The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

TC match - Golden Girl advances to the Final Four of the Ladies "B". She closed Mother with her par on 16.
Honourable Mention to Doggy in his inaugural event, for going undefeated against a formidable pair of "B"s, and for getting three birdies which were all good for skins.
Another great job by one of the Slammer Tour's jackrabbits. Thank you Bookie, leading your group to come in just over four hours.
Notable to SRR, who asked me at the beginning of the year if FishHawk was the only Slammer ever to have a double h in his name - well look at a newbie today with it also.
Although the Muises are on vacation in New Brunswick, the tour's first lady still gets quoted and talked about, So Iron Maiden what happened to the quote in your last event? "4 heads in the dickweeds"
Notable - please be aware that it is dangerous to be the last person to leave the table when the kids money is still there. Staff may think it is tips and pick it up. Hats off to HullAss for stepping up and putting in a fiver to replace the approximate amount.

Falcon Ridge is the home of Ottawa Sun Scramble Royal Oak Kick-Off Day and the Michelob Ultra Million Dollar Ace!

Quotables

No quotes written on the sheets in the right section. Come on Slammers, participation is so important, nobody wants to log on and see 'nothing'. a good thing that there were notes being taken on the tee box.
"You might as well pay me now." " Are you taking my money for the match already?" "No! I am the Doggie Master."
"Oh! This is going to be fun."
"Back to back 87s, congratulations GG." "That's my average now Grumpy!"
"When you were a little girl, did you play ringette?" "NO!"
"I think that I will take a cart." "Not only is Zen a walker, but she is a carrier." "Never mind, I will walk!"
"No three putt money from your group?" "Grumpy we are all "B" classers, we don't three putt!"
"WOW! Is it true that Mr. Homecourse shot a 77?" "YES! But I think he quit at 16."

Fri Aug 5, 2011

Summary
We take it upon ourselves, to lead off the Royal Oak kick-off day. We arrive at the course, and see that the buzz has already started, Stevie Ray, Malone, Littlest Ticklar, and FrenchHooligan's family are all busy setting up the course. We see that Jewel, Fuzzy, and Rulz are busy as well getting things arranged. We start asking questions. What happened to the challenges and groups? It is a good thing that half the field are rookies, and that five of them are playing in their first event ever, so less questions. Ripzone phones in and bails due to an inury. Although he too has the hernia problem that Grumpy has, his injury is foot driven. A little teebox juggling and off they go. Dave Sneyd (pronounced Snead) arrives a little late for his inaugural event, and one of the advantages to having an OC that is not playing in the event, is that I hear him getting the wrong instructions. I drive him out to the third teebox, where he is now down two holes to all three opponents, but does end up with the name Slammin Sammy {he said his nick would be Sammy - then he met PEARL.}

Stars
	Soulsweeper (r)
	Second event, and already making it into stardom. Shocking his dad {FrenchHooligan} with a match play victory, although daddy had a better score. Welcome to the Tour Asselins, next year be sure to sign up for the parent child event. SoulSweeper, had a perfect day going 3-0 including an upset of veteran Big Guy to move 360 spots up the ranking ladder to 108, from 468.
	Ticklar
	This event's best score goes to a familiar face and name. His scoring average is in the 70s and he shot below average today. He is a gem! Ticklar is a PEARL on the tour, and get out your Egyptian / english dictionary to see where I am coming from. Today's score included no eagles, birdies, or skins, but Ticklar still took home the most bones with his two doggies. He went 3-0, nicknamed a newbie named Sneyd {snead}, and delivered Littlest Ticklar to be a very valuable volunteer for our big event.
	Golden Girl
	Sounding familiar? The blue aired hockey player shoots her third straight sub 90 round, for her third straight visit to the podium, albeit for bronze today. GG wins her TC match {see notables} over Mother, after beating TinMan a few holes earlier. GG is now on a six match winning streak, with her last loss being at the hands of her TC mixed partner - Blue. Hey GoldenGirl, as soon as we can change some of that blue air and learn some etiquette, you may have a new career.

