The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

On hole #11, we had 13 birdies today. This was our 6th time playing this young course, and this hole has surrendered 27 birdies. Three times the bird was good enough for a skin. But not today. It took a bigger bird. An EAGLE, his third of his career by Stevie Ray to win this skin. Today's first star has the only other eQuinelle eagle.
His big brother? he got a face full of mud, by hitting out of the pond.
Wilford - how could you do it? 71 slammers taking part in dogs or skins, in a cold dark tent and to enter all of the scores and do our skins - THANK YOU!
Mary Lauzon {Alch} we thank you for all of your assistance today.
Hole #4 - remember it? think now the first par five of the day {507 yards}. Well Grumpy drove the green {on 5}.
HMs today were mentioned to Wee Willie, Barry Blondin, Dyke, AVR, Number 7 & XTour
Eleven Slammers went 3-0, two mentioned on the right, but have a closer look to see how many rookies, then notice how many sophomores.
30 upsets will have much ranking movement.

Quotables

Look at the third star - over there on the right, when it was reported, Dyke (visiting from Toronto) said "How the hell did Fuzzy get to #15?"
"We have a beanbag chair at home. The dog sleeps on it." "What do you do when you come in late because you were out with Domer?" "I just kick the dog off hers."
"Sons of a ..., I have you by the balls."
"Where did Enigma's shot go?" "It just went about 10 yards - over the dune." Enigma quickly retorts " I just wanted a better lie."
"Large - larger, You Mother!"
"This is the only event in the world, where there is a longer line for the men's room then the ladies."
"Where is my ball?"
"Now THAT is a "D" class shot!"
"Good news Pommie, there is no water for you to hit on this hole." "Wanna bet?" replies Pommie.
"I am a seedy (C-D) kind of guy"
and the last quote of the day is an 'ism "straight as a peacock."

Sat Oct 2, 2010

Summary
A great big thank you MUST go out to our event coordinator Malone. Such a huge event with many last minute changes, and organizing three different formats, and for such a young guy. MY HAT OFF TO YOU SIR! Hey Slammers, let me know if there was any 10-holing in your group. Our system cannot figure it out when we do a shotgun.

Stars
	Cuba
	The only star today that didn't birdie #14. His birdie was on #11. Wow Cuba needed the day's top score (73) today. This was his best of the seaon and was just one stroke away from being his best Slammer round ever. His 73 was needed to end the 54 hole tournament in a tie for the club championship lead in the Senior class, against a pretty formidable opponent, KaDaver. Off to the 18th tee they went to start their play-off, and Cuba ended it after one hole. Congrats CHAMP.
	KaDaver
	Kadaver had the second best senior round of the three day event to prevent Cuba from running away. He shot it and surpassed the two seniors {Ticklar & Barry Blondin} that were ahead of him after two rounds. PETA is now looking for KaDaver, as he shot 4 birdies today. Sadly all were cut off and he didnt collect any of the bones. His 3-0 record enabled him to retain his #5 ranking, in a weekend that saw much movement.
	Heather Hammond (r)
	In her first ever event, this newbie {I vote for her nickname to be 2H} went 3-0. Two of the matches were against a couple of her friends. In her third match she took down Fuzzy to start her Slammer career in the top 20 {he started the day off at #15}. Maybe her whole group should be applauded, for their contribution to the kidz. Three of them combined for a $10 donation. Heather also had a bird on #14.

Onsite Coordinator

Grumpy

Stats

Attendance: 70
Scoring Average: 92
Birdie Average: 0.57
Course Rating: 9
Best aspects of course: Anastasia, greens, fairways and KIM'S EYES!

