The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

TC Matches found Malone beating Pin Seeker, Burnsy beating Kadaver and Chef beating Ozone and Kerri.
Best dressed Slammer was Shades who accented his grey/black ensemble with a coordinating belt which kept it all together. He also went 3-0 as he defended against Ruskie, TJ and Dazed.
Malone wore a cool $5 belt he bought in Toronto. He also had 4 birdies as he shot even par and went 3-0.
Pacman hasn't played since May but went 3-0 in a triumphant return.
Two Putt rolled over his group going 3-0.
Ruskie had a terrific 3 birdie round, and stayed for the presentations because a comrade was OC.
Kerri is always a welcome addition to Slammerville, especially wearing Slammer Orange !
Everyone wore socks and no carts were driven through bunkers, much to Kricket's relief !
Tan Co. dogs worth $30 were won by Sutty, Chef, Two Putt, and Yellow Ball (HARPO).Thanks to OZONE for doling out the dogs and finding out who left the yellow ball.
Fit for Golf skins worth $24 were won by Sutty, Ruskie, Dazed, Kadaver and Malone.
Thanks to Grumpy for dishing out the dough for skins and letting so many others think they won.
Welcome Harpo to Slammer Tour on Saturday !

Quotables

I coulda been a pretender.
These guys are lying about 3 putts.
Why didn't you go for the green ?....I did !
GRRRRRRRR !
Grrrrrrrrrrrrr
Purrrrrrrrrrr
Ghadafi is not at Mountain Creek.
Golf is a democracy.
He would have done better if he would have scored lower.
With that skimmer net you are the sexiest pool boy I've ever seen.
Did you get a 7 ?...Yes I.....I don't want an explanation, just an answer.

Sat Aug 27, 2011

Summary
Twenty four Slammers and Kerri walked the gentle hills and valleys of this quaint goose free course with vicious little crowned greens and inexpensive jugs of beer on a perfect late summer Saturday. For some it was a birdie fest, others just wore their best, and Old Spice became #1 with a Titleist.

Stars
	Old Spice (r)
	Old Spice sure did come out smelling nice as he burned up the back nine and defeated Popeye, Point Zero and reigning numero uno Cuba to become #1 ! He is a rookie to be reckoned with, and he speaks Spanish, which language the OC particularly appreciates. Hail Conquistador OLD SPICE !
	Stevie Ray
	Stevie Ray was a fine tuned golfing instrument today as he took down Kadaver, Burnsy and Harpo for a perfect 3-0 record. He also scored his career best of 77 with 3 birdies. The man and his clubs were in Slammer Harmony !
	pointZero
	This former leader of the pack quietly and stealthily was 3 down to Cuba at the turn and came home with a blistering 33 back nine. Do the math any way you want but it vectored him into #2 on the Slammer Ladder by beating Cuba. He had 3 birdies in the formula as well. He did all of this having moved into a new home only last week, and knew he had honey do to do ahead of him. He has stardom too !

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Cuba

Stats

Attendance: 24
Scoring Average: 84
Birdie Average: 1.17
Course Rating: 8
Best aspects of course: Often overlooked, the greens were terrific and challenging, but the 18th hole is spectacular. Its amazing there is room for a golf ball out there.

