The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

Welcome to first time Slammer LowMan!
NOTABLE: 380 bones on the line today
NOTABLE: The dust has settled and these are your TOP TEN Slammers: #1 McGoop, #2 Supersy, #3 Woodsy, #4 Primo, #5 Duke, #6 Figmo, #7 FingZ (r), #8 Lucky, #9 Pukey J and #10 Nivlac (r). Eight of the top ten were at Smugglers this weekend
TEN HOLE CLUB: One package of TP earned by Boomer care of Dr Pepper
CULLIGAN DOGGIES: Once again there was fresh bottled Culligan water available for the Slammers. Intruder was in the mood for a little pin seeking and nets two doggies (#2, 9 ft 2" & #5, 21 ft). Lil Muffin takes #8, 11 ft 4" - Malone nabs #10, 5 ft 2" and the closest dog of the day goes to Pukey J on #16, 2 ft 7" @ 41 bones each
DYNAMIC PHYSIO SKINS: A total of five skins and all were taken with birds with one each to Lucky #3, McGoop #6, GoTee #7, Blue #8 and only one skin on the back nine by Lil Muffin on the 18th. Skins were 35 bones a piece
THANK YOU to our Skins master TEAM consisting of Lucky, PizzaMan, Grumpy and Gator who worked efficiently to get the skins tabulated in record time

Quotables

This round doesn't deserve a quotable
Nobody can get into my kitchen. I'm already cooking up a feast !
Did I just four putt ?
Who is the "other guy" we are with?
WEIRD FACT OF THE DAY: It was discovered that IronMaiden bartended Nivlac's wedding back in 1986
What was that? "That was the blind squirrel losing the nut it just found"
Best weekend EVER !
This cart is toasty!
Not a happy camper
How many Slammers can you fit in a hot tub?
I have pictures

Sun Oct 19, 2014

Summary
Day two of our Smugglers weekend and it started out a little earlier, a lot slower and somewhat cooler but dry. Can it get any better than this? Our love for this great game brings us all together and it's a bonus that we get to enjoy it at this most spectacular venue. Thirteen groups of Slammers were set to start at 10am but there were a few that decided to partake in extra sleep this morning and so only eleven groups were saddled up when the cart caravan left the corral. As expected, lots of fun was had by all last evening as we took advantage of the great facilities at the Glen House Resort. Some enjoyed the pool and hot tub, others hung out at the games room which offered ping pong, a shuffleboard table, billiards and foosball. A friendly card game that rhymes with joker started with three full tables and ended with Shortstack and Bruce Willis splitting the bones. So much fun and it's a wrap for another great Get-Away to Smuggs.

Stars
	Intruder
	This intrusive Slammer had one plan and that was to infiltrate the top 10 of the Slammer ranks. PizzaMan and Gru were the casualties along the way but his top target was IronMaiden. The mission was a success but with all the movement in the ranks he had to settle for top 15. Six points were good enough but he also had doggies on his agenda. He went doggie seeking and got on a roll first sticking one on #2 and followed up with another on #5 which was playing 210 yards from the tee with a middle to centre pin and white tees pushed back with the blacks. Congrats Intruder!
	Lil Muffin
	It's a fact, this Slammette does well in the stats and earnings when she joins us and today was more of the same as Lil Muffin defends against Boomer, Blue and Dr Pepper. One birdie held up for the skin on the tough 18th and a doggie top off a great day. Lil Muffin was playing in her 11th event this season and always steps back a tee block when she comes out but now it's official! She is finally listed as the A Class Slammette that she is! Nice !
	Pukey J
	Pukey J was not seen putting out fires today but he certainly was smoking! Well his game was, smoking hot that is! Pukey J defended against Nivlac and rookie LowMan and successfully records the upset win against Sunny to finish off in the top 10 of the Slammer ranks. One birdie and a dog will be added to his stats. Well done !

Onsite Coordinator

IronMaiden

Stats

Attendance: 41
Scoring Average: 95
Birdie Average: 0.37
Course Rating: 10
Best aspects of course: Greens were fantastic and we only had a one minute drive to the course this morning!

