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eQuinelle LoGo

Notables

  • First and foremost remember your number one priority on the course is pace of play, having fun is a not to distant second!
  • Parbreaker wins TC Senior match over Cuba, Malone defeats Ticklar in TC Open match and Pinseeker advances taking his TC Open match over Sunny
  • Four $25.00 doggies with one each going to Parbreaker, Chilly, Stevie Ray and Boomer
  • There were alot of birdies on the course today but only 4 of them held up for skins, with 3 going to Parbreaker and one to Digger
  • The bad news, Toro misses his tee time but joins up with his group on the 11th tee. The good news, Toro gets a six month supply of TP at the Slammies this year.
  • I'd like to take the time to thank two very special people, Grumpy who looked after the dogs today and Lucky, our Fit4Golf skinmaster. P.S. - That's not why they're special.

Quotables

  • "Where did my second ball go". " Who cares you found your first".
  • I can encourage you all I want, I'm not playing you.
  • It's golf not bowling.
  • Be the club. Be the club. That's not the club.
  • Nines are up.
  • If your going to get your hips done get the golfers special. There's an adjustable screw for a fade or a draw.
  • Sorry but I have to let it out.
  • I'm a grandfather.
  • If I win anything you can drink it.
  • I accept your resignation.
  • OK so maybe I need to play with people who shoot in the 80's.
  • Nobody is giving me my balls back.
Event: eQuinelle
Sun Jul 25, 2010
Summary
As good as everything was on this day, and it was good there was something missing. This was supposed to be Iron Maiden's event to host but she has been under the weather lately and we miss you. Get well soon, make your return to the Tour and bring Bookie with you. Peace out.

Stars
ParBreaker
Breaking par for the second time this year (both times in a TC Senior match) his 5 birdie, 6 point, 3 skin, 1 doggie performance clearly puts ParBreaker in a league of his own today and therefore takes the title of First Star by default. All kidding aside, excellent round today and I tip my hat to you.
Digger
As far as the rest of the field goes Digger also pieced together a solid round on the links today with 4 birdies of his own, powering him to a 6 point 79. As the only one on the course capable of taking a skin away from our first star today Digger also makes the biggest move in the rankings going from 84th to 5th, or as we like to say "welcome to the blues". Great job Digger!
PinSeeker
PinSeeker roars to life in his TC Open match and lays down a 78. Unable to steal any dogs or skins today he did manage to sweep his matches and make a couple of birdies of his own. While not an official category on the SlammerTour, PinSeeker also had the best drive of the day, a monumental piece of American muscle crafted by his own hand. Sweet car and a great round, all in a days work I say.
Onsite Coordinator
  • Chilly
Stats
  • Attendance: 20
  • Scoring Average: 87
  • Birdie Average: 1.2
  • Course Rating: 9
  • Best aspects of course: I's just so much easier to list the worst aspects of the course. First and foremost the directions to the course from Toro's house are seemingly not very good. There I'm done. See how easy that was.
Kids
  • The Kids earned $18
Event Fees
  • ST Member: $52
  • EG Member: $45
  • EG Unl. Member: $40