Kids

The Kids earned $26

Event Fees

ST Member: $40
EG Member: $33
EG Unl. Member: $28

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
PacMan [C59]	Sutty [C38]	16	Bookie [C5]	Two Putt (r) [B31]	11
Old Spice (r) [A7]	Cuba [A1]	16	Kricket [B47]	Two Putt (r) [B31]	12
pointZero [A10]	Cuba [A1]	16	PinSeeker [A24]	Malone [O4]	13
PacMan [C59]	HELFM [B59]	17	Popeye (r) [B11]	pointZero [A10]	13
Malone [O4]	Chef [O2]	17	Popeye (r) [B11]	Cuba [A1]	13
Stevie Ray [C19]	Burnsy [A20]	17	Ozone (r) [A8]	Malone [O4]	13
TJ [B21]	Ruskie [B12]	18	Bookie [C5]	BearCat [B45]	14
Burnsy [A20]	KaDaver [A9]	18	Kricket [B47]	BearCat [B45]	14
Stevie Ray [C19]	KaDaver [A9]	18	Popeye (r) [B11]	Old Spice (r) [A7]	14
			PinSeeker [A24]	Chef [O2]	15
			Grumpy [D2]	PacMan [C59]	15
			BearCat [B45]	Two Putt (r) [B31]	15
			Dazed [B32]	Ruskie [B12]	16
			Grumpy [D2]	Sutty [C38]	16
			Dazed [B32]	Shades [A15]	16
			Kricket [B47]	Bookie [C5]	17
			Ozone (r) [A8]	Chef [O2]	17
			HELFM [B59]	Grumpy [D2]	17
			Harpo [C112]	KaDaver [A9]	17
			Dazed [B32]	TJ [B21]	17
			pointZero [A10]	Old Spice (r) [A7]	17
			Harpo [C112]	Stevie Ray [C19]	18
			HELFM [B59]	Sutty [C38]	18
			Harpo [C112]	Burnsy [A20]	18
			TJ [B21]	Shades [A15]	18
			Ruskie [B12]	Shades [A15]	18
			PinSeeker [A24]	Ozone (r) [A8]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
Two Putt (r)	80	1	0	1	30	0	0	3-0-0	6
Malone	70	4	0	0	0	1	24	3-0-0	6
Old Spice (r)	75	2	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Stevie Ray	77	3	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Shades	80	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
PacMan	90	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Chef	73	0	0	1	30	0	0	2-1-0	4
pointZero	76	3	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Burnsy	81	3	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
TJ	83	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
BearCat	84	2	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Sutty	93	1	0	1	30	1	24	1-1-1	3
KaDaver	79	1	0	0	0	1	24	1-2-0	2
Ruskie	83	3	0	0	0	1	24	1-2-0	2
Cuba	80	2	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Ozone (r)	81	1	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Bookie	93	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Grumpy	98	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
HELFM	98	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-1	1
Harpo	86	1	0	1	30	0	0	0-3-0	0
Dazed	91	1	0	0	0	1	24	0-3-0	0
PinSeeker	84	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Popeye (r)	93	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Kricket	95	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	4	4	3	5	4	4	3	4	5	36	4	4	4	4	3	4	3	4	4	34	70
Malone	3	4	3	4	4	3	3	4	6	34	4	4	5	3	3	5	4	4	4	36	70	1
KaDaver	4	6	4	5	4	5	5	3	5	41	5	5	4	4	3	5	3	4	5	38	79	1
Ruskie	5	5	4	5	4	5	4	6	5	43	3	7	6	4	4	4	2	3	7	40	83	1
Dazed	5	5	4	7	6	4	5	4	5	45	6	4	8	4	5	3	5	7	4	46	91	1
Sutty	6	6	2	6	6	4	4	6	7	47	5	5	4	6	5	6	4	6	5	46	93	1
Chef	4	4	4	5	4	4	3	4	6	38	4	4	4	4	3	4	3	5	4	35	73	0
Old Spice (r)	4	4	5	6	5	4	3	5	5	41	4	4	3	3	3	4	4	4	5	34	75	0
pointZero	7	5	3	4	5	5	4	4	6	43	3	4	3	4	3	5	3	4	4	33	76	0
Stevie Ray	5	5	3	6	3	4	4	5	6	41	4	4	4	3	4	6	3	5	3	36	77	0
Two Putt (r)	4	5	4	6	5	4	4	4	5	41	5	6	4	4	5	4	3	5	3	39	80	0
Shades	4	4	4	5	6	4	3	5	6	41	4	5	4	5	3	5	3	5	5	39	80	0
Cuba	4	6	3	5	5	3	3	4	5	38	4	5	5	4	4	6	5	3	6	42	80	0
Ozone (r)	5	6	4	5	4	4	4	4	5	41	3	4	7	4	3	4	3	7	5	40	81	0
Burnsy	5	5	3	5	3	4	6	5	7	43	4	5	5	3	2	5	4	6	4	38	81	0
TJ	6	5	3	5	6	4	5	5	5	44	4	6	5	4	3	4	3	4	6	39	83	0
BearCat	5	6	3	6	5	4	4	5	6	44	6	4	4	5	2	5	6	3	5	40	84	0
PinSeeker	4	4	3	6	6	4	4	4	5	40	6	4	6	4	3	5	4	6	6	44	84	0
Harpo	4	5	5	5	5	4	4	7	5	44	3	6	4	5	3	5	4	6	6	42	86	0
PacMan	5	5	5	5	4	4	3	7	7	45	4	5	5	6	6	5	4	5	5	45	90	0
Bookie	6	6	5	6	6	5	5	7	5	51	5	7	4	4	5	4	4	5	4	42	93	0
Popeye (r)	7	5	4	5	4	4	4	5	8	46	8	9	4	6	4	4	3	5	4	47	93	0
Kricket	7	6	6	7	5	5	5	4	5	50	5	6	5	5	4	4	5	6	5	45	95	0
HELFM	7	5	5	5	6	7	7	4	7	53	7	5	5	5	4	4	5	6	4	45	98	0
Grumpy	6	6	4	6	6	6	5	6	8	53	4	4	5	4	6	6	4	5	7	45	98	0
TOTAL	1	0	1	0	0	0	0	1	0		0	0	0	0	0	1	1	0	0			5
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18
	1U	1U	1U	2U	3U	4U	5U	5U	4U	5U	5U	6U	7U	-	-	-	-	-
	3	4	3	4	4	3	3	4	6	4	4	5	3	-	-	-	-	-
	4	4	3	6	6	4	4	4	5	6	4	6	4	-	-	-	-	-
														-	-	-	-	-
RESULT: Malone wins 7 and 5 Start match at hole:

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