for measuring the Culligan Dogs. They were awarded to Point Zero and McGee twice with Cuba getting a single.

Quotables

Shelgame, can we bribe you with beer ?
Get that Gator off my leg
My 3 year old daughter can use that putter Papa.
Good players hit it short right
Nice putt Noonan
Monkee hit out of turn.....why did you ? Monkee see, monkee do.
Wow, are the whites ever far up !
Nice dog...is that a poodle ?

Wed May 7, 2014

Summary
This was a 24 player event at this ever popular Gatineau venue, highlighted by their new Director of Golf playing his first ever round on his course with us.

Stars
	Monkee
	He need not have been surprised to be 1st star as he was undefeated and climbed from 279 to 37 in the Slammer rankings. That is HUGE, and remarkable. Well done Monkee !
	Chef
	Chef has new clubs, again, and already knows how to dominate with them . He beat the Director of Golf, the executive golf pro and 10 holed a dictator.
	IronMaiden
	Iron Maiden continues to raise her level of play and has a tough 3 matches which she wins, along with a skin, plus volunteers as Doggiemaster, and is driving a new car, has given up soccer and taken up curling.

Onsite Coordinator

Cuba

Stats

Attendance: 24
Scoring Average: 87
Birdie Average: 0.75
Course Rating: 7
Best aspects of course: The clubhouse patio overlooking the 18th fairway as the afternoon sun lowers nearer to the tree-lined horizon.

