The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

It took Dave Oneil four events, but now he is officially named Reverend. OC would like to thank the first group for being equal to the task and getting the job done. Reverend, I am looking forward to our first round with Duffy.
Thank you Steamer, for filling in at the last minute to be our Skin Master. Again, Hacker does Doggie Master work, for the sixth time of the season's first seven events.
HM to Stevie Ray for being the only 3-0 Slammer today. Wondering why only an HM? He shot above average and didnt have an upset.
Honourable Mentions to a few stats movers: Hacker's three victories has him leap past Smitty to tie Fuzzy in 8th place for career wins at 294. Burnsy became the 23rd Slammer to collect 525 bones. Staying with the earnings column, Bookie isn't too pleased to hear that he is the 14th to lose 450 bones in his career.
Hole 14 is temporarily being played as a par three, thus giving us 5 doggie opportunites. All were beaten - see the winners (including skins}on the right.

Quotables

The first quote comes from the Slammer, that wasn't competing today. The Owner "You should have booked here in the first place."
"Wow back-to-back doggie balls on your first two attempts. No wonder your career total of 101 has you tied in 4th." "Hey man, I haven't had a doggie in 5 months."
"That was my first 3 putt of the year (30th hole}." "Me too!" (same hole but one event less).
"What's our match at?" "You are up three." "Is that all?"

Wed Apr 6, 2011

Summary
We lost our course, then our OC, and that still was not enough. The Slammers face it all. Called their home course and were welcomed with opened arms. I hate discussing weather, but we must mention the fact that whence tis golf season, the TOUR is famous for challenging the elements. Often beginning before most golfers have removed the cobwebs from their sticks and staying as late into November as possible. Today is no exception. Yes it may be a little cold and there was concern of some wind. The second group walked down the path from their first drive and headed right into the squall, seeing nothing but snowflakes. By the time that they got to their second shot it was all gone.

Stars
	Hacker
	In this season of unsuccessful #1 defences, we keep the trend going. Hacker has a fantastic round. It took him 197 events to post his 10th sub 80 round. Today he leads the field by shooting 9 below his scoring average. He goes 3-0, upsetting Malone for #1, Burnsy, and Ticklar. In his previous 35 matches he had but 5 wins against them. This B classer surely proved that he belonged with the A Slammers. This is the first time for Hacker to be #1, and he expects his back to be housing a BIG target. Today his two birds were both skins and he also added two dogs to his Tour leading total. This OC invites you to see the result for Hacker's event on June 12 2010. He compares the two as his greatest Tour dates.
	Burnsy
	Burnsy was 1-1-1 with a win over Ticklar {maintaining his undefeated string}. He had a birdie, two skins and a dog.
	Steamer
	Steamer shot six below his average, had a bird for a skin, and went 2-0. He upped his record vs Lucky to 5-2 lifetime.

Onsite Coordinator

Grumpy

Stats

Attendance: 12
Scoring Average: 90
Birdie Average: 0.42
Course Rating: 7.5
Best aspects of course: It is opened and we are welcomed. This is the Slammer Tour's home.

Kids

The Kids earned $16

Event Fees

ST Member: $47
EG Member: $39
EG Unl. Member: $34

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
Hacker [B7]	Ticklar [A3]	14	Papa Malone [C20]	Stevie Ray [C4]	11
Hacker [B7]	Burnsy [O2]	16	Grumpy [D2]	Stevie Ray [C4]	12
Hacker [B7]	Malone [O1]	17	Reverend [D64]	Stymie [B128]	13
			Bookie [C5]	Stevie Ray [C4]	16
			Lucky [B56]	Steamer [A11]	16
			Ticklar [A3]	Malone [O1]	16
			Ticklar [A3]	Burnsy [O2]	17
			Grumpy [D2]	Bookie [C5]	17
			Grumpy [D2]	Papa Malone [C20]	17
			Papa Malone [C20]	Bookie [C5]	18
			Stymie [B128]	Lucky [B56]	18
			Stymie [B128]	Steamer [A11]	18
			Burnsy [O2]	Malone [O1]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
Hacker	77	2	0	2	24	2	16	3-0-0	6
Stevie Ray	92	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Steamer	82	1	0	0	0	1	8	2-0-0	4
Bookie	98	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Burnsy	79	1	0	1	12	2	16	1-1-1	3
Malone	79	0	0	1	12	0	0	1-1-1	3
Stymie	88	0	0	1	12	0	0	1-2-0	2
Lucky	83	1	0	0	0	1	8	1-1-0	2
Papa Malone	101	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Ticklar	83	0	0	0	0	1	8	0-3-0	0
Grumpy	109	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Reverend	112	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-1-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	5	4	3	4	3	5	3	4	5	36	4	4	5	4	3	4	3	4	4	35	71
Hacker	5	5	2	3	3	5	3	4	5	35	5	6	6	5	3	4	3	6	4	42	77	2
Burnsy	5	4	3	4	3	5	4	4	7	39	4	6	4	5	4	6	3	4	4	40	79	2
Steamer	4	4	3	4	4	6	3	4	6	38	5	8	6	4	3	5	4	4	5	44	82	1
Ticklar	7	4	3	5	3	6	4	4	6	42	6	4	6	4	4	4	4	5	4	41	83	1
Lucky	5	5	4	4	3	6	3	5	6	41	5	5	5	5	5	4	5	3	5	42	83	1
Malone	5	4	3	4	3	6	3	5	6	39	5	5	5	4	4	4	3	6	4	40	79	0
Stymie	6	4	3	5	4	5	3	7	5	42	5	8	6	4	3	5	3	4	8	46	88	0
Stevie Ray	6	5	3	4	3	7	4	4	6	42	5	5	7	5	4	5	5	6	8	50	92	0
Bookie	6	5	3	7	4	6	3	6	9	49	6	7	7	5	4	4	6	5	5	49	98	0
Papa Malone	8	5	4	6	3	9	4	6	9	54	6	6	6	5	5	4	4	5	6	47	101	0
Grumpy	8	5	4	6	6	8	3	6	6	52	7	6	8	5	3	5	5	9	9	57	109	0
Reverend	8	6	4	5	5	9	3	6	7	53	6	6	9	7	6	7	5	6	7	59	112	0
TOTAL	1	0	1	1	0	0	0	0	0		1	1	1	0	0	0	0	1	0			7
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18
	AS		AS	1U	1U	1U	2U	2U	3U	2U	2U	1U	1U	2U	3U	3U	-	-
	5	5	2	3	3	5	3	4	5	5	6	6	5	3	4	3	-	-
	5	4	3	4	3	5	4	4	7	4	6	4	5	4	6	3	-	-
	AS	1U	AS														-	-
RESULT: Hacker wins 3 and 2 Start match at hole:

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