The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

I am happy to see that the two "A" classers that whined about the OC's decision to play summer rules, both scored below their averages. The irony to me is that they both voted in favour of 'play the ball down' at an early season OC meeting.
Another slammer first? Three Slammers that begin with a 'Z' in the same event. I was asked if ZeeMan & ZeeGal are ZenGirl's parents = NO!
How about 6 Slammettes in the same event? If you were at the the Slammies last year, then you hope so. Where are Juice, Cash & Golden Girl?
Honourable mentions go to Chadderbox with three birds {only 8 others including none in the feature group}. Grasshopper's HM was for being the only one to get both a skin and a dog. 91 bones for his birdie on west 3.
The help! the day is impossible without them. Iron Maiden and Wilford for the tour and DARLENE WOOD, FAUVE GAUTHIER, LIZ PARKER, JOE LONG and our own CUBA ... MILLION THANX.

Quotables

"No running by the pool!"
"This green is subtly diabolical."
"Stevie, wait 'til the cart girl 'ting' go before you hit."
"I lost count again. Just give me another snow cone."
"Good putt, just like on TV." "Thanx, but what about that first one?" "That was the comedy network instead of the golf channel."
"I'm trying this concept. Lining up the club face before I hit."
"I sat beside her and my balls got cold."
"I hit from the blues, and he hits from way up there in the greens." "He is an 'A' or something!"
"I'm not a D classer anymore!"
"This is the last game of my life. I am going to take up ultimate frisbee." "I might join him."
" Your legs remind me of out of bounds stakes."
"jim" "Jim" "JIM" "W H A T !" "Not you, you are Grumpy."
"I am going to hit a provisional" {after his first putt}.

Sat May 21, 2011

Summary
Not only was this the largest Executive Golf event of the season but it was also largest for the Tour {twice as large as the 6 group day} this season. Yes 48 Slammers were set to go including, 16 rookies. 5 of those were playing their inaugural event. We welcome back the 5 other players that came back to the Tour. Everybody challenged their whole foursome ... that's right 72 matches (7 ties), with 29 upsets. Mentioned earlier, there were returns, Grasshopper (in his first event since Aug. 23 2009) and a couple of our regulars, having some injury woes were able to compete. Good to see Lucky & PinSeeker play so well. The biggest return was seen skyward. Yes it is true, sunglasses were sported everywhere, as the smell of Banana Boat & Coppertone Sport was in the air. There was one sighting of an umbrella but THAT was being used for sun protection.

Stars
	Lucky
	Playing in his 80th career event, this was only his second game since last Aug 5. In that match, he valiantly battled Toro to a draw, couldnt play an extra hole, then had to withdraw. Well today Lucky used more skill than luck to go 3-0. Lucky's first upset was against KidsClub on their 14th hole, then did it to Danger on the next hole. Runner-up as first star was MALONE, our event manager.
	Garbo
	Another returner! Garbo joined the tour, after last season's club championship. He had lost 4 straight matches, but today's 3-0 day now has him above .500 with a 5-4 career W-L record. Garbo woke up ranked 144th. His upset wins over Papa Malone (11th), Sutty (14th) and then finally Wilford (17th) enabled him to go to sleep having climbed 90 spots. Garbo don't wait long, gravity moves fast on the Slammer Tour. Runner-up as second star was MALONE, our event manager.
	Woodsy (r)
	This strong "A" class golfer should be a household name on the tour, instead of just in Kelsey's Restaurant. Woodsy was up for this day's event, keeping his record unblemished, in his Slammer career. He did win holes 17 & 18 to tie DeeJay, last Oct 12, the only match that he hasn't won {9-0-1}. Today he took down Luge, PinSeeker and #12 Steamer. Now if we can just get him to learn how to challenge, we might see higher rankings. [editor's note - zacwood did slam some in the club championship where i think there was a loss to chef?] Runner-up as third star was MALONE, our event manager.