Kids

The Kids earned $34

Event Fees

ST Member: $48
EG Member: $43
EG Unl. Member: $38

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
KaDaver [A30]	Chadderbox [A21]	14	Cuba [A10]	Chef [O3]	10
Monkee [C64]	KidsClub [C1]	16	Charlie [C89]	KidsClub [C1]	11
Bubba [C26]	KidsClub [C1]	17	CostanzaGolfPro (r) [Unr]	Chef [O3]	11
IronMaiden [B7]	chill [B2]	17	Charlie [C89]	Monkee [C64]	11
Juice [A23]	ShelGame [A20]	17	Charlie [C89]	Bubba [C26]	11
			Noonan [C46]	McGoop [O1]	11
			MeekaGolf [A59]	McGoop [O1]	12
			Crispy [B73]	KaDaver [A30]	13
			Cuba [A10]	Malone [O4]	13
			Noonan [C46]	YipMeister [B41]	13
			CostanzaGolfPro (r) [Unr]	Malone [O4]	14
			YipMeister [B41]	McGoop [O1]	14
			Crispy [B73]	Chadderbox [A21]	14
			Smallpak [B19]	KaDaver [A30]	14
			Papa Malone [C6]	Gator [B21]	14
			Malone [O4]	Chef [O3]	15
			Papa Malone [C6]	pointZero [A5]	15
			Noonan [C46]	MeekaGolf [A59]	15
			Pearls [C3]	pointZero [A5]	16
			Crispy [B73]	Smallpak [B19]	16
			Pearls [C3]	Gator [B21]	16
			ShelGame [A20]	IronMaiden [B7]	17
			CostanzaGolfPro (r) [Unr]	Cuba [A10]	17
			chill [B2]	Juice [A23]	17
			Gator [B21]	pointZero [A5]	18
			Juice [A23]	IronMaiden [B7]	18
			Monkee [C64]	Bubba [C26]	18
			Smallpak [B19]	Chadderbox [A21]	18
			chill [B2]	ShelGame [A20]	18
			Papa Malone [C6]	Pearls [C3]	18
			YipMeister [B41]	MeekaGolf [A59]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
McGoop	72	3	0	2	48	1	28	3-0-0	6
pointZero	83	2	0	2	48	1	28	3-0-0	6
Chef	72	3	0	0	0	1	28	3-0-0	6
IronMaiden	80	1	0	0	0	1	28	3-0-0	6
KaDaver	78	2	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Monkee	90	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-1	5
Bubba	93	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-1	5
Malone	76	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
MeekaGolf	83	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Juice	83	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Chadderbox	86	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Gator	87	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Cuba	80	1	0	1	24	0	0	1-2-0	2
YipMeister	86	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
ShelGame	86	1	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Smallpak	88	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Pearls	93	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
KidsClub	96	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
CostanzaGolfPro (r)	83	1	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
chill	84	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Noonan	94	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Crispy	96	1	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Papa Malone	97	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Charlie	114	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	4	4	3	5	4	4	4	3	4	35	3	4	3	4	4	5	3	5	4	35	70
Chef	3	4	3	6	3	5	4	3	3	34	3	4	4	5	4	5	3	5	5	38	72	1
McGoop	3	4	3	4	4	5	5	3	4	35	3	4	2	6	4	5	4	5	4	37	72	1
IronMaiden	5	7	3	5	5	4	4	4	5	42	3	5	4	4	5	4	4	5	4	38	80	1
pointZero	6	4	4	5	5	6	7	2	5	44	3	4	3	6	5	6	4	4	4	39	83	1
Malone	4	4	3	5	4	5	5	4	4	38	3	5	3	4	4	7	4	4	4	38	76	0
KaDaver	4	7	3	4	4	5	6	3	5	41	3	4	4	3	4	6	3	5	5	37	78	0
Cuba	4	5	4	6	4	6	5	4	5	43	4	5	3	4	4	5	3	4	5	37	80	0
MeekaGolf	5	5	3	6	4	5	6	3	4	41	5	5	4	5	5	6	4	4	4	42	83	0
CostanzaGolfPro (r)	4	6	4	6	4	5	4	4	5	42	5	5	4	3	5	5	4	5	5	41	83	0
Juice	5	5	5	6	6	5	5	3	4	44	3	4	3	4	5	6	3	5	6	39	83	0
chill	5	5	4	6	4	4	4	3	5	40	5	5	3	5	5	6	4	6	5	44	84	0
YipMeister	5	8	4	7	5	4	4	4	5	46	3	4	3	5	6	5	3	5	6	40	86	0
Chadderbox	4	8	4	7	5	5	5	4	4	46	3	5	4	5	4	7	3	5	4	40	86	0
ShelGame	5	6	4	7	4	4	8	5	3	46	4	5	3	4	5	5	4	5	5	40	86	0
Gator	4	6	3	6	5	4	5	4	5	42	5	5	3	6	5	5	4	5	7	45	87	0
Smallpak	5	5	3	6	4	5	5	5	6	44	4	5	3	4	6	6	5	6	5	44	88	0
Monkee	3	5	4	5	5	6	4	5	5	42	5	5	5	4	7	6	4	6	6	48	90	0
Pearls	5	6	4	6	5	6	5	3	5	45	4	6	6	5	5	6	4	6	6	48	93	0
Bubba	4	4	3	7	5	8	5	4	5	45	4	6	4	4	7	6	6	6	5	48	93	0
Noonan	6	4	4	8	5	6	5	4	5	47	3	5	4	6	4	8	4	8	5	47	94	0
Crispy	6	8	4	8	6	6	4	3	5	50	5	5	3	6	5	5	6	4	7	46	96	0
Papa Malone	5	6	6	7	5	5	6	4	4	48	4	5	5	6	8	6	4	5	6	49	97	0
Charlie	6	8	4	8	8	8	5	6	6	59	4	8	8	5	6	6	4	8	6	55	114	0
TOTAL	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	1	0		0	0	1	0	0	1	0	0	0			4
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18
	1U	2U	3U	3U	4U	4U	4U	5U	6U	7U	8U	-	-	-	-	-	-	-
	3	4	3	6	3	5	4	3	3	3	4	-	-	-	-	-	-	-
	4	6	4	6	4	5	4	4	5	5	5	-	-	-	-	-	-	-
												-	-	-	-	-	-	-
RESULT: Chef wins 8 and 7 Start match at hole:

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