The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

Honourable Mention to Cuba for getting his 200th career win {over pointZero on 13th}. He went undefeated {tying The Kid}, had a dog and 2 skins. He also hardly blushed when people talked about how well dressed he looked {did I mention that he started the conversation?} He also did the report for FitforeGolf, and handed the 14 bones to eight skinnees.
Two Putt in only his 4th event, volunteered to be Doggie Master, and TanCo will be pleased with this rookie report. Two Putt never even flinched when informed of the pranks of using misnamed balls on the third tee, by our #1 Chef.
Chef was successful again - get used to hearing that... but did you know that when he beat Woodsy today - it cost Woodsy 5.50 for THAT three putt {his first today on 18}.
So start the debate - maybe somebody can move this to our Facebook page. A double hit! An extra stroke or out of hole?

Quotables

"Me! Stay out of the bunker? No way!"
"With two balls in the water, I don't deserve to putt."
"I can't play in the Commish Cup. I don't want to get divorced, just to play golf with you. It is my wife's birthday!"
"I really miss Kerry" "Me too!"
"It's white with dimples!"
"Danger is a pee machine! Is there a urologist in the house?"
"1+1+1+1+1+2+1+1 PICK UP!"
"That shot was safe but it didn't feel that good, just like a ..."
"You all know about my "D" class exemption rule, right?" "After today, I may get better acquainted with it."

Sun Jun 12, 2011

Summary
Did you know? Do you follow? Marshes has been re-rated, so when you come out to play, be aware. The ratings and slopes have changed, and with apologies to the Slammettes, with none in attendance, I didn't get the new info from the reds. From the blues the 70.8 rating has been changed to 71.5 {125 slope to 128}. from the whites the 67.8 is now a 68.3 {117 to 118}. Today we had 35 matches, with 18 upsets, 4 ties and 13 successful defences.

Stars
	springlakes (r)
	After his first event, the Slammers that were remaining at the 19th hole were wanting to change his nickname. Then he arrives at The Marshes and compares notes with Cuba. They were both past members of this private club. Chef, also chimed in and I believe the reasons, choices and name is good. Well he was third star of his first event, going 3-0. Today he moves back to the blues, and in his introduction, springlakes is warned that this field is a little tougher than his last one. He is still undefeated. The only blemish is the tie to his fellow ex-clubmate Cuba. springlakes may be more like a summerocean!
	Popeye (r)
	The sailor man is the only star today to go 3-0. Of his three wins, two were upsets. Popeye upset Two Putt on the 15th, moving from 40th to 25th. Earlier he took down Stevie Ray on the 13th to 'poop poop' all the way up to 17. He was also the only slammer to par #18, which was good for a skin. Somebody hide the spinach, I think I heard Popeye say he hit a 300 yard three wood.
	DJD (r)
	It took him 36 holes to do so. DJD won the TC "A" match today, finally swatting away the Pinshark. On the way - check what he did on #13, YES his eagle was a skin, to go along with his doggie on #3. What did you think of that pin placement? Although his record was only 1-2 he did have his lowest tour round, and his losses were to a couple of top 5 formidable opponents in Chef & Woodsy {both on the 17th}.

Onsite Coordinator

Grumpy

Stats

Attendance: 23
Scoring Average: 93
Birdie Average: 0.48
Course Rating: 8.5
Best aspects of course: GREENS! Greens, greens, greens.