Onsite Coordinator

Grumpy

Stats

Attendance: 48
Scoring Average: 97
Birdie Average: 0.25
Course Rating: 8.5
Best aspects of course: LAYOUT LAYout layout

Kids

The Kids earned $57

Event Fees

ST Member: $95
EG Member: $85
EG Unl. Member: $85

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
Shades [A20]	PizzaMan [A11]	11	Boomer [C7]	Fuzzy [B42]	11
Guzzler (r) [Unr]	DiVA (r) [D72]	12	DiVA (r) [D72]	Reverend [D65]	11
Taxman (r) [Unr]	Big Guy [D3]	14	Billiards [C36]	The Game [B18]	11
Grasshopper [B90]	Danger (r) [A18]	14	Billiards [C36]	Stevie Ray [C24]	12
Woodsy (r) [A26]	PinSeeker [A12]	15	KidsClub [C2]	Lucky [B61]	12
Grumpy [D2]	BearCat [B20]	15	Luge [Unr]	Steamer [A6]	12
Lucky [B61]	Danger (r) [A18]	15	Grumpy [D2]	IronMaiden [B7]	12
Woodsy (r) [A26]	Steamer [A6]	16	Papa Malone [C19]	Garbo [B54]	12
Toro [B44]	Inch [B39]	16	Papa Malone [C19]	Wilford [C10]	12
Papa Malone [C19]	Sutty [C16]	17	Sheila (r) [Unr]	Reverend [D65]	12
Ozone (r) [A13]	KaDaver [A2]	17	Luge [Unr]	Woodsy (r) [A26]	12
Sheila (r) [Unr]	DiVA (r) [D72]	17	Bookie [C5]	Shades [A20]	13
Toro [B44]	Chadderbox (r) [A15]	17	Billiards [C36]	ZenGirl [C6]	13
BoomStick (r) [C122]	Boomer [C7]	18	PizzaMan [A11]	Bagger [B8]	13
IG Money (r) [C30]	Boomer [C7]	18	SunShine [B11]	IronMaiden [B7]	13
Stevie Ray [C24]	ZenGirl [C6]	18	BearCat [B20]	IronMaiden [B7]	13
Bookie [C5]	PizzaMan [A11]	18	KidsClub [C2]	Grasshopper [B90]	14
Taxman (r) [Unr]	ZeeMan [C17]	18	Chadderbox (r) [A15]	Smitty [A5]	14
			BlindGolfer [C59]	Crenshaw [A8]	14
			Bookie [C5]	Bagger [B8]	14
			Sutty [C16]	Garbo [B54]	14
			BlindGolfer [C59]	CaveMan (r) [A17]	14
			BoomStick (r) [C122]	Fuzzy [B42]	15
			Inch [B39]	Smitty [A5]	15
			PinSeeker [A12]	Steamer [A6]	15
			KaDaver [A2]	Malone [O2]	15
			Ozone (r) [A13]	Malone [O2]	15
			Big Guy [D3]	ZeeMan [C17]	15
			Sutty [C16]	Wilford [C10]	15
			Stevie Ray [C24]	The Game [B18]	15
			Sheila (r) [Unr]	Guzzler (r) [Unr]	15
			IG Money (r) [C30]	Fuzzy [B42]	15
			ZeeGal (r) [Unr]	Taxman (r) [Unr]	15
			Ticklar [A1]	Malone [O2]	16
			Toro [B44]	Smitty [A5]	16
			Luge [Unr]	PinSeeker [A12]	16
			BlindGolfer [C59]	DJD (r) [Unr]	16
			Guzzler (r) [Unr]	Reverend [D65]	16
			KaDaver [A2]	Ticklar [A1]	17
			ZenGirl [C6]	The Game [B18]	17
			ZeeGal (r) [Unr]	ZeeMan [C17]	17
			BoomStick (r) [C122]	IG Money (r) [C30]	17
			Ozone (r) [A13]	Ticklar [A1]	18
			Danger (r) [A18]	KidsClub [C2]	18
			CaveMan (r) [A17]	Crenshaw [A8]	18
			DJD (r) [Unr]	Crenshaw [A8]	18
			Grasshopper [B90]	Lucky [B61]	18
			Shades [A20]	Bagger [B8]	18
			Wilford [C10]	Garbo [B54]	18
			DJD (r) [Unr]	CaveMan (r) [A17]	18
			Grumpy [D2]	SunShine [B11]	18
			BearCat [B20]	SunShine [B11]	18
			ZeeGal (r) [Unr]	Big Guy [D3]	18
			Inch [B39]	Chadderbox (r) [A15]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
Woodsy (r)	77	1	0	1	60	0	0	3-0-0	6
Smitty	83	1	0	0	0	1	32	3-0-0	6