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
Billiards [C15] Toro [B7] 10 Turtle [B3] Malone [O4] 11
Lucky [B21] Toro [B7] 10 Crenshaw [A8] ParBreaker [O1] 11
TeeDub [B17] Toro [B7] 10 Grumpy [D1] Stevie Ray [C5] 12
Digger [B38] Domer (r) [B1] 14 Turtle [B3] Chilly [A2] 12
Stevie Ray [C5] Domer (r) [B1] 15 Turtle [B3] Ticklar [A3] 12
Boomer [C3] Sunny [B10] 17 Grumpy [D1] Digger [B38] 12
DeeJay [B8] ParBreaker [O1] 12
Grumpy [D1] Domer (r) [B1] 12
Miq (r) [C101] Boomer [C3] 14
Sunny [B10] PinSeeker [A10] 14
Crenshaw [A8] Cuba [A4] 14
Stevie Ray [C5] Digger [B38] 15
Lucky [B21] TeeDub [B17] 15
Cuba [A4] ParBreaker [O1] 15
DeeJay [B8] Cuba [A4] 15
DeeJay [B8] Crenshaw [A8] 16
Ticklar [A3] Chilly [A2] 17
Ticklar [A3] Malone [O4] 17
Boomer [C3] PinSeeker [A10] 17
Malone [O4] Chilly [A2] 18
Billiards [C15] TeeDub [B17] 18
Billiards [C15] Lucky [B21] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
ParBreaker 70 5 0 1 25 3 75 3-0-0 6
Digger 79 4 0 0 0 1 25 3-0-0 6
TeeDub 83 1 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Chilly 76 1 0 1 25 0 0 2-0-1 5
Malone 76 3 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-1 5
Stevie Ray 82 0 0 1 25 0 0 2-1-0 4
Boomer 85 0 0 1 25 0 0 2-1-0 4
Cuba 77 3 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
PinSeeker 78 2 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-0 4
Lucky 88 1 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-1 3
Billiards 89 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-1 3
Ticklar 76 1 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Crenshaw 85 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Domer (r) 92 1 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
DeeJay 87 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Sunny 92 1 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-0 0
Miq (r) 98 1 0 0 0 0 0 0-1-0 0
Turtle 102 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Toro 106 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Grumpy 109 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 4 4 3 5 4 5 4 3 4 36 4 5 4 3 4 4 3 4 5 36 72
ParBreaker 4 4 3 6 3 4 3 3 3 33 4 4 4 4 5 4 3 4 5 37 70 3
Digger 4 6 3 5 5 4 5 4 4 40 7 4 3 4 5 3 3 4 6 39 79 1
Malone 3 4 3 6 4 5 4 3 4 36 4 4 6 4 4 4 5 5 4 40 76 0
Ticklar 4 5 3 6 4 6 4 3 4 39 4 5 4 3 5 4 3 5 4 37 76 0
Chilly 4 5 3 6 4 5 4 3 4 38 5 4 5 3 4 4 3 4 6 38 76 0
Cuba 4 4 3 6 5 4 5 4 5 40 5 5 3 3 5 4 4 4 4 37 77 0
PinSeeker 5 5 3 5 4 5 5 4 6 42 4 4 3 4 4 4 3 4 6 36 78 0
Stevie Ray 4 7 4 6 4 5 5 3 5 43 4 5 4 3 5 4 4 5 5 39 82 0
TeeDub 4 5 4 6 5 5 4 3 5 41 4 4 4 5 6 4 4 6 5 42 83 0
Boomer 4 4 5 7 5 5 5 3 6 44 4 6 5 3 4 6 3 5 5 41 85 0
Crenshaw 4 5 3 7 6 5 5 4 5 44 4 5 4 5 5 4 4 5 5 41 85 0
DeeJay 4 5 4 5 4 5 5 5 5 42 4 7 5 4 5 5 5 5 5 45 87 0
Lucky 6 5 4 5 6 5 5 3 6 45 5 4 6 4 6 4 5 4 5 43 88 0
Billiards 4 5 4 8 4 7 8 4 4 48 4 5 5 4 5 5 3 5 5 41 89 0
Domer (r) 6 5 4 6 4 5 5 5 6 46 4 4 5 5 5 6 3 9 5 46 92 0
Sunny 3 8 5 5 5 5 5 4 5 45 4 7 7 5 6 4 3 5 6 47 92 0
Miq (r) 5 7 5 6 6 7 6 5 6 53 4 4 5 3 5 5 5 6 8 45 98 0
Turtle 6 8 4 6 5 5 5 4 9 52 4 5 6 5 7 5 5 6 7 50 102 0
Toro 7 6 5 9 7 8 9 5 7 63 6 6 4 4 5 4 5 4 5 43 106 0
Grumpy 8 7 5 9 6 7 4 4 7 57 7 5 6 3 8 7 3 6 7 52 109 0
TOTAL 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 4
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
AS 1U 2U 1U 2U 3U 4U 5U 6U 6U 7U 8U - - - - - -
4 4 3 6 3 4 3 3 3 4 4 4 - - - - - -
4 5 4 5 4 5 5 5 5 4 7 5 - - - - - -
AS - - - - - -
RESULT: ParBreaker wins 8 and 6 Start match at hole:
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