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Notables

  • HOLE IN ONE ALERT - as predicted yesterday - we do have our 29th eagle of the season. Cuba getting his third career EAGLE and does it with his first ever ACE on #16 - I hear that it will be good enough for a dog as well. I am still checking.
  • I am willing to bet that there is not a more dominant one sided match record in all of Slammer land than Iron Maiden over Grumpy. Will today be the day? She is 28-0 and can hardly walk, and she got switched into the same group. Yesterday his score beat hers and, she needed his blow up on 18 to beat him in a blind match. The scene is set and even though he was a hair away from a three birdie round, she is now 29-0. See the email in the next few weeks about the 'STATSpage' contest. Do you know who is your most often opponent? Who you have the best record against? The worst record?
  • That "D" hat has changed heads for the third time this weekend, I hope Gaziff had time to order his before The Tinman took it.

Quotables

  • "She's a lady and she sleeps very quietly."
  • "Get out of my head!"to which the whole foursome broke out in song - "and into my dreams."
  • "You can do whatever you want."
  • "What kind of tobacco is that? I like it!" "SO DO I, I like it a lot and I bet that I like it a LOT more than you,"
  • "It's in! IT'S IN! I T ' S I N !!!"
  • "That bird sounds funny." "It is still laughing at Grumpy's putt and will probably fall out of the tree from laughing."
  • "Don't hurt yourself." "I'm OK!" DON'T HURT ME!"
  • "Hey DICK, check out the summary page and you will read that you are quoted." "I am flattered that you think that I can read."
 Event: Smugglers Glen
Sun Oct 23, 2011
Summary
Day two, of the Golf-O-Max fall getaway, and there is our organizer, Malone, doing the Added Value Renovations putting contest. Once again #1, Chilly is here to defend {will he repeat the successful defense as he did yesterday?}. Everybody pleased with the awesome breakfast - I sure hope you all remembered to tip your servers!. The only people that didn't enjoy the breakfast, were rushing to check out before the earlier tee-time.

Stars
Burnsy
He went 3-0, shot the low round of the weekend with 5 birdies and one skin. It was announced that he also had a dog. He was chosen as first star before he reported that he didn't have a dog and refused the accompanying 35 bones. He wondered about all of the abuse for not returning my dog ball - because he knew nothing. The ball was left out there.
Ruskie
Komrade also goes 3-0 but his wins include an upset of Hacker to jump from 49th to 4th spot. Blue tees next week Ruskie! What did Stevie Ray say about this maybe being your final weekend? There are some reports about our Komrade moving to California with a great job offer. Your next round with Ruskie may be your last, with our 16th place career 'events played' leader.
TinMan (r)
Wow in only his 11th event, the TinMan is a star again - is this the 3rd time that you are one? Today he beat three opponents with a better scoring average, and two of then are considered an upset. Hey Tinman - you were getting your dog at almost the exact same time as your Sun Scramble and Cedar Glen teammate was getting his a few miles east at Prescott. Congrats on winning the "D" hat with your 3-0 record vs. the "C" classers Pommie & Bubba, and the defending "D" leader Gaziff.
Onsite Coordinator
  • Grumpy
Stats
  • Attendance: 35
  • Scoring Average: 94
  • Birdie Average: 0.8
  • Course Rating: 9
  • Best aspects of course: Layout; scenery; landscape; views; EVERYTHING - THANK YOU!
Kids
  • The Kids earned $50
Event Fees
  • ST Member: $255
  • EG Member: $235
  • EG Unl. Member: $225