Malone	77	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Fuzzy	87	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Lucky	91	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
IronMaiden	92	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Garbo	93	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
The Game	95	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Taxman (r)	100	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Reverend	111	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Shades	80	1	0	0	0	1	32	2-0-1	5
Bagger	81	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-1	5
Crenshaw	85	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-1	5
CaveMan (r)	89	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-1	5
Grasshopper	93	1	0	1	60	1	32	2-1-0	4
Steamer	85	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Toro	86	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Wilford	96	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
IG Money (r)	97	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Stevie Ray	99	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
ZeeMan	107	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Guzzler (r)	120	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Ticklar	78	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
Ozone (r)	81	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
Grumpy	105	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
SunShine	111	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
Bookie	91	0	0	1	60	0	0	1-2-0	2
Papa Malone	114	0	0	1	60	0	0	1-2-0	2
ZenGirl	98	1	0	0	0	1	32	1-2-0	2
DJD (r)	87	1	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
PinSeeker	90	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
BoomStick (r)	102	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Sheila (r)	133	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Chadderbox (r)	91	3	0	0	0	3	96	0-2-1	1
Inch	88	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-1	1
KidsClub	102	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-1	1
Danger (r)	104	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-1	1
ZeeGal (r)	112	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-1	1
Big Guy	114	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-1	1
KaDaver	83	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
PizzaMan	93	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
BlindGolfer	94	1	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Luge	98	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Boomer	104	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
BearCat	107	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Sutty	108	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Billiards	112	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
DiVA (r)	136	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	4	3	5	4	4	5	4	3	4	36	4	5	3	4	4	5	4	3	4	36	72
Chadderbox (r)	5	2	4	4	6	6	5	2	6	40	4	7	5	6	8	6	4	4	7	51	91	3