Kids

The Kids earned $72

Event Fees

ST Member: $95
EG Member: $85
EG Unl. Member: $75

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
AVR (r) [C49]	Bookie [C3]	13	Steamer [A10]	Cuba [A3]	11
AVR (r) [C49]	Kricket [B49]	13	Gwen Walsh (r) [Unr]	Heather Hammond (r) [Unr]	11
Smitty [A5]	pointZero [A4]	14	Gwen Walsh (r) [Unr]	Fuzzy [B6]	12
XTour (r) [B19]	Pepilepu [B4]	14	B-Rye [A9]	Chef [O1]	12
Grumpy [D2]	Pommie (r) [C10]	14	The Game (r) [B60]	Hammer (We Remember) (r) [B53]	12
AVR (r) [C49]	Potter (r) [C22]	14	SunShine (r) [B71]	Bones (r) [B51]	13
Potter (r) [C22]	Bookie [C3]	15	Granpa (r) [D62]	Hammer (We Remember) (r) [B53]	13
KidsClub [C11]	JayBird Old [C7]	15	4PF (r) [D4]	Blue (r) [A14]	13
Non-Slammer #1 [Unr]	B-Rye [A9]	15	Christa Faehndrich (r) [Unr]	Heather Hammond (r) [Unr]	13
Dyke [B52]	Rulz [A17]	16	Christa Faehndrich (r) [Unr]	Fuzzy [B6]	14
Heather Hammond (r) [Unr]	Fuzzy [B6]	16	Marmotte [D7]	KidsClub [C11]	14
DeeJay [B30]	Chuckie [B21]	16	SunShine (r) [B71]	Juice [A19]	14
Dyke [B52]	pointZero [A4]	16	ZenGirl [C5]	IronMaiden [B27]	14
Bones (r) [B51]	Juice [A19]	16	Mapper [C33]	Bones (r) [B51]	14
Silverback (r) [B7]	Pepilepu [B4]	16	Pommie (r) [C10]	Domer (r) [B31]	14
Bonzo (r) [B12]	Inch [B3]	16	The Enigma (r) [B35]	Domer (r) [B31]	14
XTour (r) [B19]	Silverback (r) [B7]	16	FlameWorker (r) [C23]	Blue (r) [A14]	14
Barry Blondin [A52]	Ticklar [A7]	17	Bookie [C3]	Kricket [B49]	15
David Guth (r) [B40]	Chuckie [B21]	17	Non-Slammer #1 [Unr]	Chef [O1]	15
Rulz [A17]	pointZero [A4]	17	SpoonHead (r) [C9]	Wee Willie [B18]	15
Sutty [C12]	Wilford [C2]	17	David Guth (r) [B40]	DeeJay [B30]	15
DeeJay [B30]	NoCents [B25]	18	Mapper [C33]	Juice [A19]	15
Billiards [C16]	JayBird Old [C7]	18	Wilford [C2]	Number 7 (r) [B32]	15
			Ticklar [A7]	KaDaver [A2]	15
			Inch [B3]	TJ [B2]	15
			Sutty [C12]	Number 7 (r) [B32]	15
			Digger [B10]	Shades (r) [A11]	15
			Pommie (r) [C10]	The Enigma (r) [B35]	15
			Gwen Walsh (r) [Unr]	Christa Faehndrich (r) [Unr]	15
			Rulz [A17]	Smitty [A5]	16
			David Guth (r) [B40]	NoCents [B25]	16
			4PF (r) [D4]	FlameWorker (r) [C23]	16
			Big Guy (r) [D5]	BearCat [B33]	16
			Barry Blondin [A52]	KaDaver [A2]	16
			Toro [B11]	KaDaver [A2]	16
			Turtle [B41]	Number 7 (r) [B32]	16
			Grumpy [D2]	Domer (r) [B31]	16
			Kricket [B49]	Potter (r) [C22]	16
			Ironhalfman (r) [Unr]	Blue (r) [A14]	16
			Marmotte [D7]	Billiards [C16]	17
			Stevie Ray [C1]	Silverback (r) [B7]	17
			Stevie Ray [C1]	XTour (r) [B19]	17
			Pepilepu [B4]	Stevie Ray [C1]	17
			Billiards [C16]	KidsClub [C11]	17
			Ripzone [B22]	Hacker [B13]	17
			Toro [B11]	Barry Blondin [A52]	17
			The Enigma (r) [B35]	Grumpy [D2]	17
			Toro [B11]	Ticklar [A7]	18
			Dyke [B52]	Smitty [A5]	18
			Bonzo (r) [B12]	Sunny [B5]	18
			SunShine (r) [B71]	Mapper [C33]	18
			NoCents [B25]	Chuckie [B21]	18
			SpoonHead (r) [C9]	PizzaMan [A12]	18
			Wee Willie [B18]	PizzaMan [A12]	18
