The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

(STARS Continued...)
#4 STAR BISCUIT O'SHUMKA has been improving his game at an incredible pace and continues to improve his shot making taking less and less each round. Going 3-0 in a group of fellow D Class Slammers, Buiscuit O. looked more like he will be in the C Class starting out next season...and will be playing Potter for the Super Senior title on Sunday
#5 STAR EEYORE went undefeated today in a foursome where he started out the day with a 0-8-1 lifetime record. Eeyore defended against Rulz and Bobo and squared the match with Spud. One birdie held up for the skin and he claims a dog on the 9th leaving it a mere 3ft from the pin
CULLIGAN DOGGIES: 175 bones in the pot making each dog 43 bones with one each to PizzaMan (#5, 12ft), Eeyore (#9, 3ft), chill (#14, 23ft) and FingZ (#16, 11ft)
DYNAMIC PHYSIO SKINS: Almost half the holes netted a skin with a total of eight skins, one with a par on the always tough 4th hole and the rest with birdies @ 21 bones a piece
RUN FOR #1 LEADERS going into Sunday are: Chef (OPEN), Sunny (A), Li'l Muffin (LADIES A), Juice (B), IronMaiden (LADIES B), Stevie Ray (C), Pearls (LADIES C), BearCat (D), DJD (SENIOR), Potter (SUPER SENIOR), Shteeme Boy (JUNIOR)
THANK YOU to Malone (who wasn't in the field today) for joining us on the 19th to enjoy a few pints, enter the numbers live and compile the skins
THANK YOU to our Doggie master FingZ and Skins master PizzaMan...great presentations and always a big job with a big crowd!
THANK YOU to Falcon Ridge for supplying the prizing for our five stars today and more importantly, for giving us an open course to play !! Awesome!

Falcon Ridge is the home of Ottawa Sun Scramble Royal Oak Kick-Off Day and the Michelob Ultra Million Dollar Ace!

Quotables

Quotable from Skylar at the Canadian - copy/pasted directly from the last email we received from him: "You guys sure love your golf. I always say the opposite of the fair weather golfer is Slammer Tour"
Is that branch dead? "It is now!"
After Crenshaw hit a nice drive "That shot was so good I got a #*ner"
Making it over the water on this hole does not guarantee a non-eight
Slammers must not have wanted to take their hands away from hand warmers and mittens as we recorded an unusually low number of quotables today

Sat Nov 15, 2014

Summary
The qualifying is over, the ranks are locked and loaded and The Run for #1 is now at its peak as we begin day one of our final weekend. All divisional number ones were given a free pass into the final Sunday of this 2014 season and any in the field today got to play a "fun" round without any worries of losing their locked rank. But the fight continued for all others trying to earn a chance to play in the final four. Thirteen groups of Slammers were originally slatted to play this event at Canadian but a rare "hard frost" was threatening overnight and this event was moved to Falcon Ridge for an 11am shotgun start... with still no guarantees that they would be able to open at all given the forecast. But the sun rose Saturday morning and alas! No frost and the sun was shining making a cool day not only bearable but truly enjoyable. In the end, we had nine full groups of Slammers participating in this event with only one last minute bailer. Good luck to all as we make this final run. What a memorable season this has been!

Stars
	Crenshaw
	Crenshaw was one of four A class Slammers trying to "win to get in" on Sunday to play Sunny for the Run for #1 in this division and he got the job done defending against Smitty and DeeJay and winning the match against Dracula on the 18th to go 3-0 in this tough group. One birdie was circled on his match play card which held up for the skin. Congrats !
	PizzaMan
	PizzaMan gave a slice to each of his opponents....a slice of butt kicking that is defending against Bookie and Shwayze by the 15th hole and recording the win against Gator to gain access as #2 in the final four "C" match up round tomorrow. A solid round with a doggie stuck to 12ft pin high on the 5th earned PizzaMan some pepperoni to top off a great day. Say cheese !
	Burnsy
	Burnsy was up against Falcon Ridge members Chilly and Ticklar but home course advantage did nothing against this solid Slammer who claimed the victory against both by the 14th green and gave a little gift in the form of T.P. to Luge as they made the turn into Amen corner. Two back to back birdies on 7 & 8 held up for two skins and a nice payout. Well done !

Onsite Coordinator

IronMaiden

Stats

Attendance: 35
Scoring Average: 93
Birdie Average: 0.34
Course Rating: 9
Best aspects of course: Falcon Ridge is always the hostess with the mostess and got us out onto the course that was still in amazing condition for November....and served up the most delectable of dishes and drinks on the 19th!