Shades	4	3	5	4	5	6	4	3	4	38	3	6	4	5	4	7	5	3	5	42	80	1
Smitty	4	4	6	4	5	4	4	5	5	41	4	6	4	5	5	5	4	4	5	42	83	1
Grasshopper	5	3	6	6	6	7	5	3	7	48	4	6	2	6	5	6	6	3	7	45	93	1
ZenGirl	7	4	6	5	5	6	6	5	5	49	6	6	4	3	4	7	6	5	8	49	98	1
Malone	4	3	5	4	5	5	4	3	4	37	4	5	4	4	4	6	4	3	6	40	77	0
Woodsy (r)	5	4	5	5	4	6	4	3	5	41	4	5	4	4	4	5	4	2	4	36	77	0
Ticklar	4	3	6	5	4	5	4	4	4	39	5	6	3	4	4	5	5	3	4	39	78	0
Ozone (r)	4	3	5	4	5	5	5	3	4	38	4	6	4	7	4	7	4	3	4	43	81	0
Bagger	5	3	5	4	6	5	6	3	4	41	4	5	4	5	4	6	5	3	4	40	81	0
KaDaver	5	3	5	5	4	6	6	3	7	44	4	6	3	4	4	6	4	4	4	39	83	0
Crenshaw	5	4	5	5	6	6	5	5	6	47	4	5	3	4	4	5	5	4	4	38	85	0
Steamer	5	4	6	4	6	5	4	4	4	42	4	5	4	6	6	6	4	3	5	43	85	0
Toro	6	3	6	5	5	6	5	3	3	42	4	6	4	5	6	6	4	3	6	44	86	0
Fuzzy	5	3	5	5	7	5	5	4	5	44	4	5	3	7	5	6	5	3	5	43	87	0
DJD (r)	5	4	5	6	5	6	4	5	3	43	6	7	3	5	5	5	4	3	6	44	87	0
Inch	6	3	6	5	6	6	5	3	5	45	4	6	4	5	5	7	5	3	4	43	88	0
CaveMan (r)	5	8	6	5	4	5	4	3	4	44	4	7	4	4	4	8	4	4	6	45	89	0
PinSeeker	6	4	7	5	6	6	4	5	5	48	4	5	3	6	4	7	5	3	5	42	90	0
Lucky	4	5	6	4	6	7	5	5	5	47	4	6	3	4	7	5	5	4	6	44	91	0
Bookie	6	3	6	4	5	6	4	4	4	42	6	7	4	6	7	6	4	4	5	49	91	0
IronMaiden	6	3	6	5	5	6	5	3	4	43	4	6	4	6	6	6	5	3	9	49	92	0
PizzaMan	4	5	7	5	6	6	5	4	6	48	5	7	3	6	5	5	4	4	6	45	93	0
Garbo	5	4	7	5	6	5	7	3	5	47	4	7	4	4	5	7	4	4	7	46	93	0
BlindGolfer	5	4	7	5	4	6	5	5	6	47	5	6	4	5	6	8	5	2	6	47	94	0
The Game	4	4	6	4	5	8	4	3	4	42	7	6	4	9	5	6	6	4	6	53	95	0
Wilford	6	4	5	5	5	7	5	4	4	45	6	6	5	7	6	6	4	4	7	51	96	0
IG Money (r)	5	5	7	4	5	6	4	5	7	48	5	7	5	6	5	6	5	5	5	49	97	0
Luge	5	5	5	5	6	7	5	4	5	47	5	6	5	4	6	7	5	4	9	51	98	0
Stevie Ray	6	5	6	5	6	7	6	3	5	49	5	5	4	8	6	9	4	4	5	50	99	0
Taxman (r)	6	5	7	6	6	7	7	3	5	52	7	7	4	5	4	7	5	3	6	48	100	0
KidsClub	6	6	9	5	6	7	5	4	6	54	5	7	5	5	6	6	6	4	4	48	102	0
BoomStick (r)	7	4	6	4	6	6	5	3	5	46	6	7	5	4	6	8	9	6	5	56	102	0
Boomer	6	4	6	6	8	5	6	4	6	51	4	8	6	6	5	6	8	3	7	53	104	0
Danger (r)	6	4	9	5	5	7	4	3	7	50	5	8	5	7	6	7	5	4	7	54	104	0
Grumpy	7	6	7	7	5	5	5	4	5	51	5	7	6	5	7	6	7	5	6	54	105	0
BearCat	4	5	9	5	7	6	6	6	6	54	5	7	3	7	7	8	6	3	7	53	107	0
ZeeMan	6	4	7	7	7	9	6	4	5	55	6	6	4	8	5	6	6	2	9	52	107	0
Sutty	6	4	7	7	6	6	5	4	5	50	8	9	3	7	5	9	6	4	7	58	108	0
SunShine	5	4	7	5	9	9	9	6	5	59	4	9	3	8	6	7	5	3	7	52	111	0
Reverend	5	5	7	5	6	9	7	4	6	54	5	6	4	7	8	8	7	3	9	57	111	0
ZeeGal (r)	6	4	7	6	7	8	6	4	6	54	6	7	4	8	7	9	5	5	7	58	112	0
Billiards	6	7	6	7	5	8	7	5	6	57	8	7	4	7	7	7	5	3	7	55	112	0
Papa Malone	6	4	6	6	6	7	9	3	7	54	8	8	7	5	5	8	6	4	9	60	114	0
Big Guy	6	4	6	6	7	9	6	6	6	56	8	8	5	7	6	7	7	4	6	58	114	0
DiVA (r)	6	9	9	9	8	9	9	4	9	72	5	9	6	7	7	8	7	6	9	64	136	0
TOTAL	0	1	1	0	0	1	0	1	0		1	0	1	1	0	0	0	0	0			7
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18
	AS	1U	1U	1U	2U	3U	4U	5U	5U	6U	7U	8U	-	-	-	-	-	-
	5	4	5	5	4	6	4	3	5	4	5	4	-	-	-	-	-	-
	5	5	5	5	6	7	5	4	5	5	6	5	-	-	-	-	-	-
	AS												-	-	-	-	-	-
RESULT: Woodsy wins 8 and 6 Start match at hole:

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