Kids

The Kids earned $55

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
chill [B22]	Juice [A10]	13	Boomer [C5]	Dr. Pepper (r) [B20]	10
Intruder [A22]	PizzaMan [A3]	13	Boomer [C5]	Blue [A28]	12
Pukey J [B6]	Sunny [B3]	15	ShortStack [A20]	Malone [O5]	12
Swanny [A30]	ShortStack [A20]	15	Juice [A10]	McGoop [O1]	12
Birdman [B24]	Gator [B19]	16	Swanny [A30]	Malone [O5]	13
Figmo [B5]	FingZ (r) [B1]	17	Boomer [C5]	Lil Muffin [A8]	13
Kookie (r) [D21]	FedEx (r) [D20]	17	Gru [B7]	Intruder [A22]	13
Corporal [C45]	Bainsey [C3]	18	Gator [B19]	FingZ (r) [B1]	13
			Rulz [A31]	Ripzone [B9]	14
			Rulz [A31]	Stevie Ray [C7]	14
			PizzaMan [A3]	IronMaiden [B4]	14
			Bainsey [C3]	Red [C2]	14
			PuraVida [C153]	Gazzif [D1]	14
			PuraVida [C153]	Biscuit Oshumka [C22]	14
			PuraVida [C153]	Duke [A2]	14
			ShortStack [A20]	J-Money [B12]	14
			IronMaiden [B4]	Intruder [A22]	15
			Lucky [B2]	Red [C2]	15
			Corporal [C45]	Red [C2]	15
			Gator [B19]	Figmo [B5]	15
			chill [B22]	McGoop [O1]	15
			J-Money [B12]	Malone [O5]	15
			Lulu (r) [D6]	GoTee [A7]	15
			Blue [A28]	Dr. Pepper (r) [B20]	15
			Gru [B7]	IronMaiden [B4]	16
			Lulu (r) [D6]	Grumpy [D2]	16
			Iron Giant [Unr]	Pukey J [B6]	16
			Blue [A28]	Lil Muffin [A8]	16
			BearCat [B61]	GoTee [A7]	16
			Corporal [C45]	Lucky [B2]	17
			Lulu (r) [D6]	BearCat [B61]	17
			Grumpy [D2]	BearCat [B61]	17
			J-Money [B12]	Swanny [A30]	17
			Dr. Pepper (r) [B20]	Lil Muffin [A8]	17
			Iron Giant [Unr]	Nivlac (r) [A9]	17
			Stevie Ray [C7]	Ripzone [B9]	18
			Sunny [B3]	Nivlac (r) [A9]	18
			Iron Giant [Unr]	Sunny [B3]	18
			Bainsey [C3]	Lucky [B2]	18
			Gru [B7]	PizzaMan [A3]	18
			Birdman [B24]	Figmo [B5]	18
			Biscuit Oshumka [C22]	Gazzif [D1]	18
			Nivlac (r) [A9]	Pukey J [B6]	18
			Gazzif [D1]	Duke [A2]	18
			Biscuit Oshumka [C22]	Duke [A2]	18
			Kookie (r) [D21]	Pele [D17]	18
			FedEx (r) [D20]	Pele [D17]	18
			Grumpy [D2]	GoTee [A7]	18
			Birdman [B24]	FingZ (r) [B1]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
Intruder	86	0	0	2	82	0	0	3-0-0	6
Lil Muffin	78	1	0	1	41	1	35	3-0-0	6
Malone	80	1	0	1	41	0	0	3-0-0	6
Pukey J	87	1	0	1	41	0	0	3-0-0	6
GoTee	98	1	0	0	0	1	35	3-0-0	6
Red	88	1	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Figmo	93	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Gazzif	100	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-1	5
Duke	101	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-1	5
McGoop	73	1	0	0	0	1	35	2-0-0	4
Lucky	95	1	0	0	0	1	35	2-1-0	4
Dr. Pepper (r)	82	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Nivlac (r)	88	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Ripzone	90	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-0	4
IronMaiden	90	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Swanny	90	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
BearCat	102	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Pele	120	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-0	4
Birdman	93	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
FingZ (r)	94	1	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
Blue	83	1	0	0	0	1	35	1-2-0	2
chill	84	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-0	2
Stevie Ray	88	1	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-0	2
Sunny	90	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
J-Money	91	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
