The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

IronMaiden (love)slapped Billiards.
Sad day for Wee Willie ... he wasn't Slamming {and not in dogs/skins} his EAGLE on 12 missed all the stats columns.
Slammers beware ... do not be near Chef when a bug flies in his ear. He is a big golfer but a BIGGER baby.
Bad lie? Stevie Ray chips back onto the fairway using his putter.
Know why we have two foot gimmes? Ask Fuzzy and have a look at his 10 '3 putts'.
You have probably heard about it by now. If not , then ask Chef about his lipped tee shot on hole 5. YES! there are pictures.
There is a movement to give Dave O'Neil the nickname 'BackSlash'.
We need more info about KidsClub's aqua shot ... who will send it?
HM to PizzaMan, our new “C” class Tour Champion. In a very close match that saw him and PingMan leading on seven holes each and all square {only on the 10th & 12th did one have a 2U} on four. Mr Maiden shot his 2nd best Tour round this season.
other HMs are listed below - at the top of the quotables.

Quotables

HM to Chef {much to the chagrin of the audience} for his 3-0 record, yet another defence of his #1, 3 birds and a dog. OC called it “another day at the office.” But missed the fact that he was even on the day. Mea Culpe, thanks for the toilet paper and the beer.
The Governor earned the last HM, for his upset of NoCents to climb 240 spots, see you again Gov!
It's way too quiet, this early in the morning.
Wait, we have a pen ... is in our group.
"I wonder if I can make THAT putt {Fuzzy putting inside the circle of love}" "are you giving odds?"
"Crenshaw's new shoes are GREAT!, he told us all about them during the WHOLE round!"
"Are you going to leave that flag for the next group?" The group behind "where is he going with the flag?" "Damn LEAFS fan!"
"Five putts on ONE hole!?!"
"Pocket nines are NO good in golf."
"You've got the hands of a sturgeon."
"Granpa, what is in that flask?" (see answer 2moro)

Sat Sep 25, 2010

Summary
Round one of the 4th annual Executive Golf's Club Championship. The weather-man threatened all kinds of havoc, and we were ONCE AGAIN blessed with AWESOME conditions. We were playing at the home of EG, and our own Malone, took the day off to co-ordinate the event. GREAT JOB! Andy. While handing out kudos, I would like to express our gratitude to Claude, Justine, Pierre and all of the staff for showing us why Casselview is our home. Wilford, took on the TASK of Skins Master and excelled. KidsClub, thank you for helping me out with starting the Slammer groups that went off on hole one. My final thank you was going to go to pointZero, because the system is not yet set up to accept when you start the back nine first, none of you would have known that Chef toilet papered me. Guess what - he just turned around and did it again on the front nine.

Stars
	SpoonHead (r)
	SpoonHead, playing in only his third event shoots well below his average, upsets Number7, Pommie and 4PF and jumps up 315 rankings to #60.
	Toro
	Toro goes undefeated, upsetting KaDaver and Chuckie, being two down to Ticklar(with three to play) and earning a tie, and moves up 44 rungs on the ladder to #10.
	IronMaiden
	In a well-balanced foursome IronMaiden goes 3-0, has two birds, one good for a skin.

Onsite Coordinator

Grumpy

Stats

Attendance: 55
Scoring Average: 91
Birdie Average: 0.45
Course Rating: 8
Best aspects of course: greens