Onsite Coordinator

Grumpy

Stats

Attendance: 19
Scoring Average: 95
Birdie Average: 0.42
Course Rating: 7.5
Best aspects of course: clubhouse

Kids

The Kids earned $15

Event Fees

ST Member: $42
EG Member: $35
EG Unl. Member: $29

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
Shades [A19]	Blue [A18]	16	Slammin Sammy (r) [Unr]	Ticklar [A6]	11
Doggie (r) [Unr]	Blue [A18]	16	Slammin Sammy (r) [Unr]	Inch [B8]	11
			Princess (r) [Unr]	FrenchHooligan (r) [Unr]	11
			TinMan (r) [C69]	Golden Girl [C6]	12
			Princess (r) [Unr]	Big Guy [D4]	12
			Princess (r) [Unr]	Soulsweeper (r) [C139]	12
			ZenGirl [C26]	Ticklar [A6]	13
			Slammin Sammy (r) [Unr]	ZenGirl [C26]	13
			Bookie [C8]	PinSeeker [A13]	15
			Big Guy [D4]	Soulsweeper (r) [C139]	15
			Inch [B8]	Ticklar [A6]	16
			Dave Cudmore (r) [C19]	Bookie [C8]	16
			ZenGirl [C26]	Inch [B8]	16
			Mother [C13]	Golden Girl [C6]	16
			Big Guy [D4]	FrenchHooligan (r) [Unr]	16
			TinMan (r) [C69]	Professor (r) [D9]	17
			Professor (r) [D9]	Mother [C13]	17
			Doggie (r) [Unr]	Shades [A19]	18
			TinMan (r) [C69]	Mother [C13]	18
			HullAss (r) [Unr]	Dave Cudmore (r) [C19]	18
			FrenchHooligan (r) [Unr]	Soulsweeper (r) [C139]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
Ticklar	77	0	0	2	46	0	0	3-0-0	6
Soulsweeper (r)	98	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Mother	101	0	0	1	23	0	0	2-1-0	4
Inch	88	0	0	0	0	1	13	2-1-0	4
Golden Girl	89	2	0	0	0	1	13	2-0-0	4
FrenchHooligan (r)	96	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Doggie (r)	80	3	0	0	0	3	39	1-0-1	3
Shades	83	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-0-1	3
Professor (r)	107	0	0	1	23	0	0	1-1-0	2
ZenGirl	88	1	0	0	0	1	13	1-2-0	2
PinSeeker	82	1	0	0	0	0	0	1-0-0	2
Bookie	88	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-0	2
Big Guy	106	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Dave Cudmore (r)	98	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-1-1	1
HullAss (r)	105	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-0-1	1
Blue	89	1	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-0	0
Slammin Sammy (r)	104	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
TinMan (r)	108	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Princess (r)	116	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	4	4	4	4	3	4	5	5	3	36	4	4	4	4	3	5	3	5	4	36	72
Doggie (r)	5	3	4	4	2	6	5	6	3	38	5	5	5	4	5	5	4	6	3	42	80	3
Inch	4	5	4	5	3	6	5	5	3	40	4	7	4	5	3	6	6	8	5	48	88	1
ZenGirl	5	6	5	5	3	5	6	6	2	43	5	5	6	4	3	6	6	6	4	45	88	1
Golden Girl	4	4	5	5	5	5	4	4	4	40	5	6	5	5	5	7	3	7	6	49	89	1
Ticklar	4	5	4	5	3	5	5	5	3	39	4	5	5	4	3	5	3	5	4	38	77	0
PinSeeker	5	4	4	6	3	4	5	5	3	39	4	4	7	6	3	6	5	5	3	43	82	0
Shades	4	4	4	5	5	5	6	5	3	41	4	4	5	4	5	5	4	6	5	42	83	0
Bookie	5	4	6	6	3	6	6	5	4	45	5	5	6	5	3	6	3	5	5	43	88	0
Blue	5	5	4	6	4	4	4	6	3	41	5	6	5	5	4	5	5	8	5	48	89	0
FrenchHooligan (r)	5	5	4	5	5	5	7	6	4	46	6	5	7	7	4	5	4	6	6	50	96	0
Mother	4	5	9	5	3	6	7	5	3	47	7	6	7	5	4	6	5	8	6	54	101	0
Slammin Sammy (r)	6	7	6	6	3	7	5	5	4	49	6	9	6	5	4	7	4	7	7	55	104	0
HullAss (r)	5	5	5	7	3	6	5	7	4	47	6	8	9	5	3	7	4	7	9	58	105	0
Big Guy	5	5	6	6	4	5	7	8	4	50	6	5	6	7	4	8	5	8	7	56	106	0
Professor (r)	7	5	6	6	3	5	7	6	3	48	8	9	6	6	3	8	4	8	7	59	107	0
TinMan (r)	6	6	8	5	5	6	6	8	4	54	6	6	6	4	3	8	5	9	7	54	108	0
TOTAL	0	1	0	1	1	0	0	1	1		0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0			6
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18

	4	5	4	5	3	5	5	5	3	4	5	5	4	3	5	3	5	4
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