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
DeeJay [B5] Steamer [A3] 14 Deep Purple (r) [D102] Red [C5] 10
Mother [C28] Stevie Ray [C3] 15 Deep Purple (r) [D102] PrintMan (r) [C131] 11
Ticklar [A7] Steamer [A3] 15 Cuba [A12] Burnsy [A6] 11
Hazy [C145] Big Steve (r) [C144] 15 Holy Cow (r) [D101] Mother [C28] 11
Ruskie [B16] PizzaMan [A17] 16 Steamer [A3] Chilly [A1] 12
TinMan (r) [C45] Pommie [C25] 16 Cuba [A12] Dr. U [O4] 12
Mother [C28] Bookie [C13] 17 Big Steve (r) [C144] Alluken [C136] 12
Ruskie [B16] Hacker [B1] 17 ZenGirl [C1] Rulz [A20] 13
Billiards [C29] ZenGirl [C1] 17 Corporal [C133] Red [C5] 13
Popeye (r) [B7] Cuba [A12] 17 Popeye (r) [B7] Burnsy [A6] 13
Gazzif [D1] TinMan (r) [C45] 13
Billiards [C29] Rulz [A20] 14
ToothFairy (r) [B26] Rulz [A20] 14
Hacker [B1] Lucky [A28] 14
Dr. U [O4] Burnsy [A6] 14
Deep Purple (r) [D102] Corporal [C133] 14
Grumpy [D2] Spud (r) [A11] 14
ZenGirl [C1] ToothFairy (r) [B26] 15
PrintMan (r) [C131] Red [C5] 15
Gazzif [D1] Pommie [C25] 15
Bubba [C54] TinMan (r) [C45] 15
Lucky [A28] Ruskie [B16] 16
DeeJay [B5] Ticklar [A7] 16
IronMaiden [B10] Juice [A16] 16
Lucky [A28] PizzaMan [A17] 16
IronMaiden [B10] Spud (r) [A11] 16
Juice [A16] Spud (r) [A11] 16
DeeJay [B5] Chilly [A1] 17
Grumpy [D2] IronMaiden [B10] 17
Bubba [C54] Pommie [C25] 17
Popeye (r) [B7] Dr. U [O4] 17
Bookie [C13] Stevie Ray [C3] 18
Ticklar [A7] Chilly [A1] 18
Hacker [B1] PizzaMan [A17] 18
Grumpy [D2] Juice [A16] 18
Corporal [C133] PrintMan (r) [C131] 18
Gazzif [D1] Bubba [C54] 18
Hazy [C145] Alluken [C136] 18
Billiards [C29] ToothFairy (r) [B26] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
TinMan (r) 92 2 0 1 35 1 31 3-0-0 6
Burnsy 72 5 0 0 0 1 31 3-0-0 6
Chilly 78 2 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Rulz 81 1 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Red 86 1 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Spud (r) 88 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Ruskie 88 1 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Mother 95 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
PizzaMan 89 2 0 1 35 0 0 2-1-0 4
Ticklar 81 2 0 0 0 1 31 2-1-0 4
Dr. U 84 1 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
ToothFairy (r) 87 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Juice 93 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Pommie 100 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Corporal 101 0 0 1 35 0 0 1-1-1 3
Hazy 93 1 0 0 0 0 0 1-0-1 3
Alluken 96 1 0 0 0 0 0 1-0-1 3
PrintMan (r) 99 1 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-1 3
DeeJay 84 1 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Popeye (r) 86 1 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Lucky 91 1 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Billiards 92 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