Kids

The Kids earned $38

Event Fees

ST Member: $47
EG Member: $40
EG Unl. Member: $35

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
Stevie Ray [C1]	Fuzzy [B2]	13	Grumpy [D3]	Chef [O1]	10
SpoonHead (r) [C108]	Pommie (r) [C19]	13	Grumpy [D3]	Smitty [A10]	11
4PF (r) [D4]	Pommie (r) [C19]	13	Billiards [C12]	ZenGirl [C5]	12
Bonzo (r) [B29]	Shades (r) [A14]	13	Sutty [C13]	PingMan [B16]	12
Pepilepu [B15]	Fuzzy [B2]	16	NoCents [B22]	The Governor [A60]	12
Cuba [A6]	Steamer [A2]	16	Billiards [C12]	IronMaiden [B24]	12
Digger [B30]	Steamer [A2]	16	Sutty [C13]	PizzaMan [A9]	12
Toro [B26]	Chuckie [B18]	16	BearCat [B33]	Inch [B11]	12
Crenshaw [A15]	Steamer [A2]	18	Reverend (r) [Unr]	The Game (r) [B60]	12
KidsClub [C10]	BearCat [B33]	18	Rulz [A13]	Chef [O1]	13
Ticklar [A5]	KaDaver [A3]	18	Juice [A26]	IronMaiden [B24]	13
Toro [B26]	KaDaver [A3]	18	Pommie (r) [C19]	Number 7 (r) [B32]	13
SpoonHead (r) [C108]	Number 7 (r) [B32]	18	Granpa (r) [Unr]	Bonzo (r) [B29]	13
			Grumpy [D3]	Rulz [A13]	14
			HELFM [B34]	Eeyore [B20]	14
			Granpa (r) [Unr]	Hacker [B6]	14
			4PF (r) [D4]	SpoonHead (r) [C108]	14
			The Game (r) [B60]	Eeyore [B20]	15
			Juice [A26]	ZenGirl [C5]	15
			NoCents [B22]	Sunny [B9]	15
			Smitty [A10]	Chef [O1]	15
			Sutty [C13]	Wilford [C2]	15
			Wilford [C2]	PizzaMan [A9]	15
			Chuckie [B18]	KaDaver [A3]	15
			NoCents [B22]	TJ [B17]	15
			4PF (r) [D4]	Number 7 (r) [B32]	15
			KidsClub [C10]	Inch [B11]	15
			Bookie [C3]	Inch [B11]	15
			Billiards [C12]	Juice [A26]	16
			Pepilepu [B15]	Stevie Ray [C1]	16
			Chuckie [B18]	Ticklar [A5]	16
			XL Easy [C52]	Kricket [B48]	16
			Shades (r) [A14]	Hacker [B6]	16
			Pepilepu [B15]	pointZero [A4]	16
			XL Easy [C52]	HomeSlice [C4]	16
			The Governor [A60]	TJ [B17]	16
			Marmotte [D7]	David Guth (r) [B39]	16
			Marmotte [D7]	Big Guy (r) [D5]	16
			Marmotte [D7]	FlameWorker (r) [C21]	16
			Ripzone [B19]	B-Rye [A17]	17
			Fuzzy [B2]	pointZero [A4]	17
			Rulz [A13]	Smitty [A10]	17
			Stevie Ray [C1]	pointZero [A4]	17
			Granpa (r) [Unr]	Shades (r) [A14]	17
			The Game (r) [B60]	HELFM [B34]	18
			Toro [B26]	Ticklar [A5]	18
			BearCat [B33]	Bookie [C3]	18
			KidsClub [C10]	Bookie [C3]	18
			Bonzo (r) [B29]	Hacker [B6]	18
			PingMan [B16]	PizzaMan [A9]	18
			TJ [B17]	Sunny [B9]	18
			The Governor [A60]	Sunny [B9]	18
			Digger [B30]	Crenshaw [A15]	18
			ZenGirl [C5]	IronMaiden [B24]	18
			Kricket [B48]	HomeSlice [C4]	18
			PingMan [B16]	Wilford [C2]	18
			Digger [B30]	Cuba [A6]	18
			Crenshaw [A15]	Cuba [A6]	18
			Big Guy (r) [D5]	David Guth (r) [B39]	18
			FlameWorker (r) [C21]	David Guth (r) [B39]	18
			Big Guy (r) [D5]	FlameWorker (r) [C21]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
Chef	72	3	0	1	68	0	0	3-0-0	6
Inch	83	1	0	0	0	1	43	3-0-0	6
IronMaiden	86	2	0	0	0	1	43	3-0-0	6
PizzaMan	84	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Cuba	85	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
pointZero	87	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
SpoonHead (r)	88	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
David Guth (r)	94	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Ticklar	81	0	0	1	68	0	0	2-0-1	5
