The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

WOW! The TanCo doggies were 39 bones and the furthest winner today was 4' away. YES all five doggies were between 2-4 feet. The winners are some guy named Ticklar, Pozzo, Stevie Ray, Ruskie, and rookie Tooth Fairy, who wasn't aware that she shouldn't leave a good ball. Will whoever picked it up please email me so that we could return it to her.
Speaking about bones, three others received some for their work with our feathered friends. Burnsy on 6 and RipZone (10) collected 45 for their birdie skins. First timer Hazy collected 90 for his birdie / EAGLE combo on 11 & 12.. Congratulations Hazy for getting the 28th Slammer Tour EAGLE for the season. I predict there will be a 29th tomorrow.
Playing alongside the Tour, today and about to make an entry into ClubEG's Hall of Fame is Gord Pickup -
Yes sure the club pro {Slickster} led the way with three birdies. Congrats, but you weren't alone. There was a tie for the lead today. One of our Super Seniors accomplished his on 8, 13, & 17. Bookie, in his 341st event gets his 10th multi-birdie day, however this is his first HATTRICK - the author of the weekly reviews better make this one of his TOP 18 next week. Go look at his work here:
HM to Juice, PizzaMan, Burnsy, & Spud, {all at 3-0} and Tooth Fairy, Alluken, & Fuzzy for being 2-0.

Quotables

"Yes, these are my nuts and you can chew on them." ... Weird stare! "Mixed nuts, I have a bag of them."
"How does a giraffe play?"
"Oops! I brought the wrong club (PW). So I had to hit to that range."
"That's four shots! Are you shooting 5?" "NO! 4 shots of Bailey's!
"MOVE AWAY FROM THE BALL!"

Sat Oct 22, 2011

Summary
TIS TIME! The annual Golf-O-Max fall getaway, to one of Ontario's best courses. So we are here. Malone organized such a great event that we had to call Smuggsy twice to increase the numbers. Well it is time and 40 slammers are set to match today. Even injured ones are out - the Maiden can hardly walk but there she is. The cars are showing up, the Smuggler's staff are moving the clubs to the carts and the Added Value Renovations putting contest is fully under way. There is a lot of activity over there at the range as people are loosening up. We are welcomed, take a group picture, loaded into carts and off we go. Yes slammers AGAIN, for the 4th year in a row our #1 has arrived to defend. I wonder if he knows that the last three years, a new leader ended each day.

Stars
	Chilly
	Well for the first time and after 6 straight changes here at Smuggler's Glen, there is a successful defence for #1. As if that isn't enough reason, Chilly shoots that ever attractive low of the day {75 is not the temperature, nor his age}, goes undefeated at 3-0 and gets one bird. He has been #1 since Sept 18.(a record of 15-1 since).
	G-MAX (r)
	Our 262nd person to tee off on the Tour this season is G-Max (can you guess from the name where he works?) on hole 11. Who is in his foursome? Two former #1s and a #2. He spotted his foursome one hole each then went on to birdie, birdie, and then 4 pars. He moved into #197 with his upset of Dr. U, and one shot later he moved up to #35 with his take down of Rulz. His par on #10 (their 18th}upset Malone and moved this first timer into 12th. Welcome to the tour!
	Red
	Playing in his fourth career event, and first that wasn't in April, this namesake of that fine restaurant on Preston street goes 3-0 and moves into 58th rank on the Slammer ladder. His first matches won on the Tour against somebody not named Corporal were against Gaziff and Grumpy. He was often close to a birdie, and finally got it on the 18th hole of the day {#12}.

Onsite Coordinator

Grumpy

Stats

Attendance: 39
Scoring Average: 94
Birdie Average: 0.74
Course Rating: 9
Best aspects of course: the view and NOT the greens today!

