The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

A big WELCOME to rookie Digger who shoots an 81 with 2 wins, 1 bird and takes home a skin
Honourable mention: Congrats to Billiards, KidsClub (shoots a 92 which is 5 strokes below his average) and NoCents (shoots an 80 which is 5 strokes below his average) who all went 3-0 today
Honourable mention: Tweety shoots an 89 and takes home 2 doggies
Honourable mention: Baldee & IronMaiden both go 2-0-1 with their tie on the 18th. Iron Maiden shoots an 85 which is 10 strokes below her average & Baldee takes home a dog
DOGGIES: 6 dogs with 2 each to ParBreaker & Tweety and 1 each to StevieRay & Baldee @ $ 22 ea
SKINS: Only 4 skins today with 2 to Cuba and 1 each to Chilly & Digger @ $ 32 ea
NOTABLE: Littlest Ticklar gets a bird on #3....which would have cut off a skin on that hole
NOTABLE: See Lombard Glen event results from NOV. 16th., 2008 to compare weather (reference quotable # 5)
Thank you to Doggie master Grumpy and Skins master ProZee

Quotables

Am I the only virgin here?
Quit it with the provisionals....it's not a driving range
Didn't they send you to Q school already?
Tell us about your round.....in 3 words or less
Can't remember any quotables...since we are all seniors!
I have blue balls
I had white balls BEFORE I was married, blue balls WHEN I was married, no balls AFTER I was married
Digger says that #17 is too easy....we will get him to play from the blues
Last time I hit a 3 iron, it was to break into a car
Jamie recognized there was a niche market for a bunch of social misfits....so he created the Slammer Tour!
#16 - it's not love hate....it's HATE!
I didn't need the leaf rule....I had Grumpy

Sun Nov 8, 2009

Summary
WOW! What a day! An absolutely amazing group of Slammers hit the course today in conditions that can only be described as stellar! It truely did not feel like November 8th with mid teen temps and not a single cloud in the sky. Slammers are known to play in any conditions....snow, rain, winds, hail......but not today! Today, the golf gods gave us a gift and for that the Slammers were SO very thankful and appreciative. This mood carried itself straight into the clubhouse as we shared a brewski and reviewed the day. Slammers ROCK!

Stars
	Kricket
	Our first star Kricket has a great day shooting an 80 which is 16 strokes below his scoring average! SIXTEEN! This awesome display results in 3 wins as Kricket goes 3-0 with 1 bird. An inquiry into a membership at Lombard Glen might be in order.....CONGRATS!
	Cuba (r)
	Another great day for Cuba who shoots a 79 which is 3 strokes below his scoring average. With 2 birds, Cuba wins all his matches going 3-0 and takes home 2 of the 4 skins of the day. Excellent!
	ParBreaker (r)
	Shooting the low score of the day 74 which is just below his scoring average, ParBreaker goes 3-0 with 2 birds and takes home 2 Doggies. Nice!

Onsite Coordinator

IronMaiden

Stats

Attendance: 27
Scoring Average: 89
Birdie Average: 0.48
Course Rating: 9
Best aspects of course: Everything was excellent! The weather, greens, fairways, friendly staff....and of course, the 19th hole!