Toro	82	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-1	5
TJ	82	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-1	5
Sunny	83	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-1	5
Bonzo (r)	86	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-1	5
Hacker	89	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-1	5
HomeSlice	92	2	0	0	0	1	43	2-0-0	4
Smitty	81	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Crenshaw	86	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Eeyore	86	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-0	4
ZenGirl	87	2	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Stevie Ray	87	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Number 7 (r)	92	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
FlameWorker (r)	97	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
PingMan	87	2	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
Wilford	89	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
Bookie	93	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
KidsClub	95	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
The Game (r)	95	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
Pepilepu	88	2	0	1	68	1	43	1-2-0	2
B-Rye	80	1	0	0	0	0	0	1-0-0	2
KaDaver	82	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Rulz	87	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Digger	87	1	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Juice	89	1	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Shades (r)	92	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
The Governor	92	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Big Guy (r)	96	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Kricket	98	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-0	2
4PF (r)	100	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
HELFM	99	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-1-1	1
Billiards	96	0	0	1	68	0	0	0-3-0	0
Woodsy	75	2	0	0	0	1	43	0-0-0	0
BearCat	94	1	0	0	0	1	43	0-3-0	0
Ripzone	86	1	0	0	0	0	0	0-1-0	0
Steamer	89	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
NoCents	89	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Anthony Hadwen (r)	90	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-0-0	0
Chuckie	92	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Fuzzy	96	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Sutty	100	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Granpa (r)	101	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
XL Easy	105	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-0	0
Marmotte	106	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Pommie (r)	106	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Grumpy	111	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Reverend (r)	113	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-1-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	5	4	3	4	3	5	3	4	5	36	4	4	5	4	4	4	3	4	4	36	72
Woodsy	4	4	3	3	3	5	3	5	5	35	5	4	5	4	4	5	5	4	4	40	75	1
Inch	6	4	4	4	4	6	4	6	6	44	5	4	6	5	3	4	3	5	4	39	83	1
IronMaiden	6	5	3	4	5	6	4	6	4	43	4	4	4	5	7	5	4	5	5	43	86	1
Pepilepu	6	4	4	5	5	5	2	5	6	42	5	6	4	5	5	6	4	5	6	46	88	1
HomeSlice	6	7	4	5	3	7	4	3	7	46	6	6	6	4	7	4	2	6	5	46	92	1