Kids

The Kids earned $88

Event Fees

ST Member: $255
EG Member: $235
EG Unl. Member: $225

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
G-MAX (r) [Unr]	Rulz [A19]	14	JuJube (r) [D80]	Fuzzy [B67]	10
Spud (r) [A18]	Cuba [A11]	15	Hacker [B1]	Chilly [A1]	11
Burnsy [A8]	Ticklar [A5]	16	Ruskie [B16]	Chilly [A1]	11
ZenGirl [C18]	IronMaiden [B10]	17	Ruskie [B16]	Steamer [A17]	11
G-MAX (r) [Unr]	Dr. U [O5]	17	Billiards [C28]	PizzaMan [A13]	11
Big Steve (r) [Unr]	Hazy [Unr]	17	JuJube (r) [D80]	Pozzo (r) [C23]	11
G-MAX (r) [Unr]	Malone [O2]	18	Hacker [B1]	Steamer [A17]	12
Gazzif [D4]	Grumpy [D1]	18	Gazzif [D4]	Red [C125]	13
			Ripzone [B4]	Warkie [O6]	14
			Bookie [C11]	Stevie Ray [C2]	14
			Steamer [A17]	Chilly [A1]	14
			Rulz [A19]	Malone [O2]	14
			Popeye (r) [B7]	DeeJay [B5]	14
			Mother [C27]	Juice [A15]	14
			Corporal [C133]	Red [C125]	14
			Deep Purple (r) [Unr]	PrintMan (r) [C131]	14
			Ripzone [B4]	Burnsy [A8]	14
			Rulz [A19]	Dr. U [O5]	15
			Billiards [C28]	Bookie [C11]	15
			ZenGirl [C18]	Juice [A15]	15
			IronMaiden [B10]	Juice [A15]	15
			Corporal [C133]	Gazzif [D4]	15
			Big Steve (r) [Unr]	Alluken [C136]	15
			Popeye (r) [B7]	Spud (r) [A18]	15
			Holy Cow (r) [Unr]	JuJube (r) [D80]	15
			PrintMan (r) [C131]	ToothFairy (r) [B26]	15
			Ripzone [B4]	Ticklar [A5]	16
			Grumpy [D1]	Red [C125]	16
			Ticklar [A5]	Warkie [O6]	17
			Ruskie [B16]	Hacker [B1]	17
			Mother [C27]	ZenGirl [C18]	17
			Stevie Ray [C2]	PizzaMan [A13]	17
			PrintMan (r) [C131]	TinMan (r) [C44]	17
			TinMan (r) [C44]	ToothFairy (r) [B26]	17
			Billiards [C28]	Stevie Ray [C2]	18
			Dr. U [O5]	Malone [O2]	18
			DeeJay [B5]	Cuba [A11]	18
			DeeJay [B5]	Spud (r) [A18]	18
			Mother [C27]	IronMaiden [B10]	18
			Bookie [C11]	PizzaMan [A13]	18
			Corporal [C133]	Grumpy [D1]	18
			Popeye (r) [B7]	Cuba [A11]	18
			Warkie [O6]	Burnsy [A8]	18
			Hazy [Unr]	Alluken [C136]	18
			Pozzo (r) [C23]	Fuzzy [B67]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
Burnsy	77	1	0	0	0	1	45	3-0-0	6
Chilly	75	1	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
G-MAX (r)	78	2	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Spud (r)	82	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
PizzaMan	91	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Red	91	1	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Juice	93	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
ToothFairy (r)	90	1	0	1	39	0	0	2-0-0	4
Stevie Ray	102	2	0	1	39	0	0	2-1-0	4
Malone	78	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Warkie	78	3	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Steamer	82	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Fuzzy	86	2	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-0	4
Cuba	88	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
ZenGirl	95	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Gazzif	95	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Alluken	95	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-0	4
Ticklar	84	0	0	1	39	0	0	1-2-0	2
Pozzo (r)	92	2	0	1	39	0	0	1-1-0	2
Dr. U	83	1	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
DeeJay	84	2	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Hacker	93	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Big Steve (r)	95	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-0	2
Bookie	97	3	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