Kids

The Kids earned $29

Event Fees

ST Member: $35
EG Member: $30
EG Unl. Member: $25

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
Biscuit Oshumka [C9]	BearCat [B14]	13	Popeye [B25]	Stevie Ray [C2]	WDN
FingZ (r) [B8]	Gru [B6]	13	Popeye [B25]	Sunny [B4]	WDN
SunShine [B40]	Tesla (r) [B39]	13	Luge [C72]	Burnsy [O7]	10
DeeJay [B11]	Smitty [A8]	14	Popeye [B25]	Fodder [A14]	WDN
Gazzif [D1]	AngryBird [C4]	15	Luge [C72]	Chilly [A39]	11
Gazzif [D1]	Bubba [C5]	16	Tesla (r) [B39]	Biscuit Oshumka [C9]	11
SunShine [B40]	BearCat [B14]	17	Gru [B6]	chill [B3]	11
Grumpy [D2]	Bubba [C5]	17	Bobo [B32]	Rulz [A35]	11
Bookie [C3]	Gator [B7]	17	Bobo [B32]	Eeyore [B19]	12
Ticklar [A46]	Chilly [A39]	18	Gru [B6]	J-Money [B2]	12
Crenshaw [A7]	Dracula [A2]	18	Luge [C72]	Ticklar [A46]	13
Eeyore [B19]	Spud [A6]	18	ToothFairy [B31]	IronMaiden [B1]	13
chill [B3]	J-Money [B2]	18	Chilly [A39]	Burnsy [O7]	13
FingZ (r) [B8]	J-Money [B2]	18	Gator [B7]	PizzaMan [A13]	13
			Smitty [A8]	Crenshaw [A7]	14
			Ticklar [A46]	Burnsy [O7]	14
			Bobo [B32]	Spud [A6]	14
			Bookie [C3]	PizzaMan [A13]	15
			Shwayze (r) [B33]	PizzaMan [A13]	15
			Tesla (r) [B39]	BearCat [B14]	15
			Smitty [A8]	Dracula [A2]	15
			SunShine [B40]	Biscuit Oshumka [C9]	15
			Stevie Ray [C2]	Sunny [B4]	16
			DeeJay [B11]	Crenshaw [A7]	16
			Dr. Pepper (r) [B15]	IronMaiden [B1]	16
			Rulz [A35]	Spud [A6]	16
			Shwayze (r) [B33]	Gator [B7]	16
			Fodder [A14]	Sunny [B4]	17
			Juice [A1]	IronMaiden [B1]	17
			Grumpy [D2]	Gazzif [D1]	17
			DeeJay [B11]	Dracula [A2]	17
			Bubba [C5]	AngryBird [C4]	17
			Grumpy [D2]	AngryBird [C4]	17
			Stevie Ray [C2]	Fodder [A14]	18
			Shwayze (r) [B33]	Bookie [C3]	18
			Rulz [A35]	Eeyore [B19]	18
			Dr. Pepper (r) [B15]	Juice [A1]	18
			ToothFairy [B31]	Juice [A1]	18
			FingZ (r) [B8]	chill [B3]	18
			ToothFairy [B31]	Dr. Pepper (r) [B15]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
PizzaMan	91	0	0	1	43	0	0	3-0-0	6
Burnsy	76	2	0	0	0	2	42	3-0-0	6
Crenshaw	86	1	0	0	0	1	21	3-0-0	6
Sunny	88	1	0	0	0	1	21	3-0-0	6
IronMaiden	80	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Gazzif	92	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Biscuit Oshumka	93	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Eeyore	88	1	0	1	43	1	21	2-0-1	5
chill	86	0	0	1	43	0	0	2-0-1	5
FingZ (r)	86	1	0	1	43	0	0	2-0-1	5
Ticklar	82	1	0	0	0	1	21	2-1-0	4
Spud	90	1	0	0	0	1	21	2-1-0	4
Dracula	87	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Fodder	94	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Bookie	97	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
AngryBird	97	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
SunShine	100	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Dr. Pepper (r)	85	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
Juice	85	1	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
Rulz	88	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
J-Money	90	1	0	0	0	1	21	1-2-0	2
Chilly	86	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
DeeJay	89	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Stevie Ray	96	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