			4PF (r) [D4]	Ironhalfman (r) [Unr]	18
			Turtle [B41]	Sutty [C12]	18
			Turtle [B41]	Wilford [C2]	18
			Bonzo (r) [B12]	TJ [B2]	18
			Sunny [B5]	TJ [B2]	18
			Digger [B10]	The Governor [A6]	18
			Shades (r) [A11]	The Governor [A6]	18
			Marmotte [D7]	JayBird Old [C7]	18
			Sunny [B5]	Inch [B3]	18
			Granpa (r) [D62]	The Game (r) [B60]	18
			Ironhalfman (r) [Unr]	FlameWorker (r) [C23]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
Number 7 (r)	89	2	0	1	87	1	46	3-0-0	6
TJ	81	2	0	1	87	0	0	3-0-0	6
KaDaver	76	4	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
DeeJay	82	1	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Blue (r)	83	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
XTour (r)	85	1	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
AVR (r)	86	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Bones (r)	88	2	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Domer (r)	89	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
KidsClub	95	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Heather Hammond (r)	97	1	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Dyke	85	1	0	0	0	1	46	2-0-1	5
Smitty	83	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-1	5
Barry Blondin	81	1	0	0	0	1	46	2-1-0	4
Chef	76	2	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-0	4
Hammer (We Remember) (r)	85	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-0	4
Silverback (r)	87	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
FlameWorker (r)	90	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Juice	96	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Fuzzy	97	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Potter (r)	98	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Billiards	100	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Grumpy	101	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
PizzaMan	82	2	0	1	87	1	46	1-0-1	3
NoCents	85	1	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
Bonzo (r)	86	1	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
Shades (r)	86	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-0-1	3
Wee Willie	86	1	0	0	0	0	0	1-0-1	3
Sutty	97	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
Ticklar	86	2	0	1	87	0	0	1-2-0	2
Sunny	84	2	0	0	0	1	46	0-1-2	2
Stevie Ray	91	0	1	0	0	1	46	1-2-0	2
Cuba	73	1	0	0	0	0	0	1-0-0	2
Non-Slammer #1	82	2	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-0	2
Hacker	83	1	0	0	0	0	0	1-0-0	2
The Governor	85	1	0	0	0	0	0	0-0-2	2
IronMaiden	85	1	0	0	0	0	0	1-0-0	2
Rulz	89	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
David Guth (r)	90	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Ironhalfman (r)	93	1	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
BearCat	98	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-0-0	2
Mapper	100	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Turtle	101	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-1-2	2