Kids

The Kids earned $41

Event Fees

ST Member: $39
EG Member: $32
EG Unl. Member: $20

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
NoCents [B25]	Lucky [B16]	12	Lucky [B16]	Stevie Ray [C2]	12
KidsClub [C18]	Mapper [C6]	13	Grumpy (r) [D1]	Billiards [C15]	12
NoCents [B25]	TeeDub [B1]	14	Ticklar [A3]	ParBreaker (r) [O3]	14
ProZee [B17]	PinSeeker [A13]	15	Tweety [C54]	Kricket [B23]	14
Billiards [C15]	Bookie [C5]	16	Sutty (r) [C26]	KidsClub [C18]	14
Stevie Ray [C2]	TeeDub [B1]	16	Wilford (r) [C4]	IronMaiden [B10]	14
IronMaiden [B10]	PizzaMan [A8]	16	PinSeeker [A13]	Cuba (r) [A2]	14
Kricket [B23]	Canny Jack [B12]	17	Ticklar [A3]	Chilly [A1]	15
Digger (r) [Unr]	Canny Jack [B12]	17	Lucky [B16]	TeeDub [B1]	15
Baldee [B26]	PizzaMan [A8]	18	PinSeeker [A13]	Rulz [A7]	16
KidsClub [C18]	PacMan (r) [C8]	18	ProZee [B17]	Rulz [A7]	16
			Sutty (r) [C26]	Mapper [C6]	16
			Wilford (r) [C4]	Baldee [B26]	16
			Wilford (r) [C4]	PizzaMan [A8]	16
			Tweety [C54]	Digger (r) [Unr]	17
			Sutty (r) [C26]	PacMan (r) [C8]	17
			ProZee [B17]	Cuba (r) [A2]	17
			Stevie Ray [C2]	NoCents [B25]	18
			Chilly [A1]	ParBreaker (r) [O3]	18
			Grumpy (r) [D1]	Bookie [C5]	18
			Digger (r) [Unr]	Kricket [B23]	18
			PacMan (r) [C8]	Mapper [C6]	18
			Baldee [B26]	IronMaiden [B10]	18
			Tweety [C54]	Canny Jack [B12]	18
			Rulz [A7]	Cuba (r) [A2]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
Cuba (r)	79	2	0	0	0	2	64	3-0-0	6
Kricket	80	1	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
NoCents	80	2	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
KidsClub	92	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Baldee	87	0	0	1	22	0	0	2-0-1	5
IronMaiden	85	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-1	5
ParBreaker (r)	74	2	0	2	44	0	0	2-0-0	4
Stevie Ray	84	0	0	1	22	0	0	2-1-0	4
Digger (r)	81	1	0	0	0	1	32	2-1-0	4
Rulz	83	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Billiards	98	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-0	4
PacMan (r)	95	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
Mapper	98	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
Chilly	76	2	0	0	0	1	32	1-1-0	2
Canny Jack	85	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
ProZee	85	1	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
TeeDub	87	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
PizzaMan	90	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Bookie	103	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-0	2
Tweety	89	0	0	2	44	0	0	0-3-0	0
Ticklar	81	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-0	0
PinSeeker	90	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Lucky	92	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Wilford (r)	93	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Littlest Ticklar (r)	96	1	0	0	0	0	0	0-0-0	0
Sutty (r)	103	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Grumpy (r)	110	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	5	4	4	3	4	5	3	3	4	35	4	3	4	5	4	5	3	3	4	35	70
Cuba (r)	6	4	4	2	5	5	3	4	5	38	5	5	5	4	4	7	4	3	4	41	79	2
Chilly	5	4	4	3	3	5	3	4	4	35	6	5	4	5	4	4	4	4	5	41	76	1
Digger (r)	5	5	3	4	5	5	4	4	5	40	5	5	4	6	5	5	4	3	4	41	81	1
ParBreaker (r)	4	5	4	3	3	5	3	4	4	35	4	3	4	5	5	6	5	3	4	39	74	0
NoCents	4	4	5	3	4	7	4	5	3	39	4	3	4	7	4	8	4	3	4	41	80	0
Kricket	5	4	4	4	5	5	5	4	3	39	6	4	4	5	5	7	3	3	4	41	80	0
Ticklar	5	5	4	5	5	6	3	4	4	41	4	3	5	5	5	6	4	4	4	40	81	0
Rulz	4	6	4	3	5	5	5	3	5	40	7	5	4	6	5	5	3	3	5	43	83	0
Stevie Ray	5	4	4	3	5	6	3	5	4	39	6	3	4	6	5	7	3	6	5	45	84	0
Canny Jack	6	4	5	3	5	7	4	4	6	44	6	3	5	5	4	7	4	3	4	41	85	0
ProZee	6	6	5	4	5	5	5	4	3	43	5	3	5	6	4	6	4	4	5	42	85	0
IronMaiden	5	4	5	4	5	8	4	3	4	42	5	4	4	6	5	6	3	4	6	43	85	0
Baldee	6	6	5	3	4	8	3	4	4	43	5	4	6	5	5	8	4	3	4	44	87	0
TeeDub	5	6	6	4	4	7	3	4	5	44	6	4	5	5	5	5	4	5	4	43	87	0
Tweety	5	7	4	3	6	7	3	3	4	42	8	4	6	6	6	7	3	3	4	47	89	0
PinSeeker	6	4	6	4	5	6	4	4	4	43	7	4	6	6	4	8	4	4	4	47	90	0
PizzaMan	6	5	4	3	6	8	3	4	4	43	5	4	6	5	5	8	5	4	5	47	90	0
KidsClub	5	4	5	5	5	9	3	4	4	44	5	3	5	6	5	9	5	5	5	48	92	0
Lucky	7	6	6	3	6	5	4	5	5	47	7	5	5	6	4	6	4	3	5	45	92	0
Wilford (r)	6	5	5	4	5	7	4	4	4	44	6	5	5	6	5	8	6	3	5	49	93	0
PacMan (r)	5	5	6	3	8	8	5	4	5	49	7	4	4	8	4	6	4	4	5	46	95	0
Billiards	6	6	4	3	5	6	3	4	6	43	7	4	4	9	7	9	6	5	4	55	98	0
Mapper	7	9	4	3	6	8	5	5	4	51	6	5	6	7	4	7	3	4	5	47	98	0
Sutty (r)	8	5	5	4	5	7	6	6	4	50	5	4	7	7	8	7	6	4	5	53	103	0
Bookie	7	6	4	4	5	8	6	4	4	48	6	6	6	7	5	9	7	4	5	55	103	0
Grumpy (r)	6	8	8	4	6	9	3	4	5	53	9	5	7	6	4	9	6	4	7	57	110	0
TOTAL	0	0	1	1	0	0	0	0	0		0	0	0	1	0	1	0	0	0			4
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18

	4	5	4	3	3	5	3	4	4	4	3	4	5	5	6	5	3	4
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