PizzaMan	93	1	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Corporal	97	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Biscuit Oshumka	100	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Grumpy	104	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Kookie (r)	121	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-0	2
Juice	91	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-0	0
Iron Giant	93	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
ShortStack	96	1	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Gru	98	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Rulz	99	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-0	0
Bainsey	101	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Boomer	102	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Gator	103	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Lulu (r)	111	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
PuraVida	116	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
FedEx (r)	122	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	5	3	4	5	3	4	5	3	4	36	3	4	4	5	4	4	3	4	5	36	72
McGoop	5	4	4	5	3	3	5	3	4	36	3	4	4	5	5	4	3	4	5	37	73	1
Lil Muffin	7	4	4	5	3	4	6	3	5	41	4	4	4	5	4	4	3	5	4	37	78	1
Blue	5	3	6	7	4	5	6	2	5	43	3	5	4	5	5	6	3	4	5	40	83	1
Lucky	7	4	3	7	5	5	6	4	4	45	4	6	6	8	5	5	4	5	7	50	95	1
GoTee	8	3	6	8	6	7	4	3	6	51	3	5	7	8	5	6	3	5	5	47	98	1
Malone	8	3	4	6	4	4	7	3	4	43	2	4	4	7	4	4	3	4	5	37	80	0
Dr. Pepper (r)	5	3	4	6	4	4	7	3	4	40	2	5	5	5	4	4	4	5	8	42	82	0
chill	5	4	5	6	4	4	5	3	4	40	3	5	4	5	4	6	4	6	7	44	84	0
Intruder	5	3	5	5	3	5	5	6	5	42	4	5	4	6	6	4	4	5	6	44	86	0
Pukey J	5	3	6	7	6	5	5	3	4	44	3	8	3	5	5	5	3	5	6	43	87	0
Nivlac (r)	7	3	5	6	4	7	6	5	4	47	3	5	3	6	6	4	3	5	6	41	88	0
Red	6	4	6	6	3	4	5	4	6	44	5	7	5	5	5	4	3	3	7	44	88	0
Stevie Ray	5	4	6	8	4	4	7	4	5	47	3	6	3	6	4	4	4	5	6	41	88	0
Ripzone	7	4	5	8	5	6	6	3	4	48	4	5	4	6	4	6	3	5	5	42	90	0
Sunny	6	3	6	7	5	5	5	4	4	45	4	4	4	8	5	6	4	4	6	45	90	0
Swanny	6	4	5	7	4	5	7	4	5	47	4	4	4	7	5	5	3	4	7	43	90	0
IronMaiden	7	4	6	7	4	4	5	3	5	45	3	5	5	7	5	5	4	5	6	45	90	0
J-Money	7	4	6	6	4	5	6	3	5	46	4	5	5	6	4	6	4	5	6	45	91	0
Juice	6	4	5	7	3	4	6	3	6	44	3	6	6	6	5	6	3	5	7	47	91	0
Figmo	6	3	6	6	4	5	6	4	5	45	3	6	4	5	7	6	4	5	8	48	93	0
Iron Giant	5	4	4	6	5	5	6	4	4	43	4	7	5	6	5	6	3	6	8	50	93	0
Birdman	7	4	6	5	4	6	6	4	5	47	4	5	5	6	5	6	3	4	8	46	93	0
PizzaMan	7	5	5	5	5	5	7	4	6	49	4	6	5	6	5	6	3	3	6	44	93	0
FingZ (r)	7	3	4	8	5	5	7	4	5	48	2	6	5	6	5	6	3	6	7	46	94	0
ShortStack	6	5	4	6	5	6	7	5	5	49	3	5	6	8	5	7	3	3	7	47	96	0
Corporal	8	4	4	7	4	4	8	4	6	49	4	7	5	6	5	6	4	5	6	48	97	0
Gru	6	4	7	7	6	6	6	5	6	53	3	4	4	7	5	5	5	5	7	45	98	0
Rulz	8	3	6	7	4	4	8	4	6	50	4	6	6	8	5	4	3	5	8	49	99	0
Biscuit Oshumka	6	4	6	8	6	4	7	4	7	52	3	5	5	7	6	5	4	6	7	48	100	0
Bainsey	8	4	5	7	4	6	8	5	7	54	3	5	4	7	7	6	3	4	8	47	101	0
Duke	8	6	6	8	4	4	6	4	6	52	4	8	5	8	4	5	3	5	7	49	101	0
BearCat	6	4	5	8	4	5	7	4	7	50	4	8	4	8	8	7	3	4	6	52	102	0
Boomer	6	3	5	8	6	6	8	4	8	54	3	7	5	6	5	8	3	4	7	48	102	0
Gator	8	4	5	8	6	4	8	4	5	52	4	5	7	8	4	6	4	5	8	51	103	0
Grumpy	6	3	5	8	4	6	8	5	6	51	3	6	7	8	5	8	4	5	7	53	104	0
TOTAL	0	0	1	0	0	1	1	1	0		0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1			5
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18
	AS	AS	1U	2U	3U	4U	4U	4U	4U	4U	5U	5U	5U	4U	5U	-	-	-
	5	4	4	5	3	3	5	3	4	3	4	4	5	5	4	-	-	-
	5	4	5	6	4	4	5	3	4	3	5	4	5	4	6	-	-	-
	AS	AS														-	-	-
RESULT: McGoop wins 5 and 3 Start match at hole:

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