Kricket	103	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
The Enigma (r)	103	1	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Christa Faehndrich (r)	115	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
JayBird Old	102	1	0	0	0	1	46	0-2-1	1
Digger	85	1	0	0	0	0	0	0-1-1	1
Chuckie	91	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-1	1
Inch	92	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-1	1
Wilford	97	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-1	1
The Game (r)	100	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-1-1	1
Granpa (r)	103	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-1-1	1
Marmotte	106	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-1	1
Bubba (r)	82	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-0-0	0
Toro	84	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
B-Rye	85	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-0	0
SpoonHead (r)	87	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-0	0
Ripzone	88	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-1-0	0
pointZero	91	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Non-Slammer #8 (r)	92	1	0	0	0	0	0	0-0-0	0
Pepilepu	93	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Steamer	93	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-1-0	0
ZenGirl	95	1	0	0	0	0	0	0-1-0	0
4PF (r)	99	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
SunShine (r)	101	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Pommie (r)	106	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Bookie	106	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Big Guy (r)	109	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-1-0	0
Gwen Walsh (r)	123	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	4	4	3	5	4	5	4	3	4	36	4	5	4	3	4	4	3	4	5	36	72
Barry Blondin	4	4	3	5	4	5	4	4	6	39	4	6	6	5	4	3	4	4	6	42	81	1
PizzaMan	5	4	4	5	5	6	6	5	4	44	5	6	5	2	4	5	3	4	4	38	82	1
Sunny	4	5	3	4	5	6	7	4	5	43	3	5	5	3	5	4	3	6	7	41	84	1
Dyke	6	4	4	6	3	5	5	4	5	42	5	8	4	3	5	4	4	5	5	43	85	1
Number 7 (r)	5	5	2	6	6	4	7	5	5	45	4	5	5	4	6	5	3	6	6	44	89	1
Stevie Ray	7	5	3	6	4	8	5	4	6	48	7	3	5	4	5	4	4	5	6	43	91	1
JayBird Old	6	5	4	6	5	6	5	5	7	49	8	8	4	5	6	6	6	3	7	53	102	1
Cuba	4	4	3	5	4	5	5	3	4	37	4	4	4	4	4	4	3	4	5	36	73	0
KaDaver	5	5	3	5	5	4	6	3	5	41	4	4	3	4	3	4	3	5	5	35	76	0
Chef	4	4	4	5	4	5	5	3	4	38	4	4	3	3	4	4	4	7	5	38	76	0
TJ	5	5	3	7	6	5	5	3	6	45	4	5	3	3	5	5	2	4	5	36	81	0
DeeJay	5	4	3	6	5	5	6	3	4	41	5	4	6	4	5	4	4	4	5	41	82	0
Bubba (r)	6	5	4	5	4	5	4	3	5	41	4	5	5	3	4	6	5	4	5	41	82	0
Non-Slammer #1	4	4	4	5	5	4	5	4	4	39	6	4	5	5	4	4	4	5	6	43	82	0
Blue (r)	5	5	3	5	5	6	5	3	5	42	4	6	4	3	4	5	4	6	5	41	83	0
Smitty	5	3	3	6	4	6	4	4	5	40	6	5	4	3	5	5	4	5	6	43	83	0
Hacker	6	4	4	6	4	6	5	5	6	46	4	4	5	3	4	4	4	4	5	37	83	0
Toro	4	4	3	6	5	7	5	3	5	42	4	6	5	4	5	4	4	5	5	42	84	0