BearCat	8	5	5	5	4	7	4	4	6	48	6	5	7	3	6	5	3	5	6	46	94	1
Chef	5	4	3	5	2	5	3	4	6	37	4	4	4	4	4	3	3	5	4	35	72	0
B-Rye	5	4	4	4	3	6	3	5	6	40	5	4	6	5	5	4	3	3	5	40	80	0
Smitty	5	4	3	4	3	7	3	4	6	39	4	5	7	4	6	5	3	3	5	42	81	0
Ticklar	5	4	3	5	3	6	3	4	5	38	4	6	6	5	4	5	3	4	6	43	81	0
Toro	6	5	3	7	3	5	3	4	5	41	7	4	6	4	5	4	4	3	4	41	82	0
TJ	5	4	2	4	3	5	3	5	7	38	6	4	6	4	5	5	4	4	6	44	82	0
KaDaver	6	5	3	5	3	5	3	5	5	40	4	5	6	4	5	4	4	4	6	42	82	0
Sunny	6	4	3	4	3	5	4	5	7	41	4	8	5	4	4	4	5	4	4	42	83	0
PizzaMan	5	4	4	4	3	7	4	4	6	41	5	5	6	4	5	5	3	5	5	43	84	0
Cuba	6	4	3	4	3	8	3	4	7	42	5	5	8	4	4	4	3	5	5	43	85	0
Bonzo (r)	5	4	3	5	4	8	4	4	6	43	4	4	5	5	4	5	4	6	6	43	86	0
Eeyore	5	7	4	4	4	5	3	5	6	43	4	5	5	4	5	6	4	6	4	43	86	0
Crenshaw	5	5	3	6	3	7	4	6	5	44	4	6	6	4	4	5	3	5	5	42	86	0
Ripzone	7	4	4	3	3	6	5	5	7	44	5	4	8	4	4	4	4	5	4	42	86	0
PingMan	6	4	2	6	2	6	4	5	5	40	4	6	5	5	6	7	3	5	6	47	87	0
pointZero	9	5	3	4	3	5	4	6	5	44	4	7	6	4	4	5	3	4	6	43	87	0
Rulz	5	4	4	6	3	6	3	4	5	40	5	6	6	7	4	4	4	5	6	47	87	0
Stevie Ray	5	4	3	5	3	6	3	4	6	39	5	5	6	5	4	6	4	7	6	48	87	0
Digger	5	4	2	4	4	5	7	4	7	42	4	5	7	5	4	5	4	5	6	45	87	0
ZenGirl	6	4	3	5	3	7	4	4	6	42	5	6	5	5	5	3	2	8	6	45	87	0
SpoonHead (r)	6	5	4	4	5	5	4	5	8	46	5	5	5	4	4	6	3	5	5	42	88	0
Hacker	6	4	3	5	3	6	3	7	6	43	6	6	7	4	4	5	3	7	4	46	89	0
Wilford	7	5	4	4	3	6	3	4	7	43	6	5	7	5	4	6	3	5	5	46	89	0
NoCents	5	5	4	7	3	8	4	5	6	47	5	5	6	4	5	5	3	5	4	42	89	0
Steamer	5	6	3	4	4	7	4	5	7	45	6	5	5	4	4	5	5	5	5	44	89	0
Juice	6	6	3	6	4	8	5	4	5	47	7	5	5	5	4	5	2	5	4	42	89	0
Anthony Hadwen (r)	5	6	3	4	3	7	4	5	6	43	6	6	5	5	4	7	3	5	6	47	90	0
The Governor	5	4	3	4	5	5	4	5	5	40	4	4	5	9	9	7	4	4	6	52	92	0
Number 7 (r)	6	5	3	3	4	6	4	5	5	41	4	6	9	5	6	5	4	6	6	51	92	0
Shades (r)	6	4	4	6	3	5	4	5	8	45	4	5	7	6	6	6	4	4	5	47	92	0
Chuckie	5	5	3	4	4	5	3	5	7	41	5	6	6	5	6	4	5	9	5	51	92	0
Bookie	6	4	3	4	5	7	6	6	6	47	5	5	5	5	6	6	4	4	6	46	93	0
David Guth (r)	6	4	4	8	4	6	3	4	7	46	6	7	5	5	6	4	4	7	4	48	94	0
Billiards	7	5	4	6	3	7	4	6	8	50	5	6	6	5	6	5	3	4	6	46	96	0
Fuzzy	6	5	3	4	3	7	4	5	8	45	7	5	6	5	7	4	5	5	7	51	96	0
Big Guy (r)	6	5	5	5	4	6	3	6	7	47	7	6	6	5	5	6	3	5	6	49	96	0
FlameWorker (r)	6	4	3	5	4	8	6	6	6	48	6	5	7	6	5	6	4	4	6	49	97	0
Kricket	5	4	4	4	4	6	6	8	8	49	5	6	6	6	5	6	4	6	5	49	98	0
HELFM	7	7	4	6	3	9	4	5	5	50	4	6	8	6	5	5	4	5	6	49	99	0
4PF (r)	6	5	3	5	5	7	4	7	7	49	6	5	6	5	5	6	7	5	6	51	100	0
Sutty	7	7	4	7	4	6	6	4	7	52	5	6	7	5	4	7	5	4	5	48	100	0
Granpa (r)	8	4	5	5	4	7	4	6	7	50	6	5	6	6	5	6	4	8	5	51	101	0
XL Easy	7	6	3	6	4	8	4	6	6	50	6	6	6	7	6	6	4	6	8	55	105	0
Marmotte	6	5	3	7	4	8	4	5	8	50	6	6	9	5	5	7	4	7	7	56	106	0
Grumpy	5	5	4	7	3	9	4	7	8	52	7	5	6	6	5	8	5	9	8	59	111	0
Reverend (r)	7	6	4	7	3	9	5	7	8	56	6	9	7	5	7	6	6	6	5	57	113	0
TOTAL	1	0	0	0	0	0	1	1	1		0	0	0	1	1	0	0	0	0			6
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18
	AS	1U	2U	3U	4U	5U	6U	7U	8U	9U	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-
	5	4	3	5	2	5	3	4	6	4	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-
	5	5	4	7	3	9	4	7	8	7	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-
	AS										-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-
RESULT: Chef wins 9 and 8 Start match at hole:

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