BearCat	100	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Grumpy	102	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Gator	103	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
ToothFairy	88	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Luge	99	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Smitty	99	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Shwayze (r)	104	1	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Bubba	104	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Bobo	105	1	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Gru	107	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Tesla (r)	109	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Popeye	WDN							0-3-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	4	4	4	4	3	4	5	5	3	36	4	4	4	4	3	5	3	5	4	36	72
Burnsy	4	4	4	6	4	5	4	4	3	38	4	5	4	4	4	5	3	5	4	38	76	2
Ticklar	5	4	4	6	3	5	5	6	3	41	6	5	5	5	4	5	3	4	4	41	82	1
Crenshaw	5	6	5	5	4	4	6	6	3	44	5	5	5	5	2	5	3	7	5	42	86	1
Eeyore	5	5	6	6	4	7	5	5	2	45	5	5	5	4	5	5	4	5	5	43	88	1
Sunny	5	5	4	5	3	6	6	6	3	43	6	6	7	5	4	6	3	5	3	45	88	1
J-Money	5	4	6	6	2	4	6	7	3	43	5	6	7	4	3	5	4	7	6	47	90	1
Spud	6	5	5	4	4	4	6	6	4	44	8	6	4	4	3	5	2	7	7	46	90	1
IronMaiden	4	4	5	6	3	4	5	6	3	40	5	4	4	4	5	6	3	5	4	40	80	0
Dr. Pepper (r)	5	5	5	5	3	5	5	6	3	42	6	4	4	5	3	5	4	8	4	43	85	0
Juice	5	4	5	5	4	5	5	7	3	43	5	6	4	3	4	5	4	7	4	42	85	0
Chilly	4	5	5	6	4	7	5	5	3	44	4	6	4	4	3	5	5	7	4	42	86	0
chill	5	4	5	5	3	5	5	5	4	41	6	5	5	5	3	6	3	7	5	45	86	0
FingZ (r)	6	4	5	6	3	5	5	6	3	43	7	6	5	4	3	6	2	6	4	43	86	0
Dracula	5	5	6	5	4	5	5	6	4	45	4	4	6	5	4	5	4	5	5	42	87	0
Rulz	5	5	6	5	3	5	6	5	4	44	4	5	6	5	4	6	5	5	4	44	88	0
ToothFairy	5	5	5	6	4	5	5	5	5	45	5	5	4	5	3	5	4	7	5	43	88	0
DeeJay	4	5	4	5	4	5	5	6	4	42	6	6	6	6	4	5	4	6	4	47	89	0
PizzaMan	7	5	4	5	3	5	5	6	4	44	5	5	7	4	4	5	5	8	4	47	91	0
Gazzif	5	4	5	6	3	4	5	6	4	42	6	7	7	4	5	7	3	6	5	50	92	0
Biscuit Oshumka	7	5	5	5	3	5	6	6	3	45	5	6	6	6	3	5	4	8	5	48	93	0
Fodder	5	5	5	5	4	5	5	7	3	44	5	6	7	4	5	6	5	7	5	50	94	0
Stevie Ray	6	4	5	6	4	7	5	6	4	47	5	6	8	5	3	6	4	6	6	49	96	0
AngryBird	6	5	5	6	4	6	5	6	3	46	9	5	5	5	5	8	4	5	5	51	97	0
Bookie	5	5	6	6	4	5	6	5	5	47	8	6	5	5	3	7	4	7	5	50	97	0
Smitty	4	5	6	6	3	4	7	6	4	45	6	7	7	7	5	6	3	8	5	54	99	0
Luge	5	6	5	7	5	5	6	6	4	49	5	7	4	7	5	6	3	7	6	50	99	0
BearCat	5	7	5	6	4	5	6	6	4	48	6	6	7	7	4	6	4	8	4	52	100	0
Grumpy	6	6	5	7	4	7	8	5	3	51	7	6	5	6	4	6	3	7	7	51	102	0
Gator	6	5	5	6	5	5	7	7	3	49	7	5	8	6	4	5	4	8	7	54	103	0
Shwayze (r)	8	7	5	6	5	8	5	5	4	53	8	7	6	3	3	6	6	6	6	51	104	0
Bubba	6	6	6	6	5	5	7	5	3	49	8	5	6	8	5	6	3	8	6	55	104	0
Bobo	8	6	7	6	4	6	6	6	3	52	7	8	7	3	4	7	5	6	6	53	105	0
Gru	6	5	8	8	5	5	8	5	5	55	8	5	8	4	3	6	4	8	6	52	107	0
Tesla (r)	5	6	7	7	4	7	8	6	4	54	7	8	6	6	5	6	5	6	6	55	109	0
TOTAL	0	0	0	1	1	0	1	1	1		0	0	0	0	1	0	0	1	1			8
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18
	1U	2U	3U	4U	5U	5U	6U	7U	8U	9U	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-
	4	4	4	6	4	5	4	4	3	4	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-
	5	6	5	7	5	5	6	6	4	5	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-
											-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-
RESULT: Burnsy wins 9 and 8 Start match at hole:

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