Digger	5	5	4	6	4	6	6	4	4	44	5	5	6	4	4	5	2	4	6	41	85	0
IronMaiden	4	5	3	5	5	5	9	3	5	44	4	4	4	4	5	5	3	6	6	41	85	0
XTour (r)	5	5	3	4	4	6	5	3	8	43	4	5	6	4	5	5	3	5	5	42	85	0
B-Rye	5	5	4	6	5	5	5	4	4	43	4	6	4	4	5	5	4	5	5	42	85	0
NoCents	6	4	3	6	5	5	7	5	5	46	5	4	5	3	4	5	3	4	6	39	85	0
The Governor	5	5	4	5	5	5	5	6	5	45	4	5	4	3	5	6	2	5	6	40	85	0
Hammer (We Remember) (r)	4	4	3	5	5	4	5	6	5	41	4	5	6	3	4	6	5	5	6	44	85	0
AVR (r)	5	4	3	5	6	6	6	3	6	44	5	5	5	4	4	4	3	7	5	42	86	0
Shades (r)	5	4	4	6	4	5	5	4	9	46	5	5	4	3	4	4	3	6	6	40	86	0
Wee Willie	4	4	3	5	5	8	4	3	7	43	4	4	6	3	4	4	4	7	7	43	86	0
Bonzo (r)	7	4	4	6	4	7	4	5	8	49	5	4	4	3	4	4	4	4	5	37	86	0
Ticklar	8	5	3	5	5	5	7	2	4	44	4	5	5	4	5	5	4	6	4	42	86	0
SpoonHead (r)	5	4	5	6	4	5	7	4	7	47	5	5	4	3	4	4	4	5	6	40	87	0
Silverback (r)	6	4	3	6	5	5	7	3	4	43	5	5	4	4	6	5	4	4	7	44	87	0
Bones (r)	6	4	4	5	5	8	5	4	7	48	4	4	4	5	3	6	4	4	6	40	88	0
Ripzone	4	4	4	5	5	6	5	5	5	43	5	7	5	4	4	5	4	5	6	45	88	0
Domer (r)	6	4	3	6	5	8	6	6	4	48	5	5	5	3	4	4	4	5	6	41	89	0
Rulz	4	4	5	6	5	6	6	3	5	44	6	5	5	6	4	4	5	4	6	45	89	0
FlameWorker (r)	6	5	3	7	4	6	6	4	6	47	6	6	4	3	4	5	3	6	6	43	90	0
David Guth (r)	4	4	4	6	4	6	6	4	5	43	6	5	4	4	5	8	5	5	5	47	90	0
pointZero	4	5	4	6	5	7	5	5	4	45	6	5	6	3	5	4	6	5	6	46	91	0
Chuckie	4	5	4	5	4	5	6	4	6	43	5	6	4	5	7	4	6	6	5	48	91	0
Inch	9	4	4	6	4	5	6	4	7	49	5	5	4	4	4	5	6	4	6	43	92	0
Non-Slammer #8 (r)	5	4	3	7	5	5	6	4	8	47	7	4	5	5	4	5	4	5	6	45	92	0
Ironhalfman (r)	7	4	3	7	4	5	5	4	5	44	6	4	6	5	4	7	4	7	6	49	93	0
Pepilepu	4	5	3	5	4	7	6	4	6	44	5	6	6	4	6	6	5	5	6	49	93	0
Steamer	6	4	3	6	5	6	5	4	5	44	7	9	5	3	4	4	5	5	7	49	93	0
KidsClub	5	6	4	8	5	5	5	4	4	46	4	6	5	5	5	5	7	5	7	49	95	0
ZenGirl	4	3	4	6	4	6	5	7	6	45	5	6	5	3	6	8	5	5	7	50	95	0
Juice	4	5	4	6	5	5	6	6	6	47	7	5	6	4	4	5	6	6	6	49	96	0
Sutty	6	5	3	6	7	6	5	3	4	45	5	6	5	4	7	6	7	6	6	52	97	0
Wilford	7	5	5	7	7	5	5	4	5	50	6	5	5	4	4	6	5	6	6	47	97	0
Fuzzy	5	6	5	6	6	5	6	5	5	49	7	7	6	4	4	5	5	4	6	48	97	0
Potter (r)	6	5	5	8	6	6	6	4	6	52	5	5	5	4	4	5	4	7	7	46	98	0
BearCat	4	6	4	5	5	6	6	3	5	44	5	6	8	4	8	7	5	6	5	54	98	0
4PF (r)	6	4	3	6	5	6	6	4	4	44	6	9	5	4	5	6	5	8	7	55	99	0
Billiards	8	6	4	6	6	7	7	3	4	51	7	5	6	4	5	5	4	6	7	49	100	0
The Game (r)	5	4	5	6	6	6	6	3	5	46	5	9	7	5	5	7	4	7	5	54	100	0
Turtle	5	5	4	8	5	5	6	7	4	49	5	5	4	5	5	9	8	5	6	52	101	0
SunShine (r)	6	6	5	6	8	6	6	4	4	51	7	5	6	6	5	5	4	5	7	50	101	0
Grumpy	5	7	3	5	5	7	6	5	7	50	6	7	6	5	5	4	5	6	7	51	101	0
Kricket	6	4	3	7	6	7	6	5	8	52	7	7	4	4	6	5	5	5	8	51	103	0
The Enigma (r)	7	4	4	7	5	6	6	2	8	49	5	7	7	4	6	5	4	8	8	54	103	0
Granpa (r)	5	6	3	8	5	5	7	5	7	51	9	7	5	3	7	5	4	5	7	52	103	0
Marmotte	9	5	4	6	5	6	6	4	7	52	5	7	8	5	7	5	4	6	7	54	106	0
Bookie	5	6	4	9	5	9	7	6	4	55	5	5	7	5	7	5	4	6	7	51	106	0
Big Guy (r)	6	5	4	5	6	8	6	6	7	53	8	5	8	4	6	6	7	6	6	56	109	0
TOTAL	0	0	1	0	1	0	0	0	0		1	1	0	1	0	1	0	1	0			7
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18

	4	4	3	5	4	5	5	3	4	4	4	4	4	4	4	3	4	5
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