Kids

The Kids earned $28

Event Fees

ST Member: $79
EG Member: $69
EG Unl. Member: $60

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
SpoonHead [C40]	T-Bone [B26]	13	Soupy (r) [Unr]	KaDaver [A7]	11
springlakes (r) [A30]	pointZero [A15]	14	Stevie Ray [C1]	Popeye (r) [B16]	13
SpoonHead [C40]	Bubba [C10]	15	pointZero [A15]	The Kid [A13]	13
Popeye (r) [B16]	Two Putt (r) [B7]	15	Bookie [C4]	subpar [B89]	13
springlakes (r) [A30]	The Kid [A13]	17	pointZero [A15]	Cuba [A4]	13
KaDaver [A7]	Ozone (r) [A3]	17	Grumpy [D4]	SpoonHead [C40]	14
Woodsy (r) [A9]	DJD (r) [A5]	17	PinShark [A17]	Woodsy (r) [A9]	14
Grumpy [D4]	Bubba [C10]	18	Soupy (r) [Unr]	Ozone (r) [A3]	14
			Soupy (r) [Unr]	Chadderbox (r) [A14]	14
			Stevie Ray [C1]	Two Putt (r) [B7]	15
			Stevie Ray [C1]	Danger (r) [A26]	15
			Danger (r) [A26]	Popeye (r) [B16]	15
			Chadderbox (r) [A14]	KaDaver [A7]	16
			DJD (r) [A5]	Chef [O1]	17
			PinShark [A17]	Chef [O1]	17
			subpar [B89]	KidsClub [C3]	18
			Bookie [C4]	KidsClub [C3]	18
			Woodsy (r) [A9]	Chef [O1]	18
			The Kid [A13]	Cuba [A4]	18
			springlakes (r) [A30]	Cuba [A4]	18
			Bubba [C10]	T-Bone [B26]	18
			Grumpy [D4]	T-Bone [B26]	18
			Chadderbox (r) [A14]	Ozone (r) [A3]	18
			PinShark [A17]	DJD (r) [A5]	18
			Two Putt (r) [B7]	Danger (r) [A26]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
Chef	78	0	0	1	19	0	0	3-0-0	6
KaDaver	81	2	0	0	0	1	14	3-0-0	6
Popeye (r)	90	0	0	0	0	1	14	3-0-0	6
SpoonHead	95	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
springlakes (r)	81	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-1	5
Cuba	83	2	0	1	19	2	28	1-0-2	4
Woodsy (r)	79	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Danger (r)	97	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Ozone (r)	88	0	0	1	19	0	0	1-1-1	3
The Kid	85	1	0	0	0	1	14	1-1-1	3
Chadderbox (r)	86	1	0	0	0	1	14	1-1-1	3
subpar	97	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-0-1	3
KidsClub	101	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-0-1	3
Grumpy	108	1	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
T-Bone	112	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
DJD (r)	82	0	1	1	19	1	14	1-2-0	2
Two Putt (r)	97	1	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
PinShark	85	1	0	2	38	1	14	0-3-0	0
pointZero	88	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Soupy (r)	98	1	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Bookie	102	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-0	0
Stevie Ray	107	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Bubba	108	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	4	5	3	5	3	4	4	3	5	36	5	4	3	4	5	3	5	3	4	36	72
Cuba	5	9	5	5	3	5	5	2	5	44	5	4	4	4	4	3	6	4	5	39	83	2
KaDaver	4	5	3	5	3	5	5	4	4	38	4	4	4	4	8	5	6	3	5	43	81	1
DJD (r)	4	5	3	7	3	4	6	4	6	42	6	4	4	2	5	4	6	4	5	40	82	1
PinShark	4	7	3	5	4	5	6	4	6	44	5	4	3	5	5	3	4	5	7	41	85	1
The Kid	5	6	4	7	3	4	3	6	5	43	5	4	4	4	6	4	5	4	6	42	85	1
Chadderbox (r)	4	5	4	5	3	5	7	3	7	43	5	4	4	6	6	2	7	4	5	43	86	1
Popeye (r)	6	7	4	6	6	4	5	4	6	48	5	4	4	4	8	3	6	4	4	42	90	1
Chef	5	6	4	5	3	4	4	4	5	40	5	4	3	4	5	4	5	3	5	38	78	0
Woodsy (r)	4	6	4	5	3	4	4	3	4	37	6	4	3	4	5	4	6	4	6	42	79	0
springlakes (r)	5	5	3	6	4	4	4	5	6	42	5	4	4	4	5	4	5	3	5	39	81	0
Ozone (r)	4	7	6	5	3	5	5	3	6	44	5	4	4	5	7	5	5	3	6	44	88	0
pointZero	6	7	5	6	4	5	6	3	5	47	5	4	5	5	5	3	6	3	5	41	88	0
SpoonHead	4	8	3	9	4	5	5	3	6	47	5	4	6	5	7	6	7	3	5	48	95	0
subpar	4	9	5	6	4	5	8	4	5	50	6	4	6	4	6	6	5	5	5	47	97	0
Two Putt (r)	6	9	4	7	3	5	6	4	4	48	7	5	4	4	6	4	8	4	7	49	97	0
Danger (r)	6	9	4	7	3	4	6	4	7	50	6	5	4	4	5	4	8	5	6	47	97	0
Soupy (r)	5	8	4	7	3	6	5	6	6	50	6	7	4	3	7	4	8	4	5	48	98	0
KidsClub	4	8	5	9	4	7	7	5	7	56	5	4	5	6	5	4	6	4	6	45	101	0
Bookie	5	9	5	7	5	6	5	4	7	53	7	6	3	5	7	4	7	4	6	49	102	0
Stevie Ray	4	9	4	7	3	5	7	5	8	52	5	4	7	8	8	5	8	4	6	55	107	0
Grumpy	5	8	3	7	5	5	6	4	4	47	9	4	6	9	9	5	9	4	6	61	108	0
Bubba	7	9	6	9	4	5	5	4	6	55	6	6	4	5	6	6	9	4	7	53	108	0
T-Bone	6	9	6	7	4	7	8	3	6	56	9	5	5	8	7	4	9	3	6	56	112	0
TOTAL	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	1	0		1	0	0	1	1	1	1	0	1			8
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18
		AS			AS	1U	2U	2U	3U	3U	3U	3U	4U	4U	3U	2U	3U	-
	5	6	4	5	3	4	4	4	5	5	4	3	4	5	4	5	3	-
	4	7	3	5	4	5	6	4	6	5	4	3	5	5	3	4	5	-
	1U	AS	1U	1U	AS													-
RESULT: Chef wins 3 and 1 Start match at hole:

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