PrintMan (r)	103	1	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
TinMan (r)	103	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-0	2
IronMaiden	104	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
JuJube (r)	125	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Corporal	99	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-1	1
Grumpy	100	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-1	1
Ruskie	95	1	0	1	39	0	0	0-3-0	0
Hazy	95	1	1	0	0	2	90	0-2-0	0
Ripzone	87	1	0	0	0	1	45	0-3-0	0
Popeye (r)	92	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Rulz	94	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Mother	105	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Billiards	107	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Deep Purple (r)	124	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-1-0	0
Holy Cow (r)	133	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-1-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	5	3	4	5	3	4	5	3	4	36	3	4	4	5	4	4	3	4	5	36	72
Hazy	5	4	4	8	5	4	5	5	6	46	6	3	2	6	6	6	5	6	9	49	95	2
Burnsy	5	3	4	5	4	3	5	3	4	36	4	5	6	5	4	5	3	4	5	41	77	1
Ripzone	5	4	5	5	4	5	6	4	5	43	2	5	5	6	6	5	4	5	6	44	87	1
Chilly	5	3	4	4	4	4	5	3	4	36	3	4	5	5	5	4	3	4	6	39	75	0
Warkie	5	4	5	5	2	4	6	3	4	38	4	4	4	8	5	3	3	3	6	40	78	0
Malone	4	3	4	5	4	4	7	3	4	38	4	4	4	5	5	4	3	4	7	40	78	0
G-MAX (r)	5	4	4	5	4	4	5	3	6	40	3	7	3	4	4	4	3	4	6	38	78	0
Steamer	6	3	4	6	4	4	6	4	4	41	3	5	4	6	5	5	3	5	5	41	82	0
Spud (r)	5	3	5	6	4	6	5	4	4	42	3	6	4	5	4	4	3	4	7	40	82	0
Dr. U	8	3	4	7	3	5	6	3	4	43	3	5	4	5	4	5	2	4	8	40	83	0
Ticklar	6	3	4	5	4	5	6	3	5	41	3	4	4	8	4	6	3	5	6	43	84	0
DeeJay	5	3	3	7	4	4	7	3	4	40	4	5	4	5	6	6	2	5	7	44	84	0
Fuzzy	5	4	4	4	4	5	5	4	6	41	3	7	5	7	5	5	4	3	6	45	86	0
Cuba	5	3	5	6	4	6	6	2	6	43	4	5	4	7	5	6	4	4	6	45	88	0
ToothFairy (r)	9	4	4	6	4	6	6	4	7	50	3	4	6	5	5	3	4	4	6	40	90	0
PizzaMan	6	3	5	8	4	6	6	3	4	45	3	5	6	8	5	4	3	5	7	46	91	0
Red	5	5	4	6	4	7	7	6	4	48	3	5	3	5	5	6	3	5	8	43	91	0
Popeye (r)	5	4	4	8	3	5	6	3	7	45	4	7	4	7	6	5	3	4	7	47	92	0
Pozzo (r)	5	4	5	6	2	4	5	3	7	41	6	7	5	6	7	4	2	5	9	51	92	0
Juice	5	5	4	6	3	5	8	3	7	46	5	5	4	5	5	4	5	6	8	47	93	0
Hacker	7	3	5	6	4	5	8	3	5	46	4	6	6	6	5	5	3	4	8	47	93	0
Rulz	5	4	7	5	3	4	5	4	8	45	4	6	6	5	7	5	3	7	6	49	94	0
ZenGirl	7	4	4	7	4	5	8	4	6	49	4	6	4	6	6	7	2	4	7	46	95	0
Gazzif	6	6	6	7	3	4	8	5	5	50	4	5	4	6	5	6	4	5	6	45	95	0
Ruskie	6	4	6	7	5	4	7	5	5	49	3	6	5	6	6	6	2	5	7	46	95	0
Big Steve (r)	6	4	4	7	4	5	7	4	5	46	6	5	7	5	5	6	5	5	5	49	95	0
Alluken	5	6	3	6	5	5	7	3	4	44	6	5	6	7	5	5	5	5	7	51	95	0
Bookie	6	5	5	7	3	8	6	2	8	50	5	8	5	4	5	5	5	3	7	47	97	0
Corporal	7	3	5	6	4	6	9	6	5	51	4	5	6	6	6	6	4	4	7	48	99	0
Grumpy	5	4	5	5	4	6	6	6	6	47	4	9	5	5	5	7	5	4	9	53	100	0
Stevie Ray	5	4	3	6	4	7	6	2	7	44	5	7	6	8	4	8	4	8	8	58	102	0
TinMan (r)	8	5	4	9	6	4	6	4	5	51	4	7	5	9	4	5	4	5	9	52	103	0
PrintMan (r)	4	5	4	9	5	5	8	3	6	49	4	7	6	6	5	8	4	5	9	54	103	0
Mother	9	6	7	7	4	5	5	3	5	51	3	7	7	9	5	5	3	6	9	54	105	0
Billiards	7	4	6	7	4	8	7	4	6	53	5	6	5	7	6	6	3	7	9	54	107	0
JuJube (r)	7	5	9	9	7	6	7	4	8	62	5	9	7	9	7	6	5	7	8	63	125	0
TOTAL	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0		1	1	1	0	0	0	0	0	0			4
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18
	1U	2U	3U	4U	5U	5U	6U	7U	8U	8U	9U	-	-	-	-	-	-	-
	5	3	4	4	4	4	5	3	4	3	4	-	-	-	-	-	-	-
	6	4	6	7	5	4	7	5	5	3	6	-	-	-	-	-	-	-
												-	-	-	-	-	-	-
RESULT: Chilly wins 9 and 7 Start match at hole:

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