The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

Honourable mention today goes to the undefeated Digger, who added 3 skins, with his two birds.
The third group, being very impressed with Popeye's dog on #3 having only 30 inches to the hole agree to not hit any par three green to honour his shot. What about #17, Dyke?
OC disappointed with the lack of quotable effort.
In closing, the team Central import, brought in for the Commish Cup, and deciding to play on the way home sure looked different without his usual plus fours / loudmouths. Who dressed Dyke?

Quotables

"Who took this picture? Look above the quote. Maybe more importantly where was the photographer standing to get that view. I am betting in a tree near the second green.
"Is he working on #4?"
"Grab hold of the rope and join our group."

Sun Jul 17, 2011

Summary
What a weekend!. The Bluesfest ends in a bang - maybe even a BIG BANG! The Volleyballers had a lot of HOPE at Mooney's Bay. Mississippi Golf Club gets its first Slammer Tour event and there is so much wind blowing there that they lose a 100 year old tree. Good thing that Chilly and Ticklar bailed today to celebrate their Commish Cup win. Wait a minute - they didnt win, but did bail and maybe now we know what all the wind in Appleton was. And a hearty shout out to the first lady of the tour - I invite you to go read her write-up about today's historical event, and see that BILLY isnt the only one with TALENT. (I said what a weekend, well the Commish Cup happened and with it's first playoff, adding some drama. Maybe even more than Grumpy's missed 26" putt to save Sutty 5 bones. CONGRATS TEAM EAST! Who was Fuzzy cheering for? Speaking about the Commish Cup playoff and Iron Maiden's write up... WOW! looks like the only match that counted was a bit of a grudge match for the playoff?

Stars
	Cuba
	The guy who thinks that every coloured stripe coincides with something on another part of his clothing, did once again stand longer to do the skin report hoping people would notice how he looked. During the opening introductions it was made clear that 77% of today's field were on the cusp for their average. Well Cuba is now but one match away from the "A" class. Although he failed today to collect his 90th career bird, his par on six was good enough for career skin #75. Is the 7th person in the Sweet Sixteen with his win in the TC "B" match over Popeye.
	Popeye (r)
	The sole celebrating Commish Cup champ in our event, only went 1-1, but his loss was to the first star today. The Sailor man had the only dog today to collect all 45 bones. It was later determined that he would have one also on nine, but thought it was too far away to mark it. Good tactic as it would have cost him a bone to the kids {2 were worth 22 each}. By the way Popeye, there was a pretty subtle hint to drop a twonie, and then there was the whine? He wins TC "C" match over Captain Crunch, to move on to the Elite Eight!
	Lynksy
	I have played a lot of golf with Lynksy over the years {as i mentioned to him and Sutty on the 7th tee - SORRY GUYS!}. I keep telling everybody that he isn't a "D" classer, and yes he is one of those, that is on the cusp and with today's round will leave us and should stay in the "C". Looks like he is starting to get the 'match' play thing down, a couple more events and you should be all right. Is guaranteed a prize for making the final four with his win in the TC "D" match over Sutty, shooting his second best Slammer score ever. Officially there are only three upsets today and two go to Lynksy who jumps 70 spots from 139th to 69th.

Onsite Coordinator

Grumpy

Stats

Attendance: 9
Scoring Average: 93
Birdie Average: 0.78
Course Rating: 9
Best aspects of course: The wind at our back on the way to Montreal. Of course we hit into it on the way to Toronto. Anybody else notice that it seemed heavier in our face than at our backs?

Kids

The Kids earned $16

Event Fees

ST Member: $55
EG Member: $47
EG Unl. Member: $40

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
Lynksy [C41]	Sutty [C13]	14	Grumpy [D1]	Lynksy [C41]	11
Wins [B72]	Dyke [B53]	17	Captain Crunch [C4]	Cuba [A7]	14
			Dyke [B53]	Digger [B15]	16
			Popeye (r) [B8]	Cuba [A7]	17
			Captain Crunch [C4]	Popeye (r) [B8]	17
			Sutty [C13]	Grumpy [D1]	18
			Wins [B72]	Digger [B15]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
Digger	87	2	0	0	0	3	18	2-0-0	4
Cuba	79	0	0	0	0	1	6	2-0-0	4
Lynksy	97	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-0	4
Popeye (r)	86	3	0	1	45	2	12	1-1-0	2
Wins	87	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-0	2
Grumpy	104	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-1-1	1
Sutty	108	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-1-1	1
Captain Crunch	96	2	0	0	0	1	6	0-2-0	0
Dyke	93	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	5	4	3	5	4	4	5	4	3	37	4	4	4	5	4	3	4	3	4	35	72
Digger	6	3	4	7	4	5	5	4	6	44	4	3	6	6	6	3	5	5	5	43	87	3
Popeye (r)	4	6	2	5	5	7	4	5	3	41	4	5	5	5	6	4	8	3	5	45	86	2
Cuba	5	4	4	5	5	4	5	4	4	40	5	5	4	5	4	3	4	3	6	39	79	1
Captain Crunch	7	5	4	8	7	7	4	5	2	49	5	4	5	9	5	4	5	5	5	47	96	1
Wins	6	4	4	7	6	7	5	4	3	46	5	4	4	6	5	5	4	3	5	41	87	0
Dyke	7	7	4	6	5	6	5	4	3	47	7	5	5	6	4	4	6	4	5	46	93	0
Lynksy	5	4	7	6	5	5	7	5	4	48	5	5	7	6	5	5	7	4	5	49	97	0
Grumpy	6	7	5	7	7	6	8	5	5	56	6	6	4	8	4	5	5	4	6	48	104	0
Sutty	6	4	6	6	5	6	7	4	5	49	8	9	7	7	6	5	7	4	6	59	108	0
TOTAL	1	1	1	0	1	1	0	0	1		0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0			7
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18
	1U	2U	2U	3U	4U	5U	4U	5U	4U	4U	3U	4U	5U	6U	-	-	-	-
	5	4	4	5	5	4	5	4	4	5	5	4	5	4	-	-	-	-
	7	5	4	8	7	7	4	5	2	5	4	5	9	5	-	-	-	-
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RESULT: Cuba wins 6 and 4 Start match at hole:

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