IronMaiden 100 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Bubba 104 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Stevie Ray 102 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-1-1 1
Bookie 103 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-1-1 1
Cuba 89 0 1 1 35 1 31 0-3-0 0
Grumpy 99 2 0 1 35 0 0 0-3-0 0
Hacker 97 2 0 0 0 1 31 0-3-0 0
Steamer 95 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
ZenGirl 97 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Big Steve (r) 98 1 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-0 0
Gazzif 108 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Deep Purple (r) 117 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Holy Cow (r) 125 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-1-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 5 3 4 5 3 4 5 3 4 36 3 4 4 5 4 4 3 4 5 36 72
Burnsy 4 4 4 4 2 5 4 4 3 34 3 4 4 5 4 5 3 5 5 38 72 1
Ticklar 4 3 4 6 3 5 5 4 5 39 4 4 4 7 3 5 3 5 7 42 81 1
Cuba 6 5 7 6 5 6 7 3 5 50 3 5 5 6 4 5 1 5 5 39 89 1
TinMan (r) 8 2 3 6 4 5 7 5 7 47 4 6 5 5 4 4 3 6 8 45 92 1
Hacker 9 3 6 7 5 4 7 4 5 50 2 7 3 8 5 5 4 6 7 47 97 1
Chilly 5 2 4 6 3 4 4 4 4 36 3 5 4 7 4 6 4 4 5 42 78 0
Rulz 5 3 4 7 4 4 5 4 4 40 4 4 4 8 5 4 4 3 5 41 81 0
DeeJay 4 3 5 6 3 6 6 3 4 40 4 7 5 5 4 5 3 5 6 44 84 0
Dr. U 5 3 4 5 5 5 6 3 4 40 3 5 3 6 6 7 3 4 7 44 84 0
Red 5 3 5 7 4 4 7 3 3 41 4 6 4 6 5 4 3 5 8 45 86 0
Popeye (r) 6 3 5 5 3 4 6 4 6 42 3 5 4 8 5 5 2 5 7 44 86 0
ToothFairy (r) 5 4 6 5 4 5 7 4 4 44 5 4 5 5 6 5 3 4 6 43 87 0
Spud (r) 5 3 4 7 4 4 5 5 5 42 4 6 4 7 5 5 4 5 6 46 88 0
Ruskie 5 4 5 8 3 5 8 4 4 46 4 4 4 5 4 6 2 4 9 42 88 0
PizzaMan 6 4 6 6 3 6 8 2 5 46 3 4 4 5 5 7 2 7 6 43 89 0
Lucky 8 5 4 4 4 4 5 3 5 42 4 6 5 7 5 6 3 4 9 49 91 0
Billiards 5 4 4 8 4 6 5 4 5 45 4 7 4 7 6 5 3 4 7 47 92 0
Hazy 6 4 4 6 3 4 4 4 6 41 4 8 7 7 6 4 6 5 5 52 93 0
Juice 6 3 5 6 4 5 6 4 5 44 4 5 4 8 5 7 4 5 7 49 93 0
Steamer 5 4 5 6 4 5 5 4 4 42 3 8 8 6 6 5 5 5 7 53 95 0
Mother 5 3 4 9 5 4 8 4 6 48 3 7 5 7 4 5 4 6 6 47 95 0
Alluken 6 3 7 9 3 5 6 4 6 49 3 6 3 6 5 5 3 9 7 47 96 0
ZenGirl 8 4 7 6 4 5 6 5 5 50 3 5 4 9 6 5 4 5 6 47 97 0
Big Steve (r) 7 4 5 7 4 6 7 4 7 51 4 7 5 6 4 6 5 3 7 47 98 0
PrintMan (r) 6 6 7 8 4 6 6 2 5 50 3 5 6 7 4 7 5 5 7 49 99 0
Grumpy 6 2 4 8 3 6 8 4 6 47 5 7 3 8 8 5 3 5 8 52 99 0
Corporal 9 5 5 5 5 8 9 6 5 57 3 5 6 7 4 4 3 6 6 44 101 0
Stevie Ray 8 4 5 7 4 7 6 4 7 52 3 8 4 8 5 5 4 7 6 50 102 0
Bookie 7 5 4 6 4 6 6 5 8 51 4 6 5 7 6 5 3 7 9 52 103 0
Bubba 8 4 8 9 4 6 6 6 5 56 4 5 6 5 5 5 5 6 7 48 104 0
Gazzif 9 3 7 8 4 8 8 5 5 57 3 6 6 6 6 6 4 6 8 51 108 0
TOTAL 0 0 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 1 0 0 5
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
4 4 4 4 2 5 4 4 3 3 4 4 5 4 5 3 5 5
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